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dollyjoy:
Nothing can be done about it,i will only get angry and let go after sometime.

Targaeryian:
It cant happen

Cutehector:
lol is dat the shape of vaseline cream? Dats nivea jor...

RexKexMilann:
Bro, there are so many things that you need to increase in your life.

Are you satisfied with the amount in your bank account? Are you satisfied with the level of intellectual ability you possess? Are you content with the number of persons you have impacted positively? Are you happy with the state you're currently in?

You see, my friend? There are so many things you can increase in life. A dickk should be the last on the list (that is if it is supposed to be on the list).

A lady who was destined to love you will love you eventually, The size of your dickk notwithstanding.

Cutehector:






Roff has blinded a lot of guys..



Especially me.. somebody told me dat if I end up falling in love eh, Chei.. dah I will zuzu




And it's damn tru.

menstrualpad:
really? what of ma own ke?

menstrualpad:
she is so unmarriageable that even a whiteman dumped her sorry ass....now she's adding stinginess...

smellingmenses:
answer da question thinkdip, PreshyG, AmenJoan, Surfboard, beautifulage....


come back n contribute

Julianyao:
You no well?

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HARDDON:
Ouch! NLjona! I've told u to forget it if u aint gono garnish cocky with been funny! U sound like tout on d first Eg n u wud end up drawing hatred from her instead of attraction!

This is how u shld rather spin it:

1) Did ur friend lock u out?

2) Or lean forward n whisper into her ears thus:, r u having bf issues?

3) Or did someone just finished a hawt session ?

wit a knowing smile n a whisper ( u must read read her mood b4 ever swinging like this)

If she smiles n ask why u said that,

Look @ her face n say, well my fiancee always forget making up after a hawt romp. She forgets her pants, wears her bra inside out n get drowsy. . ( why swing like this? Well it makes them wano have u!)


2) response to d second one: because u luk pale n lost, forget him lets get married now so u pay him back!

Or say, well if I was the one, u can't get angry no matter what. Know why?
If she says no, tell her this is not the place nor time, collect her phone, dailnur number n off u go as u tell her to call u if she really wano find out!

1) say , did u look @ d mirrow b4 balling out? Make some faces

HARDDON:
Talking to ladies with respect in this sense means kissing up to her, u nid not do that.

Infact, this is d best time to make fun of her in a cocky way!

Lets say u work in a bank n u just fancy some cust, when she hands over her dirty chk book, u can say: wow, this chk book have overcomed many trails n travails in ur hands!
Kindly apply for a fresh one b4 I attend to u!

Ehmm, u shld know, I hate bankers , they copied my skills without referring to me appropriately !


Imagine a fine gel wanting to withdraw money after filling d drawer slip, this idiat of a banker authoritately tells her to write her number behind d slip n sign , can u imagine that?

Authoritatively telling her to hand him her number d way I've been doing cockily n funnily

HARDDON:
We rarely appologise, we rarely use d weak word " sorry", whether u r right or wrong, cockily put the blame on her and funnily punish her!

Men don't go back on their words. Learn to be consistent.

Don't add until way after she discovers that u blocked her and make sure u use d response line I gave up there or fashion another with that idea

peerless0012:
Hey HARDDON, you are the real man here.. I love the way you dish out those drills in succinct and practical manner. Have read many tips on Nairaland here, yours stand out. More mb to your phone/laptop, more kitty to you Jrod, or more grease to your elbow lol.
Just wanna share a little testimony after I read your drill from page to page.

There are some babes I added on wassup randomly about three weeks ago. (Two of them are nairalanders I don't care if they get to read this anyway. I'm going to share my experience with one.
As usual conversation starter, I sent her a "hello " message and waited for her replied.. Seconds ran into minutes, minutes to hours and hours to days no reply from her..I persisted and sent her another one; as usual, she read and gnored without replying. then third time, same happen again, all in two weeks. So, I got tired and gave up.

Then I came by your drills here and decided to give it a try even though I'm no longer interested in the babe.

Now this is what I did differently:
I first scrutinize her dp to see what I can use to get her attention.. I noticed she is damn pretty, damn hot to give evn a g*y a hard on. Then I also noticed she was not wearing any earrings or apply make-up. So, I settled for the latter as a tool to get her attention.
So, I sent this message: "lol@dp... Are you an SU".. I sent this message 'cos I reasoned that she must have post that pics just to show the world that she is still hot without women accessories and not to be seen as an SU.
I could not believe my eyes, within microseconds she replied!
She said in pidgin " who you be?" I let out a grin and as quick as possible I came up with another line.. I waited for some minutes before I replied (now I'm the boss; she is now the one anticipating).. " I'm one of your numerous boyfriends you have been drooling over " was my replied.. She laughed! I could not believe my eyes, so I could be this funny. Then jokingly she replied " Lmao... Show me your identity joor" then I replied: " so faint is your memory... So you forget so quick the guy you had a fling with sometimes ago... Think through, when you figure out, get back to me... Gat to go now, got piles of work on my desk."

She laughed again and since then she has been flooding me with messages...I'm just here laughing feeling like a boss...
All thanks to your drills

More testimonies to come...

pucelle:
Start vigil so you won't birth female kids too.

and don't forget to marry your fellow man

BeeBeeOoh:
As I promised myself & God that nothing will make me lay my hands on my woman, God please help the man that will lay his hands on my sister.




God Please Help Him In Jesus Name..AMEN!!

HARDDON:
Btw dude, dude, u cant divorce sassy n funny, it makes u sound up like a jack a33 ( Jerk) .....cocky is the hit, funny is the soothening effect. One without the other is terrible. Have u read the stories of rats eating human legs @ night? It has it that when rats go eating underneath ur feet while u r sleeping, they soothe the effect by blowing on it kul breeze.

They chew at it a bit, then blow the kul air and the process repeats its self. They blow the kul air so their chewing on ur leg, doesn't wake u........

Don't know how true, but that is the story.

So that is same principle u deploy when with ladies, burst their balls( chew) garnish with funny(blow kul air)

She was kinda annoyed wen u told her u didn't like her pixz. U shld know that b4 a lady uses a pix on her dp, her praise singers( nice wussbag guys) wud have told her she was hawt, sexy, homely or some other wacky praise they sing.... She wants more praise by putting it up there but here u came bursting her pseudo ego castle!


don't ever go that direct again unless ofcos the one that u have so killed with attraction that no matter what u say or do, she just laugh over it.

Instead, tell her " this ur dp is extra special but I have seen way beta pixs of u, what happens to those one ?


Or say : is ur monthly sister around? If she ask why? U say: this dp looks like she is around.!"

See? She wud naturally change it without u saying any other word.

If men knew their way with words around women, they wud even blow oloshos for free! I'm not saying I've tried it ohh. Hahaha


On a serious note guys , avoid these kinda gurls no matter what if u wano really build up ur self in this terrain ! Lions don't eat dead meat. Where is the challenge if u can just walk in, pay , do n walk out! What sorts of life is that?

Avoid cheap fud Yuck!
Go after ur meat like the lion.

As u grow, u got to have standards and any Lady that don't meet those high standards, isnt worth it, u FRIENDZONE them and use them as target practice

Yea, Boss Ball!

HARDDON:
F'ing Gud? That sounds like one of them epic lines I get a lot after a crazy hawt round!

NevetsIbot:
lol. Hardon's your main teacher for now. But you're doing good...... Atleast you got her smilling in front of her phone. Cheers mate.

NevetsIbot:
smooth!!!!! Just smooth... The teasing no reach sha o... For me niyen