₦airaland Forum

Chelseafan1:
Lol...ds thread na so so fight, how I wish, we all can host a party or kinda get together sometime to get to know one another....I think it will be fun

Mehn if you attend that Kain gathering without gun or jazz, you dey fool yourself.



Though afrodoc2 fit treat your gunshot wounds with iodine and plaster sha...

StarBoard:
You dey Mara, I swear.


Wetin you dey find for ashi joint? You don spoil tey tey.

Oritz wey be certified one hit wonder. He was always at Radio Nigeria two begging for his music to be played.

It's very difficult to explain chapters to anyone who's not been there, or is not from the area.

The owner of chapters decided to maximise his profit by building a petrol station,cyber cafe,casino,bar, restaurant, night club, and brothel in a compound that spanned just 2 plots of land.

StarBoard:
Even Oritz Wiliki regrets that he was Oritz Wiliki.

Lol saw Orits in one Cybercafe/brothel circa 2004 in Abule-Egba called Chapters.

I think he came to photocopy or something. Nobody even sent his side...except for me. My child hood hero in the flesh!

Very stupidly, I started singing his song back to him...he gave me 20 Naira. Probably thought I was a babi Allah or something...

StarBoard:
No one is asking for your mugshot.
Make your point and leave all these insults.
If you are telling people that they are small children why are you rolling in the sand with them?

And again, no disrespect but this ragga thing is played out. If you;re still hoping to be the next Ras Kimono, that boat has sailed.

You mean Nyabinghi was one of those children on NTA that used to say "when I grow up, I want to be like Ras Kimono"?

Starboard that is a very very low blow...

I myself wanted to be Orits Wiliki..

nyabinghi:
abeg try abeg, our thread has lost value with the newbies without sense, if they wanna diss they have found a willing ally in me.Till everyone is allowed to express his opinions without school boy yabis, if not i am ready for another ban and will replicate and flagellate.

Oshey replicate and flagellate

Aka spermatozoa
Aka agent smith

The die is cast.

Gbolaga! Gorie!

As e dey hot

nyabinghi:
as them no reach, dem don go call am from him hiatus, i am gonna send him back into his comatose state. He is gonna turn into another Rip Van Winkle

Afi Rip Van Winkle naaa

Gademit. 20 years sleep for he who test the rocket launcher

StarBoard:
I no enter. We are stating facts here.
I nor dey yab again.

No No No.

You know fit dey throw ojoro jabs from the sideline.

Starboard declare your intentions. No dey do Rick flair or Paul Bearer style here.

Oya take these gloves, I dey go bring short knicker come for you...

StarBoard:
Who dash monkey?

Bros you wan enter set? Make I go organize spare gloves and hoggs for you...

dopeJemi:
I'm glad you know you are not in my level, i'm not a further maths lesson teacher who gets paid 15k monthly, your certificate couldn't even get you a lecturing job in a university hence the lesson teaching job, when my brother gets to the level where he'll need to learn further maths, i'll employ your broke arse


Life must be really frustrating for you, I'd kill myself if I get paid peanuts after spending 4 to 6 years in a university, you are a big disgrace to OAU, since you can't put your brain to use, I'd advice you give it up for experiments


Try not to move your mouth or type when you think, felch... i'm sure you are suffering from bipolar disorder, cause no sane human on this board will quote himself and start conversing with himself, you be heavy Okpe

Damn it Jemi

I can see why they call you dope. See bars!!!

Is this Nairaland or sambisa forest?

Blood, gore and bullets everywhere....

AdeLaNa1:
Wen u start conversing and quoting urself and bragging of how u slay mobs like its a lifetime achievement on a faceless forum, then u should know dat there is something mentally wrong somewhere!!

Be very careful there....

Mob killer inna alpacino style!!! Egba mi o.

Nyabinghi ride on bro.

Jook their clarts.

Chelseafan1:
Saturdays match, stumbled on this....Eden isn't even on top form yet.

How come nobody is talking about Sanchez at all?

They've both been shyte.

Sanchez didn't have a preseason so his case is understandable...

That 'goal' shouldn't be there sef. Sanchez hit something very similar and it was called an 'assist'

afrodoc2:
I no get. go meet our in house Rasta man

Guy which Kain clinic you dey run so?

Ok do you have any ethanol to...ahem...clean my wounds?

afrodoc2:
No drip today, funlord victims don finish the drip. Abi u go take Zobo in drip form?

Choi...

Ok let me have some medicinal marijuana in that case.

dopeJemi:
Nigga shut the fnck up if you've run outta lame excuses to back rooney, you are a nuisance to this board, and you are old enough to father a 15year old


If rooney is not the only one in poor form, what is our business with that? Are you a fool? We are talking about rooney's poor form this daft cu.nt is telling us he is not the only one in poor form, are their forms tied together? Are they the reason why rooney's form is poor? I ask you again, are you a fool? You are so bereft of common sense, one of many things you are bereft of


I'm expecting you to spill your usual jamaican bomboclaaart nonsense, old man acting like a possessed kid

Yee!!!

As I raised my head to shout "shots f..." Dopejemi used stray bullet to scatter my femur...

Na to watch this one from inside sick bay.

Abeg doctor give me 2 drips.

MrLouisVanGaal:
Martial was scoring goals and helping injured opposition players while costa was looking for who to practice kung fu with. Maturity is not by looking like methuselah.

How the hell does this correlate with my post?

Do you understand English?

Lamentations after a win?

Odikwa serious...

Well, DJ please give me Iyanya -Lekwa Ukwu

Odunharry:
nihilist I see you... wat do you have to say about the match?

I've been watching the rugby mate

chic2pimp:
Smith was even more pathetic. Even a rugby novice would not have done that.

Commentator was just saying how AB have had at least 50 more carries than the argies.

Player with the most carries? SBW

My nigga

Nihilist:
Before?

My wife just dey laugh. Less than 10 minutes in the argies don carry sinbin

McCaw was quite stupid there

chic2pimp:
Dude i watched the game in utter disbelief. Did not see that coming at all. Neither did the springboks. You watching the Allblacks right noe?

Before?

My wife just dey laugh. Less than 10 minutes in the argies don carry sinbin

Hmmm

It would appear that Ogede ti kpon this evening...

TVal please be on standby

Thegoodjoe Elampiro

Do you guys have any info on Oliseh's plans for super eagles?

The likes of Dele Alli,Odion Ighalo, and Femi Ibe should be drafted in ASAP.

British Media is very powerful in EPL though...

Sky and BT literally finance it.

SailorXY:
it's easy for them to gloat cuz it went their way, it's human nature.

I don't expect Mouthinho to say the ref was wrong, why should he? 3 points are premium for him these days & Queen Eliza can be slaughtered while he cares less as long as he cops 3 points.

The nauseating part tho is raising campaign against Chelshit banners when it's vice versa.

Says the fan of a club whose manager regularly intimidated referees...

Park well and on ya inner light my friend...

chic2pimp:
Vs Fiji? ....You must really be having a laugh.

C'mon you Red Roses!

Oboi japan just shock me today...and millions of South Africans everywhere...

Mahrez...what a player.

Mukina2 I dey see your hand o

Tval:
Skiborobo skibo.. Bami loke eda rin ji mi ke


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRRQF3Wdv5E

Yekpa

Aunty Pataki, mo ma so fun pastor pe e ma wo bumshort

Diego Costa helping Koscienly protect his eyes from the burning sun... fair play lad.

It really is a hot day in London today...

Very good.
DJ TVAL please give me efejoku abeg

Arsenal...e fe choke ku...