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nateevs: 3 in 3. Talk about hitting the ground running.

I was looking at the stats as well...prior to tonight, he created quite a few chances as well....and all his attempts came in the box

Ruthless finishing, ghostly movement, and an altruistic nature....

Reminds of Benzema in his prime...

Costa's finishing is Godly.

And you better get your girl to wear iron pant and bra around Fabrepass...the man has X-ray vision

sod09: I bet no one saw dis coming
I should av stick with Costa......its high time Rooney bleeped off, I'm getting my Costa back

I'm in tears here...

Big tears fa.

I took him out and captained Aguero

AirborneLacer: The ninjas here keep dodging this question - I've noticed.

Moyes would surely have Kendrick Lamar's Poetic Justice on repeat

Hahaha

Manyoo living life in the margins,

And this metaphor is proof

Song signs for West Ham

Lol

Manyoo jonzing levels na world class...

Young was what?

Rooney out after the international break

Is LVG still better than Moyes?

Bimfo: hahahaha.. Young don Old..

Bwahahahahahahahahaha

See as Mata and RVP just dey kill Di Maria's efforts...

The guy is in shock at the gulf in quality between his old and new teammates...

Desperate times call for desperate measures....

So I deployed the WildCard and Captained Aguero....


Ghen Ghen Ghen Ghen...Eshinshin carry kpomo...

Let's see wagwan this afternoon

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1662945_ele_jpeg863d4e0a413cdcaec172db49e34db775

That letter was signed by

"Awa Ore Yin, Ole"

Bwahahahahahahahaha

I don't see why this man is so upset

Massturbation is a gift from God granted to man at creation to keep us busy just in case we failed to invent TV and the internet....

Dhellake: ibime is gOD of rap section who ducked a battle

That one that has been contradicting himself in the rap section...claiming it's for fun, then taking things P, and has gone from claiming someone wasnt good enough to battle to literally begging same person for a chance to battle...


That's not the point here though....

I just need to understand what a veterinary engineer does...weld body parts to farm animals? or install combustion engines in household pets....

BTW this is just questioning what we've been told...no ulterior motives at all.

Ibime: Back to post at 11. . .incase Coog ask for me in my absence.

Shiarman its 11:07

Wey the verse na?

Interesting interview I saw somewhere....

YoungDaNaval: Good Day Viewers, You're Welcome To Nairaland Textcee Interview. Our Guest For Today Is One Of The Best If Not The Best Textcee Of This Section. He’s Also a Popular Member of This Forum Who Based in the U.K. He’s blessed with So Many Qualities Including His Dopeness on Text, Funny with Words and How He Makes Uses of Outstanding Vocabularies.
LADIES & GENTLEMEN, I PRESENT TO YOU’ ALL COUGAR A.K.A THE PRINCE OF PERSIA!!!!!!!


Q. Good day Mc Coogar, You're
Welcome To The Nairaland Textcee Interview. So How You
Doing Today?

Coogar: I'm in a tip-top shape - I'm hale & hearty. Thank you."

Q. Before We Proceed. I'll like to
Know Being the First Guest Of
This Platform, How Do You Feel?

Coogar: It's a great honour. It's a great pleasure even more an honour for me to be the first guest to speak to you. I am very glad to be here."


Q. I'll Like You To Tell Us A Lil Bit
About Yourself. In Your Own
Definition, Description Or
Explanation, Who's Coogar?

Coogar: Coogar is indescribable. If you line up a thousand posters to say something about me, I am sure they will all have something different to say about Coogar. I don't even understand Coogar myself....I just take each day as it comes - YOLO!!!"

Q. Hmm Thats Cool, So How And When Did You Find
Your Way Into Nairaland Rap
Battle Section?

Coogar: That credit should go to my homie, Chic2pimp. He started the banter that set off this chain reaction on the Sports thread. We were having a banter & he questioned my lyrical prowess. He directed me to the Rap Section & told me there's a new generation of textcees who seem to be stronger than what we used to have back in the days."

Q. Actually You've Proven Yourself
To Be A Lyrical Beast. We All
Witness The Way You Easily
Brought Down The Likes Of Mikuz
& Siddog Which Are One Of If
Not The Best Of This Section. We
Also Saw How You Made The gOD
Of This Section Duck From A Battle
Which He'd Never Done Before.
Man, That's Incredible! Please
Share With Us The Secret Behind
Your Skills Sir.

Coogar: There's no secret behind the dark imagery I paint with lyrics. I have been writing for aeons & I realized I could make words rhyme together, add some polish & punch with it."


Q. As One Of The Most Popular
Member Of This Forum. You've Got
So Numerous Followers As well.
But There's This Rumour All Over
Saying You've Got Multiple I.D
Which Include Teamgarri, Sauron
etc. What Do Have To Say About
That?

Coogar: Nas said people fear what they don't understand, They hate what they can't conquer. When your adversaries have no clue, they come up with ridiculous accusations to put a chink in your armour. Coogar does not need multiple IDs to spit phlegm on the face of his foes."

