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JessetariahMD:
So its my ph you're saying its not secured
but still folks from north central no wan go back
1.try not to move at night (only if u never get moral)
2.use the major roads(no waka for street oh,or na wida dz manchi nai u go hear)
3.in case u wan stretch leg for night,keep ur phone for ur lodge(to avoid aboy way ur kapa)
4.no smile any how if u do ur a ju man (my favorite rule)
PH is fun tho.....everyone got an experience
I love my city




careful of the kind of color of cloth u put on
black and red,black and white,yellow and black
in fact just dress moderate

Ahhh..with all these conditions and u still say e dey safe? PH that is not safe from pickpockets, SARS, armed robbers, ritualists and cultists. Cult clashes here and there. If those from NC wouldn't wanna go back, it's probably because business is good over there. Apart from Fulani attacks on villages around Jos environs, plateau is the one state where u never experience the above listed.

victorian:
Lol @ pankere.

One actually sent a text message late at night, that he's in love with me

I thought I was seeing double.

I was like what?

I didn't reply for like an hour. I was like what gave him the guts?

Oh because I'm friendly? Sighs guys sef.

Do I need to start looking all bossy with frowns everyday.
I simply replied after one hour. I want to believe u are drunk. Go back to sleep.

He resumed work looking so uncomfortable. I called him to my office, and I said with a stony face, I knew u were drunk last night. He wanted to reply, I quickly said eshhhh! Not a word. Just listen.
I'm the boss here. I'm your boss. I don't allow any form of love relationship between I and anyone working here. No matter how nice I behave with anyone and wit u. Let this be the last time u text this nonsense to me. I don't like it. I don't mix business with pleasure. Never I don't.
Understood!

He replied yes ma!
I nod my head good! U can go back to your desk.

Madam, you just narrate complete nollywood scene for here

Well I wouldn't try to go back in time. I'll talk about the one that happened this morning. I woke up around 4am with a running stomach and felt I needed to relieve myself. And oh....by the way, na beans cause am . During the process na, the ta ta ta splaaa sound was too much I heared my next door neighbour say "who be dat naaa" . Omo I just kuku start dey play music on high volume to overshadow the sound

Sermwell:
bro I followed this thread from page one and I must say your attitude towards your brother wasn't right at all!!!
I have a cousin who was seriously in need to the extend that he came to stay with me in school with his fiancé. I was a student and struggled so hard to take care of them for 2yrs. Almost everyone in my hostel asked me to send them away but I didn't. After about 2yrs of staying with me, he got a contract as a ship cleaner.
last year December after my call to bar, he called me and said he has something 'small' for me, and asked me to send my account details. Like a dream, this guy transferred 4million naira to my account(an amount I have never made in my entire life). I was dumbfounded!! I cried when he reminded me of the sacrifices I made when he and his fiancé were staying with me in school!

Your cousin na corret man. Some people would even forget you exist and the day you reach out to them for help, they'll make you feel like you're bugging them. You sef try sha

Ginaz:
I hardly visit people , neither do I want to be visited. Even if I must visit , I keep to time and go home on time . Dramas that come from such situations I don’t entertain as I respect myself so well wherever I am. I’ve not had such experience before .

This is sooo mee

Libkid:
It was during my 3rd year oh.i had a roommate who played instrument for winners chapel.One Sunday he came home with his friend and introduced him as one of the instrumentalist and begged me so that the guy would stay with us during weekends.I agreed o but something happened.One evening I went out to watch football with my roommate,when we came back everywhere was locked so we called him and asked him where he went.Oga said he was inside with one girl from the church.i was angry but based on bro code i kept my cool.We had to sleep at a friend's place not far from the house.In the morning he called us and asked where we slept and we told him.He said the girl left around 6am that we should turn up.When we got home the stench from the house was unbearable,the bedsheet was wet as if she squirted all night and to make matter worse everywhere was scattered
I told my roommate instantly that I don't want to see the guy again

And To think my friend begged me today to give him the key to my room so he and his girlfriend can handle their business...ah! Me wey like my bed fresh. The guy still carry dat disappointment for mind reach this night

