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Romance / Re: Would You Consider Your Future Partner Must Be A Virgin? by nlofficial(m): 8:01am On Jan 08, 2013
Who still cares? Virginity is not dignity. Rather it is lack of opportunity. Seriously, does virginity determine a good wife?
Romance / Re: Why Women Do Not Date Nice Guys by nlofficial(m): 7:40am On Jan 08, 2013
@op, Are you being a mouthpiece for the bad boys or what? All you wrote are bunch of lies.

No girl will choose a bad guy over a good guy, unless she's also bad. That way, they fit in.

Again, a bad guy will 100% cheat on his girlfriend. Not that i'm trying to say a nice wouldn't cheat, but there are chances of the good guy not being a cheat unlike the bad guy.

Motto: Bad outside. Good inside. Be humane.
Politics / Re: No Going Back On Criminalizing Same-Sex Marriage In Nigeria – David Mark by nlofficial(m): 9:37pm On Jan 07, 2013
Same sex is criminal. No long talk.
Computers / Re: MTN Made Mistake For The First Time by nlofficial(m): 8:13pm On Jan 07, 2013
And you already blown it for yourself. In cases like this, you keep shut! Fact is MTN staffs do visit Nairaland.
Computers / NEW: I Think Glo Now Offer 16GB For 7,500 Naira. See Picture. by nlofficial(m): 5:51pm On Jan 07, 2013
Subscribed yesterday and when I checked balance today, I got this.

Romance / Re: I Am A Virgin At 31yrs by nlofficial(m): 10:33pm On Jan 06, 2013
You promised your parent and not God.
Go back to your parent, they will get you a girl since you cannot even woo one. It might just end up the oldschool way with you.
Politics / Re: Google Earth Pictures Of Locations In Nigeria by nlofficial(m): 6:41pm On Jan 06, 2013
J12:

I own eight plots of hand here.

A plot of Land Hand indeed.
Travel / Re: Pictures From Dana Air Inaugural Flight by nlofficial(m): 7:43am On Jan 05, 2013
Well, I believe it will be better to patronise Dana since the crashing of its plane is still recent. Who knows the next Airline to follow?

So I'll rather fly with Dana because they have received a wake up call from the last crash, it won't repeat itself come the next 5 years.
Romance / Re: I Want To Be A Player Noooooooooooooooow by nlofficial(m): 8:54am On Jan 04, 2013
You don't have be a player. That will consume your precious time and it's of no good at the end. You just need to wise up, learn not to part with your money on a girl.
Romance / Re: Is It Right To Cohabit In Skool? by nlofficial(m): 7:02am On Jan 04, 2013
^ But that's not the reason here as I see
Romance / Re: Your Candid Oppinion Please. by nlofficial(m): 6:55am On Jan 04, 2013
See this guy o, you won scatter house ni?

Dem suppose give you ana.l whipping since you be anus. You bushy thing!
Romance / Re: 11 Lines Guys Use To Get Sex From ladies by nlofficial(m): 6:05am On Jan 04, 2013
That's the problem with Nigerian girls. Where they see sex as one side affair and their pussi.es as their lives.

You don't need to say anything to her, sex should be enjoyed by both parties. I can't even stand it, Beg? Shyt!
Romance / Re: . by nlofficial(m): 5:57am On Jan 04, 2013
I don't know why you girls fail to get the message of this attention thingy. The man has proved himself at churning out time to be with you. Which obviously should tell your common sense that, this is a man that will always wanna be with me when he has the time. There is time for everything! Life is not a cinch! So you don't expect him to leave his job.
Romance / Re: Why Do Nice People Choose The Wrong People To Date... by nlofficial(m): 5:50am On Jan 04, 2013
I guess the OP is so devasted and dejected. Come back and edit your subject when you're back to your fits.
Romance / Re: Ladies Are Heartless by nlofficial(m): 5:30am On Jan 04, 2013
Curve4 small. Mine, in pursuit, I bought her BlackBerry Bold5, LG LCD TV, DVD and many more, including sending her money. Only for her to start telling me of her ex that she wants to go back to him. I fall maga big time. This is a world for the wicked. Be evul, nobody skips death, that's the ultimate, whether good or bad. Life ehn, why evuls?!
Romance / Re: Wat Ve U Ever Achieved From Boyfriend N Gurlfriend Relationship by nlofficial(m): 5:18am On Jan 04, 2013
People tend to go into relationship because of sex nowadays, so they end up broken hearted. A relationship which is aimed at sex will surely die within a short period of time. It's way, way beyond sex. That's for those who really understand life and want to share their feelings with someone they cherish and love. So if you're truly going into a relationship, it shouldn't be aimed at sex. Na that one them dey call Lust.
Romance / Re: Is It Right To Cohabit In Skool? by nlofficial(m): 5:07am On Jan 04, 2013
To cohabit in school, of course is a wrong thing. Even without asking, common sense should signal that.
Romance / Re: Is It Right To Cohabit In Skool? by nlofficial(m): 5:05am On Jan 04, 2013
Nasty-clown:


