Can't relate personally. I grew up in a military barrack. You become everybody's responsibility and everyone becomes your responsibility.

gaskiyamagana:
I have not been arrested because I know n Nigerian police more than they no themselves. Any matter that will carry join them, l no put my mouth or my hands on it. Even the one my legs come across, l always commot back my legs from that road and follow follow another road.

You must be from the north or middle belt. In the southeast you will comot your leg from that road but they'll still follow you to wherever the leg is landing. We see shege for Imo state dah year

EreluRoz:
Why be with someone for such a long time. I'll rather do just friendship for a long time till you can no longer pretend about anything to me, we go don see ourselves finish before going into a relationship. I'll rather study the flaws of someone than the good side

I can deduce two things from here
1. You are very young.
2. You haven't had any real relationship experience before.

It seems you think people don't seem to get this relationship thing right because either of the spouses/partners probably live a life of pretense.
Now let me tell you something. When you love someone your brain tends to validate most of their actions/ habits that you seem to dislike. Your man tells you he hates water touching his skin. You laugh it off, even tease him about it cos you're in love. He dresses fine, smells good and all and it's all beautiful, right? But six months into, your man, no longer having the need to woo you, stops taking his bath and looking nice. Now You dare not come at him and say he was pretending all along. He did tell he he disliked water, didn't he? But of course you're in fresh baked hot love so hey, it never mattered. Now it does. And you call him pretentious? It was only a matter of time!
When I was with my ex their were things she did that I brushed off because of love. Habits is what I'm talking about here. I didn't quite like them but of course I was in love and she was perfect the way she was. But deep down inside I knew that we were gonna have problems over those issues over time. And if I ever make a big deal out of it she was gonna say I PRETENDED to be a decent person meanwhile I was a control freak. I also would probably say she pretended to be THIS meanwhile she was THAT
Look bottom line is, relationships are just as complicated as driving a stick for a lady who never drove one before. You just get confused and never know the way to go. Experience teaches you a lot but it never saves you from being human.

EreluRoz:
I will slap you now

No, it's not about slap or whatnot. To be honest when I read what you wrote up there I just chuckled. I used to belong to a school that preached real love, soul mates and all the yen yen yen about love. Not anymore. I'm not saying these things don't exist anymore. Personal experience and lessons learnt shut me up. You can be with a person for 10 years and still not know who they really are. I had a girlfriend. Loved her like mad. I knew she was the one. I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life with her. She also felt tbesame way, well, atleast to the best of my knowledge. The night before our breakup we were being all lovey dovey on the phone, planning on businesses
to run together and all. What came after that call, no one saw coming. In less than 8 hours the wheel of fortune changed. Wasn't easy for both of us but I guess it's what it is. Life goes on. So yeah , I don't need to know how old you are but I think you have a lot to learn in this life

Austineva:
ship am to ur papa house. Anuofia,!a typical zoogerian. U go wait tire even including all ur generations to come

After reading your reply I suddenly remembered the tears of a woman whose child was killed by Ekpa's boys in Owerri. That's a single case amongst several hundreds of others. The fear he incited in igbo land, the hardship people were forced to endure. He deviated from the original pathway towed by Nnamdi Kanu and brought division amongst Igbo people. Im not Igbo but I've held the conviction for years now that the Igbos have been dealt the hand of injustice for too long. I always thought it was their right to leave if they wanted. I never liked Nnamdi Kanu from the beginning but along the line I began to admire the man for many reasons. But he's there facing trial for his people yet someone is out there destroying what he started
Because of Simon Ekpa lots of people gave up and saw the struggle as a menace. All because of Simon Ekpa. He never stepped foot in the country to support his people all this while. Not even once. Now let me reply you properly. May the fate of those who fell victim to the antics of Simon Ekpa befall you and your family. May you drink from the same calabash as they did and may that fate continue to prevail for generations to come. If Simon Ekpa did good as I believe you think, then you have nothing to worry about. Have a good day and a nice life

If true they should ship the bastard here. If not that his Finnish citizenship might complicate things. That guy has done more evil than bad in the world

My friend cooked for us yesterday here in jos and here is the break down

Elubo/Alibo 1 mudu-N500
Kuka -N50
Crayfish-N50
There was pepper and oil in the house already.

