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dopeJemi:
Tah! I will tell your...

But her body though, I almost did soapie with her picture if you know what I mean

I don't know what you mean sir.

I am born again...

dopeJemi:
I don't know oh... I just guessed sha, and it turns out that it isn't her, then I don F up

Kai that girl's body was...

dopeJemi:
So you never finish sch since ileke idi? why is your spring tuition more than 2 million naira?

I smell......

So IlekeHD is Ileke Idi?

Okokobioko. The owner of the creamiest cleavage ever...

I thought she'd left the forum with her glasses and sexy curves..

Dadehmola:
I remember - he was very active on that particular thread.

Dunno if he contested though

That was because I was Elrony's campaign manager that year.

My candidate failed to pass the group stages though. I dunno why.

There's scene I'm 007 Spectre where Blofeld says to Bond

"It was me James. I am the author of all your pain. I was always there, but you never saw me"

The guy that coordinated this whole thing has known Coogar for almost a decade. His name hasn't been mentioned once.

Be careful the kind of enemies you make. Some will never forgive you. And you may never see them coming until it's too late.

coogar:
it's photoshop!!!
any idiòt can make anything up on the internet. why aren't these fools taking these to the authorities? cos they know they would be outed.

abeg, is there any more evidence out there that made sense, i wan go sleep.

You honestly swear that this evidence is fake?

chic2pimp:
Lomu is dead brah. F@#$ing unbelievable. Rugby's first global superstar. Before Jonny Wilkinson before Bryan Habana before Dan Carter, there was the one and only Jonah Lomu. RIP Jonah

I'm quite upset about that. Woke up to read the news.

It's seems like only yesterday he was doing the Haka at Convent Garden.

One of the best wingers to play the game. RIP Mr Big Hits

Oh My Days

Shymm3x:
It's cool. I don't care about nothing on here. I don't know anyone on here and everything starts and ends here. So no beef.

Safe.

Safe

Where modric wan see that kain grabbed leg Na?

That is definitely Blanka from street fighter.

But Coogar your head is shaped like a kettle though...

I'll be very surprised if water doesn't pour out of your nose everytime you bend down to tie your shoelaces...

Shymm3x:
Okay.

We're obviously products of different environments. Yes, I don't get involved in the sports section cos a lot of folks on there aren't my type of people and I've got my own medium where I discuss sports. However, I saw airmark and MaziOmenuko also adding their extras to it. But I gave them a pass cos I've never seen them chat to coogar like that.

Anyway, it's over. And it has nothing to do with the past. I don't care about two years ago cos it doesn't bother me cos I've posted to you after that. I'm real like that and I've nothing to hide. Coogs' has his own problems but the way everyone came out to gang up on him is just so childish cos no one is a saint on here. Fair enough, he preyed on a young chic and has probably done the same to loads to chics on here...cos most chics are re.tarded/gullible like that. However, a lot of the folks on here laughing at his expense are guilty of the same crime. Perhaps the scam thing made everyone turn against him due to the fake life he leads on here, but is that enough to waste over 200 pages on one guy?

Let me just leave you lot to do ya thing. My Yoruba folks are waiting for me.

I'm out.

Cool.

We may never be friends but let's just dead this thing once and for all.

I've belled you once and you've belled me once. We've both threatened to mash each other. Nothing has ever come of it

We only run into each other online once in a few months...and it almost always degenerates in this shyt.

Let's keep it Civil from now on. If I see you posting that annoys me, I'll just pass and you also do the same.

Deal?

Shymm3x:
This isn't about "Camaraderie and Comradeship" - it's an unwritten rule. I don't do online famzing as well. However, when you chat and banter with someone, even if you don't see the person as a "friend" - you just have to respect the person.

You could've come on the thread and posted gifs, drop one-liners, or read as a guest. However, once you start getting in the thick of it, then you've broken the unwritten rule. It's also utterly disrespectful.

We clearly don't subscribe to the same rule book then.

Sports section is utterly disrespectful. That's how we do our thing there. We've see pictures of people in thier graduation gown there. We've seen people posing next to grandma's pants.

Our disses there are not generic. They are custom fitted with personal info.

The problem is you don't know how we do.

Only last night, myself and Coogar were still arguing about Lukaku. And this is after all the stuff you've mentioned PLUS his personal threat to come find me.

If you don't understand the mentality of the sports section, don't get involved.

I am 200% sure that your attack on me today is rooted in the events of a few years ago.

Either let it go, or come and finish it.

Shymm3x:
I don't have any problems with you. Didn't you post to me under a next handle on a thread asking me why I'm cosigning Brixton when I'm from Peckham? And didn't I reply you?

It's got nothing to do with anything. I know you and coogs are cool. However, after seeing all the threads this morning and, I saw you instigating things on all of them - I just had to call you out. You don't do that. It's either you're real or fake - I don't like snakey people.

r231 and jaybee3 most likely got irked by his antics and that's understandable, especially since they know BABE3 as well.

Snakey?

Anyone who knows nihilist knows that I don't do online friendship. I've been very open about that.

Regulars on sports section will co-sign that I very clearly stated that I would be at the front row laughing even if it was anyone else...

Camaraderie and Comradeship are two different things

I like to believe that I've been very real and upfront with every single person I've interacted with here.

And if you have a problem with that, well you know where I am...

Shymm3x:
Okay.

I don't like that idiot boy.

That's meant to be his e-darg, but he's the one instigating everything from thread to thread.

I wasn't even going to respond to you anymore, but let me just drop this.

1.The guys actually pursuing this case to a logical conclusion are actually guys that have known coogar from way back to the last man
2. I actually recommended dropping the legal route and settling for some and not even all of the money to babe3

Look if you have beef with me it's fine. You started feeling some type of way 4 years ago. Thats not my business. But commenting without knowing facts its a very bitchy trait.

