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This triky tee Na bad belle

Dianeee:
Awwwn, sorry baby
are you hiding something?
you don't need to be shy nau

Lol, I ain’t shy.

Dianeee:
Hello Zaddy �

how you doing b!

you should have sent me a pm first before this public announcement

zaddy is here... what you waiting for

Pls who is beating whose kitty up.

Erica nobody listens to you on a normal day. So don’t be surprised.

See them three wise women. Them suppose get statue for lag

I calling it, brighto and wathoni is going down this night

All these nat geo wild talk is not content. Change abeg.

Eeghe:
I chortled now

Atleast we can re-unite father and son

WetSmoke:
so u Kubwa people didn't vote for him

Noo, we need him home .

Praise it is time to come home... we are waiting for you in Kubwa

Why laycon Dey talk like say na big brother United States of ajegunle we Dey watch.

Neo no do again ohh.

Indomie is the only thing that brings this house together.

thy simping laws section 16 (2) " to flirt is the gateway to simp"

its like marijuana being the gateway drug , you might end up booty bumpin meth in a dark deserted alley all by yourself even though you started with just one toke. likewise to flirt, you might end up having dinner with the lord of the simp just after 2 days of flirting.


young padawan, tread carefully and flirt carefully, in order not to dine with the lord of the simp.

all jokes aside, dont put too much effort into thinking about these things, there is no almighty divider that separates one from the other. All i advise is that when you feel yourself simping to the dark side , take a step back and remember your teachings.

Damn I just found this thread. Who is roasting who this night

ublight:
hahahahahahahahahah

guys guess what!
This is getting more intresting.
This girl has just arrived the office and walked past me like she did not even see me.

Stay glued to this thread, i am gonna update u with every new development.

Haha shit is getting real... we need hourly updates.

mimimiles93:
A white lady can't reply such. Whether she is interested in you or not.
Nigerian women are dumb. #Facts!

haha, i've met some dumb ass white girls but thats a story for another day. sha, to each his own. you are entitled to your opinion.

me sef follow no know my local government chairman.

OP you sef, how you go dey ask that kind question, you be professor.

i doubt she was interested in conversing with you, but to say she is dumb is kind of a stretch.

czarr:
At first she is the victim but if she stays with him while he keeps beating her then understand he is the victim and the pain is pleasurable for the woman, she adapts and even begins to love and crave it.....insult me all you want but nobody can convince me that a woman would get beaten to stupor and still stay with a man if she doesn't enjoy it.....never....in fact i am convinced she deliberately stirs up conflict to get beaten.

A lot of guys seem to think that because a woman is crying and being emotional that she is not deriving pleasure.....i remember my friend having sex with a girl aggressively and she was shouting and even crying clutching her stomach you'd think she is dying and she'll still come back that evening with her two left legs for another round.....that's when it hit me that a woman is crying and emotional doesn't mean she is in pain she may just be excited.

the men are the real victims here because they loose themselves, he may not even be a woman beater at first but some of this women are damaged and need that strong hand so they'll push the men to turn into beast so they can get that damaged mind satisfaction.

I am not a woman beater o.....never raised my hand on a woman...

my guy you are a wife beater, even if you arent now, you are showing tendencies.

but jokes apart, some women are totally dependent on their partners to the point were they have no other option if things go south for them, other than to suck it up and keep on managing.

Toobet:
I know that so many people will veiw this strange topic.
what were you expecting to see? Lol

we're living in a strange world, so i expect to see strange things

gentleguy1975:
Op,is this a current photo or old? Abi covid no dey again?

Seems like an old picture. You can’t do this now (shaking hands, no face mask). Talk about heating up the polity.

UrekMazino:
This alpha male and feminist crap gat me wondering?

TOG all the way!!!

here we go again!!!

another OP trying to tell us what a thousand people have already told us.

like, if i want to gather traffic on nairaland all i need is a post about dating broke guys/girls or something along the line of evening newspaper and men are trash.

in the end, i cant lie, threads like these always provide good banter.

so i guess i'll stick around and watch how it goes.

is it safe to visit Nigeria on a normal day.

Let's see the outcome. The United States just need Hush and Wberry to tightening there system. You think US are stupid like Nigerians government that will prosecute fraudsters, don't be surprised if Hushpuppi and Mr Woodberry worked with the US Artificial Intelligence(AI). Hush and Wberry will help them with a lot of things and they need someone like them in there country to make sure there database is secure. The whites are more intelligent than African countries and shameless Nigerian will be criticizing Hush and Wberry. Your government are looting you every fucking days and you keep quite criticizing the rich Hush and Wberry. Wise up

Haha they caught them in less than 6 months of operation. They don’t need them for shit. They have people way smarter than them.

They have scammed almost 2 million people in America and you think yankee would just allow them work in FBI, you watch too much tv (blacklist). The only way they would use him is when they tell him to start singing like a bird (snitching) for a reduced sentence, and Trust me he would sing.

Help them with what oga.

They are in a country with laws my friend,You better understand that.

1.8 ke, na 2M dey inside that carton.

Chenko001:
'MISMATCH SOCIALLY AND EDUCATIONALLY ' Dont ever use these words again to describe someone who in the nearest future might be better than you are. If you think that you have attained the highest degree in education, there are people who have more than 5 different degrees. If you think you are social, there are individuals who are so extremely extroverted to a nauseating degree.

Also for what you typed up there, I did not do any masters but when I visit my friends who have attained such in life, there is always a rumble as to who gets to wash my car ( am more buoyant financially than they are).

THE POINT IS: EDUCATION IS NEVER A CRITERIA FOR SUCCESS.

And what is... money? Smh