Till you see the other side of it grin

Lol. cheesy
Romance / Re: Can You Give Your Partner The Password To All Your Social Networks? by nlofficial(m): 4:21am On Jan 04, 2013
Yes of course. Why should you not give if your partner asks? Unless there is something more to it. We all know what social networks are about. You not giving your password to your partner makes it look fishy.
Religion / Re: Praying Loudly Vs Praying Quietly: What Do You Guys Think. by nlofficial(m): 5:11pm On Jan 03, 2013
Another reason why the pastor will ask that members pray aloud is either because of sleeping off or being too cool.
Celebrities / Re: Last Photo Of Bisi Komolafe In Hospital Before Her Death by nlofficial(m): 7:57am On Jan 03, 2013
How was she supposed to survive on a fuc.ked up sickbed that is like the mat which BH use for prayer.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Catalonia Friendly (1 - 1 ) On Wednesday January-2-2013 by nlofficial(m): 8:30pm On Jan 02, 2013
The people that are currently following this thread are more than the spectators at the stadium.

Abeg, can't wait for this super chicken's game to end so I can watch football team (Chelsea) plays.
Politics / Re: We Will Move Very Fast This Year- Jonathan by nlofficial(m): 8:26am On Jan 02, 2013
touchplay: someone needs to clear me out on this issue ........D fuel subsidy of a thing he succeeded in removing early last year.i thought he mentioned it was for a givin period of time.prpbably 6 months(if i'm not mistaken)why are nigerians still quiet about it. Are we now ok wit d fuel price @ a N97/100? Is it now a life time policy ?

We have forgotten. Nigerians barely look back talk about governance. Whether good or bad, we move on! As a matter of fact you reminded me of that statement that it's just for 6 months. But lo, we were lied to.

Nigerians should always prepare for the worst under PDP.
Politics / Re: We Will Move Very Fast This Year- Jonathan by nlofficial(m): 8:20am On Jan 02, 2013
Move very fast What about moving very swiftly? As in we'll enter that BRT bus to move fast or what?

Well from a man with no clue in Governance, one shouldn't expect much.

One advice: He should get of his high boat of fishing! Talking of moving fast, Nigeria is not a boat!
Politics / Re: ACN to Jonathan: Take governance seriously in 2013 by nlofficial(m): 8:01am On Jan 02, 2013
How do you expect a drunken fisherman to take governance seriously. It's like saying he should load his sailing boat when we both know that he's drunk. If he dares take it seriously, it'll be more like capsizing. Jonathan is just a fancy decoration on the prominent seat.
Politics / Re: Adeboye Predicts Bigger Disasters In 2013 by nlofficial(m): 7:55am On Jan 02, 2013
slimzme:
I wonder d kinda pastors we have!!!sumtimes I wonder if all this prophecies come from God.maybe they should ask God to show dem something different,cos its obvious all dey see is disaster,disaster and disaster.God help us all.(Naija!!!!Most Religious,Most disastrous)

Truly most religious and most disastrous.
Politics / Re: Adeboye Predicts Bigger Disasters In 2013 by nlofficial(m): 7:53am On Jan 02, 2013
All of you can keep quoting the Bible and praying.

Don't lazy around, do the right thing to avert this said disaster from you and your family.
Politics / Re: Fashola Is Not Qualified To Be A Presidential Candidate by nlofficial(m): 11:26am On Dec 31, 2012
Joe Mosco:
The way Nigeria is noow, most policies that will benefit Nigeria will first be painful to the masses, but in the long run, will be good..... This is because Nigerians have become so used to abnormal situations. So has Fashola pleased the masses? Maybe not. But has he done laudable things? Yes..... Does He deserve to be a president? Yes... Atleast am sure he will do better than.......

Thank you my brother.

They fail to see good sides of his governance, but quickly jump at his slightest error. Fashola cannot please every damn Nigeria! If he dares, he'll be much worse than Tinubu. So we say, carry on Fashola! Leave the presidency to the armed robbers in glasses and agbada.

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