₦airaland Forum

Frankmishael:
god punish you

You are already under punishment. Anu mpama.

GEJ knows that he is not going to win this election. That is why, before he finally hands power over to Buhari on May 29, he will fight tooth and nail to ensure that he destroys all those that messed up his administration. If na me, I go do the same thing. I go kill and kill and kill them all bastards before I finally hand over. Tunder fire Boko Haram, fire all those that ruined GEJ administration. His advisers, corrupt sanators, fayose etc. Meanwhile, see the Ten things that I learnt from the richest man in Africa that have transformed my life. It may transform your life too and make you achieve your goals.

Malala wanna be. Malala ko Amala ni. Must they wear that ojuju calabar.

Anyway, vote for Buhari and say bye bye to your fears. Girl child education would be assured.

Vote for Change.

We will miss her comic relief so much from may 2015 upwards. Chai!

1. Febuhari 14: February rhymed with Febuhari. To make matters worse, 14 of February was lovers day and if Buhari had won on 14, it means that Nigerians love Buhari so much and hate GEJ/PDP. In Oritse Femi's voice, it would have been double wahala for PDP dead body.

2. Buhari's health: There are speculations that Buhari has a terminal illness and elections were postponed so that if Buhari becomes incapacitated by the illness before march, he would be disqualified as unfit to rule.

3. Certificate saga: The case is still in the court. They are looking for all possible means to disprove Buhari's certificate. it would be hard to disqualify Buhari because of his certificate after he has been declared winner. So the election was shifted to enable the court to try their luck.

4. Boko Haram: Many people who are shouting Sai Buhari are those who are disappointed with the way Jonathan has handled the Boko Haram crisis. They believe that Buhari will tackle the terrorists better. So Jonathan wants to play Obama. To capture ''Osama Bin Laden'' alive to score big political points. If Jona succeeds to capture the guy, it will help him win sha. I go even leave Buhari vote Jonathan if he catch the Osama 'alive' as he has planned.

5. Electricity: This is one of his many points agenda. Many Nigerians are disappointed that power generation has not improved during GEJ administration. So, Jonathan has to postpone the election in order to commission some fake and nonfunctional power plants to cajole some ignorant Nigerians to vote for him. You fit swear say electric supply for your house done better since oga presido commission those akpuruka power generating plants? Swear and die.

6. Character assassination: I taught GEJ and GMB signed a peace deal. But why is PDP campaigns full of adverts that insult, ridicule and blackmail Buhari. If Buhari starts his own, they would begin to shout. Almost every hour, AIT keeps showing adverts portraying GMB as a dictator and a sadist. Who are sponsoring such adverts? Even some Nigerian newspapers' boldly put theirs in their front pages. The adverts are actually working for PDP because there was a guy I knew who swore to vote for Buhari in February 14 but is now saying that who ever votes for Buhari is a saddist. He claimed that from the information he has got so far from the adverts, GEJ is better than GMB.

7. Rigging: We all know this already.

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nice one

na sex sex and fuk fuk full them girls mind these days.

GMB for life. I support and will vote for Buhari. But I had a shocking revelation. Some people I told about the revelation said I might be suffering from malaria but the revelation looked very real to be malaria.

It all started when I knelt down to pray. After entering in a deep meditation for about 5 mins, I saw a vision of a spiritual entity who showed me a picture and said to me ''this is Nigeria's next president.''

I was surprised because the person in the picture was neither GEJ nor Buhari but was another presidential aspirant from the North. I asked the spirit why the picture was not that of GEJ nor Buhari.

The reply I got from the spirit was that Buhari would get the majority of the votes. But Jonathan and strong PDP chieftains would buy INEC to declare him(GEJ) winner. This would make Buhari die of heart problems. But Jonathan would be shot dead afterwards. INEC would then declare the person that scored the third position as the president since Buhari (1st) and GEJ (2nd) are dead.

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I no go chop this bewitched bread. This bread can destroy one's destiny.

She is opening it to confuse PDP. GMB till 2019

kestolove95:
so u mean to tell me. Orijin is nt responsibl..den I will buy himm free mosquito net

buy for yourself

Collynzo9:
What about Buhari's running mate Osinbajo? What were his own findings that made the issue him professorship without a Phd, a Professorship in law for that matter.

Osinbajo must have met the necessary requirements for the award of professor. Professorship is not sold in the market, one must work for it. If it could be bought with money, GEJ would have been a professor by now.

I got the following revelation while I was praying. During a deep meditation, the spirit showed me a picture and said to me ''this is Nigeria's next president.''

