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@ yemstar, i get your point on the people that aren't born clearly as male or female. their situation is different and unique so i would not want to judge them. @ topic but i dont think God still made gay people. |
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kabiyesi:I heard captured sometimes and sometimes i heard kidnapped on the news. Some people will argue that there is no difference (cos i actually had some arguments with friends). If the soldiers were captured (inside of Lebanon) then Israel is really really wrong in what its doing. Because they do not have any right to be in lebanon. If the soldiers were kidnapped, Israels actions are still not ok (cos they are wrongfully inflicting pain in lebanon) |
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thanks was forwarded to me by my friend and i could not stop laughing. |
no they are not the same, but i mean both nothwithstanding. will is different - that means i am saying that that is what they will do so. |
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THIS IS WHAT SOMEONE WROTE TO A SYSTEM ANALYST: Dear System Analyst, I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 Installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems Initialization and then it monitors all other system activities. Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf 5.3" no longer Run, and crashes the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate Selected "Saturday Rugby 6.3" always fails and "Saturday Shopping 7.1" runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favourite applications. Be it online or offline. I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend7.0", but uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you please help? Urgently Need Help , AND THIS' WHAT THE ANALYST SAID; Dear Urgently Need Help, This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the "Wife 1.0 "program. Many customers upgrade from "Girlfriend 7.0" to "Wife 1.0 " thinking that "Wife 1.0" is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM. Actually, "Wife 1.0 " is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by it's Creator to Run everything. You are unlikely to be able to purge "Wife 1.0 "and still convert back to "Girlfriend 7.0 ", as "Wife 1.0 " was not designed to do this and it is Impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the System once it is installed. Some people have tried to install "Girlfriend 8.0 " or "Wife 2.0 " but have ended up with even more problems. (See manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees). Having " Wife 1.0 " installed, I recommend you keep it installed And deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any faults or problems Occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the C:\APOLOGIZE\FORGIVE ME Program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system. It may be necessary to run C:\APOLOGIZE\FORGIVE ME for a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal. "Wife 1.0 ", although a very high maintenance program, can be very rewarding. To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software such as "Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0" or "HUGS\KISSES 600.0" or "TENDERNESS\UNDERSTANDING 1000.0", or even "Eating Out Without the Kids 7.2.1" (if child processing has already started). DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary 2.1" (Short Skirt Version) or "One Nightstand 3.2" (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported Application for "Wife 1.0 "and the system will almost certainly CRASH. BEST OF LUCK! Your System Analyst |
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thanks. we dont have to see things the same way and yet we are not killing each other. another person i that i like the way he argues is debosky (we dont agree on some issues but there is peace) |
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@ zebudaya, for you.i am from Nigeria and i feel its safer than the US. |
@ davidylan, your always looking for my trouble. Why? i said Israel should not they will. you would soon start telling me there is no difference in those words. |
Dont be decieved. America is not rich and most certainly not safe. their debt is higher than that of nigeria. More money for zebudaya to make whoaaaahow is there more money for you |
@ zebudaya your meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan. hit your fellow nigerians ![]() if saudi wants to help, they can. But Israel should be made to rebuild what they have destroyed. then the world (at least some of them) would believe that they were just after Hezbollah. regarding Al qaeda, b/c you dont hear anything does not mean they are not planning anything. if the US has really had victory over Al qaeda, they should show us Bin Laden behind bars or something. |
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@ debosky, @ zebudaya are you seeing all the protests again israel (including the one today in Iraq). Israel is fighting a lost cause. while i believe they cannot completly destroy hezbollah and hamas, if they do more of those groups would arise. Unless Israel wants this to become a world war. why should Saudi and Qatar help (they can if they want to ). But Israel should be made to do so, since they keep claiming their war is with Hezbollah not Lebanon. |
dont want anyone but the WMD destroys generations and a lot of people in a short time. |
@ those supporting Israel to hit harder. You better support them to help develop Lebanon afterwards. thats if there is anything left to rebuild. |
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for you.