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Casalindal:
It all getting down on my Houseparty app come in guys but please while coming leave your dick at home please let have reasonable video chat

What’s your houseparty username.

Aroone:
not necessarily being her slave..

This are simple love and romantic way in treating women..

Buh African mentality no go allow am smoothly.

bruh, how would she sit on my face and i wouldnt end up being her slave.

her sitting on my face has already made me a slave. lol.

Fheelzz:
If she slapped you for real you gat no problem

She won't dare report you sef, na kiss you kiss am no be rape

True Sha, no be rape he rape am na common sexual assault

If they ask you, just tell them the slap reset your brain. It wasn’t intentional. Shikena

kaiiii nigerians and free wifi .

djon78:
Actually almost all with the virus came in from high risk countries including Atikus son. Until we can confirm more of local transmission then there is no need to panic.

The firs man that came in from UK that tested positive his wife tested negative

The American that died in ekiti last his major contacts in Nigeria all tested negative.
Local transmission is still not certified.

because na you dey perform the test, thats why you know they tested negative.

i wouldnt be suprised if we have over 2 thousand carriers of the virus at the moment.

you sef should know that you dont believe any goverment in the world most especially the nigerian government.

Fifa and free WiFi.

Who sex epp.

Yenefer:
Harvey is just pawn like u and me. WAKE UP

All you conspiracy theorists... sigh.

I’m sure if trump took a shit and didn’t flush, you would have a theory for that equalling world domination.

Please stay safe and wash your hands.

Yenefer:
This whole coronahoax is just a test run to see what they can get away with. Judging by the peoples reactions so far....the deep state has us by the short and curlies. And they know it.

ever heard of H1N1. It was 100 times worse and no one noticed. This virus is real but the severity of the situation has been blown way out of proportion for political reasons. The constitution was too much trouble and needed to be scrapped. They have succeeded.

Crazy world we are living in right now. Almost makes you wonder if something else isn’t brewing while everyone is preoccupied with this Coronavirus. �

That is precisely what all of us should be thinking. Coronavirus isn't what it seems; the timing is too convenient and the numbers don't wash. Follow the timeline, the locations, places most affected, and you'll start to see the picture. Some of it is connected to the Epstein/Weinstein/Clinton/Winfrey (YES! WINFREY) sex-trafficking ring. Weinstein was recently sentenced to 55 years for perving on CONSENTING women and his sentence was reduced to 23 years as the result of a plea deal. Following his sentencing, several billionaire CEO's have resigned and multiple celebrities and politicians have suddenly "contracted the virus." There will be more resignations, more sudden (and convenient) celebrity/politician infections in an effort to save face. 600 people were recently arrested in a sex trafficking/corruption investigation that has spanned nearly 20 years. On the other side of the coin, the data doesn't add up. We have no way to confirm the number of infections and deaths the media is reporting. Just as China has completely manufactured the nature of the virus and their recovery, the government and media are deliberately fabricating the number of infections and deaths to push for a "vaccine" that will actually cause more sickness and death than their supposed virus (which wasn't a virus). Understand this: the vaccine is the actual goal, not curbing the virus. The media is deliberately strewing the data and drumming up public hysteria to push this goal forward. Do some research on 5G frequencies and their effect on the human body, and you'll see China's "virus." Wake up, people. We are witnessing one of the largest scale False Flag psy-ops we've seen in decades. More than 50,000 die from influenza each year and the media is completely silent yet, the entire nation is facing imminent lockdown and the media is pimping hysteria non-stop over a virus with a 98% recovery rate, with zero evidence to support their data. If you're not smelling something fishy by now, you need your heads examined. Stop listening to the media. Turn off your tv, put down the phone, and stop falling for the lie we're being fed. It's NOT a pandemic!

But Harvey has the virus... so what are you saying?

Ekakamba:

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If she was your girlfriend?

After making an ugly girl your girlfriend?

haha, nice.

PrimadonnaO:
Please, just move on with your life.
If he wanted you, he'd have made his intentions known a long time ago.If you're not careful you'll end up in a friends-with-benefit situation, deceiving yourself that it's become a relationship.

