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Christianity EtcRe: "Apostle Suleman's Manhood Not Very Small & He's Very Good In Bed" - Stephanie by Niseamaka(m): 12:11am On Mar 11, 2017
doctimonyeka:
Lolsssss.... This girl mumu long pass River Niger...
If u like, kill ursef.... All i know is, I stand with apostle johnson suleman...
Even though the tithes u pay is being used on prostutes?, pastor worshipper!.
PoliticsRe: Gbajabiamila Donates 5 Cars To 5 People In Surulere (pics) by Niseamaka(m): 7:06pm On Mar 10, 2017
Aburi001:
Place Politicians on #50k minimum wage and see the Nigeria Economy growing faster with a speed of light grin
They will steal Nigeria blind.
PoliticsRe: Maryam Abacha Celebrates Her 70th Birthday With Family In New York (Photos) by Niseamaka(m): 11:47pm On Mar 05, 2017
noetic5:
See these other photos and see y the Abachas can never be as poor as Dangote

http://www.latestamebonaija.com/2017/03/former-first-lady-maryam-abacha-turned.html

Money good ohh
IDIOT
PoliticsRe: "Buhari Has Prostate-Related Ailment, Over 80 Years, Revealed By UK Doctor" - SR by Niseamaka(m): 12:31am On Feb 28, 2017
abbey621:
What difference is there between 80 and 74? The man is old and has prostate cancer. It is normal for men his age and with proper treatment he can return to his job. This is why we have a vice president, presidential staffs and Congress. Let's stop all this ridiculous assumptions that the country cannot function without Buhari, this is nothing but a distraction to keep the country from discussing real issues!
Thumps up.
PoliticsRe: "Buhari Has Prostate-Related Ailment, Over 80 Years, Revealed By UK Doctor" - SR by Niseamaka(m): 12:29am On Feb 28, 2017
lagdmark:
Baba 84' ,lied to be 74years Nature you can't cheat. Buhari is too old and Sick
whats wrong in being old?, old age is a blessing, not everyone will live to be old. Do U think you will get to Buhari's age?, or be as successful in life like Buhari.
PoliticsRe: "Buhari Has Prostate-Related Ailment, Over 80 Years, Revealed By UK Doctor" - SR by Niseamaka(m): 12:24am On Feb 28, 2017
freeze001:
Power hungry thieves! They will all die slow n painful deaths like this one that is practically being eaten up alive from inside after falsifying his age!

He can't be much more than a bag of bones if he's losing weight...Tufiakwa!

PS: Quote me with some sanctimonious bullshït and let me school you on how not to be a lily-livered hypocrite!
I decree this minute that you will not attain half of Buhari's age. You will "die a very slow and painful death". GUARRANTEED.
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh, The Scandal And The Wild Goose Chase. - Abuja Press by Niseamaka(m): 12:26am On Feb 25, 2017
seXytOhbAd:
What a fake report. Sourced from Abuja Press without any link or whatever. We all know that the so called Churchhill is a big time scammed turned businessman turned philanthropist. Whether he physically abused his wife or not is not our concern. Just stop forcing the both of them down our throats. One would think that a good man would distance himself from a source of trouble in his marriage (the other supposed actress) but oh well, when you getting your Congo stick shined, logical reasoning gets dulled.

And next time properly link your fake news.
The story is a paid advertorial by mr Churchill.
CelebritiesRe: Stella Damasus And Daniel Ademinokan Are Married by Niseamaka(m): 2:16am On Feb 15, 2017
grandstar:
Husband snatcher

You steal another woman's husband and destroyed her home and life.

