id4sho:
, she's from plateau State?

yeah.

Even in death people go tarnish your image. I do not know how their life was in the US but I can confirm that there are lots of lies here. RIP Aunty Nanchin.

SmileDance:
She should record their conversations first.

Finish! But they'll not use their head and reason well. Back then I had friends whol used to complain about thesame thing. "But are you recording these conversations?" They'll say no. Laçk of Common sense will not let them realize that that's the only evidence They'll ever have if things go south. If some lecturers put you for front ehh, e go be like say na devil handle your matter

Jagermeister:
Lol nobody comes close to Airforce1 and this other guy wey been dey do music una insult am sotey e enter clothing business.

He even made a video say music no be him calling again...

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Airforce1 Don sha calm down

Na dbull you dey talk?

Illegal1:


omoh.......na only lie dis 2 guys sabi,notin cum out 4rm their side.

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There's nothing I detest in this life like false accusation. A staff at my secondary school back then once accused a small junior boy and I of stealing his N100 simply because we were at the spot where the money went missing (he came to wash his clothes in school). Because of N100 this man disgraced us in front of the whole school. Even flogged us with giant sticks during supper, right in front of the refectory where everyone could watch. As soon as he was done, he heard an uproar from the hostel; his money had been found. The shame on his face was something else. I forgave him sha but bruh...I can never forget. Ever.

One reverend father again...that one made me sit on the bare floor in front of the whole class. My offence: I coughed while he was speaking. He thought it was because of something he said. I pleaded with this man that it was a genuine cough o....baba no gree😄. It was a harmless punishment, but for a crime I didn't commit? I no fit forget

So yeah, false accusation can cause a lasting damage on people but we Nigerians no dey gree. We dey champion the cause pass anybody fir this life

He might be putting you in a tight spot right but he has his reasons. Shey you said he's a Doctor. Na only him know wetiñ him Don carry eye see

Aside the entitlement mentality, your mentality as a social human being get as e be. You're claim to be pleading for a new phone from somebody but You're snubbing the person. Then you'll go and meet people and start presenting the guy in a bad light. Open the messages and videos check out what he's trying to say and respond to him accordingly. But no...you come here dey talk about how many cars, lands, real estates he's got nd bla bla bla. Na sense of entitlement be this naaa

The should allow our president have some rest biko. He has work to do. Abi because he's the president, they think he'll stop supervising projects on new drug routes in Nigeria, Guinea and The USA?

I remember the day I arrived Upper Iweka a little past 1am so we decided to sleep in the bus until morning. By 5am I had already brought down my luggage and sought the services of a 'wheel barrow' boy. Omo after wheel barrow boy Don carry my kaya go where bus dey wait en-route owerri some bastard miscreants just popped out of nowhere demanding that I pay a certain wheel barrow levy. Omo we drag am for there mo be small. Very useless place that Onitsha.

Blupen969:
I saw a bird flapping it wings in mid-air but it was not flying around, i have seen this twice

Birds flap their wings at and yet stay stationary when they sight their prey on the ground. They take tbeir time to monitor the prey first and then when the time is right they dive straight in to grab it

I Grew up in a military barrack. If you don't know what that means, I'll tell ya.
The barracks back then was a place where you find all kinds of character with plenty touches of aljanu and ogbanje. Children weren't spanked back in my days. Children were beaten like thieves. The offenses commited were usually greater than our ages so it always came down to either sparing the rod and raising a nuisance of a child or spoiling the rod and saving your child. Boys did things bruh.
My Mom never saved that rod. She used it when necessary until she never had to use it again. All she had to do was serve that look. Today we appreciate how they brought us up. We for Don loose one or two nuts.
So yeah, spank that child when necessary and dont listen to dick heads who'd tell you you're abusing your child.

The day you post any sensible thing on nairaland, it will snow in Sokoto state

Rubyjade:
Where in the north would you see a house of 50k? Do you know the level of insecurity in the north? All the report if technically defeated terrorist or whatever they call are all nit true, ask those in the north. Why do you think we have more northern people in the south?

Even those in the capital city of maiduguri would be surprised there's this much going on in the north. I mean if the north was sooooo bad why wasn't there any news of violence and killings during this extra-chaotic election? Pls say only what you know. If an investigation were to be carried out it will shock you to discover that there are more Easterners living in the north than otherwise. I've lived in both regions so I know

Lalong literally made us second class indegenes in our own home state.

airminem:
Indispline policemen.

In the Military, we hold our veterans with highest esteem and respect, dead or alive with all due respect professionally.

God bless the Nigerian Military

I was just about to say thesame. In the military a retired personnel can damage your life if he desires to. He can set you up for a charge if he feels disrespected by you. They get just as much respect while retired as they do while in service

plantist:


You are humans. I was also previously not concerned about anyone's tribe until recently. The experience we have had dealing with your people has left us with regrets. From establishing corruption in the land by selling drugs to the locals, by cunningly acquiring properties from the locals, by establishing baby factories and selling fake goods. There are more but I will stop here.

Wow.i didn't know that igbo people can pollute a place that much. So All the baby factories, fake goods, drug businesses and whatnot are owned by igbo people only. Ah, even the corruption in the whole of osun state are perpetuated by the igbos only. Your politicians must be igbos in disguise. Infact The yorubas in Osun state must be pure without stain then. Wow...I'm amaaaaazed

All I can say is, May God save us from tribalists and bigots

Nawaoooo...Nawaooooooo. Make I see this thing for fp

Worldhopper:
This is great! You've been learning by yourself. The main extra about certificate programs is that they go beyond just the technical side of analytics.

