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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 2:23pm On Oct 07, 2015
coogar:
only a sêmen slurping zombie would put hazard ahead of sanchez last season.
Sêmen. Slurping. Zombie.

Damn...

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 2:13pm On Oct 07, 2015
dopeJemi:
..
Jemi that line was aiite...but this was the real dope bar

dopeJemi:
Rooney really impressed in the second half, [size=18pt]depay is a half baked nitwit that should rot in the bench till he reaches 35... Bastard [/size]
You dont even want him on the bench...you want him to rot INside the bench like a dead mouse trapped in the sofa. Well Amen to that

Jemi too dope. Trapstar.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 2:09pm On Oct 07, 2015
coogar:
number of minutes played has a role to play. who cares about total score. costa scored more goals than hazard, cesc assisted more goals than hazard......those are the 2 relevant stats to be considered. dribblings don't win games, goals/assists do.

you try again.....
Come at me bro...

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 2:04pm On Oct 07, 2015
SIRcumalot:
The club brugge playoff games.
I see your response already
You don't choose your opponent you can only beat whatever team fate choose for you.
Club Brugge grin grin grin

The same club that consensus view on this thread holds is not even as good as PSV?

Try again bro...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 2:01pm On Oct 07, 2015
coogar:
errrr, yes!
the only thing hazard contributed were humongous number of minutes and awoof penalties. hazard came short in every relevant attacking stats.
But the same website gave it to Hazard on TOTAL SCORE.

Try again bro...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 1:49pm On Oct 07, 2015
SIRcumalot:
Throw in memphis UCL peformance.
I say they are even.
Because he scored against PSV? Negrito please...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 1:47pm On Oct 07, 2015
coogar:

hazard wasn't even the best player at chelsea. costa & cesc played better than hazard last season.


kane, aguero and sanchez also deserved it more than hazard. hell, de gea won more points for his club last season than hazard has done in his entire stay in the premier league.
Errrr...No

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 1:45pm On Oct 07, 2015
Djhack1:
alexis was better last season.
Errr...No

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 1:38pm On Oct 07, 2015
SIRcumalot:
Memphis has been just as effective as hazard this season so both their skill no dey enta.
Not much to say till we meet hope ivanovic is still starting when this happens.
Errrr....No

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 1:16pm On Oct 07, 2015
Aareonakakanfo:
Yes his form might be bad at the moment but comparing januzaj to depay is an insult to depay.
An insult based on what exactly? What has Depay achieved to make him better than Janujaz?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 12:55pm On Oct 07, 2015
Aareonakakanfo:
Januzaj over depay huh huh. airmark se ko si
But Janujaz is still balling for Dortmund. Nobody can say the same for DepayMessi
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 12:32pm On Oct 07, 2015
JayKayMaybachz:
Epl Table 2015/2016 so far

And some leprosy infested, dwarf minded mongrels won't lemme hear word
8 points difference. Anything can change in 3 games bro. That's why we here. We're down...not out.

By the way, Can we talk about DepayNaldo? Do you think he is better than Nathan Dyer?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 11:57am On Oct 07, 2015
Leyqute:
Exactly. Yet he turned the sperm sipping mongs down. He knew the strong-headed mofos were headed for doom. SMH
I didn't know the season ended in October.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 10:45am On Oct 07, 2015
parrotibaba:
Mehn I hate international breaks, all sorts of argument will come up n pollute this thread.




Ghost Mode Activated
But is Depay better than Bartholomew Ogbeche though? Or even Chrisanthus?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 9:51am On Oct 07, 2015
SIRcumalot:
Tricks is just about the only thing depay has in abundance
Decision making is what he lacks and we go teach am.
Ivanovic will do wonders for depay it will be like Maicon and Bale all over again.
What you call a lack of decision making, I call dumb.

Depay is a dumb footballer mayne

Depay couldn't get drunk in a brewery. He's dumb enough to try and drown a fish...

That lack of decision making is manifest in the fact that none of his 'skills' have entered this season.

We will both be here when the game will happen. Then you will see that Depay is too dumb to exploit the most exploited defender in the league this season...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 9:31am On Oct 07, 2015
coogar:
chelsea fans are a disgrace....

if my team sits in the 16th position with the array of prima-donna players in the chelsea squad, i would be ashamed to speak in public.

yet you have shameless goats on this thread....opening their gobs like they are suffering from diarrhoea of the mouth.
*Sips potato juice*
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 9:30am On Oct 07, 2015
SIRcumalot:
Can't wait to play chelsea
90minutes of ivanovic will fix this,sharp sharp.
Depay that made Leandro Bacuna look like Cafu?

Nigga please. No doubt, any tricky winger would exploit out big-nyashed joke of a right back, but Depay has no tricks. He is only an alleged footballer...nobody has actually ever seen him actually 'play football'

Depay would write an unvigilated exam with a professor sat on his shoulder whispering the answers in his ear, and still fail.

We talking bout M's nigga...talking bout M's
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 8:40am On Oct 07, 2015
Talking bout M's nigga...Talking bout M's

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 5:35pm On Oct 06, 2015
Odunharry:
nihilist who said this?
in the right side of ur brain there's nothing left and on the left side there's nothing right?







line of the century
That sounds like a Funlord joint
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 5:18pm On Oct 06, 2015
Sperm sipping mongs.... grin grin grin

Definitely the line of the year.
PoliticsRe: How Diezani Laundered Looted Money, Her Accomplices Revealed - Sahara Reporters by Nihilist: 5:18pm On Oct 05, 2015
MrLouisVanGaal1:
No wonder chelsea useless...digging for oil wey don finish
Negro don't quote me to chat shyt.
PoliticsRe: How Diezani Laundered Looted Money, Her Accomplices Revealed - Sahara Reporters by Nihilist: 4:14pm On Oct 05, 2015
God when will you hook me up with the kind of contacts that will involve me in this level of fraud?

