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See what NATO has done to Ukraine now

Mtn. I worked there plenty incentives

Kingkali:
Na human head them they sell like kolanut now.

Chai! Afonjaaaas.

I tire oh

Abba Kyari owes Nigeria more than the USA
“The Commission also directed the Inspector General of Police to note also that DCP Abba Kyari, who prior to this allegation was on suspension, shall remain so until the conclusion of investigations.

Script well written

MadeINchenzen2:
Pls if you need video or visual proof to this thread, just quote me... i didn't post them here cos its absolutely disgusting

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Hmmmm all I know is its high time we start getting trophies abeg

God is indeed faithful.

I don't know what to say again other than ndo mason

Hmm na wao. I pity the young lad but if he did the crime he has to pay

Buhari will squeeze nigeria like rag before leaving

Na today i lift ban ni?

I thought you said you were the best lol rubber stamp assembly

Be deceiving yourself

Baawaa:
They should wait and let those dogs teach them lesson.I get rest of mind since the day they installed my prepaid meter

Na small rest. For 4yrs now I can travel and come back without fear of disconnection. Prepaid is da best

SKYHIGHfx:
Useless bitch

Its obvious this woman is sick... God forbid. How can a woman say this?

This is bullying.....

Awkabigboy:
please avoid quarrel with keke drivers , theyre poverty striken and frustrated,,most deliberately scratch the cars of people due to bitterness and envy

The envy from those keke riders doesn't have part 2. They have dark minds.....

Hmm

Its even more beautiful than ph airport. Nice one

They beat and killed him because he reported the the beating and the foodstuffs they took from him who wouldn't report such? Evil children. God will pinish them

Wana69:
It will never be well with those boys

Amen.

Evil school with mean/heartless management

Perverts everywhere

No boarding school for my kids oh. No child can turn my child into an introvert overnight I go waka for you and your family. How can they kill an only child and then run away because they have money na to carry your matter waka. I feel for the family and RIp to that cute boy. Its not by flying those kids out oh there's something called karma and trust me it doesn't waste time this days

This is murder case and all the kids involved have to be in juvenile jail

Mistakenly found what? Abeg make we hear

Gateman will work for life to pay back. Era of slave trade comes to mind see wahala what was he thinking?

nkemoma:
Which kind name be ONUKU DICK?


GOD abeg o

Hahahahhahaha

How is this a crime? Its their right to make demands after all they voted for good governance so if they want roads construct for them na wao this country is draining

chatinent:
Ironically, these are all what the Nigerian police are doing.


The Nigerian Police will arrest you because you look like you will have money in three years time.


The Nigerian police will arrest you because your papers are complete. “You wan show us you know the law baa? Take him to station. By the time we get there, you'll explain how you knew the law when you aren't a lawyer.”

The NPF will arrest you because a big man tipped them and told them he would like your girlfriend to be his. They will arrest you and charge you with illegal possession of girlfriends.

The NPF will arrest you for being silent and neutral as to why you allowed a robber to rob your nextdoor neighbour without killing one. “You have the right to remain silent because anything you say or do will be used against you in the court of law” is their favourite singsong even when you didn't say anything.


The NPF will arrest you for wearing singlet and strolling to buy bread at night. “You are under arrest for improper dressing. You dey find person daughter to rape baa?”

The NPF will arrest you for trying to save an accident victim about dying. “You are under arrest for killing this man unless you want to explain why everybody run commot here and na only you remain.”

The NPF will arrest you when you are doing your jogging exercise in the morning. They will say it is only the wicked that runs when nothing is pursuing them.



The NPF will arrest you for buying a car as a young man like me.
P: what do you do for a living?
Me: I'm a content writer.
P: na dem. Yahoo contents baa?
Me: no, sir. I write contents and get paid.
P: that's what I am saying na. You can write contents on Yahoo right?
Me: On Yahoo mails,yes, but not on fraud nor do I defraud.
P: it's the same thing.
P2: let me see your phone.
Me: why sir?
P: (slap gbas gbos) why abi? Na so una go dey theive upandan. Who get this car?
Me: (mid-tears) Sir...sir, that's my car.
P2: wetin dey this boy phone so? Wetin bi Upwork? Wetin bi Office? Oh na HK office una don dey use abi?
Me: Oga, that's Microsoft Word. This thing you guys are doing is wrong. I am a hardworking citizen. I am not a con artist. Perhaps, the police is supposed to be our friend.
P: my friend, shut up, I am not your friend, my friend. Ok, you are not a writer again na artist now? Constable arrest him.

...and when I try to resist arrest for my right, I receive slaps from the left and uppercuts. When I don't give in, my dear killer pulls a trigger from yonder. In the morning, you'll hear my headline: “It was a sad day for one Constable Abdul Adekunle Emeka, posted to the joint TF, Lagos, when a cultist, who is also a yahoo boy drove past the base and tried killing the policeman. Unfortunately, our brave inspector saw him in time and neutralised him...”

Commissioner of police will now give en talk ontop matter. Buhari will now talk..abi read Garba’s speech on the matter and encourage the NPF for fighting corruption and tell the EFCC to keep on with the investigation of the car I left behind. Two weeks later, EFCC will find two new AK-49 with live ammunition in it. The car will be confiscated. Next tomorrow, one oga son will repaint my black car to white and be using it to visit brothels and trade coco peacefully. When he passes check-points, he receive hailing and “show us love” from the loutish policemen not searching his car.



The NPF is not your friend.

Know this and have peace.

This particular truth can never be hidden�����������

Angelfrost:
Chelsea don equalize... My prediction is on track.

Chelsea go win this game!

Wrong prediction sorry

Angelfrost:
Chelsea don equalize... My prediction is on track.

Chelsea go win this game!

Prediction false sorry