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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 9:42pm On Nov 29, 2017
I don't understand the need to rest Hazard.

Why for?

It's not like he started the season at the same time as these other boys....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 8:43pm On Nov 29, 2017
Hazard on bench?

Why?

I bet he comes on against tired legs in second half.
CelebritiesRe: Plus-Sized Woman Twerking At Oritsefemi's Wedding (Video) by Nihilist: 7:54pm On Nov 29, 2017
Oyindidi:
Hhenry Hhenrry come see tongue
I swear I just wan call am grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 7:39pm On Nov 29, 2017
Lana1:
Issok. We sef go come toast on ur thread with ur tears tonight. cheesy
As you can see, my phone battery is at 67 percent, and both my Bluetooth and Wi-Fi are on.

Good luck reaching post match.

TravelRe: My Abuja – Kaduna Train Experience; A Sweet Bitter Pill - Man Recounts. Photos by Nihilist: 4:26pm On Nov 29, 2017
You think this is bad. Come to London. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 4:05pm On Nov 29, 2017
CapitalCee:
Even city and PSG playing well have things wrong with them. There are many thing wrong with the team, like harbouring a lot of average players and past it players that needs offloading and improvements from the inexperienced and youngs ones, not bad football or lethargic football, 32 points in 14 games is our best return since 2013 incidentally that was when we won the league last scoring loads of goals and conceding very little. Criticise the team for not fighting or losing, not for winning an away game 4-2. Chelsea had the same scoreline with Watford, but at home. I did not see anybody slating them. I only blame mourinho for spoiling us with 4goals galore early season, we thought it will continue like that.
But you said you haven't been impressed since the early games of the season bro...

Have you also been spoilt by Mourinho?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 3:44pm On Nov 29, 2017
Lana1:
U just dey drink tea since morning. Dont u ve anything stronger??
Correction: I've been sipping the tears of some Manyoo faithful. It's potent stuff.

I'm high as hell! cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 3:39pm On Nov 29, 2017
CapitalCee:
Who told you we don't entertain the fans? An absorbing and engaging game to me is entertaining, if one needs any other sort of entertainment, I think AY Live is the BEA. What if I tell you that a defensive masterclass is more appealing to me than scoring loads of goals.
It wasn't all good just 3 days ago

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 3:14pm On Nov 29, 2017
chrisley024:
The fact is our midfield gets overran easily. We need 3 CMF in our next 2 games. Good if Carrick comes back quick since we don't know what's Herrera's issue.
what does CMF mean bro?

Central Midfield Forward? You need two extra Lukakus?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 1:42pm On Nov 29, 2017
sinizia:
He still wasn't shoehorned into the LB position, Ukaku is just an ALL-ACTION POWER-PACKED striker with boundless energy that can play at CF and drop deep to help our his team. tongue
If he dropped any deeper, he would be dining with Lucifer...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 1:41pm On Nov 29, 2017
dopeJemi:
we have got to be completely honest with ourselves

Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Man City and Tottenham all play with intent and focus, just look at Man City, aren't they winning also? are their football as bad as ours? as much as it pains me to admit it, I have to, our style of play is very disgusting to watch, just look at the nonsense we played yesterday, we played without our heads, couldn't even hold the ball for more than a minute, looked confused most of the time, couldn't press our opponents when they had the ball, don't get me started on the possession stat and number of passes completed, the truth is we didn't know what we were doing yesterday, forget the scoreline, we were poor

This has been going on for a while and I have been quiet but yesterday's game was just too disgusting to watch and I am getting worried, how far will our lackadaisical style of play take us? it's time we tell ourselves the truth, We suck right now
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And no, their football are not as bad as yours.

The lord is your strength bro.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 1:37pm On Nov 29, 2017
sinizia:
Lol. Mourinho was talking about the "ending parts of the game" not the entire match or when he's in the CF POSITION. You and Nihilist are just trolling, you know the truth.
We never said he's a leftback.

He's a left strikeback, and box-to-box forward. That's all we said Bro.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 1:34pm On Nov 29, 2017
sinizia:
I'm sure that cuppa tea is cold. Fake tea. tongue

From that match that you guys are trolling us with, you'll see that Ukaku wasnt shoehorned in the LB position. See his heat map, he's mostly based in the final-third of the opponents' half, dragging defenders out wide to get some space. His heat map at the LB is very faint indicating that he only went there at the ending period of the match to defend our lead which Mourinho pointed out. Few seconds at the LB position me and nada when compared to his main heat map for most of the match.

Cc: Griffon
Plot twist: This is a different heat map to the one I posted.

So that's 2 matches now where Lukaku was playing Left back

sinizia:
Please, I don't need one example, I need multiple examples.
Time for me to Change Clothes and Go. My work is done here. cool

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 1:16pm On Nov 29, 2017
elrony:
And what makes you think the grieving one was talking about dental infections tongue
Plaque is not even an infection.

Bruv how badly do you want this L? cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 1:08pm On Nov 29, 2017
Leyqute:
grin

I had no idea Lukaku dreaded plaques
Anybody with good dental hygiene should dread plaque obviously...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 1:06pm On Nov 29, 2017
dopeJemi:
when did Zidane play against young?
Chaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 1:05pm On Nov 29, 2017
Griffon:
Oshoro heat map. Looks like someone is being instructed to dread the box like a plaque.
They don't call him the Left strikeback for nothing....though it looks like he occasionally spends some time at CB as well.

I've heard of sweeper-keeper. Sweeper-Striker however?

