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AirborneLacer: Hazard out for Fabregas!

A phucking calculated risk.

I'm trebling up on Hazard, Costa, and Fab.

Leicester my 1st love, but dem must chop am

lalaboi: imagine . . 30points difference no wmakes you better?

If anything. We are on the same level! Mid table. You're not any better. . . . .

Why you no kuku ma buy the 30 points for market?

Me and you no be mates...

I am Dbanj...You are Wande Coal

lalaboi: See beans. . lol

Show us your history! Average joes like yourself claiming what they are not. .

See yourself below:

Lalaboy...you are primary 2 pupil trying to discuss quantum physics with a Nobel laureate

lalaboi: With 160m. You can buy a good 11 and 4 very good backups for each position then fill your team with cheap but good players. compared to 100million for 15.

Perhaps its not average and maybe what's expected but not to be compared with ordinary FPL league players. You can fill a host of big names in an 11, something you cannot try in fpl

WHen did Nihilist and Nateevs turn Vets? lol. Nateevs barely completes a season!

Lalaboiy I have consistently finished above you in the last two seasons....

You are not qualified to even kiss my fantasy football canvass

Bwahahahaha

I just saw a Brutallion FC managed by a Professor Killer...

Omo una no go kill me with your names...

nateevs: Only 60 points so far mate. Two errors. Assuming Filipe will play and not following through and making Fab my captain.
What do you have?

Nihilist, how are you faring?

66 points...

Coogar has 90?!

You be winch?

Mikel is not a footballer..he's a con man
Lost the ball with his 1st touch and has been dribbled ever since...

Maybe not then...

442!!!!

3rd time now wey Andre no wan give Costa ball...

Schurle get beef with Costa?

Fabregas 2 debut assists mayne...and it's not even half time.

Schurlle's run for that goal though was very canny...

My Good God!!!!!!!

What a fvcking move

Fabregas fabricating passes since 1972

Arsene Wenger was a big fool to pass up on Fabregas and keep Wilshere...

CostaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaa

Oscar is leaving Costa too isolated up there I think...

Nervous start

nateevs: I hope Guapo finally sees that JM will indeed

1. play Fab in DM
2. play Azpilicueta at LB when he wants to.

Lol I was just gonna say that as well...especially the Luis situation...

Jose on Courtois

Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho: "Obviously a goalkeeper is not a player you are changing match after match, you must give a bit of ability, but this is about performances.
"Ten years ago I had a very difficult decision to make when you have Carlo Cudicini giving fantastic performances in Chelsea's goal for many years and I made a decision for Petr in 2004-05 because I had in my hands a keeper who I thought could be in Chelsea's goal for many years and years.
"The situation is similar. We have to think about the future of the club and made decision to give the goal to Courtois. But I feel so comfortable and so safe having these two goalkeepers with us. Petr is a fantastic professional. He only knew my decision this morning."

AirborneLacer: This is too humane.

I hope them dick-riders who're cheering your course shares in this ya classy Idealogy?

Or are they on their own?

I don't know who you're calling dickriders though...or are those shots fired?

AirborneLacer: Oh yeah!

Like a saying goes ''Murder the champion and become a legend''.

Fring you're on a mission, you're on a phucking mission!

Mission bawo?

I'm only a hype man and it's all for a laugh..and while I won't run from a fight if it comes my way, I don't go round starting them...

chic2pimp: Tbh not looking to get involved in you and Gustavo Baba's "innit innit" "Brap Brap" arguements. Just saying it as I see fit.

Argument?

No arguments here my man.

Just some spillover really. I am always to be found everywhere there is a fight, cheering everytime a punch is thrown with bad intentions, and applauding every blow that lands in anger, from my vantage point in an Iroko tree...

As Nairaland's premier gladiator, Coogar is often in the thick of things, and sometimes as you know, the violence spills out of the ring and into the stands...when that happens spectators either spar or vamoose

On this occasion, I chose to spar with the champ in his state of bloodlust, and keep him sharp and on his toes...

Ain't no arguments here....and certainly no beef

Init blud brapp fam jheeez!

I'm sure you're still multitasking at the bar, watching berbatov and nursing a cold pint.

Ashanaposki

I no get Nairaland Stamina to keep up a lengthy back and forth...

I am out!

coogar: what would an onanistic gay like yourself know about high class women? your type hand-washes the undies of the kinda women i fück. i leave the stains there, your job is to remove them.

What kind of dirty woman has stains in her underwear?

