Bro!!! I mean woooow!

I'm a lot like my dad and it would only be a blessing if I marry a woman like my mum. Those two, plus my siblings are the best thing that ever happened to me. God fearing, selfless, caring,supportive, play buddies...just name it. 30+ years of marriage and they're still fresh like that.

OP I think it will do us, the viewers, some good(its gonna makes us feel better) if you try to educate these guys by showing them pictures of different African countries, the beautiful side and the less pleasant side as well which of course, is the case with every country(even Dubai has it's terrible side). I'm tired of these guys thinking all africans live in a mud house without electricity, food or water. E dey pain me well pass when I hear Americans with all their so-called awareness and advancement dey display total ignorance about Africa

She as a woman never talk of coming to naija to come familiarize with your country and people first, na u wan carry leg go meet her for SA and then process wedding plans? Nawao. Sir, you're Nigerian o dont forget that biko.
Wait a minute. Why the rush sef? She pops out of nowhere after 9 YEARS to say "come to SA let's get married" do you know how much have changed after 9 years? Saints I knew 9 years ago are criminals today; criminals I knew 9 years ago are saints today. Hell even I, am not the person I was 9 years ago. Pls sir, take things real easy and slow. You are the man and the responsibilities of a family would weigh heavily upon you and if you fall short in that respect, I dont need to tell you what they'll call you. Dont get into smth you're not really sure of all because your emotions got the better of you. My opinion, if she cant wait for a year for us to get to know each other better, then "K" let go dey

Ilegend's kitchen is the most popular picture on nairaland

walkwithgod:
What a big family

Indeed

borngeologist:
Thanks for the advice sir.. But it very hard to set her up.. I and my boss stays In the same quarters if she comes to my room.. My boss would also suspect me.. And losing the job.. I can't lose my job.

Setting her up will not be hard oga. You can even record all your conversations whenever she comes around and keep them on standby. The secret video camera I downloaded from play store has been doing a good job since 1900. Oga u have beaucoup options but You're just slacking

Mammy water exists. They're different from marine spirits and are the exact opposite of what nollywood portrays on TV. Talk to old sailors, they'll tell you whatsup.

peepydelano:
[/b]virgins are not scarce where I come from[b],i joined a virgin with a Nigga recently and we are looking forward to their wedding,the nigga no let me rest with daily appreciations.Why are virgins so scarce for that una Lagos?

Can we just know where you come from already?

Neroiam:
Sabi boi

My own ancestors were confirm hunters. My great grandfather(killed a leopard bare-handed), grandfather(bout 9ft-long python), and father(steady bush meat)

Only animal i ever hunted: woman

Chiaaa

amaniro:
I don't understand the blood ties between SLS and The Ado Bayero family

That's his family nw. Ade bayero is their grandfather

Catholic church always taking precautionary measures. Nice move

koffos:
.. evening newspaper are always amazing

Ow shit

MadeINchenzen2:
Tell her the biafran history... tell her how Ojukwu disappointed the igbos

Mumu...chai I off for this one

Blindersoff:


They are Fulani herdsmen who know how to speak Igbo and have borrowed Igbo names.

Igbos do not kidnap and do not rape. Only Fulanis do

Yeye

JessetariahMD:
So its my ph you're saying its not secured
but still folks from north central no wan go back
1.try not to move at night (only if u never get moral)
2.use the major roads(no waka for street oh,or na wida dz manchi nai u go hear)
3.in case u wan stretch leg for night,keep ur phone for ur lodge(to avoid aboy way ur kapa)
4.no smile any how if u do ur a ju man (my favorite rule)
PH is fun tho.....everyone got an experience
I love my city




careful of the kind of color of cloth u put on
black and red,black and white,yellow and black
in fact just dress moderate

Ahhh..with all these conditions and u still say e dey safe? PH that is not safe from pickpockets, SARS, armed robbers, ritualists and cultists. Cult clashes here and there. If those from NC wouldn't wanna go back, it's probably because business is good over there. Apart from Fulani attacks on villages around Jos environs, plateau is the one state where u never experience the above listed.

victorian:









Lol @ pankere.

