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Shymm3x:
Idiot boy, don't call me "lad" or try to sound British with me using that smelly FOB accent.

Just chat shiit and I'll look for you and break ya jaw.

Shymm3x:
[s]Loool.

Accursed phaggot who's always trying to be me. Ya whole existence on NL is dependent to copying my style, with ya thick accent trying to sound like a Londoner. You're a joke, the same butt pirate that named himself a next man's balls. Jack Bauer's balls yano...like seriously, who names himself after the next man's balls? The same fugly and bummy black midget who contested for Mr. Nairaland standing in-front of the ancient cube TV, yet you couldn't make it out of the first round.

And what did you post?

You know me, I'll look for you and beat ya biitch arse to stupor, for the fun of it. You chat and play with the guy, however, when accusations popped - rather than keep it classy, you have been on all the threads instigating shiit. Effing waste man. I pity the obese white biitch that took ya bummy and wretched arse in. You're a waste of se.men and ya accursed mum ought to swallowed the spermatozoa that made you. Idiot boy.[/s]

Shymm3x:
@Nihilist

I've always known you to be a biitch arse nyggah. You went from "jackbauersballs", to "cheddahboy", to some next handle, and now "nihilist" - yet you're still the same fugly phaggot with a fat pum like a sket. How come you're always on threads like this one instigating nonsense? I believe coogs is ya guy and rather than instigate shiit, you should be one advising him on what to do. Yes, the guy isn't a saint and I'm not a fan of fake people (it's obvious that coogar has always been fake. But who cares as long as he isn't troubling me and the chics love him?), but if you can't help someone you see as a "brother" when he's down - just ignore him. There's no gain in laughing at the next person's expense.

pelvicky:
1 is ronaldo 2 is neymar. 3 is di maria 4 cavani/falcao 5 Alexis 6 zlan ibramovic 7 Martial 8 ozil

raumdeuter:
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlt1/v/t1.0-9/12239591_10153473310539822_308251660846626176_n.jpg?oh=20ab8be2fdfe9ad76345452701c6a79b&oe=56EA6BCB

You lot better identify these players else another loss await you this weekend

Griffon:
I once suggested that Costa isn't a franchise striker.

Although he isn't to be blamed for the poor form that has been rocking his team-mates, you'll agree with me that his inclination to pick up fights when he should be scoring and his recent weight gain has partly contributed to our poor run.

Every top team possesses a focal point who delivers when called upon, in Costa's case, it is the contrary.

On the other hand, I've noticed he loves drifting wide these days, that's damn wrong, he's no striker, he is a centre-forward.

Strikers are known for their ability to peel off defenders and to run into space through the blind side of the defender. They are typically fast players with good ball control and dribbling abilities. It's their skill-set and on most occassions their body frame that helps them to circumvent defenders. Good examples of strikers are; Cavani, Suarez, Griezmann, Walcott, Aguero, Lavessi, Martial, Bony, Messi etc

Diego Costa isn't a striker and doesn't have a business with the wide areas. He's isn't a diminutive forward neither is he fast and tricky. He's a freaking centre-forward, our freaking target man. He is there to win long balls, hold-up play as teammates advance and to create space in the channels by occupying the two centre-backs. He is there to bury our chances.

I don't understand why he keeps moving to the flanks every now and then.

Sincerely, I don't understand the ninja at times.

wonlasewonimi:
Yes bro. We need to get coogar off the streets. He is a menace to the society.

wonlasewonimi:
This where it's happening today!

daphid25:
Which striker again,
Is falcao a defender?

Diego Costa has not been very good this season. The Spain striker admitted himself that he returned from the summer break overweight, while his record of 21 goals in 37 games in his debut season has become just three in nine this campaign.

Reports emanated last week that Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho would look to root out the ‘bad apples’ in his under-performing squad, and the Sunday Mirror believe one of such ‘bad apples’ could be the struggling Costa.

Their man Andy Dunn claims the club will be on the lookout for two strikers in the January transfer window, including a replacement for Costa as they prepare to offload the 27-year-old.

Not only that, but Dunn reports Mourinho considered selling Costa back in the summer, but the Spaniard’s popularity within the squad spared him. Club captain is reportedly a fan of Costa’s, which makes sense considering their respective personalities.

As for potential striking targets, the Mirror believe Gonzalo Higuain is the most likely, while the Sunday Express have an EXCLUSIVE on the Blues chasing Atletico Madrid forward Antoine Griezmann, who would cost at least £40million.

elampiro:
Lukaku played as a lone striker.

Rooney played mostly behind a striker, even had time in the wing.

elampiro:

Lukaku is 22 years?

E be like say no be only Africans dey do age cheat.

SailorXY:
the other angle is that the Jungle King doesn't eat grass.

it doesn't matter if Leicester City wins the league this season, everybody know it won't be the norm. United can remain in the pits for two seasons & the public still know its a matter of time.

AdeLaNa1:
Are u not the one bringing things dat happened 3-5 yrs ago??

The initial arguement was best U-25 this season

raumdeuter:
Do you know the guys dad? He looks like one guy I know in Houston.

You dey talk of your son, Even me sef, If dem invite me now, Why would I play for Nigeria?
Why would anyone want to play for Nigeria? What benefit does it hold

AdeLaNa1:
Rooney had 94. Close enough

raumdeuter:
BAMIDELE ALLI

SailorXY:
Martial vs Lukaku make no sense at this point & i wonder who started the brainless discussion!

barely 9 games vs 3 seasons
LW vs CF

no relationship

AdeLaNa1:
I dont need to answer this.

Go check how many Goals Rooney scored wen he was Lukaku's age.

AdeLaNa1:
As far as this season is consigned, let Lukaku go play as a left winger and lets see wat he can bring to the table

SailorXY:
there goes the "desperate" line again.
any transfer towards the close of transfer window is termed desperate, irrespective of little or no knowledge about how much backyard activities were involved.
@ least you & your likes no more gloat about the "maga fees", Martial must be doing something you lot didn't see coming.

raumdeuter:
Would desperation make anyone buy Lukaku at age 19 for 60M?

AdeLaNa1:
Naso! Becoz Martial must ve already played 3 seasons in EPL. We are talking abt the best U-21 in the league so far dis season and u're telling us story of how Lukaku has scored 60 goals in 3 seasons. Welldone.

funlord:
Nope! Mata was sold because he lacked the affinity for your teams love of "bus parking jogo bonito"! I believe he was your teams current 2 time player of the year when he was sold innit?

He had 2 jump @ the chance when he got an offer 2 join a team who was / is "more concerned with scoring goals as opposed 2 stopping goals"! WE gave him a platform 2 express himself! WE let smalling, jones, rojo, shaw, dharmian and mc nair do the defending! NOT MATA!!!

raumdeuter:
See as nihilist turn philosopher on top my head

Well there are no guarantees in life, Martial can cop a career ending injury, He might become undisciplined and party his career away

but there is a reason people see 2 youngsters and take a punt on them Martial has not done anything to deserve 60M but someone valued him and paid the amount on him because they saw something unique

Anyway this is better as a discussion on this thread than what we have been getting earlier

darefestus:
Which Giroud? The same one thats being bench for Walcott? The same Arsenal who are in the hunt for a good Stiker?

With Diego costa, you get an even harder working Lukaku, soneone that could wear defenders out, average passer, faster and more experience at finding space in the box, Lukaku doesnt have these, its not even rocket science.

Like i said, Strikers in the 80s and early 90s were purebred poachers, now you have to offer more than that, hence Lukaku being useless for top-teams.