₦airaland Forum

HARDDON:
Yea , sure! It happens most times when u honing ur skills. This one is even nice, wait until u guys have touched, kissed n about to rumble n she pulls one of them classic spoilers on u! Then u blow it wit a needy ansa! She wears her wears n just simply walks off! #ouch! #ouch!
#BlueBalls!BlueBalls!

To overcome these, is to live ready. Practice.

I did warn @ d very beginning that b4 a hunter can get to d peek of perfection , he wud miss great kills! But if he keeps @ it, honing is skills, the experience becomes his long life anchor!

It is not about missing a kill, it is about analysing what when wrong n taking corrective decisions thereafter

omen that what wat my ex used on me when i was still a nice guy.. at the heat of the romance and kissing and evrything.. she just stopped and started leaving... if you see the way i begged her asif she hold my destiny ehh.. followed her to taxi .. even enter the taxi join.. she came down and i followed her.. (laughing at myself).. when i finally let her go.. that was the last time i ever saw her..chai.. its true that this game just comes to girls naturally..


that was when i searched and searched for what i did wrong.. and from google search upon search.. i gradually started learning the act and spoting my mistakes... then i swore to become a player and never love until its time to marry..


and boss.. i took what she did and i use it on a girl and it worked like magic.. i use it whenever i want to turn the table to them maybe after a fight or when she bleeps up.. anyways.. youve said it all...practice makes perfect I suppose.. obiomon come and hear oo !!

Obiomon:
guy no be small thing o, you know that same shit still happen to me o. I even still post am for hea!! See my own story ”






Harddon has it ever happened to you that a
certain time when you were still working on your
tricks you just loose your guard, I mean like
everything uve been working on and practicing will
just disappear and you Would be like wtf is
happening to you, all of a sudden you start acting
the ways nice guy do.. I know this might sound
weird but exactly this shi happened to me this
evening,like a few hours ago when I was about
going home after feeloing exhausted from playing
basketball meh all of a sudden I lost words and
everything I learnt from you just disappeared cos
their a girl I saw who was cute, wanted to initiate a
convo but I just had the feeling not to, and this
made me buy two drinks for two girls today that I
have been trying to game o.. They came to me
when I wanted to get a bike home,. I didn't know it
happened I tried rejecting their proposal but the
right word to say like if I get them the drink they
would take me to a very nice restaurant the next
and get me whatever I want and also a nice body
massage and blah blah that has always worked for
me just vanished!!!(I don't know the magic in it,
they would jusst withdraw. Though I add more
spice to it that just taking me out).. my Gosh see as
I con take de console my sef for my mind as I de
pay for the drinks... and I have NEVER in my life
bought a drink for a girl whenever she asks me.
but I just covered up by saying I only wanted to get
them the drink that they ain't the reason am doing
it... And right now am so mad at my sef ehhhh. Its
making me not talk to anybody till tomorow. So I
don't know , is it that its normal to loose my guard
at point in time... Or I was just crazy or I was just
tired after the basketball game. Has it happened to
you before?? How did you get your sef back to
bring back the game...."




So you are not alone bruh

... you don minit
our oga at the top must hear this!!!

boss harddon.. something unusual happened to me oo.. have u ever in anyway just went point blank?? like all your balls just dropped like that all of a sudden and you keep wondering why.. I didn't just understand.. there's this chick that likes me.. and I was about spinning her head bt I just lost it... which is unsual from evryting I've lernt here has always been in me using it errtime.. I just left d girl alone .. so I just wanna ask you if you ve ever experienced it before.. and what do you think might be the cause..

and there's one thing I've noticed about girls... they are all the same!!.. even the stonch prayer warrior in church or that girl forming nicki minaj in the street.. just spinn her head with the right combos and she's all yours doing your deeds..

Obiomon:
I used glue to hold my balls bro!!! hhawa you na

Omo if I yarn you, you won't believe ... crazy stuffs hapening lately.

wow its been soo long I've been here!!.. phone got stolen!.. where my blue balls boss harddon? obiomon my blue balls bro.. I don miss this thread like period.. hope your balls are still intact. and growing bigger than you heads.. and all those girls are still screaming like wizkid singing Methodist hymn on our beds??!!..

Lazio92:
Bros relax, just be patient...

lmao.. patience ke.. is he buhari??. guy u harsh oo

oya kneel down!!!
I cast and bind any spirit of buhari (patience) in you!!..

youre free, go and be patient no more!!

conductor dropping dey ooo!!..

.
I say dropping dey!!.


.

lemme park here first..

HARDDON:
Kept u waiting for this reply for a reason : by now , I expect u to grow n start thinking on ur feet and not always run in here!