One actually sent a text message late at night, that he's in love with me

I thought I was seeing double.

I was like what?

I didn't reply for like an hour. I was like what gave him the guts?

Oh because I'm friendly? Sighs guys sef.

Do I need to start looking all bossy with frowns everyday.
I simply replied after one hour. I want to believe u are drunk. Go back to sleep.

He resumed work looking so uncomfortable. I called him to my office, and I said with a stony face, I knew u were drunk last night. He wanted to reply, I quickly said eshhhh! Not a word. Just listen.
I'm the boss here. I'm your boss. I don't allow any form of love relationship between I and anyone working here. No matter how nice I behave with anyone and wit u. Let this be the last time u text this nonsense to me. I don't like it. I don't mix business with pleasure. Never I don't.
Understood!

He replied yes ma!
I nod my head good! U can go back to your desk.

Madam, you just narrate complete nollywood scene for here

Well I wouldn't try to go back in time. I'll talk about the one that happened this morning. I woke up around 4am with a running stomach and felt I needed to relieve myself. And oh....by the way, na beans cause am . During the process na, the ta ta ta splaaa sound was too much I heared my next door neighbour say "who be dat naaa" . Omo I just kuku start dey play music on high volume to overshadow the sound

Sermwell:

bro I followed this thread from page one and I must say your attitude towards your brother wasn't right at all!!!
I have a cousin who was seriously in need to the extend that he came to stay with me in school with his fiancé. I was a student and struggled so hard to take care of them for 2yrs. Almost everyone in my hostel asked me to send them away but I didn't. After about 2yrs of staying with me, he got a contract as a ship cleaner.
last year December after my call to bar, he called me and said he has something 'small' for me, and asked me to send my account details. Like a dream, this guy transferred 4million naira to my account(an amount I have never made in my entire life). I was dumbfounded!! I cried when he reminded me of the sacrifices I made when he and his fiancé were staying with me in school!

Your cousin na corret man. Some people would even forget you exist and the day you reach out to them for help, they'll make you feel like you're bugging them. You sef try sha

Ginaz:
I hardly visit people , neither do I want to be visited. Even if I must visit , I keep to time and go home on time . Dramas that come from such situations I don’t entertain as I respect myself so well wherever I am. I’ve not had such experience before .

This is sooo mee

Libkid:
It was during my 3rd year oh.i had a roommate who played instrument for winners chapel.One Sunday he came home with his friend and introduced him as one of the instrumentalist and begged me so that the guy would stay with us during weekends.I agreed o but something happened.One evening I went out to watch football with my roommate,when we came back everywhere was locked so we called him and asked him where he went.Oga said he was inside with one girl from the church.i was angry but based on bro code i kept my cool.We had to sleep at a friend's place not far from the house.In the morning he called us and asked where we slept and we told him.He said the girl left around 6am that we should turn up.When we got home the stench from the house was unbearable,the bedsheet was wet as if she squirted all night and to make matter worse everywhere was scattered
I told my roommate instantly that I don't want to see the guy again

And To think my friend begged me today to give him the key to my room so he and his girlfriend can handle their business...ah! Me wey like my bed fresh. The guy still carry dat disappointment for mind reach this night

MichaelBukamzy:
Dude came for a job interview and i allowed him crash at my place.my bae came at nite and dude was forming sly madu just to impress her.he ist comot shirt(he dey gim sha),small time he wear my cap dey waka upandan for lyk 5mins.i dey kitchen with bae.e no tey he pas go baf,kari bare chest dey ask my bae weda cold dey.e no tey he enta room,wear brown powder,rub wetlips con spray my pef oo con dey burst craig david album dey sing out loud with guiness wey pesn dash me(i leave am for fridge say afta dinner make i download am).mumu later dey ask me why my bae no sleep over.lol

Some people are just evil in this world. Bro check well...he fit don try collet number

emptytoothpaste:
There's this friend I have that is very artistic. He had an interview here, so he called and asked permission to stay with me for a week, As a gee helping another struggling gee, I responded, "no wahala, dey as long as u wan dey, no shaking, feel at home".

