₦airaland Forum

How are u pple counting ur WPM? In typing class, wpm is not counted by alphabets ooo. For those saying 200wpm. Even in final year in d uni, u are expected to type 60wpm/120wpm in shorthand. Now to count ur wpm, u are telln me dat u guys are typing, eg. 'Believe me, I have been waiting for the past 1 hour.' Now i just typed 11 words. Rememeber dat all ur caps must be represented accurately too.

chuks49: Who is this Ali Kwara of a guy

. Yeswho is this ALI Kwara and what crime burster. What a scanty report!

ebamma: finally we hear a goodnews coming out of northern nigeria

Na u call am gudnews. Boko boys call am 'haram' may dey no vex go bomb d school. Amen.

dreu2fine: Dat one na smal tn wait mo r comin, does lastmen wo fill de can tk laws into dea hands will die dea time go reach de will run aways especialy wen de site n army or nie a barack.do u no hw many lives av lost bc of dea stupid behaviour,trust lagis buys de will show dem de r lucky lastmen is nt in warri.n fashola shd b lucky dat is not d sturbon army e meet.

Somebody interpret dis latin for me pls!

lacasa: This same House †ђat are out ϯo get Sanusi at all costs just because he said the National Assembly gulps 25% of the Nation's budget

This is nothing but a with-hunt from thhe den of armed robbers anϑ rogues

Useless n cursed bunch. Mtcheeeu!!.

DONT BE TOO FAST in defending SLS. All our big names are big thieves one way or d other. Poor Nigerians masses. Na only news we dey read while dey money de enter their pockets.

Paul John: Lie get colour!?

My bros, some things are unputdownable! Some lies are white in colour while d red lies are those dat concern bomb! Abi bomb dey white?

ugosly: I beg to ask what is classified about a clear case of corruption involving a PUBLIC OFFICER and an ORDINARY BUSINESS MAN,both Nigerian citizensz??

Because d persons involved are classified personalities. Classified info for classified persons and open info for open persons. Whih one u belong. Nkwa answer.

Paul John: Abi o . Just b'cause say dem defuse or detonate(by mukina2) bomb, dey don dey convinced > imagine say the bomb come blow, dem go...... . Make i no go gbagaun.

Make una no turn person to mad person oo. Now i dey laugh alone in public place. Thank God d bomb no bombing d hotel and for d later report say na red lie!

megxo: IF BH DON GET RPG, DEM DON UPGRADE BEDAT O.....DIAS PROBLEM

Why do u think its only boko boys dat can throw missile. There seems to be religious war in jos and environs. Every one is a suspect now. Jos christaians must be fools if they hv not learnt to throw too.

muktar mtt: @clerverly u most vry stupid go ahed nd wiped fullani out give a try nd d result u dnt even who fullani ppl are u r heering thr name b ur guess asshole.

Very hard to understand u but incase u are believing in d stupidity of d fulanis. Advise them to stay clear of igbo land. Bombs wd only be a ringing tone compared to d explosion of igbo venom on them. A promise.

honeric01: Everybody propagate hate news against the Fulani because they have no media representation, always claiming the fulani are the ones attacking them even when they intentionally attack the fulani just to part with their cows.


WHAT HAPPENED TO THE 2 COWS KILLED?

AND THE HERDSMAN KILLED?

I believe they attacked the herdsmen out of hate and also to steal their meat.

they hv alternative. Let them do their greazind in their region and when we need meat we wd come to buy. But to destroy our crops and still show muscles is wat we wd never take. We are not intimidated by their daggers besides they cant boko us in our land.

lacasa: BokoHaram is more organised than GEJ's Federal Government

With close ϯo 1Trillion earmarked for security, tђere should be no excuses.

Foolish Fisherman

the way children insult elders these days, i wonder ooo. We think d govt of d day is bad am even afraid of d governement of tomorrow cos d generation is filled with youths witout respect!

amaba: Shameless bank. They are mostly good at fleecing customers. Thiefs..

....thiefs? Ok oo. I no go school sha!

Pataki: No it is affecting the whole nation. Food prices have increased simply because some of the food products from the north are no longer in steady supply.

There is growing kidnapping business in the East.

