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The 2 Pilots warming up for the Piloting [img]http://1.bp..com/-g6Gg_jZEg1k/VYs4zF83xNI/AAAAAAAACMQ/LRa8HusEjiw/s320/ibu%252C%2Bfrancis%2Bodega.jpg[/img] The Pilots Proceed to the Helicopter [img]http://1.bp..com/-kp7lMya_gJ8/VYs40Yg6_ZI/AAAAAAAACMg/mWb7hVQ7tBw/s1600/pilot%2Bibu%253Bapama.jpg[/img] Wike And The 2 Members of Igwe's Cabinet Proceed to The Helicopter [img]http://1.bp..com/-p5VMbpkcCsM/VYtRNZVZjDI/AAAAAAAACNY/BbkBJGtP7S0/s320/amaechi%252C%2Bwike%2Bchiwetalu%2Bagu.jpg[/img] Eniola Badmus Joins Them [img]http://3.bp..com/-JbJIK12CzFs/VYs5A12doPI/AAAAAAAACMw/Ekcb2RHF7Pc/s320/eniola-badmus%2B.jpg[/img] Stay tunned. |
[img]http://4.bp..com/-S-gAvN1xxjU/VYs4mqpfJAI/AAAAAAAACL4/wUrIIuRKrEU/s1600/Ugbo%2BOne%2BChance1.jpg[/img] This short movie titled 'Ugbo One Chance' was made in response to Amaechi's advice that Nyesom Wike should join Nollywood. Grab your bottle of Orijin and read this epic movie. Warning: This satirical story was not written to mock nor abuse anyone but for entertainment purpose only. All rights reserved. No part of this literature may be copied, photocopied, reproduced, translated or reduced to any electronic medium or machine-readable form, in whole or in part, without specific permission from or credit to the writer Njp Nigeria Limited presents 'Ugbo One Chance'. Staring John Okafor, Chinwetalu Agu, Francis Odega, Patience Ozokwor, Mercy Johnson, Aniola Badmus. Featuring Nyesom Wike, Rotimi Amechi, Muhammadu Buhari There was a community called Ogbuagu kingdom. They have an Igwe called Igwe Ogbuagu 1. The community was so rich that they were able to buy a helicopter for their Igwe. It happened that one of the members of Igwe's cabinet wanted to go to Amaokpu village to see the parents of a girl he wanted to marry. The Igwe said that it would be a good thing if the visit is made a royal one. So he assembled some of the elders in his palace and they made plans on how they would escort the young man to his future inlaws. The Igwe gave them the permission to use his helicopter for the visit. The Igwe said he would have loved to follow them if not for the loads of work he has to attend to in the royal palace. So, he nominated his 'Onowu' to represent him. One chief was also selected among the elders making it a total of two persons from the Igwe's cabinet to follow the young man to his inlaw's place. However, the Igwe's two pilots would pilot the jet while one of his maidens would also join them to serve the elders food, drinks and other stuffs throughout the travel. ROLES: Nyesom Wike ---------- The man who wants to marry Rotimi Amechi --------- Onowu Chiwetalu Agu --------- The chief selected John Okafor -------- Pilot 1 Francis Odega --------- Pilot 2 Eniola Badmus ---------- The Igwe's Maiden Patience Ozokwor ---------- Mother In-law Mercy Johnson ---------- The young girl who is to be married |
yes. one chance |
apc change |
fine. That is clearified. PDP always attacking Buhari. It is unfair. APC did not attack Jonathan like this during his time oo Now imagin. See descriptions of some Buhari and Osinbajo photos by PDP here That is wicked. |
fine. That is the hand work of PDP. PDP is fund of supporting criminals. Would he support Buhari's fight against corruption? Somebody that should have been in prison for corruption is now celebrated. Only in Nigeria. Meanwhile, click here and see PDP's description of some pictures of Buhari and Osinbajo. |
Mike say three Ezuronyes. Na only 3 them dey for family. See this funny fathers day wish from a top Nigrian artist here |
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i said it |
[img]http://2.bp..com/-S7Iotrx6cbw/VXXP_Jd1Q3I/AAAAAAAACF8/z4Cuxvy1m3Q/s1600/uniport%2Briot.png[/img] Malaysia is searching for their missing airplane, Central bank of Nigeria is searching for the missing 20 billion dollars and Nigerian army is searching for the missing Chibok girls. Now, a 100 level History student of University of Port Harcourt is searching for his missing sex organ. His organ disappeared when he had a handshake with a 400 level medical student of the same school. According to the news, he felt incomplete after the handshake and immediately opened his trouser to see if his thing is still there. But to his amazement, his big 12 inches long John Thomas has disappeared. Luckily for him, his hostel mates came to his rescue. They gave the penis thief the beating of his life while the victim was shouting #bringbackmyprick#. The medical student finally confessed that he stole the penis and begged them to give him some time to bring back the missing “chibok girls”. However, just like Nigerians are impatient for Allison Madueke to bring back the missing 20 billion dollars, the students were not patient and continued with the beating before the school security came in to the matter. The case was then taken up by the Nigerian Police Choba for investigation. Source: www.naijokpot..com |
