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ANTONINEUTRON:
Somehow. But Java Is Ideal

I'm currently learning python.. hope its still 'ideal'

Annapecky:
Really nid help...i have like 10guys currently...4 aboard,promising me marriage when the come back.and 6 in Nigeria but different states...but u know whats strange? i dont love any of dem..even d ones that send me money..i thought it was al pretence bt i found out dat i dont have emotions anymore..i could hurt sum1 2 day nd wont feel it...al dis i gues was caused by d hrtbrks i got at my tender age...d question is am i still human? wil i eva b in love?...tel ur experience if u have 2

I do experience this too.. I choose to become a player because I don't have emotions either.. due to hrtbrks as uve stated.. even upon the attention. from girls I'm even dating one now who is ready to. do anything ..I still don't know have feelings for them.. shit happuns

Gliterrati:
Orrh... DaKa

Orrh... Dah!! .. ka se DP mfo .. aunty shabalala

wow... oya lemme spread mat.. wake me when we get to the promise land

chai.. shebi you want to make me fall Abi dream about you this night bah... it weee not work oooo!!!







*dakadas outa thread *
zzzzzooooooooommmmmmmmm!!!!!!!

if this is true....











wwwooooooowwwwww!!!

tired of typing RIP...


God save us!!


as you read this you, your loved ones and families shall live long to declare the glory of God.. Amen

Gliterrati:
If Your Teacher For School Give You Test, You Dey Ask Am The Answer? Sssscommon dakada

lol teacher my ass... teacher wey dey drag answer with student.


*dakadaing outa thread*

Deaths evrywhere!!.. God please save your children.
so much death this month..

I pray that as you read this..you, your family and loved ones shall live long to declare the glory of God. Amen

what if I put on 3g what will happen?..

HARDDON:
Music blaring, we drank. After a while of my whispering things into her ears n her laughing wild, I told her to stand up n dance for me... She wasn't comfortable with that @ first, n I told her " r u always this boring or is my romantic aura making ur limps weak?" She made some sounds about workers , obviously she was worried that one of her subordinates or clients might walk in n see her ....n I told her " well , since the opinion of others matter more than my want, I gtg" . stood up, buttoned my jacket n she rush over to me saying "common, don't spoil the night, aiit , fine, I'd dance but u have to join me"

I wasn't having that ...my plans was to join her after a while then tell her to grind me as i sit down back

following....

HARDDON:
Whooohoooo!!!!!
U dont n
Not ur Biz? ( too harsh though)

always drive it home with humour gee.

U shloudnt have picked. Next time she wudnt 4 gt.

Or u should have told her : " oh well, I'm very busy right now.....some1 is working on jrod n I need to concentrate ... Bye

lol I thought so too sha (too harsh)
thanks for the tips.. there is also this new catch I got too.. ill keep u guys updated .. ..thanks.. I think m begening to master the chat and calls .. what I wanna improve more on is face to face .. still working on that

HARDDON:
@ bolded me likey! Nice, very nice! U stepping up so finely, so quickly!
Now that is attitude laced with humour! Punishment ( u wud njoy ) + homour



A lil suggestion though: next time, give her options to choose from instead of reducing d burden of d only option u gave.

N hey, ur starting line is not nice.

Instead of saying " clap for urself " like u were angry she flaked out( it was a privilege to fun u gave her n she blew it, u went ahead n had ur fun , who missed out ? Was it u? Ofcos not! She did miss out so paint it in such light ) ,make it a point to make her jelos n wish she had come along. Next time, she wud think twice b4 cacelling.

if u have to, list out the things she like as part of d fun u had which she missed. U can even add this new catch of urs into d mist.


This r some of the lines to use when a gurl flake out on u( u ignore the message, n go ahead with ur plans)

When u r done, wait until she contacts u with d apology : then u say:

You: No need for apologies, because I'm so glad u didn't show up, u wud hv spoilt this fine runzz for me.....

She: what run?

You : I met this fyn sweet a33 thing... We played bball, after that, we went to d movies, had some cream n now she has been calling me none stop ...... bla bla bla....add any line that wud make her jelos.. ( this is send less actitude ) ....

God help u, because the next thing u wud see is ur line blinking, she is calling .....

I live u to find a way tru the troubles I just put u in....

lol m glad m learning fast...yeah about the send less attitude.. I do tell her about unknown girls that call my line always..(seriously they do) I normwlly add it with humour.... bro I can't remember last I called this girl she has been calling since. on friday i told her to call me by 8pm bt she called by 11.. I picked and she was lk she forgot and I told her that's not my business that I told her 8pm and that I wanna sleep now.. then I hung up.. now I feel like d boss..thanks a lot

HARDDON:
Word of warning: some of u wud become pro with women by following these posts, but no matter how sleek u turn, no matter how pro u roll,
NEVER STICK UR JROD IN ANOTHER MAN'S WIFY! NEVER!

because from experience, married women connect quickly to these skills! N they r more Dangerously Expressive!
They wud tell u bluntly they want u ....that they wud take kare of u if u just agree to be their object of pleasure!
You r too big to be an object of pleasure! Besides, a woman, no matter her wealth, is nothing but a smallie, n shouldn't control ur life!


