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zeeace:
what do I need ?

Nothing! You can get into the military by merit

zeeace:
My connect just died. I'm so heartbroken.
Rip mr Moses adeoye

you think you need connect to join the military?

NwaAmaikpe:



Just like it is with women.
If these policemen want to go, the IGP should let them go. "Never beg who doesn't want to be with you to be with you."

Agbamuche learnt the hard way that when a woman tells you that she is fed up; you should neither try to beg, coerce, blackmail or cajole her to stay back when he found out that the pastor whom he begged to counsel her on the importance and sanctity of marriage was the father of their 3rd child.

The IGP should not be scared.
The truth is that; even if all these policemen choose to retire today, there are many of us who are willing to pick up their batons and guns and replace them at those checkpoints collecting every 50 naira bribe with the truest diligence.

welcome back villageman! You've been missed

Very funny

Joshater:
Amin sir.. Amin!

issue me your Whiskey as per papa Mike

Joshater:
Oga sir! Just incase, i didn't read this!.!
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Them just finish beating the retreat sef.. I get mixed feelings.. I dey happy say 2 of my artymen make shirt, but that my kw guy no make shirt. Kai! And I'm sure it's because he told them he was in a civil uni! On God sha! We move! Oga sir... It's almost time for cross country again! My own better sef na just 23km i go achieve asper clown. You wey be T5 na 40km point to point! Oboy! Manage! Anyways sha.. The first 10km na smoke, second 10km too na smoke, even the third 10km na smoke! But you see that last lap; Oboy! Na that last last determine whether you go make cage or wildlife... On God!

oboy! Na that last lap be the main thing oo but I'll help me pip and shunt, tell me you like proper thing, u don't like shunting through waterboard too Sterling gate. I'll do regular move and i also urge you too to use regular moves , don't take chances bro. Me I'm related to flight cadet IS Abdullahi, academy white horse so that 40km na smokes,na just last lap be the main thing but when that time come i go make first cage inshallah. Is there anything like wild life?









Guy! I never even start training sef for cross country, i no wan blow ofe oo, Mogadishu dey always claim champion battalion, them go underate other battalion, when they called cross country results they came first from the rear, so I've learnt from moga, i no wan underate this first 10km, i no wan carry first from the rear but at all at all na training training training oboy! Guy! No worry next year insha Allah you'll be number 1 Lance corporal, just use this year dey serve job dey learn this because next year you'll be job Marshall. Day by day

Joshater:
Oga sir! Just incase, i didn't read this!.!
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Them just finish beating the retreat sef.. I get mixed feelings.. I dey happy say 2 of my artymen make shirt, but that my kw guy no make shirt. Kai! And I'm sure it's because he told them he was in a civil uni! On God sha! We move! Oga sir... It's almost time for cross country again! My own better sef na just 23km i go achieve asper clown. You wey be T5 na 40km point to point! Oboy! Manage! Anyways sha.. The first 10km na smoke, second 10km too na smoke, even the third 10km na smoke! But you see that last lap; Oboy! Na that last last determine whether you go make cage or wildlife... On God!

thanks for the info, just downloaded it, valentine no make shirt, na only one sama wey i know make shirt, number one for enugu state, Tobi babe, she face board 3 times and she finally did it, I'm really happy for her, she's my skuls sef.





That your artyman for kw ehn, u gas give am arty now because he'll be feeling dull, i been know say him no go make shirt, based on that him ABC stuff wey him say him dey, but some people Sha don tell them say them dey acada and them still make shirt, it all depends, you know say many people face board for him village and out of that 37 him gas dey among the best 15, so make him use this one get experience, like this like this the bastard get afsb experience pass you sef

Joshater:
Lol.. You mean colitos are dull?? You're bringing colitos out? Kai! No let them mamsa you!

its not that I’m saying colitos are dull, it’s actually the truth

Joshater:
Oga sir... Money you'll use to buy jikapa kaya... You used it to pay that POS stuff! Kai! Offe like this.. You no come reason me the stuff again...

Allah! The woman just Wawa me, she turned me to colito...





I no forget oo, i just dey wait for the right time jare

I know say arsenal go beat them, first to score no mean say u don win match

Wetin man no go see for naija

Wala forces

saynotocultism:
I greet you all my people. Someone here was beaten mercilessly . I don’t know why you will read a thread as this and still go out and impersonate me.

Like seriously ? “I am saynotocultism” what do you intend to achieve ? For people to be afraid of you?

What is there to be proud of ? To impersonate a former cultist and you think you have made it in life ?