MichaelBukamzy:
Dude came for a job interview and i allowed him crash at my place.my bae came at nite and dude was forming sly madu just to impress her.he ist comot shirt(he dey gim sha),small time he wear my cap dey waka upandan for lyk 5mins.i dey kitchen with bae.e no tey he pas go baf,kari bare chest dey ask my bae weda cold dey.e no tey he enta room,wear brown powder,rub wetlips con spray my pef oo con dey burst craig david album dey sing out loud with guiness wey pesn dash me(i leave am for fridge say afta dinner make i download am).mumu later dey ask me why my bae no sleep over.lol

Some people are just evil in this world. Bro check well...he fit don try collet number

emptytoothpaste:
There's this friend I have that is very artistic. He had an interview here, so he called and asked permission to stay with me for a week, As a gee helping another struggling gee, I responded, "no wahala, dey as long as u wan dey, no shaking, feel at home".

I went out about my normal hustle the next day as usual, came back home, dey parlour small. As I say make I enter room, this my guy don carry oil paint (that type wey no dey clean), and painted one kain evil spirit looking painting on my bedroom wall.

Now, anytime I enter my room, I must shout "Blood of Jesus!".

This one got me cracking

beardlessdude:
I dont think the Guy is attracted To me seeing his behaviour around me. I am not a kid, that is out of question please.
I Said alcohol, you said bread. You just ended up posting first on my thread and spoiling the whole thing.
Everything is not homosexuality, get sense and stop behaving like a fool

E don worry am

Maxcollins042:
Eastern Europe and racism are inseparable. It's deeply ingrained in their DNA that it will be futile to conceive a notion to shed it off them. Quite a lot still latching onto this absurd, Mesolithic mannerism.

Wait lemme look for my dictionary first

I think in Nigeria, fulani girls take the beauty trophy. Followed then, by Igbo girls...Igbo amaka

Aysha110:
I don think in hausa we have christains,Actually its difficult to find,but i don't know if they exist.

Ahhhh...abeg there are Hausa Christians o. Dont get it twisted. Though their population isn't much, they are scattered all across the true hausa states. And I'm not just talking about about Christians who can speak hausa. I'm talking about real Hausawa

taylor89:
I'm happy Burna Boy Lost




Burna is a fellow Rivers Man but you'll never see him come out straight to boast or be proud of his state of origin


He will never win a Grammy

Village ppl spotted

When you find yourself in the jungle, you do all you can to survive. No one said the warfront would have pipe borne water and pizza hut.

CaptainStephen:
I have drank worse water in training, deployment and will still do, the army is not for the weak.

Back to this video, there are supplies provided, of course troops in far remote locations might get delays in supplies depending on several factors.

It is expected to be resilant and make good use of your environment.

So you shove your sensational headline and video down your behind

There are more important things you people can hold the government accountable for regarding the military.

Yeah, you mean far more important things like the government being careless enough not to hold the military authorities responsible for all the nonsense going on in the army? Soldiers not getting all their monthly allowances paid, even RCA na wahala, every bagga in position taking out his own share and giving the crumbs to the people who really deserved the whole, siphoning funds meant for troops into personal coffers. Sorry to say but today, we have more politicians in uniform than we ever had. I mean look at the arms Nigerian soldiers still dey run with. Ak and FN of 19kokro wey go knock down after few rounds. Where's the $1bn budget biko? Sometimes I wonder if Buhari was ever a service man. Every soldier must have witnessed first hand "eye service" and as a general, he must have gotten lots of that. Today he acts like the military authorities are infact, the very symbol of uprightness and honesty. I'm still shaking my head for Nigerian army. Navy sef don follow suit. Lord save us

SmartyPants:
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This was helpful. Thanks alot

Ebenezar2020:
They really need it cos the former govt house was an eye sore.
Governor David Umahi is the most effective governor in the SE.
I also noticed that Ebonyi is the most developed state in the SE.
Anambra and Enugu are both overhyped.

