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Joshater:
Them go call results definitely before interior economy na! And them dey mostly extend 2nd obstacle date sef... So e no go be offe...

alright man, I never even buy jikapa kaya for that interior economy, and I want make my battalion dey as per chap so that we go win that interior economy, na smokes sha but I don’t want to take chances man! E even get wetin i go reason you for the other side

Joshater:
37 faced board...
. God dey!

mehn that’s too much oo, him get gf? Arm of cage? Him do him obstacles well? What of that aptitude test and sand modeling?

Publickk:
There's this girl that I have contact with last year, we have been dating. But she said that she is a virgin and that she doesn't have sex, that's okay with me. But now she wants me to buy her a phone.
I am confused, should I buy her the phone or not?


Please advise me on what to do.

*Modified*

stop dating underage girls in other words stop dating broke girls

Joshater:
Your first obstacle? Lol! That one na offe na.. Wala forces kawai!

Yeah.. After i come back, i disturb am about bravopapa.. Him come manouvre am.. Him say him do well for board sha.. But my fear be say them ask am if him dey school, him say yes, 200L.. Dunno if it'll affect him.. How u see am?

I Know say first obstacle na smokes but don't know if them go call results for the obstacle crossing before the interior economy competition as per 2nd obstacle, else na ofe

Wetin so3 no go see for cb? Imagine civilians fa! They want to see their mothers unclothedness. Their mothers left nyansh there

I wanted to watch the video then i saw that it was over 80mins, omo i japa before OP finish my data

Joshater:
Your first obstacle? Lol! That one na offe na.. Wala forces kawai!

Yeah.. After i come back, i disturb am about bravopapa.. Him come manouvre am.. Him say him do well for board sha.. But my fear be say them ask am if him dey school, him say yes, 200L.. Dunno if it'll affect him.. How u see am?

he's very dull, why him go tell them say him dey uni, well Mr board secretary, since he's in uni let him just finish uni and apply for ssc, let him not block other people's space, let's give the young ones chance..





Tell him to disturb his godfather, else ofe! How many faced board? You your father no fit malinger, you supposed be cadet this year but you dey mad. Ordinary bp na him eliminate you

hush15:
Why e dey cry now?

When it is time for him to cry, we will let him know then.

did you even watch the video? The guy didn’t cry, the op just wrote crying so that we’ll waste our mb to watch the video

Ahmed0336:
geting a trusted hand to run your biz will be difficult.

my advice; go to work in the morning, when you're closed in the evening you can open your shop let's say 6-9 pm.

6-9 isn’t good, and we don’t even know how stressful the work will be, he should just look for a family member he trust to handle the business

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Joshater:
Sir.. After you na you na! You know say everybody wan be like you! Asper shinning example.. Me i zero my main line.. Na new airtel line i dey use for whatsapp and na only few individuals i dey use am chat sef... Disturb no dey... You fit run your own like that too na... We suppose dey yarn on a Steady fa...

that your guy make shirt? That Kwara guy, oboy! Truth na say I wan focus on my first obstacle, e don already reach but I go holla u sha

Joshater:
Sir, i can't quote your diary thread.. Ofe settings.. Meanwhile, asper the songs you posted, there's one we were taught at Ribadu.. Dunno if you know it..
"See this fine girl X2
She carry body do me yanga"

her Toto go sawa





How u dey bro?

Joshater:
Request sir, why have you lost it for whatsapp sir?

oboy! Allow me oo, people go just dey disturb me for Whatsapp and I wan dey on a low jare

DICKstractor:


Following Nollywood script, 7 able bodied young men will go to the evil forest to recover the staff after the village have been hit by a serious plague

fuvking hilarious

Wetin so3 no go see for cb

Baawaa:
Are you joking, each one is 50naira in Abeokuta

Same in lagos

Johncasey:
yes yes yes!!! Thanks��

oga sir this your moniker ehn, it's reminds me of someone, 64rc, nn, are you the one sir?

You're saying shit! In my house, we pay 400k annually and it's just 2 bedroom flat and u can't compare my side to lekki, 3 bedroom in my side is like 550-600k so 3 bedroom in lekki will be up to 2 million.




Lekki na for rich people

Your pikin be like me, we no like English, na maths dey rush us

alexie4real:
okay your IG handle??

u know my name

Corroro:
abi? have you thought of trying spark 5?

spark 5? I just bought this one, didn't even know there was spark 5 sef

alexie4real:
guy i know say this is a dead thread but is it safe to divulge info.....why don't you give me your digit

nothing like that man, I'm not on WhatsApp, except you want us to talk through call or IG




But let's do it here, nothing like say person dey read your post,I no be celebrity na

alexie4real:
na to malinger o by fire by force

now u speak my language.




Wetin do woaski?

alexie4real:
varicose vein et smo/teeth arrangement meanwhile woaski was dropped too

what of that pile? That means you're going to malinger physicals and dental..




Why was woaski dropped? That one no fit make am again, why u go fail medicals 4 straight times, na fear go kill am