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Griffon:
Aren't you missing the point?

When as a DM you fail to have a firm hold of proceedings in the middle of the park, you inadvertently place your team in danger zone.

A DM relieves his backline of certain pressures, he covers their asses for fvck sake.

Have your ninny of a DM being doing that? How many of those lastnight's individual errors was seen when Kante was on the pitch?

Release what pressure.

Did you even watch that match?

The first two goals were created by Long Balls from the Roma defence... exactly like what happened first leg.

Are you expecting the 2 man midfield to press Roma players in their own half?

I'll wait for you to explain how midfield could have prevented those first two goals.

Nobody talking about the multiple brain farts around.

Everybody is shouting Bakayoko.

Diggz for example, has nailed his colours firmly to the mast. Luiz had the mother of all brainfarts yesterday, and Diggz somehow managed to blame the spirit of Bakayoko for it.

Tiemoue the psychic controller of PlayStation Dave.

Griffon:
Your great grandad no fit out muscle Yaya Toure, shey you know?

You never know mate. Those dry bones fit surprise you if they rise again

Griffon:
Cesc hasn't been himself ever since Bakayoko started lining up with him in that midfield. His creativity seems to have been substituted for running around the pitch, trying to help a certain spray man cover grounds. It's a shame.

In a football game, someone must take the blame for a goal, it's normal because mistake happens.

What isn't normal is someone taking the blame for a team's defensive frailties, that clearly shows incompetence.

Bakayoko is the major reason our backline looks like that of a Conference side. Nigga offers absolutely nothing to the team other than flashy colors. He doesn't cover enough ground, doesn't recycle possession, doesn't dictate the pace of a game. Nigga is like the statue of Liberty in our midfield, holding the torch and making no run.

Idiota!

You mean Bakayoko is the reason El Sharaawy was penetrating Alonso all night long?

Or Bakayoko was the one that made Rudiger leave ball for his opponent to score?

Bakayoko is the one that made Morata fluff his lines when presented with a chance that was harder to miss than it was to score?

Or Bakayoko made fab misplace a pass and then instructed the defence to part like the red sea?

If Bakayoko can do all these things, then he might as well open a babalawo palace and start predicting betnaija tickets

Griffon:
"They didn't replace Matic. I wouldn't have let him out of the building, I would have chained him to the training ground walls."

"If you ask any of those Chelsea players who they would want back, they would say Matic.

"When you had Matic sat in front of you, alongside Kante, there was protection."

"What's gone wrong for Chelsea? One word. Matic."

"Whoever made that decision needs sacking."
- Phil Neville

Nihilist and his fellow Bakayoko fanboys can digest these nuggets.

Phil Neville must be a confused clown saying "one word Matic" and then asking for "Kante Alongside him"

As if he saw Kante playing yesterday.

If Kante is on the pitch, i can pull my great great grandad's bones from a pit in ogun state, tie them up in a Chelsea jersey, dump them on the pitch...and still expect a result.

Dongorgon5:
Good analysis bro.........You're right about 3 at the back been casted,How do you think we should play with 4 at the back?

Personally I think it's time to go back to back 4.

Azpi back to the left. Zappa on the right.

We have enough bodies in midfield now to choose from.

Up front, I'm now convinced that Morata is not physically equipped to play as a lone striker. Not that I wasn't convinced before, but I decided to give benefit of the doubt.

The man is a weakling. I think we should move pedro inside to play supporting striker because Morata has proven that he can't hold the ball up long enough for his team mates to join the attack, so I think we better give him a nanny to assist him up top.

442

Pedro and Morata striking
Azpi and Zappacosta at fullback.
The rest are flexible

jhorjhor:
Everyone is just blowing this loss out of proportion..m beginning to know the plastic fans here.


We all knew the group was gonna be tough..abi no be so

Manure fans wey dey bring gbedu enter here so,have the easiest of groups...


Things are not even that bad (all thanks to athletico)..we can still get six points from our remaining two games and progess..maybe not as 1st sha

Kante is back and I'm optimistic about sunday...A win on that day and everyone would definitely have forgotten about today's humiliation

Smh..some people don dey call for conte's head sef...forgetting how he was frustrated in the transfer market...He won us the f*cking league in his first season..remember??


KTBFFH!!!

Nobody is blowing anything out proportion.

This was a disgrace

We started well. We ended badly.

I think at the start of the game we had like 70% possession. Hazard was very bright and the team was clicking.

However once hazard was shackled. That was the end of our attack.

Also our vulnerability on the flanks was exposed for all 3 goals.

All 3 were scored by their wingers and we didn't have the answers.

That 3rd goal didn't have to happen, Fab misspass notwithstanding. They won the ball in their half and passed to perotti who still had to beat TWO men to score.

3 at the back has casted since last season. People know how to exploit us.

Also if that early goal was a morale downer, the second one just crushed morale completely and the boys just wanted to go home after that.

Poor performances all around.

I initially thought we were going to play 424 with that Willian sub, but we're still playing this 3 at the back

What formation is this now?

Compare Dzeko to Morata today.

Wow just wow

Wow

Mehn we lack a striker

Flat 4

Leyqute:
[s]Lol. E pain am.

The Belgian BoB is putting you to shame. Just chop your L in silence[/s].

What the hell is this one on about?

Leyqute:
You have an alert from BoB. Mr. Bag Of Beans.

Spam

Yoko nod that ball!

Qarabag though

I just know the revisionists are going to blame midfield tommorow.

Omg

Morata wetin be this na

Morata come on!

Alonso tollgate is being targeted

Wetin dey worry hazard sef

Oboi Courtois never even touch ball before dem hammer am hot shot

Wtf

airmark:
Bakayoko - fabregas

I can see why.

Last time they wan use flanks kill us

airmark:
You have problem.

In naija or in UK?

UK

Leyqute:
Hmmmm.

You guys have started again.
Like talkative wey never born again
That was how Evil.Meta.Human was erupting all over
That for Tottenham we'd be a walk over
God saved him I was inside the tubu
Else I'd have beaten his big head black and blue

About this weekend, we shall see
Don't talk too much, just remain on your seat
No be by mouth, bragada or noise
Or by pashun, tell your Italian Mark Hughes
Na here we go party, when e finally happen
I don iron my shoes, I dey polish my agbada
This party go happen, no be for here or Gbagada

Is this a rap or a school anthem?

raumdeuter:
No. Because we dont have records in Nigeria. I can easily change my identity in Nigeria

In Yankee every child born is registered and given a Social security number which is unique to you for life. So if you change your name, relocate, bleach your face or change gender your SSN is still the same and that number is required for all financial transaction which involves credit

In Nigeria if I scam people in Enugu while bearing Emeka Okonkwo, I can relocate to Ibadan and start answering Tunde Ajayi and start my scam all over again

That's the main problem. That lack of identity control.

I've heard that car loans and mortgages are available in Nigeria though, where at least car and house stand as collateral and offer some protection to the lender.

But there's simply no way of implementing the penalty associated with Bad credit because as you said, anybody can be anybody in Naija.

GloryIsaac:
Will such system work in Nigeria? Any chance?

probably not mate. We're a long way from that yet.

funlord:
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Voted

diggz:


Na Nihilist you dey call principalities and power in wicked places abi? Him dey come for you

Let Manyoo just lose our match first.

We will bind that mini-Belzebub and cast him into the Lagos Lagoon.