He said the Alibo would last him 3 days and the kuka would go 3 rounds of cooking which is true.

For those wey sabi kuka soup, yall know its one of the best out there. Without fish or meat the soup was effing awesome. We sha enjoyed ourselves.
This Tinubu times is not for sme sme. Manage your life however you can cos omo...omoooooo!

People calling the guy poor, myopic, yahoo boy yen yen yen. OK first of all, the set up on that guy's table isn't typical of a yahoo boy's set up. That's a programmer's set up. A lot of programmers I know like to live on a low key. Comfort is key for most of them because their job requires a comfortable space, not lavish or raggedy. The boy used a laptop to close his face because he didn't furnish his house to impress anyone on the internet. It was for his own consumption. Una go sidon judge person wey una no even sabi how e life be

inoki247:
Lol this student don go use dere hand carry legit format give this people to loot

Aswearrr...that was how we went on a rampage in FUTO, 2017. Students sha destroyed things and looted a few computers but wallai when the school management gave an estimate of the cost of property destroyed we shock cos the thing wasn't even upto half of that cost. The VC Francis Eze and co billed every student 12,000 each. No be small matter that time

It took our dog almost two years to quit that habit. I used to provoke her when she was a puppy and she would often attack me. She grew used to it and that's how we play. You'll think she's attacking but the moment her teeth reaches my skin it will just be a light bite and that's it. Play Don start be that. Even if I drag her plate of food or bone she'll never growl or attack. I think when you treat animals with love like they're a part of your family, they'll understand even your intentions. Bella knows when we're mad at her and knows how to apologise. Dogs are just beautiful creatures man.

Be like I digress sha

tunjijones:


2011 when buhari lose election.

That incident took place in bauchi, not Jos. It started at Katagum LG and spread to other parts of the state.

tunjijones:
Jos na one place whey I go like visit.. cool place but for this Fulani killings and all those other riot. Like that buhari riot whey dem kill youth coppers.

Buhari riot? Kill corpers? In this Jos? Abeg where all these rumours dey come from abegggg

Feminism is a globally accepted movement but the redpill shouldn't be?
I don't subscribe to any kind of pill whatsoever but I know that the redpill doesn't teach men to hate on women. It only teaches the men to protect themselves, put themselves first to avoid stories that touch.

Saturnalia:
The person behind that Facebook account is obviously a daft Nigerian without a working brain.

Some key words gave him away. Indians do not write like this, and I am already guessing that it is the same nonentity that posted it on Nairaland to gather “useless” likes or attention.

It beats my imagination on how some people hide behind other peoples name, race & tribe to disseminate stupid messages just to sway the masses like they did on Twitter during the elections.

Reno Omokri dealt with a lot them by exposing their mediocrity & fraudulent lifestyles on Twitter.

I don’t know if it is an acute inferiority complex or low self esteem.

The man never claimed to be Indian. He happens to frequent there for business. The first time I came across his page I almost wrote him off until I started coming across comments of people who had been his associates or employees in the 80s and 90s. Turns out the man was a business genius who set the foundation for a lot in the Nigerian business scene. I follow him on fb for the
business Ideas he shares frequently.

budaatum:


I do feel he's become pig.

https://www.nairaland.com/7959111/helping-man-vs-helping-woman/5#127825720

Someone pointed up there that you died o. But you're not concerned with that one.