She must have a very thick and smelly bush...so I'm not to surprised that you are to be found there...afterall your job requires you to live in the bush....

Can you imagine the dirty midgetfucker bragging about nacking dirty girls?

Your lack of hygiene on the outside closely mirrors the dirtiness of your brain...

You must be suffering from aboki syndrome...having spent so much time with farm animals, you think it's a thing of pride to be dirty...

coogar: of course.....who born you make you no go work? my concern is the number of hours you are putting in. 18 hrs per day is too much, i hope it's not because you are being used as a slave by the madam that brought you over.

if you need help, holla.
you still spend money on chics? how ugly you must be to spend dough to get püssy when high class women throw themselves at me. may zeus upgrade your standard of living, amen.

High class women?

Negro please.

The only high class women that throw themselves at you must be one legged,one eyed old hags high on cannabis...and starboard

coogar: i ain't leaving till this game ends.....
what about you? are you closing soon? you have been standing since 5am? arthritis go finish your knees before you clock 30 at this rate.

I actually have work to go to in the morning....

I have to earn money I spend on my Chics...unlike you who gets to play with baby chickens for free..

coogar: i was born to multi-task & i came alone to watch berbatov's monaco. have some beer & shyte on faggöts like you while doing so. sad & jobless? seeing that you work as a security officer, it's easy for you to think i work on sundays. you better face your work before you get fired. i have nothing to give you - just airing it out now in case you think of making me responsible for your sack letter.



this boy na mumu o.....
what does it take to fish out information with a smartphone? may thunder fire poverty. see what dial-up connection & 2.5G has caused this village boy?



the simplicity of a village mind!
so coming out to drink lager suggests i would get drunk? bwahahahahaha. you must have grown up in a household where your elders drink irresponsibly. sorry!



we have already concluded you are a faggöt! you went from jackbauer's testiclês to gustavo & now to nihilist all in the space of 12 months. you are suffering from an identity crisis!

who is nihilist?
nihilist himself doesn't even know who he is anymore. if you are not acting the role of a shrink on NL romance talking about babes playing hard to get, you are busy lusting after elampawa's cöck!

your brain is a terrible thing to waste!
when will you do something meaningful in your life rather than using one moniker or the other to scam people on every section on NL. who are you hiding from?




yes - this is the clear hint that you work as a security officer at macdonalds. £5 per hour in this blistering heat. i don't blame you. if i had to stand for 8 hours, pack babypoö to earn a living, i would be a nihilist too.

Are you still at that bar clement?

Customer never show?

Ibime: Corrected!

Injury to Hazard will not slow us down even if he breaks his leg tomorrow. We have more than enough width in the team. If you ask me sef, I prefer Schurrle in certain games, depending on the strength of the opposition.

Infact when he got injured last season, we did alright, it was when he returned from that we lost the UCL and the league.

You mean the same Hazard who we relied on so heavily last season is the one that is suddenly dispensable?

Ibime you astound me sometimes....

coogar: i am at a bar watching berbatov's mercurial skills and nursing a pint of lager. many people wouldn't be able to tell you to your face you act gay! for real though, i don't care which hole you prefer to hide your cöck but why can't you faggòts just get a room and spare the rest of us your little bromance?

I can honestly see why people call you sad and jobless.

Lets do some investigatory work...Bediako style

A)You have posted 3 times within the last 30 minutes...at 8:04, 8:22, and 8:31

If you are at a bar like you claim...then the people you are with must be so dead and boring, that you actually prefer to post multiple paragraphs on Nairaland within such a short time window. Birds of a feather often flock together...this tells me that you are most likely DEAD and BORING...

B)2 of your posts have statistical charts embedded in the actual body of your text...This requires some trawling and research...I'm most certain that you cannot be in company and be so unsociable...so if you are truly at a bar, you must be at the bar alone...that is sad.

You are now SAD,DEAD and BORING

C)If you are truly drinking alone at a bar on a SUNDAY NIGHT, it suggests that you can afford to be drunk tonight, as you have no job to go to in the morning. No Job, No Pay.

You must be SAD, DEAD, BROKE and BORING

D)Unless, maybe you do have a job...sat alone late at night at a bar....waiting for a punter to approach...standard ashana behaviour. Coupled with a moniker that evokes the image of a middle aged female sexual predator...our final conclusion is that...

Miss Coogar is a SAD, DEAD, BROKE and BORING ASHANA...

QED

Nihilist for IG of Police 2025