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Romance › Re: [PHOTO] Caityln Jenner Wants You To Meet Her Dad by NLjona(m): 4:00pm On Jul 12, 2016

just negodu...pesin fada

on behalf of my I and my goons I donate one comment to op..

Romance › Re: by NLjona(m): 10:07am On Jul 12, 2016

ilegend we dey wait naw.. pls kontinu the stowii ..
thanks

Romance › Re: by NLjona(m): 11:20pm On Jul 09, 2016

ilegend continie the story naw.. its becoming boring.. no offence

Celebrities › What You Didn't Know About Lady Kwali (the Woman In The N20 Note) by NLjona(op): 7:50pm On Jul 09, 2016

This is Ladi Kwali (1925 - 1984),

the woman on the Nigeria N20 note. She was born in the village of Kwali, Gwari region of Northern Nigeria, where pottery was a common occupation among women.

She was so skilled that her work became known inEurope, Britain and America. In the late 1950s and early 1960s, her work was displayed in London at the Berkeley Galleries.

She became Nigeria's best-known potter, was awarded a doctorate and was made MBE in 1963 despite not having a formal education.

God Bless Nigeria

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Education › Re: 18 Photos Graduates And Undergraduates Can Relate To by NLjona(m): 8:40pm On Jul 08, 2016

lol.. chai.. God bless our admission hustle oo.. I don tire for this people *in phyno's voice*

Celebrities › Re: Have You Seen A Lady With This Kind Of Sexy Figure Before? by NLjona(m): 1:57am On Jul 08, 2016

is it just me or does anybody see it asif she's wearing a big condom?

Celebrities › Re: Jhene Aiko Openly Cheating On Her Nigerian Husband (pics) by NLjona(op): 11:39pm On Jul 06, 2016

bellenornor:
Don't think she's cheating. But the oda pic sha looks like she's got mosquito legs

Celebrities › Re: Jhene Aiko Openly Cheating On Her Nigerian Husband (pics) by NLjona(op): 11:36pm On Jul 06, 2016

praizeblog:
Photoshop.......

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Celebrities › Re: Jhene Aiko Openly Cheating On Her Nigerian Husband (pics) by NLjona(op): 11:30pm On Jul 06, 2016

Jadekitana2:
is this real? I doubt it.

I did doubt it too..until I did a lil reserch (amebo grin

) and found out its true

Celebrities › Jhene Aiko Openly Cheating On Her Nigerian Husband (pics) by NLjona(op): 11:21pm On Jul 06, 2016

Rapper Big Sean and R&B singer Jhene Aiko are officially a couple. The two have been dancing around the issue for months, but last week at Powerhouse they made it official when they started KISSING on stage.

We’re happy for these two, but SAD for Jhene’s husband Dot DA Genius. You see, he and Jhene orchestrated this whole “fake relationship” with Big Sean, which was a ploy to sell albums.But the “fake relationship” turned real, and Dot ended up getting DUMPED. her husband's real Nigerian name is oladipo omishore
not suprised sha... celebrity marriages been crashing since 2000B.C

source: http://talkmuzik.com/jhene-aiko-cheating-nigerian-husband-publicly-big-sean-photos/

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Romance › Re: >>>lis Of Old Skul Bigboys Camera Pose by NLjona(m): 8:39am On Jul 06, 2016

at least they weren't posing with nakid bwests or twerk style or toilet pose or after sex pics or team no bra and pant pics or those devilish makeup transformation pics to deceive men ..

these were the only kind of pics you'll see in those days. apart from ceremonial or celebration pics.. but nowadays all we see as pics are either all what i mentioned above or dead people pics or grusome accident pics.. just imagine where we have come to be.. and think about how the future will be.. God bless the old days.

am out!!

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NLjona(m): 1:46am On Jul 04, 2016

boss please post tips on making them wana come over always....thanks..I really wanna master it.. thanks in advance

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NLjona(m): 11:40pm On Jul 02, 2016

HARDDON:
#BossBall

Btw, this is not a game! Eriz a way of LIFE to those who gets it.

Game wear off with too much wine.... This Culture trails on tru trials n travails , tru space, tru time n itz passed on to a chosen few

I get it boss... no disrespect intended.. please drop some hot tactics on making them wanna come over always.. amd I know I gats flake them off . I just wanna get the flows.. thanks

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NLjona(m): 11:34pm On Jul 02, 2016

HARDDON:
Yea, sure!