Be like na Idoma lady I go marry las las

People have this perception of me that those at home just can't relate. I get a lot of respect when I go out due to how I conduct myself. Same with my elder brother who has held positions of high responsibility. He gets a lot of respect from both old and young. But in the house? We're literally like Tom and Jerry. We play A LOT, rough nonsense play like kids. That's the only place in this world where I feel most comfortable. If I ever lose guard Infront of you, just know that you're already my person. I lived in the military barrack and I can tell you for a fact that most soldiers you see acting all tough out there are like soft pillows in their homes. That's how it is with men. To earn the respect, we gotta assume a certain persona that's different from who we are when we are with the people we love. So chill.

No average Corp member receives 40 to 50k. Majority of the PPAs in Nigeria don't pay shi shi.

vazsily:


He who wears a shoe knows where it hurts the most! In summary i should quit complaining and cook myself after all i won't be the first; your suggestion!! I will not divulge beyond my complaint of food waste and it is pertinent to note that I am least astonished by your off key notes. Why you tell Tinubu make e self fuel for petrol station so that the price will be exactly how he wants it bcoz he cannot delegate or rely on his subordinate!!

I wanted to quote that person until I saw your reply. That person must be a lady who reasons like toilet. How can one expect a grown man who happens to be the bread winner of the family to retire back to domestic duties. He doesn't have work to do out there or what? He should leave his job and come and be running breakfast, Lunch and dinner na, mtchewww.

That's quartz. If anyone ever picks an interest in the one you're holding, the amount he'll buy it for could get you a bottle of Zobo. No kidding

Nawao. Nigerians are going through a lot

Hope say this is not the owner of bright sakatan Lodge for Umuchima

Science is best known for despiritualizing phenomena by giving some scientific or medical term to them. I've known about sleep paralysis for a long time but only realised its not as simple as science tried to put it. Over ten years ago I was in my bed drifting off to sleep when I lost control over my physical body. I struggled to move in vain. Now of course one would say that's how sleep paralysis works but here's the twist. I could see the everything in the room. My elder brother walked in, looked around, ĺooked at me and kept searching for whatever. I could see him 100% but guess what, my eyes were closed. I struggled to call his name but he obviously couldn't hear me. I was praying in my heart when he turned around and shook me. That was when I woke up and realised my eyes had been closed all the while. I was shook. That was my first experience but not the last. I never knew that my spirit was struggling to leave my body. If I had known what I know now I would have freed my mind and let metaphysics take its course. There are lots of mysteries about this world that the blind(those who don't believe in the spiritual and metaphysical) will never see. I rest my case.

Palazee:
I take care of my seeds

So basically you want public toilets to mother your babies. I mean you said hoes, right?

This post isn't entirely true. I had female friends during my university days and they were helpful and more reliable than 90 percent of my guy friends. We helped each other however way we could

Hello, good day everyone. I recently redeployed to Bauchi from Ondo state right after my orientation course. I studied geology and already have field experience in groundwater geophysical survey, hydrogeochemical analysis and interpretation, borehole/well design and a fair knowledge of GIS.
I have a good knowledge of surfer, strater, diagrammes, etc. I'm also good with MsExcel. I have the passion to learn and apply my skills where necessary. An offer from a geological/geophysical company would be much aopreciated.

Fact. If you think smartphone has no effect on our system, try this. Put your smartphone in your pocket. Stretch one of your arms to the side and make sure you apply strength to the stretched arm. Now have someone try to pull that qrm down. Repeat thesame procedure but without a smartphone on your pocket. You'll be shocked to discover that your arm was easily brought down when the phone was in your pocket but not so when you placed it away from your body. My elder brother doubted that it worked but was shocked when he realised it was actually true. Smartphones dey run more harm than good for human beings wallahi

otthman:
Thanks for your information sir

You're welcome

Don't register. As long as your name has already been published by the senate, you can even register in 2025

id4sho:
, she's from plateau State?

yeah.

Even in death people go tarnish your image. I do not know how their life was in the US but I can confirm that there are lots of lies here. RIP Aunty Nanchin.