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Career / Re: Stanbic IBTC Or MTN Nigeria For A Graduate Trainee by nikz(f): 3:54pm On Mar 04, 2022
Mtn. I worked there plenty incentives

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Crime / Re: "I Bought A Human Head For N20,000" - Ritualist Confesses (Photo, Video) by nikz(f): 12:37pm On Feb 17, 2022
Kingkali:
Na human head them they sell like kolanut now.

Chai! Afonjaaaas.

I tire oh
Politics / Re: Abba Kyari: PSC Suspends Two IRT Officers by nikz(f): 12:35pm On Feb 17, 2022
Abba Kyari owes Nigeria more than the USA
“The Commission also directed the Inspector General of Police to note also that DCP Abba Kyari, who prior to this allegation was on suspension, shall remain so until the conclusion of investigations.

Script well written

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Crime / Re: Guys Be careful, Ladies Also Use Their Boyfriends For Rituals !!! (GRAPHIC) by nikz(f): 10:58am On Feb 15, 2022
MadeINchenzen2:
Pls if you need video or visual proof to this thread, just quote me... i didn't post them here cos its absolutely disgusting
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Step Up Search For Permanent Manager With Pochettino Favoured by nikz(f): 9:46am On Feb 10, 2022
Hmmmm all I know is its high time we start getting trophies abeg

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Travel / Re: Man Thanks God As He Emerges Unhurt From Ghastly Accident by nikz(f): 4:40pm On Feb 02, 2022
God is indeed faithful.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Police Given More Time To Question Mason Greenwood by nikz(f): 1:11pm On Feb 01, 2022
I don't know what to say again other than ndo mason
Sports / Re: Man United Stop Selling Greenwood's Shirt Online As Nike Suspends Relationship. by nikz(f): 1:07pm On Feb 01, 2022
Hmm na wao. I pity the young lad but if he did the crime he has to pay

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Politics / Re: Nigeria's Debt Stock Hits ₦39.6 Trillion In 11 Months by nikz(f): 4:01pm On Jan 17, 2022
Buhari will squeeze nigeria like rag before leaving
Politics / Re: Nigeria Lifts Twitter Ban by nikz(f): 9:36pm On Jan 12, 2022
Na today i lift ban ni?
Politics / Re: Ahmed Lawan: Ninth Assembly Under Me Not Perfect, We Made Some Errors by nikz(f): 9:26pm On Jan 12, 2022
I thought you said you were the best lol rubber stamp assembly
Politics / Re: Lawan: Ninth Assembly Most Successful In Lawmaking Since 1999 by nikz(f): 8:14am On Dec 14, 2021
Be deceiving yourself
Pets / Re: Resident Uses Dogs To 'Scare' Disco Officials That Wanted To Disconnect Power by nikz(f): 8:09am On Dec 11, 2021
Baawaa:
They should wait and let those dogs teach them lesson.I get rest of mind since the day they installed my prepaid meter

Na small rest. For 4yrs now I can travel and come back without fear of disconnection. Prepaid is da best
Crime / Re: Kemi Okunloyo: Sylvester Omoroni Agreed To Join A Gang, Consented To His Beating by nikz(f): 8:59am On Dec 10, 2021
SKYHIGHfx:
Useless bitch

Its obvious this woman is sick... God forbid. How can a woman say this?

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Politics / Re: No Tax Identification Number (TIN), No Bank Account - Finance Bill by nikz(f): 1:56pm On Dec 09, 2021
This is bullying.....
Crime / Re: Keke Driver Stabbed Camry Owner To Death In Port Harcourt (Pictures) by nikz(f): 1:37pm On Dec 09, 2021
Awkabigboy:
please avoid quarrel with keke drivers , theyre poverty striken and frustrated,,most deliberately scratch the cars of people due to bitterness and envy

The envy from those keke riders doesn't have part 2. They have dark minds.....

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Politics / Re: Senator Ndume Spotted Controlling Traffic In Abuja: Video by nikz(f): 1:31pm On Dec 09, 2021
Hmm
Travel / Re: Anambra Int'l Airport: Passengers Picking Their Luggages From Carousel: Video by nikz(f): 6:42pm On Dec 07, 2021
Its even more beautiful than ph airport. Nice one

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Education / Re: Schoolmate Of Sylvester Oromoni Reveals How He Was Tortured By Senior Students by nikz(f): 9:23am On Dec 06, 2021
They beat and killed him because he reported the the beating and the foodstuffs they took from him who wouldn't report such? Evil children. God will pinish them
Education / Re: Schoolmate Of Sylvester Oromoni Reveals How He Was Tortured By Senior Students by nikz(f): 9:16am On Dec 06, 2021
Wana69:
It will never be well with those boys
Amen.

