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Romance / Re: One Secret To Last As Long As You Want In Bed by NLjona(m): 8:54pm On Nov 22, 2017
xynerise:

Or just think about your dead relatives grin
Lmao you need brain cleanser i swear �������
Romance / Re: One Secret To Last As Long As You Want In Bed by NLjona(m): 8:52pm On Nov 22, 2017
DeadRat:
All These Is Too Much Talk... When She Gives You Mouth Gig, reverse cowgirl/ cowgirl, Just Chew a Gum and See The Wonders of Lastin Long...

True, chewing gum is another way to distract the brain
Romance / One Secret To Last As Long As You Want In Bed by NLjona(m): 2:33pm On Nov 22, 2017
Most guys will be too lazy to read this that's why your gfs will keep cheating on you.

Ill be straight to the point..
Its simple, Just take a piss!!

I used to be Like you, yes you. Searching all over Google to find ways to last longer than 10 secs on bed. But with time and alot o practice and research, ive realised that is all about understanding your body and knowing what works for you ..

There are so many ways to last as long as you want, but ill only explain the methods i use (find out the rest joor don't be lazy). I hope it helps.

Firstly lasting long in bed doesn't mean from the moment you penetrate till you cum. It has to do with other factors like pre-intimacy, taking breaks to just talk and the rest. So get that thought off your 1 minute head before you proceed

Okay while you're both heated up and chemistry flows and you start kissing and undressing. Continue with pre-intimacy for at most 20mins, if done right trust me she'll be the one begging for the dick to drill the hole.

What guys don't understand is that a lot of pressure builds up around your pelvic region and if you penetrate too fast your beans will done in 5 seconds.. So here is what i do.

Secretly use style and tell her that you feel pressed, go to the bathroom and urinate, force some urine out even if you're not pressed. It will greatly reduce the pressure on your dick and pelvic you will even feel free there.

Now go back and continue work.. You can penetrate now wear a condom at first round it will help reduce the sensation, and start slow and deep, secondly it trains your brain to get used it so when you penetrate second round without condom. You won't feel too sensitive and can last as long as you want.

Ok now you've known my secret. Im not boasting o but if i cab train myself to cum at will.. So can you. Go on and make her scream "i love you" while you're banging her like a lion you are

P. S.. I got more secrets, talk to me on whatsapp if you dare 08182349965
Sports / Re: FG Gifts Nigeria Women’s Basketball Team 1M Each Over Victory - Pictures by NLjona(m): 1:41pm On Nov 22, 2017
kaykhalie:
Hey Guys.Vote for your own girl i was nominated for two awards in the JEAawards


#best female rapper

#best performing act

kindly use use this link to vote for me click

KAY_KHALIE

http://www.jtownclusterng.com/jeawards-2017-voting/0/

follow me on instagram.....kay_khalie


I go vote for you only because you be my spec
Romance / Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend At Shoprite In Ibadan (Photos) by NLjona(m): 11:52am On Jun 22, 2017
9 years??... chai only God knows how many priks she has banged behind him..
Romance / Re: Do You Believe In True Love ? by NLjona(m): 9:01am On Jun 19, 2017
fork that word LOVE.. its only through God one can experience true love. human love is based on what both parties can benefit from each other, when the well is dried up.... you know the rest.
#TeamFuckboys
Romance / Re: Controversial New S*x Position Men Are Refusing To Try Out by NLjona(m): 8:10am On Jun 19, 2017
i'm definately trying this out!!!!

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Interested in Handmade Exquisite Paper Craft And Art?? by NLjona(m): 11:35am On Jun 16, 2017
these are beautiful!!
Crime / Re: The Exploits Of Notorious Kidnapper, Evans by NLjona(m): 1:13pm On Jun 11, 2017
LAND FOR SALE
Crime / Re: The Exploits Of Notorious Kidnapper, Evans by NLjona(m): 1:13pm On Jun 11, 2017
see his head like foreign coconut

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Romance / Re: Eight Ways To Live A Good Life (8) Things To Carry Like A Crate Of Egg: by NLjona(m): 12:03pm On May 25, 2017
HARDDON:
HOw about my Brain n my D1ck?

