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how i entered this thread expecting to see trash

DanPel:
NOVICE SPOTTED

i no b novice o.. the post no get any chance to reach aso rock but you don dey claim ftc already..

DanPel:
Truth be told,when a lady truely loves you,my brother you've made a big achievement,just keep investing...
FTC,dedicated to every 2ru lovers in this house.

no be only ftc na fct

ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=#ff9999]1. Be sexy . Op ,is a liar u need 2 be this or at least half way decent
If u ain't ether ,at least make yerself presentable in dress and grooming.

2.Be Nice . Some men are freaking jerks 2 a chick the want. She will remember

3.Don't flirt around .
No territorial chick wants 2 see u with other women even if u ain't her's. [/color]

na bro zone you don enter so oo

conductor dropping dey here abeg!!

*modified*

i just knw say this thread go reach aso rock..

so you left all the girls in benin ,carried your two legs and enter nairaland ... you have mind oo.. my friend dump that girl nd look around ur domot you will see girls wey set pass her sef.. imagine

EternalTruth:
hypocrite so na only Sunday you sabi keep yourself holy
what about other days??
shu na for Sunday only where Jesus go come??

laff.. I'm just trying to keep the Sabbath day holy.. dassol

Towncrier007:
you too spoil

lol see pot calling kettle black

EternalTruth:
I don try locate the g spot tire with those tactics e no still work.
that place dey so hard to find

its nt that hard to find na.. its located at the roof of the puna ... it feels like a small seed ,something like dat... abeg today na Sunday i no wan talk too much bad tins

that's where the spot is

na so i finger one girl her pussy smell for my finger for like 3days upon immense washing!!

oyatmicah:
14.

lol funny enough i still have these in my house perfectly working. bt i never reach to marry ..oluwa provide a boo oo *in adekunle's voice*

but op i dont sleep after zex

choi... Muslim girls dey fine sha

see problem!!..so make I no fagi again cos of pussay??.. kuku cari your pussay and go and fork ursef

op warrisdis rompu yansh am seeing :/

I lovit!!.. make I park here first

conductor dropping dey abeg

Obiomon:
Why you de always say that same thing every time,like what does it mean sef

haha I dey drop enter thread na.. cos I smell FP from afar..if you live in PH you will understand what I mean

this is exactly few tips guys should learn.. Op u try.. I trowey wig for you

op warrisdis

lol i fuvking love this sh!t !!

Conductor dropping dey abeg!!!
..
I say dropping dey!!!

saw this online and decided to share it...
very inspiring!

legooooo!!


*If korede Bello didn't play his guitar via you tube, don jazzy wouldn't have noticed him and sign him up.
*If iyanya didn't go to the audition for project fame, he wouldn't have been on the show how much more emerging the winner.
*If akpororo sat at home and didn't come out to Crack jokes, AY wouldn't have noticed him.
*If Tonto dike wasn't on the reality TV show "the next movie star" In the year 2005. Her talent might have gone un noticed
*If Yemi alade didn't go to the audition for peak talent show in the year 2009, she wouldn't have been on the show, how much more emerging the winner.
*If oresegun olumide didn't post pictures of his art work on his Facebook page, his arts won't go viral to the extent CNN acknowledged it..
*If Ronaldo or Messi has never ever kicked a football, no one would noticed they are good at it
*If music producer k solo didn't notice patoranking talent at ebute meta and brought him to his studio, timaya wouldn't have met him there
.
Destiny as people may call it but there is always a take offpoint for every destiny.
Some folks might have called them jobless at one point
.
For korede Bello, oresegun and many others, social media was their take offpoint.
You can be whatever
Go for that audition,upload your arts don't hide them , tell your stories, Crack your jokes, flaunt your sweet voice
.
The world is already a global village, social media and technology has taken over.
Seize the opportunity to do your thing.

hope you were inspired!!.. if not.. na only God go fit cure your case..

Have a nice weekend

you guys should give him a break naw!!!.. what if he's truly a doctor ...don't mind us we are used to scammers so we tend to be very vigilante as you can see.. so here is my question

what is the best and fastest way to get rid of my acne vulgaris naturally?

chai... dun worry I will soon join you guys and celebrate my own... I just pray I get admitted without stress.. I know I will... I love uniuyo die!!!..

akan smell fp!! conductor dropping dey abeg!!


I say dropping dey!!

akan smell fp!! conductor dropping dey abeg!!


I say dropping dey!!

akan smell fp!! conductor dropping dey abeg!!


I say dropping dey!!

lmao. chai you wil not kee me yahh..


Conductor dropping dey abeg...


I say dropping dey!!!!

this is awesome.. made me do some maths work I havnt done for a long time and kinda like maths now sha.. ope thanks you vewi Morch..



conductor dropping dey abeg..


I say dropping dey!!!!

Obiomon:
na you forget me pass

lol...I usually tell them.. "you made me forget you naw".. and they will be like "what did I do?"... bam!!!.. rappor don start!!

ill kill it with.. "why won't I 4gt u wen the last time we met u nearly raped me.. u were jst using ur eyes to browse through my internet.. you think m that cheap?"


or you can answer with.. ' you're forming toosh Na.. me too ill form toosh for you.. you think m that cheap?..you know there is sumtin u did sha.."

she ll be like.. "what did I do".. Rappor created!!!.. spinning mode activated!!