Do the excel youtube videos come with real-word data problems for you to analyse and visualise? Do you have a profile where you document the datasets or projects you've worked on?

The videos come with exercise files such as automobie
inventories, employee records, sales records and such. I just had an idea to do something on arsenals Premier league data in the last 10 years. I'm still strategizing on that though.
About a profile, if you mean a LinkedIn or github profile, no I don't. But I would love your input in that regard.
I want to be able to work on more complex problems as time goes on. Gain maximum proffeciency in Ms Excel before transitioning to sql.

So about a month ago, I finally decided to take that step into the world of data analytics. I had just rounded up my B.Tech program, which, infact, was the reason I hadn't gone into that field sooner. The only challenge I've been facing is electricity wahala. I would have gone far by now.

A a beginner, I learnt that it is essential that one gains an expert knowledge of Ms Excel. A lot of jobs require excel as a requisite knowledge. Lots of analyst roles are totally based on excel èspecially in Nigeria.
So yeah, I've been learning s Excel for some time. I'm done with the basics. Kind of in the advanced stage right now. It's been engaging and fun getting to discover how a thing so commonly overlooked by the average computer user can solve such complex analytical problems. I would have gone farther than this if I had constant electricity, but sha...how man go do.
For study materials, I use YouTube videos for now. I downloaded excel beginner, advanced and expert videos from learnit YouTube channel. I downloaded a 13 hour long beginners to expert video by Kyle pew. He's by far the best tutor I've encountered so far. His videos are detailed and very comprehensible. I also downloaded from Learnit and got a couple of excel pdfs from different sites. I intend to go into them after I'm done with the videos. One of them goes deep into complex analytical methods. The bonus there is, they all come with exercise files.

Someone sent me a link to download IBM data analytics 18 hour length video but I intend to finish with the excel course first.

After excel, I intend to pick up SQL. After SQL, I'll go into the IBM data analytics video. As for visualization I intend to go through the course first before picking up Power BI.
I pray to be consistent and never give up. By God's grace in five months I would be gooder than good. See y'all at the top

Worldhopper:
Before the end of this week, I hope to complete my Google Data Analytics Certificate program and then write a summary of the program. I will detail my experience, pros and cons of the program, tips and other general information.

Can't wait to know about your experience. I've been eyeing the certification for sometime now but for the electricity condition in my area

All the polling units in the LGA im currently at in plateau state went for LP. What used to be a pdp stronghold has now shifted course. You see that vote APC and PDP dey expect from the north? NC go balance am out to level with LP. Then SE, SW and SS will do the delivery.

Incomplete list. Where Ubanaja name

Nbote:



If they didn't do you think they'll invite them to come and perform?
Last Last was nominated for a Grammy, Rema went to Number 1 on billboards and Tems just won a Grammy. If the Americans didn't understand, how did they manage those achievements?

No, they do not understand the lyrics yet they enjoy and love it because music is by itself, a universal language. It doesn't need to be understood to be loved. Sean Paul hit big in America yet they didn't understand his Jamaican patois. Brenda was an international hit maker yet no one understood her language. Music is meant to be felt and language has no power over it

I'm in imo state right now and I'd say for a fact, the support Obi gets from here isn't upto that which he gets from Plateau state. Almost every car, taxi, keke, etc., Carry the LP party sticker. Lalong has long been a sell out and the plateau people only just had their eyes opened for them by his misdeèds. You should see that man's village; can't boast of a borehole. All he does is say "yes massa" and whip.

This shit has iLegend written all over it😆. Happy New year baba. Na now I remember say e Don Tey wen I last see you post your kitchen for nairaland. I'd still prefer that you use the old moniker sha

I used to be very bad at pleasantries. Like I literally take a break to process it before giving an answer. Worse is when they use Hausa or my native language (I'm mhiship from Plateau state). Most times I ended up saying incoherent words since no one ever waits 5 seconds for you to answer their greetings. It's not that bad now tho.
Sorry about what you're going through @ op

chatinent:
My good friend, the case is very human. Next thing, you go enter market begin operate for any newly-disposed refuse. Don't feel bad, there's nothing new about it. Good friend, next, you don dey solve Pythagoras with Bodmas inside hot sun. It may feel like the clothes are itchy, you don comot am off. Don't be alarmed: senior man needs cool breeze. Next, common goat wey dey waka en own you go begin quarrel am say "even if you have HND, why threaten me with handout! Why would you..like ogini mere! No! I won't take that. Nkem wu Nkem"...goat wey dey in disbelief for seeing an animal with tail in the front for the first time for en life. Aluta continua bro! On seven market days, my good friend, trekking don bi your talent, slippers go comot your leg, and otilor.


Sincerely yours, good friend,

chatinent.

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This one been Don mad before. You no fit tell me otherwise🤣

Curious345:
Petrol is set to hit ₦500 per litre.

You gotta be wise

Set to you said? 'Cos over here where I stay in imo state it was 550 at the station as of last week Saturday when I last checked. We're in trouble as it is

Papa roasted corn will never show up. He has nothing to offer Nigerians, no real aspiration and drive. Emi lokan indeed