RUN LIKE JOSEPH! Cos this is the quickest way to Die YOUNG.

lol funny enough my name is JOSEPH...


*removes slippers*


zzzzooooooommmmmmmmmmmmm

boss pls reply me naw.. and give me more tricks and tips i need to know ..thanks

HARDDON.. been a while ireached here o.
but I have something to show you...
I went to my basketball game last saturday with
my catch (I don't like gf and bf as far as we are
doin the fuucckyy thing).. ok so we are suppose to
go today and she texted me this morning that she
woldnt make it.. as a sharp guy and from thing
I've learnt here I did this..
met her online and...
............................
She: hi
me: clap for yourself
she: but its not my fault na
me. yeah just know you've fuccked up. now you
have to make it up to me.
she. I'm sorry. ok what should I do?
me: first you ll treat me to something ill like, then
take me out and gimme a full body massage. if you
can't massage well then look for one fine girl to
do it... do that one first..
she: getting a fine girl to do massage will be a
problem. and the toosh place will take sometime.
me: okay lemme reduce it a little.. remove the
toosh place and replace that with.. 10mins lap
dance and 20mins French kiss.. no laugh ooo..u
see my teeth?
she: lol why are you like this now. okay no p Ill do
it.
me: good I have to go now. later
.......................
how did I do?.. any suggestions?

lol at first I didn't notice those guys where toys... funny.


she must be an Edo girl

ladyF:
Lol but which guy does this? Haba!

I do

ladyF:
Lol but which guy does this? Haba!

I do

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PROPHET..














I know some zombies will still come here and bash the man.. God will forgive them

Gliterrati:
Is Someone Daring Me?

mbok answer the quiz jarey ..you want to use style and change topic Abi ... your even my sister sef you still dey do anyhow..

HARDDON:
ouch! are you sure, u told us all there is? what xactly did u do? kindly say cos she sounds really pissd.

mehn! u gas to ignore her now. because her plan is to have u com beg her n in doing so, hand her ur balls so she can start manipulatin u.......we too big for that n we know beta.

start meetin/datin others(possibly her frnds) n rob it on her face. jealousy is always our last pot of missile

boss I posted something for you.. please check and advice .. thanks

HARDDON.. been a while ireached here o.
but I have something to show you...

I went to my basketball game last saturday with my catch (I don't like gf and bf as far as we are doin the fuucckyy thing).. ok so we are suppose to go today and she texted me this morning that she woldnt make it.. as a sharp guy and from thing I've learnt here I did this..


met her online and...
............................
She: hi

me: clap for yourself

she: but its not my fault na

me. yeah just know you've fuccked up. now you have to make it up to me.

she. I'm sorry. ok what should I do?

me: first you ll treat me to something ill like, then take me out and gimme a full body massage. if you can't massage well then look for one fine girl to do it... do that one first..

she: is this not too much?

me: too much? I don't think so...

she: getting a fine girl to do massage will be a problem. and the toosh place will take sometime.

me: okay lemme reduce it a little.. remove the toosh place and replace that with.. 10mins lap dance and 20mins French kiss.. no laugh ooo..u see my teeth?

she: lol why are you like this now. okay no p Ill do it.

me: good I have to go now. later
.......................


how did I do?.. any suggestions?

lol exactly what happened btwn me and my first gf.. after shes been preaching virginity.. she later said we should kpansh.. we kpanshed and I no see blood nothing.. I keep calm, enjoy the kpekus.. days later I slammed her for lieing .. Omo u need to see begging. she thought I was a fool for kpekus Abi love... broke up with her cos if she can have the higgi hagga to lie about virginity to her bf.. then there have to be so many things she must have lied about.. even our relationship sef must have been a lie ..




NEVER BELIEVE A GIRL WHO SAYS SHE'S A VIRGIN UNLESS YOU DON USE YOUR KORRO KORRO EYE SEE THE KPEKUS... thank me later

*I REP FRANK TILL 6ft*

wow and Its true ooo

Gliterrati:
Wrong Darling8)

Okay answer It then.. lemme see how smart u are

Nice guy alert!!!

things you need to do.
1. let her be.. like jx give her space.. no calls no text no visits whatsoever. if at all she contacts u flake her off

2. flirt with other girls .....in front of her if possible. be funny and cocky so as the girls will feel you. I prefer flirting with her friends direct.. trust me it will surely reach her ears.. she will bcome jealous(that's if she wants you) and starts crawling back to u

3. go out have fun .. with friends and people.. don't invite her.

4.. go out and meet other girls bro.. they are so many fishes in the river that deserve ur precious time.. you're acting needy and clingy towards her which is pushing her away.


lots more to do.. the gurus can help me out.. cc ilegend HARDDON

simple.. the answer is CASKET or COFFIN


*moonwalks outa thread*

guy that's how it is ever since..
what else? *in sakordie's voice*

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grayht:
He will just arrange another wedding immeditely..


#datsall

lol.. my nigga