God has hated a divorcing. Your action if true and you're unrepentant, will not go unpunished
Dumb ass
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Have Updated Andrew Yakubu's Page; Special Thief, Business Crook Added by Niseamaka(m): 9:37am On Feb 11, 2017
origima:
Pls it is turn by turn my dear.will all of us be in jail at same time? You people are blaming magu and anybody that is fighting the looters till ur list is taking care of,calm down,one after the other.support the Government
Exactly, Buhari's critics expect him to completely eradicate corruption and transform the economy positively immediately: impossible task.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Have Updated Andrew Yakubu's Page; Special Thief, Business Crook Added by Niseamaka(m): 9:22am On Feb 11, 2017
hungryboy:
One thief caught
Am happy
But truth be told
There are many out there who have stolen more but are so untouchable that Efcc will not even dare to try to investigate 'em

We will only stamp out corruption in this country when the are no sacred cows


Do to Saraki Akpabio Tinubu Amaechi what you just did to Yakubu
Nigeria will not change overnight, corruption have eaten deep into the fabric our society, its like a way of life. 50% of the solution lies with the people. Everyone is busy blaming Buhari for all our woes. After Buhari's tenure and successsive governments later, things will remain the same until Nigerians change their mad quest for ill gotten wealth. EFCC and other security agencies can only do very little, after all, are they not Nigerians too.
CelebritiesRe: Sophia Williams Unveils Her New Lover At Her Movie Premiere by Niseamaka(m): 5:01am On Dec 21, 2016
pocohantas:
Laugh for what?
Isn't it the ex with hair like makeup brush?
Does Tchidi dress any better?
Bad belle. If say she marry widower una go still talk.
The lone voice in the wilderness.
PoliticsRe: Rivers: APC Govt Using Army, SARS Personnel To Hijack Election Materials – Wike by Niseamaka(m): 10:34pm On Dec 10, 2016
odiks:
Wike na you be this.... Kai No condition is permanent....
What goes around, comes around. It's pay back time for Wike, he's at the receiving end of what he did to Amaechi with federal might. The haunter is now the haunted.
Foreign AffairsRe: Yahya Jammeh Rejects Election Result After Conceding Defeat by Niseamaka(m): 8:19pm On Dec 10, 2016
DIKEnaWAR:
I knew he was really not facing reality when he conceded to his opponent Adama Barrow. Now he has had time to think over life after office, he has discovered that he is useless without the Presidency. He has discovered that he has no skills or character for doing good as the world requires. All hi's contribution in life is to cause mischief and harm to people. Now out of office, he can't wield such powers and is very useless. He is also a persona non grata in many countries, he can't live peacefully elsewhere without the trappings of the office, and he can't stay in Gambia as a commoner.

The ICC might be asked to prosecute him for God-knows-which-of-his-crimes. The Presidency is his life and without it, he is better dead. He knows he won't succeed in this ploy, but he wants to make so much trouble and bring everyone down with him.

My advice to the President Elect is to leave Gambia before he poisons and kill him to bring up one constitutional lacuna that will allow him continue in office, conduct fresh election while in office , rig massively and continue. Barrow should start touring the western countries and engage Gambians in the diaspora. This will afford him opportunity to stay away till when he will be inaugurated. It will also make him build alliances.


Yaya Jammeh is a reflection of African politicians. Many of them are so useless that they can't fit in elsewhere except being in power. Remove them from power and they will become like rats Shorne off its furs. Their quest for power is informed by insecurity and a need to become something that requires only mischief
This is the beginning of the end for him, he will not survive the next one year. Laurent Gbagbo tried it in neighbouring Ivory Coast and that led to his demise. Let's watch events unfold. As you rightly said, the president elect should embark on a tour of western nations and build up an international coalition against Jahmeh.
PoliticsRe: Rerun: Amaechi To APC Supporters, “If You Allow Them To Shoot You, You Will Die" by Niseamaka(m): 1:13am On Dec 09, 2016
swagagolic01:
See the idiot making noise again.... if them like let them bring Boko Haram soldiers here, they can't intimidate us, Amaechi be ready, any attempt to rig the election inec will count body bags....
Your body will be one of those to be counted.
AutosRe: Super Clean Used 2004 Honda Element 1st Body For Sale #700K by Niseamaka(m): 2:29am On Sep 30, 2016
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Still available?.
PoliticsRe: Okonjo-Iweala And Ikemba Celebrate 37th Wedding Anniversary by Niseamaka(m): 11:12pm On Jul 28, 2016
omooba969:
Nigerians always celebrate mediocrity, making subject out of meaningless arrangement.

Nigerians & short memory are like 22, they have suddenly forgotten the kind of wish-wash economy NOI, GEJ & the crew presided over dishing out positive figures in economic reports & giving gullible Nigerians false sense of security.

cheesy cheesy cheesy...laughing in Chinese!