I'm done with you

Shymm3x:
Warwickshire bum, why not stay beyond 5.30? Then again, you're in Warwickshire like the last time.

Ya burnt skinny and fugly arse would get mashed up so bad, even the fat white biitch you caught off the internet in Warwickshire won't be able to recognise you.

And stop trying to be me - be yourself or continue to be the pubic hair on Jack Bauer's balls, you flaming phaggot.

Attention seekers, no attention today. Try again tommorow

Gave you name, address and phone number 2 hours ago and you're still crying more than the bereaved

All mouth no action. Trash belongs in the bin abeg

Griffon:
Funny thing is that Raumdeuter doesn't even have the answers.

No6 is definitely Zlatan though, I'm 101% of that.

He might do...

r231 thanks for the call.

I understand what these guys are trying to do....

I won't fall for it. My bad.

Shymm3x:
Soon come.

And make sure you stay beyond 5.30 since it's rush hour.

Look at this fool calling me with hidden number.

I go home at 5:30pm you bitcch

50 minutes till deadline

Tick Tock.

My phone hasn't rung btw...

Tick Tock

Jaw must break today...Who's jaw?

Stay tuned

Can someone who isn't a complete retardd please fill me in on what's happening next?

raumdeuter:
Shymmex, Nihilist Squash the beef.

Both of you are my peeps

One love

Squash what? Can you have beef with someone you don't know?

This guy just came and quoted me out of the blue threatening to find me and break my jaw.

5:30 pm sha. It's been long since I last had my jaw broken...

Olaone1:
You guys should forgive him. I am sure he's ready to apologize. He's has roughed up a lot of folks on NL.

He should pay all the chargebacks because the girl is in debt with a yeye credit score

Lol I'm not even the one driving the matter. The main guys know themselves

I'm in this for the LOLZ.

Shymm3x:
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Idiot boy, the same way you were in Stone bridge and would be in Peckham in half an hour, yet ya bummy arse told some white boy to ring me with a Warwick number, no? And even the white boy was shook. You're a waste man and you're not employable.

Who would even employ a stark illiterate as ugly as you, with a thick accent? And how do you commute from Warwick to London for work, you accursed lying bastard?

You're a disgrace to village bum who sired you after ra.ping ya mum in the village square. You know you and I don't belong to the same level, hence you stalk my posts like obsessed fan to steal whatever fraudulent life you try to lead on here.

You still my lexicon, you support Chelsea cos I do. You've never lived in London yet bite all my London twangs/slangs to sound like a Londoner. You're fugly and broke. Whoever gave ya arse ya wretched arse a visa to increase the black body count out here ought to shot in the head by a sniper, you incorrigible bonono.

And you never said CCDA, you claimed you have CCNA and coogar also corroborated it, till I told the both of you to shut it. It almost turned into a back and forth between coogar and I - and cooler heads prevailed.

At least, I never denied that "bittyend" is family and the only person I know on NL, even before that happened. I've always alluded to the poster behind it, being family, from when I registered. So there's no biggie there. However, how did you go from "jackbauersballs" to "cheddarboy", to a next handle, and now "nihilist", waste man?[/s]

5:30pm

I'm waiting

PietroRico:
Nihilist once contested for Mr nairaland

This past few days sha..

If you believe that fool, you'll believe anything

Olaone1:
You two, STOP

BTW, Nihilist, you and 5:30pm, ehn

I finish at 5.30 innit?

Coogar tried to physically threaten me yesterday...now this son of a 'freshen up bruv' wants to do the same.


I cant be waiting all day to have my jaw broken or what not.

5.30pm is a reasonable enough dealine

Shymm3x:
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You know ya whole NL life is dependent on me. You stole my style, steal my lexicon, and try too hard to sound London, when ya bummy arse just got off the boat.

Yes, you moved to a next section with a new handle - after ya bummy arse had been disgraced. Didn't you also tell porkies about having CCNA, till I told you and coogar to shut it?

4 years? How long have I been on here? And everyone now knows I'm not "bittyend", but cos ya obsessed always stay glued to my posts trying to steal what to use to fool people, you keep following everywhere. Your biitch arse also support Chelsea cos I do.

We know you're flaming phaggot who named himself after the next man's balls. You don't have "cheddar" cos in 2013, you were still using the ancient cube TV. You're fulgy cos you posted ya pictures while competing for Mr. NL. And we sure know you're a waste man and biitch with a fat pum cos it's evident on this thread. Effing smelly freshie.

Why are you all over all the threads? What has it got to do with you, idiot boy?

Hahahaha this boy is even more stupid than I thought.

You clown, I said I have a CCDA and I copped that way back in 2008 when you were rotting in jail for stealing from a tesco. You are still anngry because I posted the screenshot of Bittyend posting from a browser with shymmex's gmail signed into it. You started running around claiming that he borrowed your laptop.

That was 4 years ago you disgusting piece of horseshit. You need to let that go.

You are an embarrassment to your family tree and all its shriveled branches. Even though your dad sells condoms in the nightclub toilets and your mum sells fufu at Peckham market, you have refused to find dignity in labour, instead choosing to constitute a nuisance in cyberspace

You want to find me and break my jaw right? I've told you where I am. If you dont turn up by 5:30pm today you will prove to everyone that you are the gaping vajayjay I've always known you to be.

This is my last response to you. My next post reagrding you on this thread insha allah will be a picture of your bloodied mug.

Queen Victoria Street. 100 yards from Blackfriars station. By millenium bridge just beside the Pret a Manger.

Tick Tock.