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afrodoc2:
Intellectual and masterful DJ. Please play me "The Bridge is over" by Boogie Down Productions.
I am sure OGs like Nihilist and Ibime will come out to listen to the words of The Teacher......KRS ONE!

Chai you don old this man.

I watched illmatic documentary and Nas was talking about how he felt as a 13 or 14 year old when this song came out.

Ibime:
Good God, that goal from Jermaine Defoe has to be goal of the season

That goal was too too bad

dopeJemi:
please you people should allow nihilist to wail in OEACE by the rivers of Babylon



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vz6LRBLPKSM

Muthafucka

eph12:
You are among the few lucky ones selected to enjoy the love of elrony today. Be blessed as you watch and listen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IFZnyQhgfU

elrony:
Especially that Drone shot that captured him hiding in the attic with his Chelshit jersey

Na god go punish all of una.

Just lose timmorow

elrony:
Dj Eph12, please play Bob Marley and The Wailers for Daddy bonboy,

Make una just mistakenly lose tommorow.

Na hoopla be my main target now

elrony:
Egbon Nihilist, "Do you like it?"

Dont make me stab your brain with your nose bone o


Just leave me to wail in oeace in a dark room

44 mentions ffs

Mehn i need to log back out.

Quick retreat, no surrender.

chrisley024:
Good you're not driving today. Lol

Lol i dey inside barbing saloon now. Im even contemplating zooming off into the distance with half hair to avoid you party goers.

nateevs:
Poor delivery after poor delivery. Very few chances created. This is the problem.
Pedro, Willian, Moses all make poor decisions on the ball.

Doesnt help when our striker misses gilt edge chances either.

My phonr about to die in 10,9,8,7....

CapitalCee:
I am at queens park station area now, it's around 1, but there is occasional sunshine just like chic2pimp said. I was at Battersea last night, it's very cold there compared to here

Queens park and battersea are so close to each other geographically that there cant be any significant difference in weather.

They're both west london.

chic2pimp:
Not as bad as your Endz. It's around 1 here mixed up with the occasional sunshine.

I swear london is in a different country to tge rest of the uk.

Different weather, culture, everything.

oseriki9:
Define a complete player.

Cristiano Ronaldo

UK guys whats the weather like where you are?

Na -2 last night for my zones. And with severe weather warning this weekend im not expecting a high scoring game today.

Neimar:
I doubt u have sense

And i'm certain youre a few sandwiches short of a picnic basket.

oseriki9:
Are you this delusional?

Everyone is entitled to their opinion, and in this case, my opinion is easily backed up by facts.

The sheer nimber of team and individual accolades, awards, competitions and trophies that Ronaldo has won has put him in a different category to every other footballer that ever played the game - bar Messi.

If we generally agree that Ororo and Messi are the two greatest players of the modern age, and even ever, then its not a stretch for Ororo to say rap that he's top two and not two.

Neimar:
carry ur shit face wit ur mumu opinion go ya thread

Suck your dead grandmas pum through your wasteman dad's battyhole, rudeboy.

Olamyyde:
Cristiano Ronaldo to @francefootball: “I don’t see anyone better than me. No player does thingsthat I cannot do myself, but I see things others can’t do. There’s no more complete player than me. I’m the best player in history — in the good and the bad moments”

Nothing but the truth.

Ororo is the most complete player in the game today. There's literally nothing he can't do with the ball at his feet.

He's also the best that ever did it.

obiorathesubtle:




You took a massive L as much as any other Messi fan..


Mbappe is far better than Hazard

Who cares about Mbappe vs Hazard?

I'm a Chelsea fan bro.

Ordinarily these should be good times for Tesppidd.

Camron released an album only a few weeks ago. Camron and Mase have been beefing publicly and dropping diss tracks on radio. Fabulous and Jadakiss dropped a joint album

I was listening to the breakfast club yesterday and Jim Jones was talking about how the Dipset were back. Juelz Santana is back in the studio and Dipset have 3 tracks produced by Dr Dre ready for the album.

As the only Oshodi based member of Dipset, Tesppidd had dusted off his old baggy jeans, his blue bandana, and his huge caterpillar boots, and had cruising round Oshodi, Bolade and environs in his Keke, blasting old school rap, and pretending that it was 2002 again, and he was still a young conductor.