I went out about my normal hustle the next day as usual, came back home, dey parlour small. As I say make I enter room, this my guy don carry oil paint (that type wey no dey clean), and painted one kain evil spirit looking painting on my bedroom wall.

Now, anytime I enter my room, I must shout "Blood of Jesus!".

This one got me cracking

beardlessdude:
I dont think the Guy is attracted To me seeing his behaviour around me. I am not a kid, that is out of question please.
I Said alcohol, you said bread. You just ended up posting first on my thread and spoiling the whole thing.
Everything is not homosexuality, get sense and stop behaving like a fool

E don worry am

Maxcollins042:
Eastern Europe and racism are inseparable. It's deeply ingrained in their DNA that it will be futile to conceive a notion to shed it off them. Quite a lot still latching onto this absurd, Mesolithic mannerism.

Wait lemme look for my dictionary first

I think in Nigeria, fulani girls take the beauty trophy. Followed then, by Igbo girls...Igbo amaka

Aysha110:


I don think in hausa we have christains,Actually its difficult to find,but i don't know if they exist.

Ahhhh...abeg there are Hausa Christians o. Dont get it twisted. Though their population isn't much, they are scattered all across the true hausa states. And I'm not just talking about about Christians who can speak hausa. I'm talking about real Hausawa

taylor89:
I'm happy Burna Boy Lost




Burna is a fellow Rivers Man but you'll never see him come out straight to boast or be proud of his state of origin


He will never win a Grammy

Village ppl spotted

When you find yourself in the jungle, you do all you can to survive. No one said the warfront would have pipe borne water and pizza hut.

CaptainStephen:
I have drank worse water in training, deployment and will still do, the army is not for the weak.

Back to this video, there are supplies provided, of course troops in far remote locations might get delays in supplies depending on several factors.

It is expected to be resilant and make good use of your environment.

So you shove your sensational headline and video down your behind

There are more important things you people can hold the government accountable for regarding the military.

Yeah, you mean far more important things like the government being careless enough not to hold the military authorities responsible for all the nonsense going on in the army? Soldiers not getting all their monthly allowances paid, even RCA na wahala, every bagga in position taking out his own share and giving the crumbs to the people who really deserved the whole, siphoning funds meant for troops into personal coffers. Sorry to say but today, we have more politicians in uniform than we ever had. I mean look at the arms Nigerian soldiers still dey run with. Ak and FN of 19kokro wey go knock down after few rounds. Where's the $1bn budget biko? Sometimes I wonder if Buhari was ever a service man. Every soldier must have witnessed first hand "eye service" and as a general, he must have gotten lots of that. Today he acts like the military authorities are infact, the very symbol of uprightness and honesty. I'm still shaking my head for Nigerian army. Navy sef don follow suit. Lord save us

SmartyPants:


There is nothing complex about writing content. You already have the technical knowledge so what you need to know are the types of content:

1. Evergreen content, written about topics that never go out of date. These are longer, informative pieces that may be updated from time to time. This is where you should start.

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At the beginning you should be focused on type 1 and 3, to help establish the website with search engines and also so make sure that any one who comes to your website leaves with a good impression of your brand.

Good luck.

This was helpful. Thanks alot

Ebenezar2020:
They really need it cos the former govt house was an eye sore.
Governor David Umahi is the most effective governor in the SE.
I also noticed that Ebonyi is the most developed state in the SE.
Anambra and Enugu are both overhyped.

Ahhh...most developed Kwa. If u say road networks, I'll say yes... but talking about development in general, naaah. Save for Abakiliki the state capital, the rest of Ebonyi get k-leg. Imo is way developed