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alexie4real:
omo things went south sir

you're mad! Since wey i send you that message na now u dey reply!



What happened man? Wetin them say u get this time? At least you don get afsb experience, next time you'll have an upper hand

madridguy:
This is not enough. Cancel every Nigeria politicians visa and send their children back to Nigeria.

i don't understand, what happened? Are you not a die hard buhari supporter? Am i dreaming?

Was following this thread before, i heard that Murphy died, how true is this?

TIDDOLL:
Exactly a year after and Freya is a mother after 3trials...


8 puppies

You can book for puppies.

congrats man

Op next time stay in your house and don't go outside, when next you're trying to be a hero please think about your love ones

Very very old news

Currently using Tecno spark 4 and it's the best I've used

You're a fool, girls of this generation no even get sense sef, i pity your life

Snippers can't stop the people

Good!

Rules of engagement "don't shoot unless fired upon" , even if you're to shoot must you use live rounds? What of blank ammo?




I love the military with all my heart but can't even advice anyone to join the Nigerian army, if you must join military then join the Navy,if you don't like water then join NAF, else you'll regret it

My brother told me about this but didn't believe, mehn this protest is turning to another thing

phatriqk:
Am looking for a heritage accountant that can help me liquidate funds from my fixed deposit accountant. Or if u know anyone that can do it 30k for your effort. Drop your WhatsApp number. Mine 08058549822,

morning sir! You're trying to break your Charlie Sierra bah? Academy also opened heritage Bank too for me, truth is that you've blown ofe sir, me too i blew ofe like you,. No accountant will be able to break the stuff except CB Clerk write letter give you so that u go give Bank, will call you later today sir

Joshater:
The one i use before na... I no get strength for plenty waka again...

No p, till then sha

citizenjuwon:
"I will find you, I will kill you"

Taken

The only thing i know is that i Know nothing!


Power season 5

Joshater:
Oga sir, you've abandoned moriah mills and sarah banks

which village u go use next?

Kestolove:
God bless mia khalifa

she's overrated, i prefer rose Monroe anytime any day

wonder233:
Even the real life sex is faked. Most women fake orgasms and moans.

Allah kwa

For the ending part see nonsense wey uti dey talk for Igbo

Skynet45:

Tokkson:
K

BolajiBright:
1

Lollerd89:

GIANTPLUSHUB:
OK

Macphenson:
T

Racoon:
A

una don start

Ugo4u , odinmbannamdi ,sikowitz17 unu must make shirt unu hear bah? I just hope u guys make it this time, i look forward to seeing you guys with your colito bars

Joshater:
"Eat chicken and vomit vulture"
Kai!.! Insha Allaaah, This academy; we go reach there!.!

Academy mother of all generals, admirals and air Marshalls,u indeed are the cradle of service with courage conviction and victory. Academy of indelible memories,dreams and vision academy, academy in u i realise my potentials and in u I'm what i am



Forever the academy, long live the academy, forever the Nigerian defence academy....




Artyman, e pain me as u no enter academy this year oo, academy sweet ok Allah kwa, u go just dey behave like cat and rat for there , clownship na disease, oboy! Help yourself and make shirt next year as per shining example, me I've made up my mind,my son must go academy, if him no gree i go beat am die, him must warm him pot

For those of una wey don go screening, abeg make una no vex for the mess kanwi oo, na because say una be civilian na why the kanwi be like that. In my father's academy you'll eat quality kanwi, na serve yourself oo,big big Sami(chicken), conflakes, indomie,apple, orange, good good food oo, if you're smart you'll eat like 3 plates, you'll just be re orging like bastard. Oboy this armed forces get money oo, but me Sha I can never go to mess because in nda you'll eat Sami and vomit vulture, if u know u know

Dammysmart:
The bastard is a corporal, very useless human being

she dey even chawuz 3rd termers sef, e get one of my guy we be ex cadet,him coursemates are lieutenants, him come afsb with us, the woman come dey chawuz am based on say him wear slippers, see as them talk




Guy: mummy u no know me again


Woman: u dey craze? Who be your mummy?


Guy: I be your brother iyang coursemate, them withdraw us together, u don forget when u been dey carry us go backward go give us kanwee? Around 2014


Woman: chisos! Na you? She started crying...



That woman na smoke thrower, me i love her oo, she no get problem, na just to understand the woman and na even akwa ibom she come from

odimbannamdi:
Chai

You remember one elderly-looking soldier always on mufti? I think he introduced himself to us as a Staff Sargeant the first time we went to mess. If you see the slap wey that man issue me for face on one of the nights eh! I lose appetite immediately... The man was just issuing random slaps that night.

Ah! The suffer starts even from screening. Academy baaaad...

that man is not a staff serg oo, na mwo him be, I been see am on camo when my course been dey do prep wing and there's no suffering in screening, in screening you'll see peace but you'll think you're suffering, you'll grind your butt but when u resume you'll grind your skull

Very bad

softguy1:
But why is that Nigerian military is not always allowed to be a riffle (gun) when they are not on duty or carry it home with them?
They are only allowed to use it when they are in a special operations or mission.

And as a military personnel is it permitted to have or posses your own personal riffle?

u want make them dey use am go run omila for express way?

Dammysmart:
hmmm brother, Its possible alot, first, sequel to your response to a soldier shooting himself, as cadets there is a golden prayer every instructor prays for us "May we never be captured by the enemy", bro plssss NEVER pray to be captured by the enemy, NEVER EVER. As officers of the armed forces death is not a thing we fear, we are prepared, trained for it. Do the brave thing when the chips are down before the enemy.

Secondly, it's very possible that you run out of ammo in battlefield,experiences of officers and soldiers that have being in the frontline have made it glaring to us, presently in battlefield, forget having your "First line scale" I'm sorry I cant explain further what it means for security purpose. Without your first line scale how can you engage an enemy for even 2hrs of intense firing, thanks to armour and artillery though. Without those guys just forget it!

I hope I made little sense, I pray all of you on this list make the forthcoming shortlist really, my prayers are with you. This group made me!

officers are not scared of death is that not? Don't let them decieve u, deep down all man dey fear death

sbashir10:
He didn't lose any body part but, half of his body was on POP, left leg and left hand, with burns on his stomach. But he was eventually taken to India to be well taken care of.

Army job is not for the weak gaskiyah.

funnily enough Captain B Bala was my battalion adjutant, he told us that he was going to the UK for a course, not knowing he was just throwing smokes and was actually going to the north east, i just wish him quick recoveries