I hope they won't ask me to fill the following: Name of church: Name of pastor: Date of born again: etc It would be a good development if the opportunity is for everybody otherwise Buhari should ban that institution and Buhari can also go ahead to ban nollywood. See the reasons for the ban here. |
chuqudicus@yahoo.com |
cyberdurable:cretin |
TA ORJI should be in prison and not in senate |
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NJPot:The first stage of my prophesy has come to pass. Buhari got majority of the presidential election votes. The next step would be for Jonathan to use the court to disqualify him because of the certificate issue. Let's watch the whole drama as it slowly unfolds. |
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Strong indications emerged on Wednesday that current glut in the United States’ oil market might further dampen the prices of crude oil and refined petroleum products as this could push down the crude to as low as $20 per barrel. The Associated Press reported that the US was running out of storage for crude oil and that the country could begin to sell from its reserves if there were changes to the law limiting the sale of the product by the country. For the past seven weeks, an average of one million barrels of oil per day has been flowing into the country through importation and local production. The US Energy Department reported last week that the extra crude oil flowing into the storage tanks had pushed supplies to their highest point in at least 80 years. At the rate of inflow, it is estimated that the storage tanks could approach their operational limits by mid-April. This is known in industry as tank tops. This is expected to send the price of crude oil plummeting to as low as $20 per barrel. The Head of Commodities Research at Citibank, Ed Morse, said at a symposium at the Council on Foreign Relations in New York that the glut could push the price of crude oil to $20 per barrel. “The fact of the matter is we are running out of storage capacity in the US,” he said. At that rock-bottom price, oil companies faced with mounting losses could stop pumping oil until the glut eased. Petrol prices will fall along with crude, though lower refinery production, because of seasonal factors and unexpected outages, could prevent a sharp decline, AP reported. However, Nigeria is not likely to benefit from the expected fall in the prices of refined petroleum products. The principal reason is that the country lacks refining capacity as most of the products consumed locally are imported. Following the recent fall in crude oil prices, which also lowered the prices of refined products in the international market, President Goodluck Jonathan had on January 18 approved the reduction in the pump price of petrol from N97 to N87 per litre. The government explained that at N87 per litre, the amount of subsidy on petrol had reduced to about N3 per litre as of the date the new pump price was announced, but this subsidy amount has since climbed higher following the recent rebound in crude prices. However, given recent developments like the inability of the government to settle the subsidy arrears owed the marketers and the differentials in the naira exchange rate to the dollar, which led to the return of queues at filling stations; it has become apparent that the reduction in price is not sustainable. The Executive Secretary, Petroleum Products Pricing and Regulatory Agency, Mr. Farouk Ahmed, had on Tuesday told the National Assembly that the scarcity currently being experienced across the nation was caused by two rounds of devaluation of the naira carried out by the Central Bank of Nigeria in November last year and last month. http://www.punchng.com/business/banking-matters/us-glut-may-force-crude-price-to-20/ |
We cant wait to see him again. |
Sai Buhari the incoming presido 2015 |
That is what happens in aso rock on daily basis. Sai Buhari |
daddyiel:I have no time for bastards like your types. May the curse bounce back and remain with you forever. Reply me again if you want the curse doubled. Nkapi nwuru anwu. |
Comparing the size of GEJ and Buhari own. Sai Buhari. Chai GEJ |
Frankmishael:All you guys have is die this death that. If death is all PDP or tanoids as you are popularly called can wish for anyone who does not want to vote for GEJ, then may you guys receive what you wish others. Back to sender. |
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