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Man has been through shit o. If I talk about the things that have gone into my stomach and out because of hunger ppl go dey wonder whether I still be human being. Sometimes I look at ppl who were born with a silver spoon misbehaving and I'd be like 'I pray you get the true picture of life'

Shawsky21:
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Queenyprinxex:
They can't snipe nada.

That's Funny. One of the best snipers I've ever seen was killed by boko haram. Sniper rifle or not, he always hits his target. The only reason you ridicule them is because Politics have deeply infiltrated their operations, making them objects of mockery. Before Buhari happened, the Nigerian army was formidable and highly regarded

Righteousness89:
Awesome! I remember my days in Military School!

The Nigerian Army used to be one of the Best on Land...

Those guys are good... it's just Nigerian politics that have infiltrated the Force! If Not This Boko guy's can't stand the Nigerian Military!

The Nigerian Army I know would have wiped out Bokoharam in a Maximum of 6months

True. the Nigerian Army is gradually becoming a shadow of it's past. Reminiscing on how things used to be when the 63NA were still in active service, the stories they always told us about their past operations beyond the shores of this country, about their encounters with heavily armed rebels in Liberia, Sierra Leone, Congo, etc. Boko Haram ain't shit. I don't pray for people to die but I say this, all those involved in this menace would die like Chickens. just a matter of time

See as ihedioha destroy those fountains for freedom square. That place used to be dope. Overall, Owerri city is fine sha. Where problem dey na Those local governments outside the main town with exception of Orlu. The government needs to work on the roads tho.

Majority of Igbo men have this "male child" mentality that has been a marital bane since time immemorial. I guess it has a thing or two to do with customs and tradition; keeping up with the family name and all that. You dont have a child, you're treated like an outcast. You have children, all female, you become an object of mockery. In aspects like this, I'll give props to the Hausa man who doesn't give a damn what his wife gives birth to insofar as it's a human being.

That's Ojukwu and Hillary Clinton nw. Come on, everybody knows that

solmusdesigns:



Mumu Kayode

Now that your friend and college mate Abba Kyari is dead and long gone, your EFCC file would soon be dusted

Similarity between General Obasanjo and Major General Buhari

*Obasanjo is an alumni Regular Officers' Training School at Teshie in Ghana , Buhari is an alumni of Nigerian Military Training College (NMTC) in 1962
*Obasanjo is a graduate of presitgeous Mons Officer Cadet School in Aldershot , Buhari is a graduate of same Mons Officer Cadet School in Aldershot
*Obasanjo is a Congo United Nations peacekeeping force war veteran with International Medals, Buhari is also Congo United Nations peacekeeping force war veteran with International Medals
*Obasanjo fought Biafrans, killed and conquered them, Buhari gallantly fought and chased Biafrans away
*Both Served as Federal Commissioner (Obasanjo, ministry of works, Buhari ministry of petroleum resources)
*Obasanjo was a 2ic to an Head of State, Buhari became a State Administrator of North East
*Both became Head of State
*Both became 2 term civilian President
*Obasanjo's legacy project was GSM, Buhari's Legacy Project is Standard gauge railway and second Niger bridge
*Both have cult followership from the masses, Buhari's follower spread across length and breath of the North, Obasanjo's followers spread across the South
*Obasanjo locked up atleast two former Governors, Buhari locked up 3 ex Governors
*Obasanjo ordered military action against civilians at Odi community in Bayelsa, Buhari lunched operation python dance on civilllians at Biafra capital
*Obasanjo detained Lamidi Kanu under massob with SSS, Buhari detained Lamidi Kanu under IPOB with DSS
*Obasanjo sacrificed Lost his wife Stella in Aso Rock, Buhari lost his closest Aide Abba Kyari in Asorock
*Obasanjo violated the rule of law, Buhari doesn't regard the rule of law


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Your last point tho

Damn! This one is machine not car

searchng4love:
Yours.


Now others:
Gbenga Adeboye
Lukuluku Bantashi
Aaliyah
Left Eye
Tupac Shakur
Abacha I was very happy
Abiola MKO
Whitney Houston
Dagrin
Bisi Komolafe
Mase (he died musically)

Why bothering reverend mase. That nigga is a celebrity in the Lord

Renida:
One lady I met, I had a dream before meeting her. I almost knelt begging her if she wouldn't accept my proposal let me be around her as I seldom have such strong instincts that life wanted me to be around a person, especially because I had a dream and saw her the day before. We met around Covenant University so I guess the environment polluted our relations. She kept assuming I wanted her cause she looked like she was rich despite the fact I was working. She refused regardless of the attempts I passed through, we maintained friendship where I call just twice in a year as I told her I didn't want friendship or brotherliness since she was single. I call her twice a year one at the start of the year, the other in the middle. The last time I called, someone picked, she had died. What happened, wrong blood transfusion or blood transfusion done wrongly. When we met I kept hearing the word, blood, blood, even as a Minister and in the Medical line I couldn't place it, if I remaining in her life, she will be alive today because I understood what happened into to. This is one event of regret, I chose to not be patient cause I didn't have things my way. Though life brought us together for free d ship and perhaps her moment of difficulty. Well she was someone else's responsibility and not me, but the new boyfriend mm couldn't handle the situationship


.. Other times the reverse was the case, many ladies saw me on low key and assumed he's a nobody, when they see my work ehtmmthics when working they come flocking, but then I've cut the thread. I then begin to see regrets in their faces.



Let's pray we don't regret in love. My mother's ex from over 45 years ago till today would call and say, if not your mother, if not your mother, cut the call. He does this once every year. There are persons of qualities life would send our way, if out of our own self importance we don't value people because they are the ones doing the chasing and not the other way around and abort our relationships, we will throw away the good along with the bad in the process.