Ahhh...most developed Kwa. If u say road networks, I'll say yes... but talking about development in general, naaah. Save for Abakiliki the state capital, the rest of Ebonyi get k-leg. Imo is way developed

Hi nairalanders, I got this huge opportunity last week to write pioneer contents for a website that's in it's design stage, even though I've never written contents for any site before. The thing is, I need advice and tips on how to go about this. I love tech stuff and people come to me to help confirm whatever product they're buying. But writing a pioneer content is a little different. I need help pls

MondayOsunbor:
i can confirm this oooo it is 100% correect

Oga abeg it's not 100% correct jooor. Master warrant officers recieve 160+ , warrant officers recieve 110+ Only for private soldiers, Lcp and Cpl are correct

KingAzubuike:
See how well kitted they are, fit and battle ready. Somewhere in the poverty capital of the world ravaged by Islamic extremist, their soldiers who always look like a militia or guerilla group are busy displaying madness publicly, roasting bushmeat and fighting with aba made Chinese type 56 (clone of Kalashnikov rifle) .

Maybe you'd wanna take down the past guy's picture. I know him. He died last year in the NE

Dollarseeker:
What is O.S pls no vex...commissioned officers are fresh graduates? thanks for the answer.

O.S means Ordinary Seaman. They're freshly recruited ratings. They only take a few months training in order to become full fledged naval personnel
The commissioned officers are those who either underwent 4 years civilian education/ military training at the Nigerian Defence Academy or already had their university degree and applied for Short service into the Navy.

Also, you must understand that the Nigerian Navy isn't some ceremonial paramilitary organisation as is grossly misunderstood by many Nigerians. They are 100% military, just like the Army and Airforce

Dollarseeker:
na so o, God go help us.

Pls Tammy, if u know pls tell me NCS salary for a graduate in level 08 and also Nigerian Navy graduate salary

The Nigerian military has nothing like 'Nigerian Navy Graduate' . What matters is if you're a commissioned officer or not.
To answer ur q.stion, fresh Ratings like O.S recieve 50-55k while Freshly commissioned officers like sub.lt recieve almost 200k
Medical officers recieve even more

Rubbiish:
The bold is d strength of introverts, intelligence
Introverts are naturally intelligent, they spend most of their time with book or music.
Larger percentage of medical, architecture students and even rev. Fathers are introverts.
Anything that requires staying alone are dominated by introverts.

Your choice of profession is a very good one
Why bother about selling stuffs?
I think u should concentrate more on your studies, so u can graduate successfully. Medicine is tough

The world would have been a peaceful place if all humans were to be introverts, but will be a dull world, when i see an introvert,[/b] i see peace, they fear trouble so much.[b]

Sooo true bro. I prefer saying sorry for no reason and have my peace of mind than claim rights and be out of mind shape. Some people think I'm being a coward for acting like that. Well...that's just me
But that does not mean I dont get angry. It's too bad to put out in public that I just wait till I'm alone, then I vent it all out on nothing in particular

I used to be a 'close-mouth' type of introvert. Always quiet and a lil shy. But then, my mind was always active; constantly exploring its dynamism. By and by, I got into an all boys secondary school where I learned to gain confidence in a lot of ways. Back then at school, no one even knew I was an introvert. I became loud, outspoken and to some extent, a bully(just for fun). I also participated in social functions including performing in other schools where were invited. But in each day that passes by, one would never fail to sight me at some quiet place soaking my self all in some book or just sitting and doing nothing at all.
Back then at home, I was a totally different person. Always indoors putting my creative mindset to work. Matter of fact, I was close door neighbours with the Reverend of my church but he could go 2 weeks without seeing me. A lot of people in my block didn't know me. Some thought I had longed travel. They even started calling me 'Amarya' in hausa which means 'New bride' since the hausa 'Amaryas' hardly ever step out in the early months of their marriage.
Then I got into the university. Things were different. At first I was always by myself, then I started mingling and boom! A lot of my mates got to know me before I even knew them. Them girls think I play too much( if you know what I mean), some would always want me around cause I'm a dose of fun. When ever i step in the class, i say hi to everyone, commend someone's dress, love another's perfume etc.
But after all of this, at the end of the day, I withdraw back to my world. The real world. The world I love. The world of quiet. In this world, My only companion is my headphone and my thoughts. In this world, I permit myself to be selfish. I hardly have visitors, always indoors minding my business. My best friend who doesn't know the 'other me' thinks I'm being wicked for not letting him Accomodate with me.
I discovered that being an introvert allows dynamism and flexibility. If you still haven't recognized the dynamism and strength of an introvert's mind, you might just be wasting your most greatest resources.

