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LiteratureRe: Ugbo One Chance - Staring Mr Ibu, Nyesom Wike, Chiwetalu Agu, Eniola Badmus.... by NJPot(op): 5:22am On Jun 25, 2015
The 2 Pilots warming up for the Piloting
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The Pilots Proceed to the Helicopter
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Wike And The 2 Members of Igwe's Cabinet Proceed to The Helicopter

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Eniola Badmus Joins Them
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Stay tunned.
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LiteratureUgbo One Chance - Staring Mr Ibu, Nyesom Wike, Chiwetalu Agu, Eniola Badmus.... by NJPot(op): 5:18am On Jun 25, 2015
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This short movie titled 'Ugbo One Chance' was made in response to Amaechi's advice that Nyesom Wike should join Nollywood. Grab your bottle of Orijin and read this epic movie.

Warning: This satirical story was not written to mock nor abuse anyone but for entertainment purpose only. All rights reserved. No part of this literature may be copied, photocopied, reproduced, translated or reduced to any electronic medium or machine-readable form, in whole or in part, without specific permission from or credit to the writer

Njp Nigeria Limited presents 'Ugbo One Chance'. Staring John Okafor, Chinwetalu Agu, Francis Odega, Patience Ozokwor, Mercy Johnson, Aniola Badmus.

Featuring Nyesom Wike, Rotimi Amechi, Muhammadu Buhari

There was a community called Ogbuagu kingdom. They have an Igwe called Igwe Ogbuagu 1. The community was so rich that they were able to buy a helicopter for their Igwe. It happened that one of the members of Igwe's cabinet wanted to go to Amaokpu village to see the parents of a girl he wanted to marry. The Igwe said that it would be a good thing if the visit is made a royal one. So he assembled some of the elders in his palace and they made plans on how they would escort the young man to his future inlaws. The Igwe gave them the permission to use his helicopter

for the visit. The Igwe said he would have loved to follow them if not for the loads of work he has to attend to in the royal palace. So, he nominated his 'Onowu' to represent him. One chief was also selected among the elders making it a total of two persons from the Igwe's cabinet to follow the young man to his inlaw's place.
However, the Igwe's two pilots would pilot the jet while one of his maidens would also join them to serve the elders food, drinks and other stuffs throughout the travel.

ROLES:

Nyesom Wike ---------- The man who wants to marry
Rotimi Amechi --------- Onowu
Chiwetalu Agu --------- The chief selected
John Okafor -------- Pilot 1
Francis Odega --------- Pilot 2
Eniola Badmus ---------- The Igwe's Maiden
Patience Ozokwor ---------- Mother In-law
Mercy Johnson ---------- The young girl who is to be married
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Have I Been Scammed? by NJPot(m): 7:46pm On Jun 24, 2015
yes. one chance
CareerRe: Mass Sack In Alpha Beta Consulting Limited Allegedly Owned By Tinubu by NJPot(m): 7:38pm On Jun 24, 2015
apc change
PoliticsRe: President Buhari And The "Promise" Of Making $1 Equal To N1 by NJPot(m): 7:27pm On Jun 24, 2015
fine. That is clearified. PDP always attacking Buhari. It is unfair. APC did not attack Jonathan like this during his time oo

Now imagin. See descriptions of some Buhari and Osinbajo photos by PDP here That is wicked.
PoliticsRe: Dr Saraki On A Visit To Governor Okorocha (Photos) by NJPot(m): 12:26am On Jun 24, 2015
fine. That is the hand work of PDP. PDP is fund of supporting criminals. Would he support Buhari's fight against corruption? Somebody that should have been in prison for corruption is now celebrated. Only in Nigeria.

