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Forum GamesRe: Name A Country Or City by nilla(f): 4:56am On Aug 05, 2006
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Christianity EtcRe: God Made Him Gay? by nilla(f): 4:55am On Aug 05, 2006
@ yemstar,
i get your point on the people that aren't born clearly as male or female. their situation is different and unique so i would not want to judge them.

@ topic
but i dont think God still made gay people.
Forum GamesRe: The Rhyming Game by nilla(f): 4:51am On Aug 05, 2006
furnish
Forum GamesRe: The Chain Word Game by nilla(f): 4:50am On Aug 05, 2006
birth control pill
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel vs Hezbollah/Lebanon by nilla(f): 4:50am On Aug 05, 2006
kabiyesi:
Why one should not trust the Media.

What really happened that led to the capture of the two Israeli soldiers? Where did it take place? Are we being misled? Lets find out what happened on Wednesday, July 12th, 2006:

http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/israeli_solders.html

Israeli borders are heavily protected with Sensors, Drones, Optical and Infra-red camera, Guard dogs, Snipers, Tanks, Attack helos, and Low orbit satellites. A Guerrilla has a better chance of winning a lottery than breaching it, because it usually means a DOA, dead on arrival. If it were so easy to penetrate, Hezbollah could 've had the Lebanese Sheeba farms back and Syria could 've got back its Golan Heights.

So how was Hezbollah able to penetrate such a formidable defence without being detected? This is not a US-Mexican border, and porous border is not part of Israeli lexicon.

http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/israeli_solders.html
I heard captured sometimes and sometimes i heard kidnapped on the news. Some people will argue that there is no difference (cos i actually had some arguments with friends).

If the soldiers were captured (inside of Lebanon) then Israel is really really wrong in what its doing. Because they do not have any right to be in lebanon.
If the soldiers were kidnapped, Israels actions are still not ok (cos they are wrongfully inflicting pain in lebanon)
Forum GamesRe: The Rhyming Game by nilla(f): 2:51am On Aug 05, 2006
famished
Jokes EtcRe: Copy and Paste Yahoo! Offlines IM in Here. <all The Funnies And Rumours> by nilla(f): 2:49am On Aug 05, 2006
thanks

was forwarded to me by my friend and i could not stop laughing.
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel vs Hezbollah/Lebanon by nilla(f): 2:44am On Aug 05, 2006
no they are not the same, but i mean both nothwithstanding.

will is different - that means i am saying that that is what they will do so.
Forum GamesRe: Name A Country Or City by nilla(f): 11:09pm On Aug 04, 2006
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Forum GamesRe: Give The Nairalander Above You A Pet Name by nilla(f): 11:06pm On Aug 04, 2006
Tee baby
Forum GamesRe: The Rhyming Game by nilla(f): 11:05pm On Aug 04, 2006
Danish
Forum GamesRe: Name A Country Or City by nilla(f): 11:05pm On Aug 04, 2006
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Forum GamesRe: The Rhyming Game by nilla(f): 10:59pm On Aug 04, 2006
dwarfish
Forum GamesRe: Give The Nairalander Above You A Pet Name by nilla(f): 10:58pm On Aug 04, 2006
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Forum GamesRe: Name A Country Or City by nilla(f): 10:58pm On Aug 04, 2006
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Forum GamesRe: Name A Country Or City by nilla(f): 10:54pm On Aug 04, 2006
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Jokes EtcRe: Copy and Paste Yahoo! Offlines IM in Here. <all The Funnies And Rumours> by nilla(f): 10:52pm On Aug 04, 2006
THIS IS WHAT SOMEONE WROTE TO A SYSTEM ANALYST:

Dear System Analyst,

I am desperate for some help!
I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and
found
that the new program began unexpected child Processing and also took up
a
lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the
product
brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 Installs itself into all other programs
and
launches during systems Initialization and then it monitors all other
system activities.
Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf 5.3" no longer
Run,
and crashes the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate
Selected
"Saturday Rugby 6.3" always fails and "Saturday Shopping 7.1" runs
instead.
I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to
run
any of my favourite applications. Be it online or offline.
I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend7.0", but uninstall doesn't
work
on this program. Can you please help?

Urgently Need Help

, AND THIS' WHAT THE ANALYST SAID;

Dear Urgently Need Help,

This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding
of
the functions of the "Wife 1.0 "program. Many customers upgrade from
"Girlfriend 7.0" to "Wife 1.0 " thinking that "Wife 1.0" is merely a
UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM.