The man is the true definition of box to box
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 1:01pm On Nov 29, 2017
Griffon:
Hehehe. Someone isn't happy with our normal faaji grin

'The way Romelu wins the corner for the goal, the way Romelu ends the game making tackles in the left -back position , that is the mentality I want' - Mourinho

That sums it up hombre cheesy
Check the heatmap above bro..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 12:59pm On Nov 29, 2017
sinizia:
Can you please list all the matches that Mourinho "shoe-horned Ukaku into the LB position EVERY NOW AND THEN"?. Since you love facts, it shouldn't take you time to list about 4 matches this has happened because judging from your "every now and then" words, this tactic has been happening for a long time now.


Please, I don't need one example, I need multiple examples. Also note that, in the Brighton match, Ukaku was never shoehorned into the LB position.

When Zlatan was brought in for Mourinho, Ukaku moved to the wings. In the new set-up, Ukaku was no longer a CF, but a winger/wing-forward. In a 4-2-3-1 formation, the winger serves as an extra layer of protection in front of the full-back behind him when the team is defending. That's exactly what happened. Ukaku lost the ball in his winger position and tracked back like every other winger does to help Valencia out to thwart the threat. How's that "shoehorning" Ukaku into a LB?

Or you'd have preferred Ukaku to be lackadaisical and allow Valencia to be exposed so that should Brighton equalise you'd be here with your fellow Shekpites to party?
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 12:07pm On Nov 29, 2017
Dantedasz:
While not excusing Lukakus terrible miss last night,I believe he is a striker that scores goals and then goes on a barren spell. He could be on to a hat trick on Sunday. It is not beyond him.
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 12:04pm On Nov 29, 2017
elrony:
Bwahahahagrin grin grin Uncle Nihilist is in a state of afulagua like a fine girl dating a broke ass nigga with mighty odinga grin grin

While CEO is a professional Grief expert, make do to hire him to come wail at your great granny's burial cheesy grin
Who is your uncle? angry

We're the same age, you and I
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 11:51am On Nov 29, 2017
I like this 352 abeg.

Hazard as a striker is too deadly to move back out to the wing.

Willian and Pedro should chill on bench till 75th minute.

I need a 4 or 5 nought scoreline tonight.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 11:46am On Nov 29, 2017
dopeJemi:
Griffon come here and explain to us how these dominant teams and better playing football teams are beneath us with inferior goal difference?

Team who doesn't give their fans something to cheer about are second on the log with a goal difference of 24

teams who are dominant and give their fans something to cheer about are 3rd, 4th, 5th and 6th with a goal difference of 13, 7, 10 and 7

Come and explain to us
While we're waiting for Griffon, let's talk about this to pass the time.

Can you explain what's happening here?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 11:42am On Nov 29, 2017
Nihilist:
Can you please explain how your left strikeback managed to miss this?

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If they told me that guy in yellow, running back, would catch Lukaku before he pulled the trigger, I wouldn't believe it.

See the way the guy is sprinting back like a gala seller chasing a grinning Leyqute,smiling gleefully out the molue window after collecting sausage roll without paying just before the traffic light changed to green....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 11:35am On Nov 29, 2017
Leyqute:
They woke up with nasty e.rections and needed to ease the tensions in their c0ck.s with a senseless diatribe. grin
Pause on your behalf...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 11:10am On Nov 29, 2017
CapitalCee:
I don't respond to trolls but comeback when.
1. Your goal tally surpass that of united.
2. About 750 million fans view your game
3. You overtake united
4. When United's goals conceded surpass your own
5. When your tortoise of a keeper has more clean sheets than DDG.
6. When Micheal Jackson with Italian passport wins Champions league.
7. When you defeat or outplay united at old Trafford
8. We fail to beat any of the big 6 club in which you beat.
9. You win more trophies than united this season
10. Finally when you have sense.

Satisfy all of this, then we will start talking.
4.
Can you please explain how your left strikeback managed to miss this?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 10:12am On Nov 29, 2017
I think Left Forward-back, Left Wingback-striker is the official new position.

or is it Left Strikeback?

Yeah, Left Strikeback.

I like that...

Lukaku the Left Strikeback
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 10:09am On Nov 29, 2017
Griffon:
This is your response:
Please always credit the original source
eph12:
Nice game. Lukaku covered a lot of ground in this game which helped a lot
eph12:
I am very confident he will score goals if he plays closer to the box, but his energy is needed for now all over the pitch
Mourinho just invented the first Box to Box slidetackler striker. Eph12 defined the dictionary entry. All I did was reference these great footballing minds.
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Celebrities React To Slave Trade In Libya by Nihilist: 10:00am On Nov 29, 2017
khalids:
We have the African union, we have Ecowas......I'm surprised that they have not called the Govt of Libya to put an end to this...or even sent in troops to stop this nonsense.....

For m,e if a nation enslave members of another nation, especially on this scale, that's has good as a declaration of war....

Part of the responsibility of a Nation is to protect the integrity of its lands and people wherever they may be.....That's why you can't touch a US citizen any where in the world without some repercussion...

What are our Politicians waiting for....

All our celebrities can do is shout and cry.....but its high time our leaders wake up....This their business as usual nonchalant attitude......Is getting ridiculous and outright disgraceful.....
What Govt of Libya? cheesy

Sent in troops to where? grin grin

Brush up on your current affairs bro...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 7:05am On Nov 29, 2017
eph12:
And then?
Nice selfie bro...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 7:02am On Nov 29, 2017
Griffon:
One of Donald Trump's anti policies. grin grin
He didn't need to score that goal because his energy is needed all over the pitch...

Where would he find the stamina to slide tackle opponents at left back position, if he's too busy doing trifling things like putting easy goals in the back of a huge net?

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