Let me tell u a little about myself

I gained confidence when I discovered I could actually speak in different accents- hausa, yoruba, igbo, American, English, Spanish, and other African accents. People easily get fascinated by this. Back in secondary school, they always wanted to hear a Nigerian speak like a pure American breed. I'M AN INTROVERT

I gained confidence when I was approached by a dancer to help out in a competition. I was natural and never danced on a public stage but he noticed me nevertheless...and what i served them blew their minds away. I'M AN INTROVERT

I gained confidence when people commended me for being able to make amateur architectural designs without having a single knowledge of Tech. Drawing. I'M AN INTROVERT

A lot of people still think I'm an arrogant snub who think he's better because he talks sleek. I'M AN INTROVERT

Being an introvert is the best thing that ever happened to me.

But...uhhhm...why do we fantasize so daaamn much

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Maybe Nigerians should have a rethink about this. Haven't the fulanis been living in this country since ever before? Why the sudden burst of violence? Are they fulanis? same fulanis we've been living with all these years or foreigners invading our land and serving the political dictates of selfish politicians? We should think about it all
Personally, I've been around fulanis a lot of times, even as a kid. We used to visit their RUGA where they give us Fura, nono, kinda, dambu, eggs etc. As a kid, I was their favourite. Everybody wanted me in their home. Growing up, I still was their favourite kid in my area and whenever they show up to sell stuff, I sometimes get things without paying for them. I still remember Husseina, Hassana, Babile, Maigogo, Sa'a, Abbu, Lucky, the 100 yrs plus twins, Gadhafi, Addo etc. To this day, those born after I had left know about a boy called 'Sha'am' ( their own version of the name Sam , My name). I had fulani friends back then who were very amusing to be with. Always talking about their grazing adventures.

They lived peacefully but even then, I noticed they used to avoid and to some extent, drive away some other sets of fulanis which I later discovered were foreigners from Niger and Chad. They used to say those other fulanis are very bad and troublesome and don't hesitate to kill over disputes.

All I'm saying is, It's bad to just conclude every fulani man out there is evil. There's more to the troubles we have in this country than what meets the eye. Fulani herdsmen who love to live in little but extra neat compounds with woods arranged at the middle with tiny huts full of China wares, radio and bamboo wouldn't wake up one day to start clamouring for furnished apartments in every state in the country. Its 90% politically motivated..let's know that

To me, AKA was only trying to say Nigerians are sooo good that no matter how hard they try, they just never seem to get anywhere near our mark. #Shikenan

Gone are those days when other nations stiffen the moment Nigeria sneezes. Today, they keep condemning with mouth and doing nothing about a thing. Smh

wealth25:
Its no joke am serious..

My daughters won't be prostitutes but should have a guy that will help see them through during difficulties.

Maybe you should pray for them to be strong enough to face their own challenges and not have to depend on a man for anything even when they're still unmarried. If you were strong enough to keep to your vows despite the challenges, train them to be Stronger, more resilient and more disciplined. They'll live to appreciate that kind of upbringing.

aishaemeka:
But how many tribes can match them in beauty? they are one of the most beautiful if not the most beautiful tribe. Most tribes in Nigeria can't match igbo women in beauty....

Ohhh...e be like say You never jam fulani ooo. cos If you have, you wouldn't compare them to any other tribe in Nigeria. Igbo girls still fine sha

From your write up, I guess you've got some sort of affiliation to Nigeria. Well, I'm still young and not a parent so it will be hard to really put myself in your shoes. But You must know that "Send him over, enroll him in a very nice boarding school and watch him get better" may not apply to everyone.
Btw, I strongly believe in 'village people' . Those guys really do exist and they ain't playing . They can mess up your whole life in just a fortnight.

Dude Simply said he would love to learn Hausa in addition to his mother tongue and some people are already bashing him. Abeg tell me...is it a crime to have knowledge of another Language in addition to your mother tongue? I live in the east and truth is, it baffles me to hear a lot of igbo people speak hausa. Taxi drivers, traders, shop owners, business executives etc. I see no reason why he shouldn't learn.
In my case, all I do is say a few hausa words to aboki with a deliberately strong hausa accent and Gbam! Tomatoes, Pepper, and meat don full everywhere