Actually, "Wife 1.0 " is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by it's Creator
to
Run everything. You are unlikely to be able to purge "Wife 1.0 "and
still
convert back to "Girlfriend 7.0 ", as "Wife 1.0 " was not designed to
do
this and it is Impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program
files
from the System once it is installed.
Some people have tried to install "Girlfriend 8.0 " or "Wife 2.0 " but
have ended up with even more problems. (See manual under Alimony/Child
Support and Solicitors' Fees).
Having " Wife 1.0 " installed, I recommend you keep it installed And
deal
with the difficulties as best as you can. When any faults or problems
Occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the
C:\APOLOGIZE\FORGIVE ME Program and avoid attempting to use the
*Esc-Key
for it will freeze the entire system.
It may be necessary to run C:\APOLOGIZE\FORGIVE ME for a number of
times,
and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal.
"Wife
1.0 ", although a very high maintenance program, can
be very rewarding. To get the most out of it, consider buying
additional
Software such as
"Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0" or "HUGS\KISSES 600.0" or
"TENDERNESS\UNDERSTANDING 1000.0", or even "Eating Out Without the Kids
7.2.1" (if child processing has already started).
DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary 2.1" (Short Skirt
Version) or "One Nightstand 3.2" (Any Mood Version), as this is not a
supported Application for "Wife 1.0 "and the system will almost

certainly CRASH.

BEST OF LUCK!

Your System Analyst
Forum GamesRe: Name A Country Or City by nilla(f): 10:49pm On Aug 04, 2006
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Forum GamesRe: Name A Country Or City by nilla(f): 10:45pm On Aug 04, 2006
Bengal



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Forum GamesRe: Name A Country Or City by nilla(f): 10:41pm On Aug 04, 2006
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Foreign AffairsRe: Israel vs Hezbollah/Lebanon by nilla(f): 10:38pm On Aug 04, 2006
smiley
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel vs Hezbollah/Lebanon by nilla(f): 10:20pm On Aug 04, 2006
thanks.

we dont have to see things the same way and yet we are not killing each other.

another person i that i like the way he argues is debosky (we dont agree on some issues but there is peace)
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel vs Hezbollah/Lebanon by nilla(f): 10:01pm On Aug 04, 2006
lol
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel vs Hezbollah/Lebanon by nilla(f): 9:54pm On Aug 04, 2006
@ zebudaya,

cool for you.

i am from Nigeria and i feel its safer than the US.
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel vs Hezbollah/Lebanon by nilla(f): 9:51pm On Aug 04, 2006
@ davidylan,

your always looking for my trouble. Why? i said Israel should not they will. you would soon start telling me there is no difference in those words.
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel vs Hezbollah/Lebanon by nilla(f): 9:48pm On Aug 04, 2006
Dont be decieved. America is not rich and most certainly not safe. their debt is higher than that of nigeria.


More money for zebudaya to make whoaaaa
how is there more money for you
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel vs Hezbollah/Lebanon by nilla(f): 9:37pm On Aug 04, 2006
@ zebudaya

your meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.

hit your fellow nigerianshuh

if saudi wants to help, they can. But Israel should be made to rebuild what they have destroyed. then the world (at least some of them) would believe that they were just after Hezbollah.

regarding Al qaeda, b/c you dont hear anything does not mean they are not planning anything. if the US has really had victory over Al qaeda, they should show us Bin Laden behind bars or something.
Forum GamesRe: Give The Nairalander Above You A Pet Name by nilla(f): 9:33pm On Aug 04, 2006
shawnny
Forum GamesRe: Give The Nairalander Above You A Pet Name by nilla(f): 9:31pm On Aug 04, 2006
gurl j
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel vs Hezbollah/Lebanon by nilla(f): 9:27pm On Aug 04, 2006
@ debosky,
grin grin grin


@ zebudaya
are you seeing all the protests again israel (including the one today in Iraq). Israel is fighting a lost cause. while i believe they cannot completly destroy hezbollah and hamas, if they do more of those groups would arise. Unless Israel wants this to become a world war.

why should Saudi and Qatar help (they can if they want to ). But Israel should be made to do so, since they keep claiming their war is with Hezbollah not Lebanon.
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel vs Hezbollah/Lebanon by nilla(f): 9:17pm On Aug 04, 2006
dont want anyone shocked

but the WMD destroys generations and a lot of people in a short time.
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel vs Hezbollah/Lebanon by nilla(f): 9:14pm On Aug 04, 2006
@ those supporting Israel to hit harder.

You better support them to help develop Lebanon afterwards. thats if there is anything left to rebuild.

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