Here we are praising this criminal who definitely partook in mismanaging & looting of our treasury. Someone like NGOZI IWEALA should by now be answering questions before Economic Crime Panels on her fvckn role in govt.

Right now we have bunch of empty heads in power again who cannot even turn things around, only playing politics of envy. Sense of urgency on alleviating the sufferings on Nigerians seem not to be on the agenda ATM.

We Nigerians are surely the architect of our own misery...suffering & smiling! cool
Young fella, why so much anger, do not blame your misery on government or anyone else, it is not the government that made the okonji-iweala's super successful, it's good education and hard work. Stop waiting on the government for anything, take the bull by the horn, your destiny is in your own hands.
AgricultureRe: Anambra Agricultural Exports At Lagos Airport- Pictures by Niseamaka(m): 12:10am On Jul 28, 2016
AmericanQuarter:
Nigerian states should key into this and grow our economy. For people that still doubt Anambra agricultural exports to Europe and America.
For God's sake, what is "Wilkie is working" sign doing there?. Stupid country, isn't willie elected to work?.
Car TalkRe: FRSC Impounds An Overloaded Bus (Photos) by Niseamaka(m): 10:39pm On Jul 23, 2016
realmenrealhats:
hahaha safety officer. can we make the analysis or no? what roads? do you know poorly built roads are the causes of the most accident and not overloaded vehicles? of cos, you do have a valid point, but is just like telling a food seller that she used rotten tomatoes to cook her food when you are very hungry. evidently, you will finish the food before complaining. before complaining of accident by overload, wont you first of all build standard roads? my dear, that driver has been doing that business for years and in many parts of Africa that is the norm to overload vehicles. but the we are both sure that they drive at reduced speed which make them always arrive safely than many vehicles without loads. Nigerians are law abiding citizens where there is law and order. you go fear say if you go that station you no go see the driver and him vehicle there again. but no one can say anything about the crime of the other party. na poor man way no get person na suffer pass for nigeria. Do you know how many check points he don pass before them catch am? if there were laws, they would have traced it back to those incompetent check points that collected money from him. make we leave wetin dem write for motor enter motor. Obanikoro way overload helicopter nobody hear am. and no one said nothing. na only poor man dem write law for. if you frustrate that man out of his business he will be the next NDA or armed robber. even poor man go follow criticize poor man and kill am. who go come fight for us?
Summary of your point: traffic rules and regulations can only be obeyed if the roads are in good condition and the police/road safety officers ain't corrupt, right?. Ok boy, spread the word around, let's disregard all traffic rules and regulations from henceforth until all our roads are in good condition and our police/FRSC officers becomes corruption free. Sounds cool!.
Car TalkRe: FRSC Impounds An Overloaded Bus (Photos) by Niseamaka(m): 1:41am On Jul 20, 2016
JesusWillSaveME:
No mind them, a mere cargoing they called overload
With a mindset like yours, there's no hope for Nigeria.
Car TalkRe: FRSC Impounds An Overloaded Bus (Photos) by Niseamaka(m): 1:33am On Jul 20, 2016
realmenrealhats:
thank god the man no thief. many of us here day busy day condemn the driver, when the man day try to make ends meet. e no thief your money oh. you way day condemn ask yourself have you ever paid tax in your life? show us your tax receipt before condemning the man or Buhari. make una no frustrate the man enter thief o. una sef way day do illegal NEPA/PHCN connection sef go follow day judge. even people way never clean their gutter sef go judge. people way never baff go judge. even thieves dem way get nairaland profile to day get update of their member way dem catch and burn go folo judge. make una leave the man make e hustle time hard now. when criminals go day carry our money day pass all these road safethiefs dem na go hail dem and helo dem clear road
He contravened traffic rules and regulations, a clear danger both to himself and the general public. This may lead to serious accident or even death. Adhering to traffic rules makes our roads safer for all.
CrimeRe: Police Charge Unmarried Man With Adultery, Collect N10,000 Bribe at ATM (Pic) by Niseamaka(m): 11:56pm On Jul 18, 2016
DonBenny77:
really fishy. i think he was caught screwing a married woman in his car........... lol
Even if your assumption is true. It's still not a criminal offence.
FamilyRe: Choosing The Right Spouse: Luck Or Personal Brilliance by Niseamaka(m): 9:55pm On Jul 09, 2016
Aqva:
Is choosing the right spouse a thing of luck? Or is it as a result of careful screening, analyzing and being rational in deciding whom to marry? I have a wonderful spouse whom I've (MARRIED FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS NOW). I used to think it was as a result of my careful screening of the different girl that came my way. Thinking about it now, wasn't i just lucky? Look at respectable people like some pastors and family members who couldn't keep a marriage. We all know that respectable friend who always got it right and who we strive to be like who couldn't keep a marriage for a few years. We also know of people who are seen as irresponsible yet have great marriages. Some of our parents had partners married for them and it turned out well while it didn't turn out well for others.