If you must, F'ing it up is should not be your major concern here, you major concern should be to learn fro ur mistakes!

U r walking today because after falling n rolling a couple of times, bruising n crying in d process, u still mustered d courage to give it another go until ur legs became firm on the floor!

Like I said earlier on , a practiced hunter in learning his trade , wud miss great kills! But if he keeps @ it , honing his skills, experience becomes his life long anchor!

U still talk like a peacock on heat! What do u mean by u don't wano f it up?

After I have taught u not to attach to much importance to a lady?
I have tot u how to turn d tension on them n hv them hoping they don't mess it up with u but here now, the boss is scared of f'ing it up with his employee !

I'm totally peeved with u. U have been with me for too long for such talk

boss I know what u mean.. and I'm not fukin my game up I swear.. Ive lernt enough to become a peacock on heat now!!! I can't !!! never!!!. I've dealt with her question and that will be the last.. I'm not attaching importance to any lady.. (when I gat many girls why should I?).. just that she hit me with the question and I was like wtf?? I've lernt from it and it won't ever happen again..


I still have my boss balls.. ain't loosing them to no girl!!

I JUST WAN BOOK SPACE NOTHING CONCINE ME





SHE FINE SHA.. THIS. IS WHAT I CALL TRUE BEAUTY

saintkel:
u won't see it cos she's from d east, if na yoruba babe nw we no go hear word

east ke west ni ..
for me she's just average .. 5 out of 10
you want to see fine babes goto uyo or calabar..
my broda u nogo ever return the same!!

iLegend:
It seems my posts are always too and it's getting boring and tiring to some people. I think I should stop. SHOULD I STOP?

PLEASE DON'T STOP!! I'M LEARNING A LOT FROM IT... ITS JUST THAT THE ANTICIPATION WE GET WHILE WAITING FOR THE NEXT POSTS GETS DELAYED TOO LONG AND IT BORES SOME PEOPLE... ABEG KONTINUE.. THANKS

Obiomon:
haahaaha the dude teach you well

lol I swear down... thank God for harddon and the rest o.. who knows if girls for dey use me clean yansh by now.. !! God forbid!!

I JUST WAN BOOK SPACE NOTHING CONCINE ME...









MY MAMA FINE PASS HER SEF.. all Na wash!!
Hit like if your mama fine pass her...

Obiomon:
this one wey you follow me so hope say you no want to de toast me uve gat to impress me first before I follow back

.. lol dude I knw dis tricks already naw.. oya forget

Obiomon:
na me teach am na

teach ke ... Na you teach am Na u neva catch buhari daughter as you side chick.. i just follow u .follow me back joorey

Obiomon:
na lie jare you follow ilegend own

Lols that one follow Na but I won see harddon own... Na him I believe die

boss harddom.. please m still waiting for your words on my matter mbok..

Obiomon:
oga have you replied her with what I told you?? Don tell me I wasted my time thinking and writing that epistle

lol oga mi ejo. Ive used ur instance and others to cook up the best hot one to pour on her. ill surely give u feedbacks

junnyjake:


A little to do with having a magnetic memory.

A little to do with having a magnetic memory.

hmm.. that means you go like to copy for class o.. just one look you go don magnet the whole writeup..

iLegend:
19? Please don't EVER and mean EVER give a direct answer. Use the humor style above. Younger girls can leave a man easily, the moment you act nice or like a wussy. In fact, there nothing to clarify.

Don't just give a woman the answer she expects, except it's a NO. Make fun of her question. If you're in Port Harcourt or around listen to Popo and Omotalk on Wazobia 94.1 FM. They use all these things (techniques) unknowingly with their callers. All the girls love them. They make fun of women on air in an arrogant and humorous way.

I swear those wazobia guys matter tire me.. they are just awesome with them ladies and they love it

Obiomon:
Nljona shey you see. I told you same but different instances

yeah true bro.. like you don dey turn pro small small oo.. .thanks sha

iLegend:
Hahahahahha. I have gotten such a question at least 15 trillion times and I have NEVER answered it and NEVER will except I'm ready. If you answer the relationship will only last 3 or 5 months. It's like she has conquered you, so she owns you. We don't value what we own, we want what we can't afford. If she's in her early 20s you're in trouble, but if she's in her late 20s, then no shaking.

Like I usually say, not all questions require an answer and some questions from women are just stupid. I don't have time for stupid questions, so I use humor and sarcasm.

Question:
"what really am I to you?"

Answer

"what really am I to you?"
1. My assistant secretary, I hope you're with your pen? Have you eaten today? She: yes. You: what are you wearing?

"what really am I to you?"
2. My VP Osibanjo. I'll soon go back to London for penis treatment and enlargement and I'll return after 10 days as a tourist.