Always give ladies the pleasure of missing u ( sendless) while guys go drooling with green bloodz wishing they were u!
Thinking to them selves, how can just one guy be so blessed with all these creamy chicks n he doesn't even send them, yet they keep coming back?

They know the idiate isn't faithful to them n they wudnt just stop!

boss.. another thing I wanna really master is how to make them always wanna come over .. you know Na.. hehe.. pleqse drop some smokinh hot tactics... thanks a lot

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NLjona(m): 11:26pm On Jul 02, 2016

HARDDON:
Yea, sure!

Always give ladies the pleasure of missing u ( sendless) while guys go drooling with green bloodz wishing they were u!
Thinking to them selves, how can just one guy be so blessed with all these creamy chicks n he doesn't even send them, yet they keep coming back?

They know the idiate isn't faithful to them n they wudnt just stop!

boss balls!! I swear the feeling is awesome.. I'm already planning to teach my lil bro all I know about the game and more once he reaches 16.. because I can't be like this and allow girls take my cute bro for granted.. hope u get wink

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NLjona(m): 9:32pm On Jul 02, 2016

HARDDON:
Gee u handled it very maturedly I must confess! Bravo!

And that same matured logic is what u should apply to ur question!

If it ain't broken , don't fix it.
It is obvious she enjoys ur company more than his boring , needy weak a33, wonder why u 'r spilling question beans.

She give u ur respect, ur space and some lovey dovey, why break ur head ?
Not like she is ur only.......
He wud soon naturally drive her towards u cos of jealousy . just live ur life n meet others!

See? #BossLife

thanks boss.. I thought about it this way too. why bother myself?.. thanks.. I've not been complaining about girls issues like before I meet this thread cos I've steped up my game bit time.. thanks boss for ever creating this thread and all.. God bless

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NLjona(m): 7:30pm On Jul 02, 2016

HARDDON:
Why did he tell u that? Is it to warn u off her or ....?
And what info was he in quest of?

I don't know the purpose but he said he was talking to her and she was absent minded chatting with me.. and that he colected her phone and saw our chats.. Im sure he wanted to know if I'm dating her.. because he asked if I'm courting her.. I just told him to go and ask her that since she's his "gf" that she'll know better.that I can't start beefing a guy over a girl because its childish.. so what should I do about this? I havnt brought up the topic btwn me and her cos I don't wanna kill the attraction and rappor with tension.

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NLjona(m): 1:42pm On Jul 02, 2016

HARDDON:
The greatest secret of all if u must be a pro in this terrain, is ability to think on your feet n

1) respond to situations with the right mix of wit n fun. Always armed with the right fun answer.

2) respond to questions with just the right answers garnished with idontsend u attitude wit fun.

3) take in her surrounding n spin web without moving a fine muscle

4) know when to drift into reality if it is a r/ship u want n talk real without letting ur guards down , without letting emotions rule u. This is not for newbies

5) know when to be serious n when to cut off

6) study the typa gurl n get her a lil room in ur life to prove herself....always give room to them

In summary, know when to play, hold back, laid back, what to say, how to say it, when to punish n how , master d art.

BOSS PLEASE REPLY ME..I've been waiting

sometin else have happend oo. one guy was chatting me up and told me he's one of my chick's bf.. and I didn't out any info to him cos it might be someone playing me to know something.... but if its true.. what should I do.. to her, not the guy. I dont wanna tell her cos I don't wanna sound asif I gat sumtin for her.. I plan is to make her go head over heels not to loose me due to d fact that I've know she has a guy... cos thia girl gbadu me die

Romance › Re: My Funny Experience. Haha by NLjona(m): 12:50pm On Jul 02, 2016

chai op u wiked oo...

maybe you want the odolondolo too thats why you don't want to leave wink

or are you jealous?? huh

Romance › Re: See My Recreational Handwork (pictures) by NLjona(m): 12:47pm On Jul 02, 2016

nice works op

but why you come do my club own jagajaga naw (Manchester) angry

Romance › Re: Improve Your Dating Game Here.! See Inside. by NLjona(m): 3:41pm On Jun 30, 2016