When i hear of marriages breaking everyday i wonder, could this guys be foolish and didn't see signs? We could argue that people are blinded by love but in reality how many adults marry for strictly love? How many mature people have butterflies in their tummies and are so in love that they can't reason right? These days people date and even cohabit so we can't say they were completely ignorant of the other persons attitude, behaviour and lifestyle. We could also say people marry for desperation but then, why don't the working class single girl be so desperate that she goes and marries a shoemaker or bike rider? Even when desperate, people still manag to marry suitable partners.

I can't figure it out that's why i'm throwing the question open.
You're still at the beginning of the beginning. Too early to blow your trumpet.
PoliticsRe: Fayose, Obanikoro Clashed Over Arms Cash – Aluko by Niseamaka(m): 11:54pm On Jul 05, 2016
sundayamazing3:
What about Mimiko of Ondo State? because He must have collected his Dasuki yam b4 promising Jonathan 1million votes during d election.
.


And Nyesom Wike.
PoliticsRe: Katsina Middle School Classmates Of Buhari Visit Him by Niseamaka(m): 11:40pm On Jul 03, 2016
Abeymills:
Bunch of old vultures
It's a blessing to be old, pray that death will not snatch you away b4 you get to their age.
FamilyRe: Sending Money To Parents Back Home by Niseamaka(m): 11:38pm On Jun 27, 2016
ladyF:
Brotherly, this is selfish o. So you want to send money to your own parents, then send half of what you send to your parents to your wife's widowed mother? shocked Ahh ann! Why not send based on expenses, calculate how much both families will need every month, then agree to cater for a certain percentage.

Ermmm....But is your wife not working, can't she send money herself?

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size]
again grin grin grin
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PoliticsRe: PHOTO: This Police Signboard Has Got People Talking by Niseamaka(m): 10:47pm On Jun 26, 2016
ShowYourCertificate:
grin grin grin

If one can become a president without a WASC Certificate, then why should we expect more from the police? Infact a primary school dropout should be eligible to join the police force since we no longer have regard for education.
I wonder how a man who allegedly did not sit for waec or have a certificate gained admission and studied in renowned military academies in the uk/us and excelled. Just wondering!.
CelebritiesRe: Freeze Blasts Fayose After Zenith Bank Denied Funding His Campaign by Niseamaka(m): 7:48am On Jun 23, 2016
onatisi:
How can any sensible normal thinking human being compare Hilary Clinton and Donald trump with buharihuh
Buhari doesn't even possess a secondary school leaving certificate and who is fighting tooth and nail in the court not to be asked to produce it,buhari who is a former dictator with the worst human right record in Nigeria,buhari who has never handled any successful business venture in his life and who has always relied on northern solidarity to advance his military career,someone who still refers to the republic of Germany as west Germany,a president who has not obeyed one single court order since he took over powerhuh
I wonder if you read that post well, they were compared age-wise only, what's the different b/w 70 (trump) and 73 (Buhari), if trump wins the presidency, he will be 74 at the end of his first term and 78 at the end of his second term if re-elected. What's the big deal about buhari's age?.
CelebritiesRe: Freeze Blasts Fayose After Zenith Bank Denied Funding His Campaign by Niseamaka(m): 7:33am On Jun 23, 2016
pseudonomer:
Youths, Are the youths better?
Certainly not, remember oladimeji bankole!.

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