Meanwhile, click here and see PDP's description of some pictures of Buhari and Osinbajo.
CelebritiesRe: Omotola And Mike Ezuronye Share Pics Of Their Fathers To Celebrate Fathers' Day by NJPot(m): 9:30pm On Jun 21, 2015
Mike say three Ezuronyes. Na only 3 them dey for family. See this funny fathers day wish from a top Nigrian artist here
PoliticsRe: Anxiety Mounts As Buhari Keeps Tinubu, Atiku In The Dark Over New Cabinet by NJPot(m): 2:08pm On Jun 14, 2015
wow
CrimeRe: Fetish 419 Syndicate In Ibadan Arrested By Police (Photos) by NJPot(m): 2:05pm On Jun 14, 2015
wow
PoliticsRe: Corporal Lawal Ahmed: ‘Buhari Should Retire All Generals’ by NJPot(m): 8:19am On Jun 14, 2015
i said it
PoliticsAllison Madueke, Chibok Girls And The Missing Joystick In UNIPORT by NJPot(op):
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Malaysia is searching for their missing airplane, Central bank of Nigeria is searching for the missing 20 billion dollars and Nigerian army is searching for the missing Chibok girls. Now, a 100 level History student of University of Port Harcourt is searching for his missing sex organ. His organ disappeared when he had a handshake with a 400 level medical student of the same school. According to the news, he felt incomplete after the handshake and immediately opened his trouser to see if his thing is still there. But to his amazement, his big 12 inches long John Thomas has disappeared. Luckily for him, his hostel mates came to his rescue. They gave the penis thief the beating of his life while the victim was shouting #bringbackmyprick#. The medical student finally confessed that he stole the penis and begged them to give him some time to bring back the missing “chibok girls”. However, just like Nigerians are impatient for Allison Madueke to bring back the missing 20 billion dollars, the students were not patient and continued with the beating before the school security came in to the matter. The case was then taken up by the Nigerian Police Choba for investigation.

Source: www.naijokpot..com
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Vacancies At Covenant University Construction Agency by NJPot(m):
I hope they won't ask me to fill the following:

Name of church:
Name of pastor:
Date of born again:

etc

It would be a good development if the opportunity is for everybody otherwise Buhari should ban that institution and Buhari can also go ahead to ban nollywood. See the reasons for the ban here.
WebmastersRe: Free New E-book On HTML And CSS by NJPot(m): 7:56pm On May 27, 2015
chuqudicus@yahoo.com
PoliticsRe: What It Will Be Like For Buhari And Tinubu After Elections (pics) by NJPot(m): 3:12pm On May 20, 2015
cyberdurable:
they will Simply Leave this country for Good
cretin
PoliticsRe: Full List Of Elected Senators by NJPot(m): 11:22pm On Apr 26, 2015
TA ORJI should be in prison and not in senate
Jokes EtcRe: This House Is Not For Sale (hilarious Photo) by NJPot(m): 1:01am On Apr 26, 2015
PoliticsRe: Voting Ends As Counting Starts In Imo by NJPot(m): 7:20pm On Apr 25, 2015
okooo
PoliticsRe: Observers From US & UK Express Concern Over Election Result Validity In Rivers by NJPot(m): 8:12pm On Mar 29, 2015
ok
PoliticsRe: Final Winner Of The 2015 Presidential Election: Not Buhari Nor GEJ (revelation) by NJPot(op): 2:05am On Mar 29, 2015
NJPot:
I got the following revelation while I was praying. During a deep meditation, the spirit showed me a picture and said to me ''this is Nigeria's next president.''

I was surprised because the person in the picture was neither GEJ nor Buhari but was another presidential aspirant from the North. I asked the spirit why the picture was not that of GEJ nor Buhari.

The reply I got from the spirit was that Buhari would get the majority of the votes. But Jonathan and strong PDP chieftains would buy INEC to declare him(GEJ) winner. This would make Buhari die of heart problems. But Jonathan would be shot dead afterwards. INEC would then declare the person that scored the third position as the president since Buhari (1st) and GEJ (2nd) are dead.
The first stage of my prophesy has come to pass. Buhari got majority of the presidential election votes. The next step would be for Jonathan to use the court to disqualify him because of the certificate issue. Let's watch the whole drama as it slowly unfolds.
PoliticsRe: INEC Extends Voting In 300 Polling Units Out 150,000 by NJPot(m): 11:11pm On Mar 28, 2015
ok
PoliticsRe: Video Of Some Youths Thumb Printing For PDP by NJPot(m): 11:08pm On Mar 28, 2015
ok
BusinessCrude Oil Price Likely To Fall To As Low As $20 Per Barrel In April by NJPot(op): 3:36am On Mar 05, 2015
Strong indications emerged on Wednesday that current glut in the United States’ oil market might further dampen the prices of crude oil and refined petroleum products as this could push down the crude to as low as $20 per barrel.