My Brain : you already know it houses my fine mind.

My D1ck: how wud i be able to raise an Empire of great Minds?

laff... boss. always reppin

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Romance / Re: Asian Bride In Traditional Edo Attire As She Weds Nigerian Man (Photos) by NLjona(m): 1:13pm On Apr 29, 2017
Joshrob:
i beg make una nor vex for my question..
where is her breast?...
asians dont have bwest naw
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: My Archive (kalejaye O. T. Artworks) by NLjona(m): 2:34am On Mar 23, 2017
I've been using grid to gain accuracy in drawing but I haavnt been able to utilise it properly since I learned it myself and no one to help me elaborate on it.. help me out if you can..thanks
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Drawing Vs Picture by NLjona(m): 2:14am On Mar 23, 2017
Bro you're good.. 9/10
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: My Biro Sketch Of A Fulani Lady by NLjona(m): 10:57am On Feb 15, 2017
Tissytee:
Very dangerous even in pix

laff.. wiked geh grin
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Realistic Pencil Drawing Of A Lady By Me by NLjona(m): 8:12am On Feb 11, 2017
Nbote:
Wat happened to her forehead and lips..

its called highlights.. where light hits the image
Celebrities / Help A Nairalander Win An Award.. I Know You Can!! by NLjona(m): 5:39pm On Feb 06, 2017
Guys my label DCMG just got nominated at the Outstanding Students Choice Awards (OSCAR AWARDS) as best male clique and Best student artiste, to vote Follow the link and click the code CMP to vote DCMG as best student Artiste and the code EOD to vote us as Best male Clique, we really need your Votes to bring this one home and I believe we can do it.

CMP for #BestStudentArtist

EOD for #BestMaleClique

God bless y'all as u vote and support the movement #DCMG

here's the voting link

http://nigerianoscar.com/vote
Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NLjona(m): 1:48pm On Jan 31, 2017
Nairaboi:
This one is a big shit i think might just get me carried away. Am attracted in a very special way to this woman(she is married) has a baby boy for the hubby, she is really into me, but i don't know if towing the line of a married woman is advisable? One fay i sent her a text "how are you doing sweetheart, don't know why you hate me this much, but just know that you are always on my mind. She now replied "Haba! anyone who said i hate you is a liar,wished she met me before she got married".
if i don't call her within two days, she will buzz my phone and say i have forgotten her. I have never really contemplated having "body contact" with her. What am i suppose to do to break her defenses, and how do i go about such a task(based on married young lady parole)

Cc.HARDDON
OKWYPASCAL
OBIOMON
NLJONA
LORDZERO
USTEC et al all the bosses. . .

stay away from another man's wife if you dont wanna die young.. i wont say anything on this

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Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NLjona(m): 1:43pm On Jan 31, 2017
peterpen:
Hello real gee in tha house, How do u spin fun answers when a girl ask how u got her number, without telling her how u really got it.....

Cc.HARDDON
OKWYPASCAL
OBIOMON
NLJONA
LORDZERO
USTEC

one of my favorites way is that i start by identifying her as someone else i know.. making it seem like a mistake.. lets say her name is sandra

me: faith!!. you're fucking up oo.. you promised me bday gift and you just disappeared like that.. if not for john that gave me your number

sandra: who's this

me: iffa spank ur skinny ass ehh.. asif you dont know

sandra: lols seriously i dont know!


(by now shes totally confused and captivated.. she will be replying your messages with the speed of light cos of the mystery,fun and tension you're creating)

me: emmm.. sorry whos this? (you're now the interviewer)

sandra: I'm sandra

me: oh!! my bad... ive told this boy to stop smoking expired weed he wee not listen..

sandra: lol no problem

me: ok duty calls.. gat to go ...we ll tlk later.. maybe

stop chatting with her even if youre online for like 3 or more days to create mystery nd suspense.. but not too long to kill it... some girls will be anticipating your message at this point.. if she messages you ...dont reply first.. form small jarey ..reply at your own time


hope it helps

harddon obiomon

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Adejumo Olayinka, 14-Year-Old Artist Draws Davido, Oyedepo, Kiss Daniel, Others by NLjona(m): 11:45pm On Jan 30, 2017
Adonis7:


There are a million Nigerians who can draw better.


