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crackkhaus:
I am an attention seeker

I have mental problems, I need to get help

That's all.

StrikeBack:
No wonder I am acting deranged and confused because I was an unwanted pregnancy

StrikeBack:
Do I get paid for this

I am an Akudaya

Yustash001:
I could remember then after our Secondary school.. if you suddenly meet your secondary mate by road side
he'll be the one to ask "where are you now?".. just for you to know he's now in a University..

Enwhen:
Am I one ??




Abi ashawo tell me say she wants marry ??....girls wey dey find money...... I should have guys not to patronise them, so that ashawo go think of better thing to do.

Ladylite:
Mr nozy stay on topic.

The point is Las Las marriage na scam.

I owe u no explanation. Keep following

nwanneni:
Valueless women are universal trash so yeah,everything is wrong with being a stay at home mom.
Also,only dumbos will need to be spoonfed with information they can easily deduce from a write up like this.
You can't tell me to grow up when you aren't grown up yourself,it stinks all over your write up.
Nothing wrong with being a housewife indeed!

Also for 5h,1k brothel niggas weh dey hear,I go give una another tip.
Always go to cheap brothels in the afternoon!like 2pm or 3pm.
Less thugs are around then and also the hoes are still fresh.them just bath and all those mechanics,conductors,aboki,danfo men never close from work yet ...na for night them dey come.
If you Bleep how that time you go enjoy her cos she will be neat and smell nice and will agree to most of your terms!
But for night ehn,OYO.
men don turn up and the girls toto dey warm that time like boiler for ship
Excess niggas don use prick warm the Toto finish
As you put prick ehn,e be like you just put prick for inside warm water and the stench that time no be here

Me sef na wetin dey hungry me.I don tire to dey swim walahi.
I need someone I can bend and Bleep anyhow,not more than 19.
I will be grateful.
I still dey look for am sha.

lol.
I remember when I lived with my dad some years back when I just got to phc.
Dude had turned religious suddenly and was forcing that BS on me.fasting and the rest of those things.
I pretended to fall for it and did like I was interested.
So in the morning we'll all start the fast and they'll leave for work.
I go just enter pot chop my beans jeje
When they come back and ask me how it went I'll be like oh splendid!
Thank you for introducing me to Yahweh and all...
In my mind I will be like;see ode ooo

I am saying your religion and bible is fake and you are giving me proof of it's existence from the same bible
If I call you brainless again now you will start wailing.

nwanneni:
Of course I know the man(your sole provider) is not poor na,that's why yo have all the time in the world to be hòrny while dude is hustling his head out.
I don't need a soothsayer to tell me you have little to zero economic importance na
They are self explanatory;32 years old,4 kids,always horñy(something a job clearly solves),etc....
You must be out of your mind to think I'm frustrated.
Have a good evening,dear stay at home mom.

nwanneni:
32 years with 4 kids already and possibly still counting
Jobless aunty them.Na work you need,not advise or insult.
That man money go don suffer for your hand walahi.
I can't imagine myself marrying a woman that doesn't have any economic value.
Just stay at home,fùck missionary as usual,cook,clean,chop,born,get fat with stretch mark,tie wrapper,smell,go saloon to gossip,suspects me cheating,grow armpit hair and toto hair too,steal money,investigate and know.all my property and ration in her head,sleep,snore,fùck again and the cycle continues.
Spits!
I go just run that house or use you like rag,ode.

One day ( my girlfriend) told me something weird about herself :
1. That she is a regular sickler (if there's any English word like that but not a sickle cell patient. That her house is like a hospital with different kinds of drugs cos of the ailment.
2. That she normally collapsed and it could happen at anytime.
3. That she has spiritual companions that the soothsayers has confirmed to be the reason why she can't get a husband and that any man she always has used to run from her cos of her bad characters to the extent of her mother urging one rich octogenarian to please marry her, although she rejected him.
4. That there's nobody she can't insult


Then I promised her marriage