When?!

All my friends are useless. Not a single one of them is a highly connected thief
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 2:34pm On Oct 05, 2015
hariorh:
And there he was days ago ranting about Wenger not being under pressure


angry
Well he was right though....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 2:06pm On Oct 05, 2015
Jose has been given a vote of confidence by the board...

Those of you who play FM will know that the VofC is usually the death knell...

The time might be nigh for the special one
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 2:04pm On Oct 05, 2015
Keky:
Nihilist my man. Still think Matic is better than this Guy?
Without a shadow of a doubt. Yes.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 6:59am On Oct 05, 2015
They need to interview Ibime on Mikel, Ramires and Emenalo. That ought to be even more entertaining...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 6:52am On Oct 05, 2015
donjazet:
U guys need to watch this.!
F*cling hilarious!!!! grin grin grin grin


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2_l_cjtIRc
I Kent....I just Kent... grin grin grin

The guy is sounding like Petey Dunham from Green Street

I can just imagine what would happen with Raumdeuter walking up to that guy to tell him that Ivanovic is not the problem... cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 10:31pm On Oct 04, 2015
Depending on your point of view, Scientology is either a religion or a cult that widely defrauds and abuses its members. Depending on your point of view, Jose Mourinho is either a born winner, or a man who achieves short-term success before coming unstuck, abusing his own players and staff as his house falls down around him.

There is a quote about Scientology from Kirstie Alley, avid follower and all-round nasty piece of work, if reports are to be believed. “L. Ron Hubbard really got the concept that if people united, and not in some airy-fairy way, but if they united and they put their, you know, muscle and brawn together and they worked really hard, you could create a better situation.”

That could so easily describe Mourinho’s management style. His demand for a ‘united’ front is the basis of his success, a requirement for hard work first and everything else second. Every player is asked, forced even, to buy into his vision. They are tempted by promises of success, and when Jose promises enlightenment, it usually arrives in the form of glittery silver trophies. His management style is a college of the mind – players are made to think better, feel better and thus play better. ‘Fatigue, pfft. We’re Mourinho’s men and we’re untouchable.’

Mourinho’s famous siege mentality is also a tool used by Scientology’s leaders. Creating a barrier to the outside, non-Chelsea world, there is a distrust of anything that paints Mourinho or his club in a negative light. Accusations after the home defeat to Southampton that referees “are afraid to give decisions to Chelsea” is indicative of the wilful paranoia which forms part of every Mourinho failure. The cliche is to embrace mistakes and learn from them, but in the Mourinho faith, Mourinhism if you will, the acceptance of culpability is an acceptance of weakness.

‘Scientology always has been a game of power and control,’ said critic Jenna Hill in her book on the subject, and again the Mourinho connection is evident. He may be a fabulous and meticulous coach, but the Portuguese’s obsession with control risks alienating those close to him.

At Chelsea (first spell), Real Madrid and Internazionale, Mourinho has fallen out with senior players towards the end of his tenures, lashing out at his closest allies. He is like an old Roman emperor, lashing out, fuelled by deep suspicions that subjects are plotting against him; the only eventual solution is to get rid of them all. Chelsea’s own Roman must be growing more and more uneasy.

In the male-dominated, testosterone-fuelled world of Premier League football, control is synonymous with respect. Mourinho is successful precisely because his record and charisma generates such a desire to win amongst players and staff, but the mask can slip.

Mourinho’s treatment of club doctor Eva Carneiro was appalling, matched only by the Football Association’s woefully inadequate response. Down to ten men, an injured player on the floor, a medic running on, Chelsea then conceding – it was as if he had exploded through his total control vacuum during crucial moments in a match. Carneiro received the backlash.

It was an action only forgiveable if followed by a grovelling apology, but Mourinho’s problems were compounded by his extreme stubbornness. Having allowed the mask to slip, he was too proud to admit the mask was loose. In that incident and its aftermath, the manager allegedly lost the respect of some of his players and staff. With that respect went control, the fuel of his managerial machine.

It’s difficult to see how Mourinho alters this worrying Chelsea trend. Against Southampton he seemed powerless to effect change upon the game, merely an actor in a play he is used to directing. Having already admitted defeat in retaining the title, Mourinho claimed that he was still confident of a top-four place. That may depend on his own behaviour. Mourinho must re-motivate a club in which he has cast out a key member of staff and moved the captain from centre stage.

In a religion founded on trust, control and unity, the leader has to fight fires on all three fronts amid a mood of wariness among squad, staff and media. The church of Chelsea’s Mourinho is in danger of burning to the ground.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 6:53pm On Oct 04, 2015
Pataki:
https://i.imgflip.com/c3md.gif
Monty Python and the Holy Grail...classic film

There should be a gif of John Cleese saying "i fart in your general direction" in a french accent
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 5:55pm On Oct 04, 2015
[size=38pt]E fe ke ku ni o[/size]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 5:52pm On Oct 04, 2015
AdeLaNa1:
All LVG does is sit down. No touchline instructions. Nothing!! I dont know how we ended up wit dis dud as our manager....
dj please give this guy tpain up down

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