"what really am I to you?"
3. Sing a song along the line like (Beenieman, PSquare) or whatever.

"what really am I to you?"
5. You're like an iPhone 25 to me, that's why I handle you with care. Abi you want make I handle you anyhow? C'mon! You're better than that. (Quickly cover up with a naughty question — women love to hear naughty things). What are you doing with your fingers right now? She: Typing. You: Hmmm! Only typing? Hmm! I dey look you with one naughty eye.

Listen: Make sure you always have something fun and naughty to say whenever she asks that silly question.

Don't ever answer that question until you're ready to engage and marry her. Don't fall for the pressure even if she asks you that same question 50 billion times. Don't promise a woman what you're not ready to do, it's bad and wicked, so use humor and never get bothered even if she acts emotional about it.

lol.. I just dey smile anyhow.. thanks bro..
and why did u talk about the age diffrence.. don't get that part.. besides she's just 19

junnyjake:
The same lady, you one time asked for a lap dance and kiss?

yes lol.. Hw come u remember?

HARDDON:
Obiomon , NLjona n every other person with Ques, I'd answer all by 8pm .

Tell me some jokes though while waiting, it inspires me

ahh boss.. upon the high bp u kept us in by been mute.. you still want jokes?.. oya come and collet.. siddon make I yarn u moontales..
but it will cost u one bottle of origin evry 5mins .. cos I'm still saving my voice for the stuborn ladies..



*spreads mat*

[quote author=HARDDON post=47541710][/quote]bosss answer me Na..

boss harddon. one of my girls just asked me one of the questions I dunno how to answer.. I've been using dese tips wella on her ever since .. and now I'm creating a lil drama btwn us so it wont gt boring cos we've not quareled before.. we havnt talked since and I don't chat her up wen I see her only or reply her mesgs.. (she's been d one doin 90% of the calling and texting )..
so after not talking for days now she has asked this dreaded question and I don't wanna fùck up with a woozy answer.. she said.. "what really am I to you?".. please help me answer it and possibly futher advice me on it.. thanks

she asked me the questiom online on facebok

Obiomon:
whenevr you see her again or whenever she calls or bring up that same question ask her like this "what really do you think you are to" she might say am asking you or something else demanding your reply.. Just smile and her and tell her that you were trying to find out same thing by consulting the oracles then she called a particular day (just mentioned a day she called and be precise, if you want though) that she den interupted the flow (please smile when saying these and make sure you say it in a funny way so you won't look stupid or insane lol) and tell her you con go consult the oracle if she brings 3 big yellow elephant and a chicken with beards ( call any of them that comes to your mind and make sure they don't exist that way just as I gave you those examples) saying all these she going to laugh or smile or what ever but if she doesn't she's not human though lol

funny enough this is going to trigger her attraction/connection with u and make her come closer to you...



Actually this is what I wot would do if I was in your shoes , I hopoe its aii though, since harddon isn't replying any of us , that's why I had to share what I think would fix should diff situations ... I hope I made sense though HARDDON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Were are you ooooooooo

lol nice tips bro.. but she asked me onlinen on facebook ..not physically.. does it still imply onlline?

this has to be the BEST marriage advice ever.. married pipus have you head

boss harddon. one of my girls just asked me one of the questions I dunno how to answer.. I've been using dese tips wella on her ever since .. and now I'm creating a lil drama btwn us so it wont gt boring cos we've not quareled before.. we havnt talked since and I don't chat her up wen I see her only or reply her mesgs.. (she's been d one doin 90% of the calling and texting )..

so after not talking for days now she has asked this dreaded question and I don't wanna fùck up with a woozy answer.. she said.. "what really am I to you?".. please help me answer it and possibly futher advice me on it.. thanks

ilegend the boss.. I respect you and greatest harddon.. yoy guys have really taught me a lot.. I'm now getting better myself..thanks you two

but please answer this for me..

one of my girls just asked me one of the questions I dunno how to answer.. I've been using dese tips wella on her ever since .. and now I'm creating a lil drama btwn us so it wont gt boring cos we've not quareled before.. we havnt talked since and I don't chat her up wen I see her only or reply her mesgs.. (she's been d one doin 90% of the calling and texting )..


so after not talking for days now she has asked this dreaded question and I don't wanna fùck up with a woozy answer.. she said.. "what really am I to you?".. please help me answer it and possibly futher advice me on it.. thanks

I've thought of this too.. the pictures we hang and carry about is of a human being.. I believe Jesus is omni and he will show himself to you in whatever form you believe him to be in... who even came up with the idea that Jesus is white sef.. it all matters in what you believe in. okay bye