I was surprised because the person in the picture was neither GEJ nor Buhari but was another presidential aspirant from the North. I asked the spirit why the picture was not that of GEJ nor Buhari.

The reply I got from the spirit was that Buhari would get the majority of the votes. But Jonathan and strong PDP chieftains would buy INEC to declare him(GEJ) winner. This would make Buhari die of heart problems. But Jonathan would be shot dead afterwards. INEC would then declare the person that scored the third position as the president since Buhari (1st) and GEJ (2nd) are dead.

Iamsynord:
This people never said he was not running the university well or charged him for Embezzlement Oo..Pure hate..How can someone be a Prof without having a PhD first

You can be a Professor without Phd. Prof. depends on your discoveries, books, article etc and not necessary PhD. One of my University Professor and former VC of my university said that he has no Phd cert but he was made a prof. because of his findings.

Lagos na waa o. I know he must have been sent by the power drunk south west politicians to get them a virgin's human head/blood. But he was caught. Police should torture him till he confesses the particular APC or PDP candidates that sent him the message.

Heromaniaa:
How do I make a million dollars before d year runs out?

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see the winners here

ok na. But wait. What will Jona and GEJ do if Jega publishes the following as the winners of the governorship and presidential elections as found here.
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FORNICATION AND ADULTERY

Na so them dey always talk am. At the end, na so so wahala we go dey see for Naija. Many religious and sanctimonious people boku every where for Naija and yet ekwensu na aka oru ojoo ya nile (abomination things) still abounds in this our Naijiria. Naija I hail thee. ....Typing from Moscow.

Why waste their time when the winners of the elections have already been known to be these peope.

when would all these stop

diluminati:
ol boy dey there dey mope. Join Nigerians and boot out CORRUPTION ( i mean Gej)

When did you abandon GEJ? Politrics self.

Many lies this season. Probably because of coming elections whose results are already out here.

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Source here

No worry. See 2015 election results here

wow. how funny

mine coming soon

A two-year-old boy has accidentally shot dead his mother at a Walmart store after a gun fired when he reached in her purse.
The shooting in Hayden, Idaho, about 40 miles (64km) northeast of Spokane, Washington, took place in the back of the store near the electronics department.
"Looking at the video from the store and interviewing some of the witnesses that we've got so far the shooting appears to be accidental," Kootenai County sheriff's spokesman Lieutenant Stu Miller said.
"The child looks to be sitting in the shopping cart with the purse while the female victim was shopping."
Authorities were unsure at first whether the toddler was the woman's son.
She was shopping with three other children before she was shot. Her husband was not with her, but arrived shortly after.
Lt Miller said the victim had had a permit to carry a concealed weapon.
She was named as Veronica J. Rutledge, 29, of Blackfoot, Idaho and is understood to have been visiting relatives in the area.
Friends have been leaving tributes on Facebook.
Rhonda Ellis wrote: "It has been a very sad day today. A bright star that I loved like a sister is now an angel above us.
"She is gone too soon and her little boy will grow up with just a fleeting memory of his mommy.
"My heart aches for the family she left behind and makes me hold mine a little tighter. I love you, Roni!!"
Police spokesman Lt Miller said: "I am a big proponent of a concealed weapon for your own safety, however you have to be responsible and unfortunately in this case I guess all the precautionary measures weren't taken to ensure the safety of that weapon."
Brooke Buchanan, a spokeswoman for Walmart, called the shooting was a "very sad and tragic accident".
"We are working closely with the local sheriff's department while they investigate what happened," he said.
The store closed after the shooting and is not expected to reopen until Wednesday morning.


https://uk.news.yahoo.com/two-old-boy-shoots-dead-mother-walmart-202939024.html?vp=1#IHyJMp1

I have noticed that any post or comment than supports GMB/Osibanjo gets more likes than that of GEJ/Sambo. I suggest Nairaland put up a poll soon to confirm what I have just observed.

Michelle Obama came to Nigeria for a tour. She was taken round the country by the Nigerian first lady, Patience Ebele Jonathan. Michelle was very inquisitive as PEJ took her round the country. PEJ took her to a recreational center in Kaduna and Michelle spotted some fulani male dancers carrying single sticks at the back of their necks and jumping up and down.

Michelle Obama: What are they doing?
PEJ: Nigerian dancing ways

PEJ later took her to Lagos and it happened that Obasanjo was launching his book that day. So, they branched at the book launch venue. Michelle saw Obasanjo giving Oby Ezekwesili a... click here to continu