₦airaland Forum

Ayorh4you: Can't U̶̲̥̅̊ b serious 4 a moment?
U̶̲̥̅̊ think dis is smtin 2 joke with?
Grow up dude!

E don happen e don happen. Wetin we go come do? Life must to continue nah.
Abeg oo no take life so seriously cos u cant get out of it alive.

Na wetin you dey find na im you see. Wetin push you go do the test initially. A beg shift make I see front joor.

See the lower lip. E be like say he don take surgery reduce am.

Alingo ko Alinco ni. Kolomentality.

See poverty

[quote author=sexybash]you go school so?SMBFY

One agric lecturer was named KOKOSARI cos he had keloid at the back of his head.
We call our agric teacher Mr Efo cos he made us to make vegetable beds

Oya make we probe small. Who discover d baby? A man or a woman? If it was a woman she has to be questioned a bit. Am not saying that she is responsible but for a child to be buried and discovered in such a manner.....a beg. Cos with d child being burried, it would be impossible to cry and get people's attention. abi kile ni mo n so?

The whites stll rule in south Africa

Na lie! see cars and people now.

naptu2: We had 199 when Nitel was functional (1960s, 70s, 80s & early 90s). Since Nitel's demise we have different emergency numbers for different states/networks. It's 767 for Lagos State.

...and 419 for NL "e-fire service"

Cool Kizzy: thanks we know already. . . Oh and thanks for letting us knw u are in the US.

No min am as if evrything is Ok there too.

No wonder they prefer to be on patrols.

IYA NGBALI: Hmmmmmmmmm I hope one day boko haram would not hijack these trains?

Hijack or Blow up?

I beg to disagree with the title of this thread. For the fact she lived and died at Ijebu does not mean she hailed from Ijebu now. Btw it is there in the post that she was from ethopia.

Thats why he is not at AFCON. the coach knew bfore hand now....

Donpuzo: Garri and beans, garri and beans, garri and beans

You too naked the name now. You for just put DECKING.

jidegirl12: Wow@ jollof rice, and other supper-like foods ... it depends on the age tho....

I pack non heated lunches( or the food will not be touched) like wraps, sandwiches( roast beef, ham, chicken, Tuna, egg salad and many more) , cheese&sliced meats &crackers stackers , pepperoni sticks and cheese sticks.... Taco salad , couscous salad... anything cold lunch sha

With

2 Juice boxes, ( one frozen to keep the lunchbag cool ).... cookies, cereal bars, s'mores bar, fruit strings & milk & bottled water.

Iro ni. hw long does such child stay in school? ounje nikan lo fe lo je ni school ni?

Imo-owerri. Yeepa! the state is known for KEREWA no lele

[quote author=illuminutty ][/s]Roaches and Nkiru Silverbugs[s] [/s]Roaches are killing silvabugs[s] Rochas and Nkiru Sylvanus. [/quote]ori bobo yi ti gbale ri oo!

[quote author=mr.born2fuck]This one na Caroplanen. Nigeria no fit carry last for anything like....Both good and bad things, we are always at top level....as Terrorist dey terrorise, our people dey compete with oyinbo for brain work[/quote]this one small sef original CAROPLANE dey for cannanland gate. the guy go drive through Ijaye down to Ota on Lagos- Abeokuta expressway causing unnecessary hold up with his whatever. you need to see that "thing" you will laugh tire. I even learnt that NTA Newsline showed it sometimes ago.

Mechanical all the way...........combination of automobile and metal work. IRIN TUTU

Afam4eva: lol This OBJ is a comic relief.

'Am telling you

lif am for am. The person wey dey call another person Ugly make she commot all the mascaras abi wetin dem dey call am make we see who is what. ARRANT NONSENSE!

You IS welcome Seun

some of them need to be hung upside down and shot . My first son was nearly killed by them cos of mere malaria.

[quote author=slim fit ]When are they going to upgrade this useless guns they are using even terrorists don't use them anymore.[/quote]When u are able to withstand just a shot at close range.

I learn not to take life soo serious.

THIS THREAD IS NOT FOR " FIRST TO COMMENT MEDIOCRES" We need a section for military personel on NAIRALAND. SHAAANNN!!!!

Mad Cow: Mali peope don price bad market...






These boys are gonna funk them up so badly, when next they think of war, they will remember Nigerian soldiers, them go park well..




My only fear na the first Nigerian civilian wey these guys go deal with when them return..

U mean for KEREWA eh?

nitlad: Correct
Battle ready!
Now fry those bastärds!


Which one come be 'billboard' wen dem carry paste for their gun

just to show they are from NIGERIA. U can see NIGCON meaning "NIGERIA CONTINGENT" In case of missing weapon.