Open your heart to someone else, and let that other one continue doing his thing.

spot on.

philip0906:
Now this is just one doomsday side of the ordeal.

On the other hand, the fatality rate globally is just about 3.5% while in Italy, it is higher at about 5% and majorly because of the high old population with the highest hit been those with already compromised immune systems and the vulnerable.

In Nigeria, we have a median age of about 21 years which means that yhe mortality rate won't be anything more than 1% if I compare with a South Korea. Even in China, outside Wuhan, mortality rate hovered around 1%.

We have had Lassa fever in this part of the world for a few years now and Lassa fever has a way higher double digit mortality rate of about 20%... Yet, we are want to loose sleep over Coronavirus?

What are the symptoms of Corona virus? There are absolutely no alien symptoms for corona virus...The same symptoms you have when you have flu + - malaria and with our propensity to these already and our very young population, we'll definitely ride through corona without any hassles and mortality rate won't be anything near the figures reeled out in Italy and co.

The virus is definitely in Nigeria and spreading too but ofcourse with our very inefficient healthcare plus people who already have mild symptoms will treat it just as they'll treat flu or malaria and will ride through the virus without any troubles.

While I understand that there's a lot of sensationalism about the virus, let's slow down on the panic button.

youre right lets not panic, it will pass. however, you shouldnt forget that the variables in this part of the world are way way more significant. i dont think it would be objective to try and apply the stats of a developed country to Nigeria.

also, dont forget that although we have a median age of 21, we still have roughly about 50 million adults 50 and above. so if you were to calculate the fatality rate, in that age group, in a country like Nigeria, if the virus Blows up it would be gruesome.

sha who knows.

mvem:
read all comments on nairaland. I think misinformation is a problem. I try to put across valid facts about the virus but people tend to move with the herd. Some think you get and you die when Lassa fever in our country has a higher mortality rate. The virus spreads fast but its mortality rate is about 1-2 %. The most vulnerable are the Old( the average age of deaths in Italy is 81 years), Those already sick and having pre-existing issues. Media always concentrate on the few deaths which is about 4000+ now while more than 60,000 has recovered and the majority( about 98%) do recover . There are already 3 vaccines on the trial stage and in months there will definitely be a vaccine. Why can't people research and find the truth themselves but hoping on an Apocalypse. Worse has happened and will happen

i think you are underplaying the lethality of covid-19. italy's death rate has just spiked up to 23% in just one day, even one of their medical chiefs has just passed away, dont forget italy arguably has the one of the best health care systems in europe (it is better than the UK's).

if you are waiting for a vaccine my guy you are misinformed. you need to research on the virus itself and see how hard creating a vaccine for it is. first of all, look into the amount of viruses in this world and how many have vaccines. viruses are countered usually by antiviral drugs and not vaccines. probably the only vaccine we have for a virus is small pox. even the lasser fever with a higher mortality rate does not have a vaccine, ribavrin which is an antiviral drug is not a vaccine.

another aspect is the fact that covid-19 mutates, YES!!! it does, new studies have shown that the coronavirus has mutated into two new strains, one more aggresive and the other dosile.

i watched a video of the first brit who caught the virus, a guy in his mid twenties. bro, his ordeal was something else, he had lower respiratory tract infection( a form of pneumonia) at the final stage of his recovery. pneumonia which is the leading cause of child death in the World especially in west and central sub-saharan africa.

now this brings me to Nigeria, poor healthcare, poor hygiene, poor education, over population, very passive government, lack of proper infrastructure. i just dont see us having it any easy if it blows up here. if its just one or two people that have it in Nigeria, then we can cope but if its up to italy's figures then we would have a real APOCALYPTO on our hands.

Also WHO estimates about 80% of the world population would catch the virus, so better get ready

Tunadexy:
This corona virus thing is actually becoming a serious thing but we're seeming to be insensitive. In my opinion, I think all football activities should be suspended for now. It wouldn't be surprising if the next victim to be announced is a world known person. This is when we will understand.