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Education / Re: Princess Mercy Uwakwe Seeks Arrest Of Dowen College Managers Over Oromoni's Deat by nikz(f): 6:03pm On Dec 05, 2021
Evil school with mean/heartless management
Education / Re: Sylvester Oromoni Was Told To Describe His Sister’s Private Part - Father by nikz(f): 2:44pm On Dec 04, 2021
Perverts everywhere
Education / Re: #JusticeForSylvester: Parents Of Dowen College Cult Members To Fly Them Out by nikz(f): 9:55am On Dec 04, 2021
No boarding school for my kids oh. No child can turn my child into an introvert overnight I go waka for you and your family. How can they kill an only child and then run away because they have money na to carry your matter waka. I feel for the family and RIp to that cute boy. Its not by flying those kids out oh there's something called karma and trust me it doesn't waste time this days

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Education / Re: Sylvester Oromoni: Video Of Dowen College Student In Pains Before He Died by nikz(f): 5:39pm On Dec 03, 2021
This is murder case and all the kids involved have to be in juvenile jail

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Travel / Re: Intimacy gadget Found In A Passenger's Luggage While Search Was Going On. by nikz(f): 4:35pm On Dec 02, 2021
Mistakenly found what? Abeg make we hear
Autos / Re: Gateman Crashes His Boss’ Car While Flexing With It (video) by nikz(f): 4:32pm On Dec 02, 2021
Gateman will work for life to pay back. Era of slave trade comes to mind see wahala what was he thinking?
Politics / Re: Jos Jailbreak: Names, Photos Of Escaped Prisoners declared wanted by nikz(f): 1:40pm On Dec 02, 2021
nkemoma:
Which kind name be ONUKU DICK?


GOD abeg o

Hahahahhahaha
Crime / Re: 12 Bayelsa Women Who 'Used Juju To Stop Road Construction' Land In Court by nikz(f): 10:29am On Dec 02, 2021
How is this a crime? Its their right to make demands after all they voted for good governance so if they want roads construct for them na wao this country is draining

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Politics / Re: 5 Things The Police Cannot Do To You As A Nigerian Citizen. by nikz(f): 12:45pm On Nov 29, 2021
chatinent:
Ironically, these are all what the Nigerian police are doing.


The Nigerian Police will arrest you because you look like you will have money in three years time.


The Nigerian police will arrest you because your papers are complete. “You wan show us you know the law baa? Take him to station. By the time we get there, you'll explain how you knew the law when you aren't a lawyer.”

The NPF will arrest you because a big man tipped them and told them he would like your girlfriend to be his. They will arrest you and charge you with illegal possession of girlfriends.

The NPF will arrest you for being silent and neutral as to why you allowed a robber to rob your nextdoor neighbour without killing one. “You have the right to remain silent because anything you say or do will be used against you in the court of law” is their favourite singsong even when you didn't say anything.


The NPF will arrest you for wearing singlet and strolling to buy bread at night. “You are under arrest for improper dressing. You dey find person daughter to rape baa?”

The NPF will arrest you for trying to save an accident victim about dying. “You are under arrest for killing this man unless you want to explain why everybody run commot here and na only you remain.”

The NPF will arrest you when you are doing your jogging exercise in the morning. They will say it is only the wicked that runs when nothing is pursuing them.



The NPF will arrest you for buying a car as a young man like me.
P: what do you do for a living?
Me: I'm a content writer.
P: na dem. Yahoo contents baa?
Me: no, sir. I write contents and get paid.
P: that's what I am saying na. You can write contents on Yahoo right?
Me: On Yahoo mails,yes, but not on fraud nor do I defraud.
P: it's the same thing.
P2: let me see your phone.
Me: why sir?
P: (slap gbas gbos) why abi? Na so una go dey theive upandan. Who get this car?
Me: (mid-tears) Sir...sir, that's my car.
P2: wetin dey this boy phone so? Wetin bi Upwork? Wetin bi Office? Oh na HK office una don dey use abi?
Me: Oga, that's Microsoft Word. This thing you guys are doing is wrong. I am a hardworking citizen. I am not a con artist. Perhaps, the police is supposed to be our friend.
P: my friend, shut up, I am not your friend, my friend. Ok, you are not a writer again na artist now? Constable arrest him.

...and when I try to resist arrest for my right, I receive slaps from the left and uppercuts. When I don't give in, my dear killer pulls a trigger from yonder. In the morning, you'll hear my headline: “It was a sad day for one Constable Abdul Adekunle Emeka, posted to the joint TF, Lagos, when a cultist, who is also a yahoo boy drove past the base and tried killing the policeman. Unfortunately, our brave inspector saw him in time and neutralised him...”

Commissioner of police will now give en talk ontop matter. Buhari will now talk..abi read Garba’s speech on the matter and encourage the NPF for fighting corruption and tell the EFCC to keep on with the investigation of the car I left behind. Two weeks later, EFCC will find two new AK-49 with live ammunition in it. The car will be confiscated. Next tomorrow, one oga son will repaint my black car to white and be using it to visit brothels and trade coco peacefully. When he passes check-points, he receive hailing and “show us love” from the loutish policemen not searching his car.



The NPF is not your friend.

Know this and have peace.



This particular truth can never be hidden�����������

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On November 28 2021 by nikz(f): 7:27pm On Nov 28, 2021
Angelfrost:


Chelsea don equalize... My prediction is on track.

Chelsea go win this game!
Wrong prediction sorry

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On November 28 2021 by nikz(f): 7:26pm On Nov 28, 2021
Angelfrost:


Chelsea don equalize... My prediction is on track.

Chelsea go win this game!
Prediction false sorry
Religion / Re: Which Gospel Song Are You Currently Vibing To? by nikz(f): 12:33pm On Nov 28, 2021
Jireh by maverick

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