Q. As A Lyricist, Who Are The Top
Dogs You're Looking Up To In The
Industry? I mean Your Role
Models.

Coogar:I learnt a whole lot from Eminem, Canibus, Immortal Technique & Notorious B.I.G. These guys helped me in the art of lyricism."

Q. In Your Own Opinion, Who Do
You think Are The Fast Rising
Newbies Living Up To Expection
Currently On This Section?

Coogar: I have always made it clear that FYH & Limerick have the most potential among the newbies. They just need to be more focused & continue to write. This art is like math - the more you practise, the better it gets. So my advice to them and others is to write write and never stop writing."

Q. If You're Given The Privilege To
Meet One Person From This
Section In Real Life. Who Would
That Be?

Coogar: It has to be Biyasi. I want to ask why she would choose such a funny name. What is Biyasi? Lol"

Q. If You Were An Animal, What
Would You Be? And Why?

Coogar: If I were an animal, I would be a Black panther."

Q. I'll Like You To Share With Us
Your Career Aside Hiphop, What
Do You Do For A Living??

[size=28pt]Coogar: I am an Engineer."
[/size]

Hmmmmm....


https://www.nairaland.com/871307/official-manchester-united-fan-thread/548#19392016

Is Veterinary Engineering a thing?

Fernando's transfer is one for the history books

200 years from now, people will still be talking and laughing about the worst transfer in football history

raumdeuter: Fabregas allegiance to Arsenal, RvP allegiance to Arsenal (both club captains), Owen allegiance to Liverpool(Club captain), Silvestre's allegiance to Man Utd, Tevez allegiance to man Utd, Sol Campbel(Spurs Captain)

All these didnt stop transfers between rivals

But Alonso who isnt a Liverpool youth, Who isnt English, who spent just 5yrs in Anfield, who has gone to Madrid afterwards

I just confuse for the paddy....

Dahdemola is just in shock that his club missed out on what could have been an effective short term solution to their well documented central midfield problems

Dadehmola: His allegiance with Liverpool and the strong rivalry between both clubs must have been a key factor

A key factor to who exactly?

Xabi alonso was available for mere 5m

Manyoo's cluelessness in the transfer market is jonathan-esque

Breathtaking incompetence

Mourinho insists he remains open-minded to the possibility of Costa featuring at Goodison Park but revealed his £30 million man has missed two days of training with the injury.

"He is a big doubt, let's see," the Chelsea boss told reporters. "Everyone else is fit.

"We are trying everything for him to play [on Saturday]. He didn't train for the last two days. Today is the last day.

"We have to try and see if the reaction is positive. If the reaction is positive, we take him and select him on the bench."

Best case scenario, Costa makes the bench

nitlad: He's a go for FPL then, no?

I would avoid tbh...

It will be a tough game regardless and I dont really think Diego is fixture proof just yet

SirShymex: But lyrically, was Biggie better than AZ?

Heck, a lot of rap heads and critics believe he was lyrically better than Nas back then - and Nas will always be better than Biggie.

Nas has never been and will never be better than biggie IMO

Illmatic was Nas's magnum opus that was rightly lauded when it dropped in 94 mainly for the way he changed the game then.

Other than that, what other album or mixtape from his considerable body of work can be compared to biggie's 2 albums quality wise.

Remember biggie was crowned the king of NY when Nas should have been at the peak of his career.

SirShymex: Yes - but that wasn't even a competition. Junior M.A.F.I.A stood no chance: rapper for rapper, and bars for bars. AZ alone had more bars than Biggie - sad he never really made it in the mainstream. His verse on "Life's a Biitch" is still the greatest hip hop verse ever to me - and he was like 18 or 19 when he dropped it.

And you've got Nas, and Nature. Foxy Brown shiits on Lil Kim everyday of the week! Queens run circles around Brooklyn!

Erm, AZ and Foxy are from BK but I gotta cede The Firm to Queensbridge.

AZ was underrated and unfortunately denied the spotlight by Nas's shade but it's disgraceful to compare him to Biggie lyrically

Best female rapper of all time is Rick Ross.

I think she has the biggest b00bz too...though she also has a massive beard. Weird.

If Schurrle is fit, he should play 9 abeg...ko buru

Torres should just G n D in Milan

ElFenomeno1: C L Football confirmed YET again . #Arsenal

After donkey years of competing without winning, shame no dey catch una?

Only Arsenal fans will be happy about being given another opportunity to fail...

The specialists.

Now I'm sober after getting high on manure's misery last night...

I seriously suspect that last night's game was sabotaged.

With no European commitments, and several players coming back from injury/lack of pre-season, last night's game should have been a perfect game to get these players(RVP especially) some important game time.

I think LVG threw the game solely to reduce the number of competing fronts for united. Nobody rates the league cup anyway, and it suggests that the EPL/Champions League Push is his prime target