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raumdeuter: No need for tissue just tell coogar to open his mouth

His mustache and goatee would make it feel like the real thing

The pick up line for him is "Let me be your MK Dons"

Dayo your homosexxual tendencies are very worrying...

That's how you told us the other day about some random strange man texting you about how he was watching you in a bar

14 years is too good for you...they should lock you away for life....

raumdeuter:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDZX4ooRsWs

Now we are talking...

Make I go arrange my Vaseline and Tissue

Edin Dzeko bust laugh sha

https://twitter.com/EdDzeko

E don red o

Dem dey kidnap Albino o....

Abeg DJ give me Anaconda by Nicki Minaj

And Anaconda by Dbanj

Pataki: Where is StarBoard?

That nigga dead

DJ?

Anaconda Megamix please

Anaconda by Niki Minaj

Anaconda by Dbanj

Thanks

SailorXY: i notice that too

Yes that is true....

You are quite right

I noticed it.......too

Abeg Abeg....

DJ give me my Anaconda Megamix!!!

Nicki Minaj Anaconda and Dbant Anaconda...

COOGAR!!!!

debosky: How y'all doing here? No analysis, no one following the game?

MK Dons

Mortal Kombat Dons

Flawless Victory

With Babality Finisher

DJ I only need 2 special numbers please

Anaconda by Nicki Minaj

and

Anaconda by Dayo D'banj

I surprised nobody has done an explicit mix featuring both tunes sef....


DJ please give us the better jams...

OK.....

Is LVG better than Moyes now?

Bandboys be at alert....We should boogie down on this thread tonight in almighty Amadioha's name...

AirborneLacer:

Fring you know you really need Jesus?

You baptism of 2009 wasn't legit

Na true na?

I don't really support people telling us we can or cannot talk about.
The way I see it, this is a thread that enables Chelsea fans find and interact with each other on whatever topic they see fit.
Restricting chatter to strictly Chelsea or football related topics is just silly, as those are very limited subject matters...unless Mithel wants us to start speculating on the colour of Ivanovic's pant once gist don finish...

elampiro: Are you saying he was ready to fill our midfield in 2011/12 after Ando and Cleverley injured?

You must have forgotten 2011/12. After the injuries which happened after 5 or 6 matches, SAF tried everything, lot of players but nothing worked until Scholes was recalled. At a time I became scared we could find ourselves in 4th or 5th.

As if that could ever happen....

AirborneLacer: I'd hearken to this call if I were to be discussing p0rn.

It's football related, get used to it man.

Nothing wrong in discussing a well directed film,tastefully depicting unclad actors in colourful and reverent positions of coituss and post-coital bliss, in a didactic manner of speaking of course...

mithel: seriously el gaupo enough with the manure related yarns,if you want to talk about it ,go to their thread...

Don't see why we can't do both tbh...

So it's only me that's looking at that girl with burning lust in my eyes and a rock in my pant?

Since we're taking shots at Mums...let me set the scene with a classic soundtrack to the battle.

Some of you might remember this....most of you are too young though...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8opPUInhOHQ

AirborneLacer: Still taking bet when blows don dey fly up?

You need to be sacked!

My nigga...we take bets IN PLAY...

leggo: is this how you win rap duels? Shame on Nl emcees... All I can say is you are proof cossy orjiakor did sleep with dogs.. My only bewilderment is that she did anal all through... Coogar is a miracle baby.. #BigHug

Errrm excuse me....

do you mean this woman?

https://www.aprokocity.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cossy.jpg

Total milf though...

AirborneLacer: I've got my £100 on that dude in red - they call him coogar, he looks brutal!

We're still taking bets o....Afrodoc who's your candidate?

Still taking bets folks, lets keep it moving...

coogar: hahahaha -
another one is about to bite the dust. before anyone says coog is bullying you.....be warned cos i will b[b]ïtchslap the bïtch outta the bítch that sired you. in case you are confused, that's your mother[/b]!

Can we get a choi!!!!! gif for this one?

Abeg make bloody for this thread....

Coogar v Leggo

Make una carry go...

E no go better for any pacifist on this thread...

leggo: you are like a circus monkey, everyone cheers you when you put up a show, but when we get back to our jobs we pity the lonely ugly-face...

Abeg who get that 'Chisos' gif

Ibime: Nothing sweet pass beating a ninja by 1 point.

Na dat one go pain am pass.

Nihilist the victim.

E go shock you when PVA get bonus points

Definitely a few shots fired....

Coogar take it away!

Leggo!!

leggo: are you always this deluded ?

Shots fired?

1 point in 2 games....

Cant we get the band boys in for this?

At least one special number na?

So Van Gaal is not so good after all....

Can someone please explain how Van Gaal is better than Moyes?