Tolerance is key. Endurance is golden. Patience is a virtue. We should be patient with people..




CC Liliantalks

OMG. I dont know how to react to this but it's by far the best thing I've read all day

Ilegend doesn't beg o...just that today, he is broke; Tomorrow, he's a millionaire; the day after, he's single...then before u know it, he has a babe. Small time he'll say he's leaving nairaland for good...then you'll see his post again tomorrow. His kitchen remains the most popular picture on nairaland .

Oga ilegend I dey hail o

wonuks:
Awwh, so sad. Rest on.
I won't forget the very first Bollywood movie I watched...Tufaan, MAD in the 90s.

Chooo...Tufaan, MAD and Mr India are some of my best ever. No bollywood fan wouldn't know Mugambo

Donald3d:

It wasn't funny at the time, but its funny now

1. When my dad just bought Nokia 3310 , very expensive at the time, he was gathering money to buy SIM card another priceless possession...He warned me not to touch the phone (he kept it on top of the cloth hanger ).I was about 7 at the time, I was a playful and extremely inquisitive child, my sustained inquisitiveness led me into my current career path as a programmer.
Anyway, some days later he found a scratch on the screen of the phone, called me and asked me why I still went there after he warned me...In all honesty I didn't touch it, but he didn't believe me.

He flogged the living day-light out of me, he flogged me so much that I confessed to a crime I didn't commit.I had to admit to what I didn't do

Years later I reminded him :

Daddy, see that phone that year, yes, the one you flogged me so much for , I didn't touch it, I was innocent....Baba was shinning his teeth , no apology till today

I am married now, my children must hear this as soon as they are born, I would send them to torment him on why he punished their father unjustly

So people still dey do this kind tin sha?

akashi01:
No Nigerian reviewers should be mentioned here especially the ones already bought by transsion brands. They have significantly no idea what they are talking about other than reading the same specs sheet we've seen before.


How can no single one of them call out a shitty company making same "HiGh eNd" phones with shitty processors over and over again. A budget phone using same processor as their flagship phone and tech reviewers can't spot it.


Useless Nigerian reviewers:

MissTechy (nothing inside this ones head)
Henry007 (thinks Helio P22 is a flagship processor, apart from gravels nothing in this ones head too).

Semi-useless:

Fisayo Fosudo (Finds no error since brand pays him, Mr Flush)

Ahh...you dey vex ooo

Bro!!! I mean woooow!

I'm a lot like my dad and it would only be a blessing if I marry a woman like my mum. Those two, plus my siblings are the best thing that ever happened to me. God fearing, selfless, caring,supportive, play buddies...just name it. 30+ years of marriage and they're still fresh like that.

OP I think it will do us, the viewers, some good(its gonna makes us feel better) if you try to educate these guys by showing them pictures of different African countries, the beautiful side and the less pleasant side as well which of course, is the case with every country(even Dubai has it's terrible side). I'm tired of these guys thinking all africans live in a mud house without electricity, food or water. E dey pain me well pass when I hear Americans with all their so-called awareness and advancement dey display total ignorance about Africa

She as a woman never talk of coming to naija to come familiarize with your country and people first, na u wan carry leg go meet her for SA and then process wedding plans? Nawao. Sir, you're Nigerian o dont forget that biko.
Wait a minute. Why the rush sef? She pops out of nowhere after 9 YEARS to say "come to SA let's get married" do you know how much have changed after 9 years? Saints I knew 9 years ago are criminals today; criminals I knew 9 years ago are saints today. Hell even I, am not the person I was 9 years ago. Pls sir, take things real easy and slow. You are the man and the responsibilities of a family would weigh heavily upon you and if you fall short in that respect, I dont need to tell you what they'll call you. Dont get into smth you're not really sure of all because your emotions got the better of you. My opinion, if she cant wait for a year for us to get to know each other better, then "K" let go dey

Ilegend's kitchen is the most popular picture on nairaland

walkwithgod:
What a big family

Indeed

borngeologist:
Thanks for the advice sir.. But it very hard to set her up.. I and my boss stays In the same quarters if she comes to my room.. My boss would also suspect me.. And losing the job.. I can't lose my job.

Setting her up will not be hard oga. You can even record all your conversations whenever she comes around and keep them on standby. The secret video camera I downloaded from play store has been doing a good job since 1900. Oga u have beaucoup options but You're just slacking

Mammy water exists. They're different from marine spirits and are the exact opposite of what nollywood portrays on TV. Talk to old sailors, they'll tell you whatsup.

peepydelano:
[/b]virgins are not scarce where I come from[b],i joined a virgin with a Nigga recently and we are looking forward to their wedding,the nigga no let me rest with daily appreciations.Why are virgins so scarce for that una Lagos?

Can we just know where you come from already?

Neroiam:
Sabi boi

My own ancestors were confirm hunters. My great grandfather(killed a leopard bare-handed), grandfather(bout 9ft-long python), and father(steady bush meat)

Only animal i ever hunted: woman

Chiaaa

amaniro:
I don't understand the blood ties between SLS and The Ado Bayero family

That's his family nw. Ade bayero is their grandfather

Catholic church always taking precautionary measures. Nice move

koffos:
.. evening newspaper are always amazing

Ow shit

MadeINchenzen2:
Tell her the biafran history... tell her how Ojukwu disappointed the igbos

Mumu...chai I off for this one

Blindersoff:
They are Fulani herdsmen who know how to speak Igbo and have borrowed Igbo names.

Igbos do not kidnap and do not rape. Only Fulanis do

Yeye