Boss please reply me

boss.. sometin happend oo. one guy was chatting me up and told me he's one of my chick's bf.. and I didn't out any info to him cos it might be someone playing me to know something.... but if its true.. what should I do.. to her, not the guy. I dont wanna tell her cos I don't wanna sound asif I gat sumtin for her.. I plan is to make her go head over heels not to loose me due to d fact that I've known she has a guy... cos this girl gbadu me die.. and we've been running tins since

thanks in advance

Romance › Re: Vaseline Crew Meet Your Mentor And What He Actually Used Vaseline To Do by NLjona(op): 9:26am On Jun 30, 2016

Vizkizzy:
Bro this is not how to toast women in public, come up with a better conversation

I just dey look am since

Romance › Vaseline Crew Meet Your Mentor And What He Actually Used Vaseline To Do by NLjona(op): 9:48pm On Jun 29, 2016*

to the vaseline crew....vaseline can be used to do so many things apart. from stroking odolondolo grin

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Romance › Re: This love chat made me cry.. by NLjona(m): 1:02am On Jun 29, 2016

just negodu!!..
NEXT

PLEASE!!.

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NLjona(m): 12:17am On Jun 29, 2016

boss Harddon am still waiting on your reply ..

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NLjona(m): 10:07pm On Jun 28, 2016*

Boss Harddon please reply me

boss.. sometin else have happend oo. one guy was chatting me up and told me he's one of my chick's bf.. and I didn't out any info to him cos it might be someone playing me to know something.... but if its true.. what should I do.. to her, not the guy. I dont wanna tell her cos I don't wanna sound asif I gat sumtin for her.. I plan is to make her go head over heels not to loose me due to d fact that I've know she has a guy... cos this girl gbadu me die..

cc ilegend harddon help me out

Romance › Re: TRUE OR False?..how White Ladies Compliment Thier Boo Vs Naija Ladies by NLjona(op): 4:53pm On Jun 28, 2016

ronald4ever:
Please recast the question to "am I silly or not"? And the answer is a sonorous yes.

Romance › TRUE OR False?..how White Ladies Compliment Thier Boo Vs Naija Ladies by NLjona(op): 4:44pm On Jun 28, 2016

LISTEN!!!!!
This is how White gals praise their lovers :

"HE IS CUTE, LOVELY, SO HANDSOME AND ROMANTIC"

.

And this is how an African gal will praise her lover :

"THE GUY HAS MONEY, HE HAS HIS OWN HOUSE, HE EVEN WORKS IN AN OFFICE , HE DRIVES HIS OWN CAR.... HIS MOTHER DIED, HE EVEN HAS NO SISTERS..
.

TRUE OR FALSE?? grin

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NLjona(m): 2:11pm On Jun 28, 2016

HARDDON:
Well, u still don't know what to say yet, how to say it n u r still afraid of her reduction .

Y shld I waste my words of wisdom?

boss.. sometin else have happend oo. one guy was chatting me up and told me he's one of my side chick's bf.. and I didn't out any info to him cos it might be someone playing me to know something.... but if its true.. what should I do.. to her, not the guy. I dont wanna tell her cos I don't wanna sound asif I gat sumtin for her.. I plan is to make her go head over heels not to loose me due to d fact that I've know she has a guy... cos thia girl gbadu me dia and I've been eatting her forgiven fruit.. hehe.

Romance › Re: Wuld You Allow Ur Mum To Reduce Ur Food Money Just To Employ This House Maid? by NLjona(m): 9:50pm On Jun 27, 2016

Lykar:
Dude she is a girl oo so no bother

no wonder

Romance › Re: Wuld You Allow Ur Mum To Reduce Ur Food Money Just To Employ This House Maid? by NLjona(m): 12:20pm On Jun 27, 2016

Greene66:
She is not attractive. And op you must be a kid

and you must be a robot angry

Romance › Re: What She Ask Me Today. by NLjona(m): 12:05pm On Jun 27, 2016

op stay there dey deceive yoursef while she forks another bad guy... she asked that question to sense jealousy or insecurity in you.. and she got what she wanted.. if its me she asked ill turn the table and simply tell her.

" then you'll be loosing this sexy and fun guy to another girl.. who has more arss and boobies.. *wink* "

op she will straighten up when you don't show any sign of jealousy at all.. show her that there are many pussay in the river.

one advice..

NEVER

TRUST.

GIRLS angry

get as many girls as possible at ur beck and call.. and watch her crave for your attention.. #TeamPlayers
#FuckLove

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