There is growing militancy in the South.

There is growing rate of assassination, robbery, and wanton stealing in the West. Fulani herdsmen are busy murdering everyday citizens in the South West.

So tell me are Nigerians not frustrated enough with this poor government? The mere fact that Boko Haram has not landed anywhere in the South West is why Nigeria has not yet gone upside down totally.

in dat case boko boys are plain stupid. Kidnappers kidnap rich pple. Assasins assasinate rich men when then are frustrated boko boys killn even more frustrated ppl. Now if this whole thing is induced by frustration here is list of ppl to kill. IBB, Atiku, Salami, Dangote, Shehu, all past and present northern governors. Then all senators and rep members. All ministers and even themselves. True revolution.

...and is this frustration and bad leadership afectn just d northerners, especially nothern moslems? Just asking ooo.

Thank u all for d food production debate. D national assembly and d panel of judges are coming up with d most outstanding performance award. And for d kwashiokor man, tnks for d side attraction. Thank u all.

jmaine: Thank you . . . .GEJ is saying nothing but the truth

Thank u o'jare. God bless Nigeria, God bless Gej.

texazzpete: You're kidding me, right? How old are you?!

I mean, among reasonable people there will always be the ultra-gullible ones...but yours take the cake!

. I am not Gej u insult anyhow ooo. If i catch u i will sure give u yam spiced wit sand. U baptized fool. Ofcourse he was ready for insults from leader fools like u and sure knows how to curb ur foolishness.8-)

mr. Victor got thru wit his call. So its live indeed.

After d election in 2011 i told pple close to me dat pple wd abuse me in 2012 to d extent it wd be embarasing but by 2013, d same pple wd speak differently cos things wd be in better shape. GEJ is a prophet whao. I love this.

Too early to talk abt 2015. Let us wait for atleast two yrs + and see where we are in wealth creation etc. -GEJ

For those saying its recorded, use d numbers on d screen to link up and those who are saying he is not making sense, check your own sense sense sensor to activate urs.

werepeLeri: if the bomb has gone off - will you still make this your theory?

It was never meant to go off in d first place! How i wish it did atleast BH wd hv had a lot of faithful martyers. It was just a deciet by muslims.

freshmoney: That your aunt deserves serious beating, infact an immediate separation. Now marriage in Nigeria is slowly getting to 50-50 shey? What about the formulaic way of Nigerian marriage- the marriage that was filled of love, understanding and oneness.

pathetic. Oneness becos she is a woman and different body when he is a man. Well i dont support d woman though, she ought to hv informed him and hear him out first. Where he objected i wd go on and buy it if i feel good. Afterall is all not for d future and whose future is determined by another? Yeye

ochallo: I am a bank employee in charge of distributing money from unclaimed accounts, there were 140 Oil executives aboard with $47 million American dollars each and we are sure that you are the only known heir to one of them, in which we might be able to distribute the money. It is important that you contact me to distribute these funds with only a small fee to be paid up front.

Pls who in partcular. Seun or d entire Nairaland family ? Ewu Amadioha!

dulaman: . . . .and i wept!

I indeed wept. Onwiliri was indeed a fine administrator. What a loss! Bold and always ready to fight to d end. We wd miss u.

philip0906: abegi left matter. . .nigerians are vexing cos jona's regime has been full of bloodshed except u guys live under d sea and so ur sight is blurred. . .

. How myopic can ur reasoning be. Were Goodluck contacted before flyn d aircraf or is he d MD. Nigerians lyk you make me sick. So whoever fails in hos duty shd become d handwork of Goodluck. Shewwwh!

For a woman to be this silly, either d husband is impotent or no- do- well. Man check urself. She cd fling but gettn pregnant hmmm!

ifihearam: At last, the President has given a direct order to the Attorney General of the Federation to prosecute indicted person in fuel subsidy report by Lukman. Do you think he is beginning to get balls to deal with corruption?

. Source pls!. I dont believe this story sir.

idupaul: Those are definitely not anti personnel grenades ... Looks more like stun or smoke grenades ...

whatever name u call its bros! One more man down. God is watching.

Someone is kneeln down and prayn seriously to God. This chelsea fans no go kill person ooo