The Associated Press reported that the US was running out of storage for crude oil and that the country could begin to sell from its reserves if there were changes to the law limiting the sale of the product by the country.

For the past seven weeks, an average of one million barrels of oil per day has been flowing into the country through importation and local production.

The US Energy Department reported last week that the extra crude oil flowing into the storage tanks had pushed supplies to their highest point in at least 80 years.

At the rate of inflow, it is estimated that the storage tanks could approach their operational limits by mid-April. This is known in industry as tank tops. This is expected to send the price of crude oil plummeting to as low as $20 per barrel.

The Head of Commodities Research at Citibank, Ed Morse, said at a symposium at the Council on Foreign Relations in New York that the glut could push the price of crude oil to $20 per barrel.

“The fact of the matter is we are running out of storage capacity in the US,” he said.

At that rock-bottom price, oil companies faced with mounting losses could stop pumping oil until the glut eased.

Petrol prices will fall along with crude, though lower refinery production, because of seasonal factors and unexpected outages, could prevent a sharp decline, AP reported.

However, Nigeria is not likely to benefit from the expected fall in the prices of refined petroleum products.

The principal reason is that the country lacks refining capacity as most of the products consumed locally are imported.

Following the recent fall in crude oil prices, which also lowered the prices of refined products in the international market, President Goodluck Jonathan had on January 18 approved the reduction in the pump price of petrol from N97 to N87 per litre.

The government explained that at N87 per litre, the amount of subsidy on petrol had reduced to about N3 per litre as of the date the new pump price was announced, but this subsidy amount has since climbed higher following the recent rebound in crude prices.

However, given recent developments like the inability of the government to settle the subsidy arrears owed the marketers and the differentials in the naira exchange rate to the dollar, which led to the return of queues at filling stations; it has become apparent that the reduction in price is not sustainable.

The Executive Secretary, Petroleum Products Pricing and Regulatory Agency, Mr. Farouk Ahmed, had on Tuesday told the National Assembly that the scarcity currently being experienced across the nation was caused by two rounds of devaluation of the naira carried out by the Central Bank of Nigeria in November last year and last month.

http://www.punchng.com/business/banking-matters/us-glut-may-force-crude-price-to-20/
PoliticsRe: BRAEKING NEWS - Buhari Returns To Nigeria On Friday by NJPot(m): 1:24am On Mar 04, 2015
We cant wait to see him again.
PoliticsRe: A Picture Of Buhari & Ojukwu by NJPot(m): 1:06am On Mar 04, 2015
Sai Buhari

the incoming presido 2015
Jokes EtcRe: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by NJPot(m): 8:27pm On Mar 02, 2015
That is what happens in aso rock on daily basis. Sai Buhari
FamilyRe: Stepmum Ties 2-Year-Old Girl For Soiling Herself (Photo) by NJPot(m): 10:08am On Mar 02, 2015
daddyiel:
your generation is cursed..mpama
I have no time for bastards like your types. May the curse bounce back and remain with you forever. Reply me again if you want the curse doubled. Nkapi nwuru anwu.
RomanceRe: joystick Size Averages Studies Of The World 2015, See Where Nigeria Falls by NJPot(m): 9:48pm On Mar 01, 2015
Comparing the size of GEJ and Buhari own.

Sai Buhari. Chai GEJ
PoliticsRe: Troops On Patrol Encounter Terrorists, Recover Arms by NJPot(m): 9:28pm On Mar 01, 2015
Frankmishael:
if gej wins I swear u will die useless APC e tout
All you guys have is die this death that. If death is all PDP or tanoids as you are popularly called can wish for anyone who does not want to vote for GEJ, then may you guys receive what you wish others. Back to sender.

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