Then Ororo went won another Balon Dor.

Now Tesppidd is mad with grief . I treated him to a meal last night and bought him a banana. He ate the skin and threw away the fruit.

I took him to a bar to drink away his sorrows. He insisted on only drinking boiling hot beer and refused to sit on a chair. In fact he thought he was a chair and invited people to sit on him.

I had to leave him alone at that point. Last I saw of him, he was muttering to himself with tears streaming down his eyes and snot down his nose.

Sad story.

I heard vivalabyke has gone to climb the tallest palm tree in his village in protest of Lord Ororos recent win.

His village people have been begging him to come down for the last 24 hours. He has refused to heed their pleas so far.

Bruh please come down quickly. You stay up that tree for so long, and even you might forget that your name ain't rafiki.

The last thing we want to see is a Nairaland front page topic, titled "Look what I killed on my farm today", with pictures of some boys trying to cook soup with a creature that looks like it's wearing a barka jersey...

Mein neggers.

Bonjour.

From Football365

Chelsea
Had Chelsea finished first in Group C, they would have faced one of Basel, Bayern Munich, Juventus, Sevilla, Shakhtar, Porto and Real Madrid, with only three of the seven looking nasty. Chelsea finished second, and so will face Barcelona, Paris Saint-Germain or Besiktas. Two of the three look nasty.

You can therefore see why Antonio Conte chose to pick a strong side to face Atletico Madrid, despite an away fixture at West Ham on Saturday lunchtime. You can also see why failure to beat Atletico and thus slip into second place must be regarded as a failure.

Draw Besiktas next Monday and all will be forgiven and forgotten, but it should not have come to this. Chelsea had enough opportunities to seal victory and top spot. Alvaro Morata was just one of those guilty of wasting Hazard’s wonderful creativity.

Yes or No?

cstr1000:
22 year old Leroy sane is dating Candice Brooks.

In my next life, I will be a footballer, I swear.

After seeing this boy in real life, I was convinced he was gay.

Guess I was wrong.

I don't know who the girl is though.

raumdeuter:
Forwards includes more people than Morata. Morata has been keeping up individually with his striking peers in the league, If there is a problem with you attack its has to do with other individuals

WHile Morata is draging and keeping pace with Kane Aguero Lukaku Lacazette first 2 are penalty takers in their team. the next best scorer in Chelsea is Hazard and he isnt keeping up with Sterling Jesus, rather he is on the level of Doucoure, Muray and Niasse

Again I haven't said there is a problem with attack.

What I've said is that it's not enough to say you're matching up with Aguero and Jesus when they see more chances anyway and can afford to be more profligate over the course of the season.

If you're chasing somebody driving at 60 miles an hour, who is 60 miles away from you, you will never catch him if you also choose to drive at 60 miles an hour.

raumdeuter:
WHile City have overwhelmingly the best attack they do not have the best defence. They have conceded more than Man Utd

They have kept 7 clean sheets vs Man Utds 9. Chelsea Arsenal also have 7 clean sheets

There will always be a trade off when you decide to priortize one part of the game over the other. when you put 6 attacking players on the field then you are betting on outscoring the opponent not keeping a clean sheet

They've conceded 1 more goal.

If DDG wasn't such a magician, the situation would be a lot more different.

As a team they have the best defensive stats in the league.

They've conceded 20 fewer shots that the next most miserly defence.

They've conceded the fewest chances in the league from any angle

They've conceded the fewest big chances too.

DDG cannot singlehandedly be the difference between city and manyoo for the rest if the season

At the current rates, United will definitely concede more goals than City.

They have the best defence in the league. Period.

Manyoo just has the best keeper.

raumdeuter:
City is 11 points away because Chelsea dropped points in winnable games like vs Palace(No Morata) and Burnley(Morata didnt start) vs City(Morata left injured). That is 9 points lost in games Morata didnt start or left early

Also because their other players like Sane and especially Sterling have been delivering for them

This is true.

But how do we catchup?

Our forwards need to step up.

Our defence needs to tighten up

Standard.