Daniele Rugani for Juventus don catch am already. they would need to quarantine the whole Juve squad.

i dont expect my babe/fiancee to be cleaning my house and washing my toilet. i dont know why that is still a thing up until now.

if she wants to do it, its fine, i wouldnt stop her, but i dont consider doing chores as something to offer in a relationship. to me you are just a glorified House Keeper who i am sleeping with. sha thats just me.

for me, my babe must have a level head, be productive, have a job and lastly shouldnt be a SKANK.

i have to hand it to you, you are one determined spinster.

i Do go ghost on people, even though I know it’s disrespectful, for me sometimes it just can’t be helped.

I’m in a situation now, ghosted on someone, I’ve been trying to come back but my issue is the whole long talk on where I’ve been blah blah blah, which has further prolonged the ghosting. What I’m trying to say is that sometimes people don’t want to disappear but if they can retrace their steps and try and reconnect with you, you should Atleast give them a shot.

kingslj:
Had that experience in those days in Uniport.Spent my feeding allowance preparing food for her.She never came .Spent the rest of the semester eatiing pawpaw growing around the campus.

I’m dead

Haniel18:
Sorry to say but ur reply shows hw insensitive and myopic u are in ur thinking. U are d type dat complained abt those attacks in south Africa but unknown to u ur reply portrays d same tin. We are Nigerias for Christ sake and we should be free to live anywhere in d country in peace and harmony, do u knw hw many yorubas that live in the north, east and south living legally and illegally, trade and better standard of living makes people migrate to different zones for settlement.
If truly their stay there is causing havoc den d government should make an alternative to them.

Make which alternative... Mr man someone is occupying land illegally and you still want them to be compensated. There are a million places in Nigeria where they can set up legally within the law.

It’s that easy to me, if you want to operate outside the law... then don’t cry fowl when the law catches up to you.

Also, most of those people could be Yoruba but from different states.

I am a human being so I can understand their displeasures, but on the other hand the LASG does not owe them Shiite, nada, squat... (whichever other word I can use for nothing you can add it inside).

Same here. No light in maitama, Abuja since morning.

Riele:
I never knew anyone who points out the truth is automatically a feminist .

Fool .

The truth is relative.

Teebilion:
or she meant , all you struggling guys

Na she meant ‘young’... hence she has the penchant for seeing older guys

Biingoo:
You smart? Lmfao

Bahahahahahahaha .

I’m dead...

lefulefu:
she"s not attracted to u guy.she is just using that billing to push u off knowing as a student u certainly cant afford that amount.make una dey try sabi read naija babes biko.

She made a statement there “all you young guys” which explains the kind of babe she is.

It’s like you enjoy pestering people.

How many calls?

Truss me he is after that coochie. Seems like this Bobo has used reverse psychology to turn your head.

Sha, for your sake I hope I am wrong.

This OP Na only you all these unforeseen events Dey always happen to. Why na!!

vybzkartel:
I have this married woman friend. She was actually my mate In school way back. We saw each other again via social media and we have become great friends.

She is married with two kids now. There is something I have noticed and just want to know if it is normal for her to do?

1. She calls me very often and has so much time for me on the phone
2. She tells me everything about her. Even about her husband .she even complains about her husband to me.

3. She sends me her pictures even when I have not requested. She also sends me video of her, not nakked though

4. She deletes her chats with me

5. She once took me out

6. She tells me she misses me

7. She loves to call me on video often

8. She calls me pet names and says I am handsome, that I resemble a celebrity

9. She never asks about my fiancee.

10. I asked her if she loves me, because of all these signs I am seeing and she says she can't love. But she likes me. I can't date a married woman, but want to know the best way to handle her and also if this woman's relation to me is normal.

11.She once hugged me

12. She discusses sex with me, even sex with her husband

13. She gossips with me

14. She tells Me everything

15. She sends me airtime

Please advise. Truth of the matter is, because of the attention she gives me, I am becoming fond of her and it is not good. Thanks

You for start with that number 15.

It’s real bro. It’s just a matter of when you will be ploughing.

Dollarheist:
God go epp you and ur sticky fingaz bae

Lool... Baba no know say na clepto him Dey follow.

Can an Elephant ride a bike?

There goes your answer.

Dannieln1:
Ted Bundy of nigeria

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