“The hotness of the sun should be enough sign that looking at the sun is a BAD idea”

Happy new month

when we’re running away from that’s what some are running to

captainking:
Alert recieved with joy..
21 months with MBA...
No regrets..

.expecting payment from my second account soon....

MBA rocks..

Those haters will die of greed..

2 years and you were given 585k, how much did you invest?

Video wey don reach 3 days

sikowitz17:
senior officers ma sef know that clowns must plum.. just don’t be caught on camera plumming lol

even if you’re caught na still smokes, officers go just tell cadet sergeant to do job with you but in Nda there’s something called core of cadet. “ we’re one family loyal to each other and act as one man”

Prospect048:
no mind him jare, even for kwara, my brother way them just enter NDa that time work on the most deadliest area among agbero area for kwara state just 2018, they are just clowns then oh, but they do something...

e get one colonel wife like that, she been dey filling station, clowns enter there come dey plum, she come wan change am for them based on say she know say na cadets them be as per say she don know some military stuff, clowns chawuz her, she vex call her husband, colonel ask her say how many line dey those cadets chest, she talk say na one, he husband shout clowns! He told he to leave them and get back home ASAP, clowns are pluming, don’t be a collateral damage, pluming is a tradition that can never die

Oga ugo4u u sef Sabi Krav Maga

Joshater:
Manage and buy! E pain me say i go still gats re-org interior economy! I swear i no get gas again! Be like i go dash inside incumbent, nak like 300, maa fit regain gas back! But ON GOD sha!
How far your rooms? Hope you dun dey groom am? Anything can happen!
Senior officer wan reason me something? Kai! This november go go well!! Anytime you ready, i dey..

guy the jikapa Kaya expensive oo but I'll help my pip and achieve it jare, me too don tire to dey do interior economy, i thought last one was my last interior economy, as per say i don hang 5 bars but God knows best bro, this stuff just be like say i re org relegation but we move! Tamina Mina we go hang am by September tamina we go hang am artyman

Joshater:
Allaah is his GF sir... Na coming up candidate.. He's my product.. I trained him well..
Him achieve everything wella... We go dey positive sha! Him go make shirt...
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abi na, we go just dey optimistic, i just hope he make shirt jare!







See this bat oo, for your mind you trained him well bah? Lemme just disabuse his mind, tell him that in afsb he ran 3.2 but in training he'll hunch 3.2km , I'm not throwing smokes oo, him go hunch so tey frog so see am start to dey call am coursemates


Him go hang so tey lizard go lose am call am God

Coas will kill Reno oo, coas na Burmese oo, training training training oboy!

NewDelhi:
NMS class 3 scattered garage lol. Maybe for Abuja or kaduna. Coz he can never try such in Lagos, Edo or portharcourt or the niger delta states. Na just one single small boy thug go handle am. You people hype these soldiers alot. Many of them dey chop beating on a daily basis. If you like go NDA plant head for 5 years, agbero go beat craze commot for your body. If he doesn't, he's only trying to respect your uniform. The soldier sef go first look body size before he tresspass. He no go wan price market from civilian wey he no fit buy.

Guy! E get people wey i dey raise hands up dey greet for lagos, senior senior agberos, but immediately i enter nda them start to dey raise hands dey hail me, senior senior men oo, them big pass me die, them go beat me like small pikin but them dey fear me as per military something!




U fit talk say them dey fear the camo, i don't care, and funnily enough ehn, I dey always chawuz agberos for Lagos,them dey chop am for me hand on a steady, only me oo, Lagos people too dey fear soldiers but if na kd people oboy them no send, me and my coursemates Don go mosque cut 5 , we wear boot, villagers come use cutlass pursue us






What I'm trying to say is that Lagos people dey fear soldiers, especially those agberos, na them fear pass, if them see you them go just dey shout all the way

I love Reno but to be honest, buratai will finger fvck his mother

If to say Trump no talk am Allah our military no go know say Navy seal enter naija

Nigerian army na only corruption and God fatherism




In nda sef they don't train cadets like that, you'll just be serving job like mad, them go call that one training

WalkerMichael:
So the movies we watch ain’t fake afterall
Nigerian army will say it's fake news or Photoshop

edit: pls House who can recommend me more USA navy seal movies. I am interested in learning more

seal team
Six
Last ship
The brave
Valour


All are interesting tv series

Sabadon:
Hehehehe i made ftc today, last day of the month, means november go good,meanwhile seun wheres my star price.



Brutai and co.....see wat u n ur mates Couldnt do even wit billions on security.

you can't compare us Navy seal with our special force, mehn navy seal is the best in the world