McBrooklyn:
I just dey imagine Ozo telling Trikytee "Baby Duro"..

You be werey

Laycon and wathoni is vibes

Nengi and prince is not meant to be

Dotez:

U suppose don die since nah
Shey u listen to dey convo

You be werey.

You Dey try Sha. listening to ozo and nengi conversation Na like Say person Dey flog my ear with broomstick

Dotez:

LMAO.
At least u agree now dat,the discussion is not depressing.
Cos I don't see how a depressing convo will make u sleep.

Thank you

Okay sorry, I don’t want to kill myself

Dotez:

LOl
Do I av to narrate their discussion to you
For u to get it?

Pls don’t, I don’t want to sleep off

Dotez:

Bullshit

Depressing? LMAO
Nothing wey Musa no go see for gate

Talk true now.

Na biggie save ozo just now because that their conversation was depressing. Make this guy free this babe abeg.

homesteady:


She doesn't even know that he had the power to remove her on Sunday, but he kept her

She Dey talk say she Dey till the last day . I laugh in swahili

Wathoni only if you knew you will be coming home this weekend

Laycon angle those balls for our bustylicious mummy, make she exercise small.

Laycon ride on ... keep on giving wathoni those edge balls, make she bend down pick TT egg.

This triky tee Na bad belle

Dianeee:

Awwwn, sorry baby
are you hiding something?
you don't need to be shy nau

Lol, I ain’t shy.

Dianeee:

Hello Zaddy �

how you doing b!

you should have sent me a pm first before this public announcement

zaddy is here... what you waiting for

Pls who is beating whose kitty up.

Erica nobody listens to you on a normal day. So don’t be surprised.

See them three wise women. Them suppose get statue for lag

I calling it, brighto and wathoni is going down this night

All these nat geo wild talk is not content. Change abeg.

Eeghe:


I chortled now

Atleast we can re-unite father and son

WetSmoke:
so u Kubwa people didn't vote for him

Noo, we need him home .

Praise it is time to come home... we are waiting for you in Kubwa

Why laycon Dey talk like say na big brother United States of ajegunle we Dey watch.

Neo no do again ohh.

Indomie is the only thing that brings this house together.

thy simping laws section 16 (2) " to flirt is the gateway to simp"

its like marijuana being the gateway drug , you might end up booty bumpin meth in a dark deserted alley all by yourself even though you started with just one toke. likewise to flirt, you might end up having dinner with the lord of the simp just after 2 days of flirting.


young padawan, tread carefully and flirt carefully, in order not to dine with the lord of the simp.

all jokes aside, dont put too much effort into thinking about these things, there is no almighty divider that separates one from the other. All i advise is that when you feel yourself simping to the dark side , take a step back and remember your teachings.

Damn I just found this thread. Who is roasting who this night

ublight:
hahahahahahahahahah

guys guess what!
This is getting more intresting.
This girl has just arrived the office and walked past me like she did not even see me.

Stay glued to this thread, i am gonna update u with every new development.

Haha shit is getting real... we need hourly updates.