However, the world doesn't recognize beautiful drawings but rather art works with good stories


An example is the work below which was sold for about $120m




You'll agree that it evidently lacks beauty

But then...






#Adonis7HasSpoken

ill name the painting... "LOST"
Foreign Affairs / Re: Petition To Prevent Trump UK State Visit Hits Over 560,000 Signatures by NLjona(m): 1:19pm On Jan 30, 2017
BermudaTriangle:



You are fooling yourselves. The signaturies will mainly be muslims and gays - the dregs of that society.
I won't be surprised if this move is being instigated by the fundamentalist and terrorist mayor of London.
The same people who campaigned for him from mosque to mosque to become mayor are behind this innocuos petition.
Tomorrow you may see them turn the cheek and start claiming freedom of blah, blah, blah.

guy you mumu oo.. ah swear.
if only you know what Trump's administration is causing in people's lives barely a month in power you nogo talk this bullsh!t
Foreign Affairs / Re: Petition To Prevent Trump UK State Visit Hits Over 560,000 Signatures by NLjona(m): 12:10am On Jan 30, 2017
CLICK ON THAT LINK AND REFRESH IT EVERY SECOND AND BE AMAZED AT HOW MANY PEOPLE HATE TRUMP PER SECOND.. 20marks

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: MY ART GALLERY (sculptures, charcoal portrait drawings) by NLjona(m): 3:10pm On Jan 29, 2017
you're doing great!! keep it up

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Art, Graphics & Video / Check Out This Stubborn Artwork by NLjona(m): 8:40pm On Jan 26, 2017
pencil art work of a nairalander based in port harcourt..

duration: 6 hours
medium: pencil on paper
title: the stubborn child ..lol

you contact him on 08182349965 if you live in ph and want to make new friends wink

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Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NLjona(m): 1:10am On Jan 25, 2017
HARDDON:


Hahaha!
Crazy twisted mallam! Where is that his antidote called NLJona?

Btw, d more u do this, d longer we go'n take on dis very drill

We waiting

Where is lordzero, kalatium n d rest?

i don land grin... where is that bad son of a good fada called obiomon?

i have gist for you guys!!.. I've discovered a fun way of making a girl think of you as the first thing immediately she wakes up.. ALWAYS!!!

I DEY COME MAKE I TYPE AM

boss harddon i have come to contribute my own little piece of my shiny blue balls too.....oya no they imagine am!! gay lk u! tongue
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: My 3d Sketch ( Ladder On The Wall ) by NLjona(m): 6:47pm On Jan 23, 2017
op nice one you try..
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Again, Who Said Street Art Is Vandalism?! by NLjona(m): 6:31pm On Jan 23, 2017
wow.. art is life!!..
shebi lalasticlala will not see this kind of posts o.. bt if it was Aunty this boobs or Aunty that sex tape.. he will use speed of amadioha to teleport it to aso rock..

#NairalandWhichWay??
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Pencil Portrait Of Lola OJ by NLjona(m): 6:23pm On Jan 23, 2017
wow this is amazing!! thumbs up op!!
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: See Amazing Drawing Of Donald Trump & Other Celebrities By A Nigerian by NLjona(m): 6:20pm On Jan 23, 2017
this is good, i like the trump . but op im confused!, is it digital painting or paint abi pencil
Romance / Re: The 5 Stages Of Relationship: Which Stage Is Yours At? by NLjona(m): 9:53am On Jan 18, 2017
lol this is true ... but naija girls rather die than to fit mess for thier bf
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Ladies This Stupid? by NLjona(m): 9:44am On Jan 18, 2017
"the condom is hurting me"... that's always what they say when you are hitting it hard and she's now in cloud9 and desperately want to taste it raw.. no mind all these things girls say, they love it raw pass guys.. believe

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