₦airaland Forum

Oracleee:
You don't know me. If captain Stephen is a personnel and he's of the rank on his moniker, then it's not assumption.

he was a captain 9 years ago, even blinking 69rc that were civilians 9 years ago will hang captain next year, because his moniker says captain doesn't mean he's still a captain, that was how I was assuming with someone here many years ago, only to find out that he was a member of 54rc

Oracleee:
You like striking? Your problem is massage ba?

I took vehicle with one today, I had to check the bastard. Dude wore SF fezcap. Inside car enroute north dude started talking non stop from Lagos..... He was like when he gets to lokoja, he will find a barracks and keep the night. Strike 1. I allow the fucker as offcourse lots of pretty ladies to impress hence I understand his mother's problem is grazing. Strike 2 we reach one military checkpoint, e dey greet L/cpl wey dey run guards duty morning sir. From the way dude was talking and his age, if at all he is a soldier, he should be a sergeant upward. After checkpoint, one lady that as sworn she must be grazed by soldiers as per her problem is military was falling for the stupid man's lie. Me just dey observe. Na so I Tap him and ask arm of service..... Dude was throwing confusion as per clown that charged through 5th termers. I break it down and was like are you a personnel? Dude was still throwing confusion. One Sarma and the driver observed. Then I was like are you a Soldier dude immediately said yes sir. Then I asked again army of service..... See confusion. Ok Baba, where do you serve........ Dude said I just go Abuja.. I was like as per what? He said he was in Kaduna before. Good and fine I'm in Kaduna too. Where did you serve In Kaduna..... Baba start dey throw confusion and was like 2years.... I again asked what unit were you in Kaduna... Dude said I dey Abuja now. Okay....Baba you were in Kaduna, where did you work in Kaduna... Baba said NDA. Perfect one. I have coursemates currently serving there. I went on and I was like as what..... Omoh see confusion. Dude later said airforce. Na airforce I dey. I just smile and I was like Kai you rush and remove that cap your mother is wearing. Flash your ID. Omoh see confusion state.... Next lie Na I no dey on pass so I no carry am. Okay where you dey serve. I just allowed him for a while until bus get small fault. Na so dude village people brought him back to meet me and was like sir are you a military too. Omoh I felt like massaging him as per prep wing standard. I allowed him and advised him to stop impersonating as personnels without pass will even go below radar talk more of you're saying you're a personnel but couldn't identify your unit. The other lady eaves dropping just dey laugh. We reach next army checkpoint, I wanted bringing him down and chausing his mother but I could see his gaze on me pitifully. I went back to the Alabi isama tragedy of victory book I was reading and learning 3mcdo tactics during civil war.

Dude sha buy beer for me Las Las as peace offering for kabba . I allowed his mother and collected PRC code of the Sarma he was impressing to keep for later report cancelling.

you get mind dey tell senior officer say him like striking, and his problem is massage, hmmmm


@captainstephen, e good as you no even reply am

Sensiblewizard wassup bro?

warmachine:
fearful bastard!

Hullo all station, this is hullo zero alpha, radio check over.

NDA 4th termer cadets, pics was taken 3 months ago

Joshater:
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Manage patch langa and cancel your name, you're flying on my report, you're aware that cadets now charge cadets, me I don't have time for job, come to my room and cancel your name

perestroika19:
Are you not the same guy Ambitiouscent was having a bust-up with then? Whose pop was supposedly arrested in his place?

I'm not, lost my dad 19yrs ago and nobody in this thread can arrest me

Deleted!

The first thing to do immediately you're signing in a riffle is to perform safety precaution, how will you even be with a riffle and you won't even check the magazines, anyways police are civilians.

odimbannamdi:
Chat me up. Sorry, my price is non-negotiable. Thanks.

Bro if you're still interested in that way I have a new plan that'll help you, it helped my brother last year

Joshater:
why can't i reach you on any of your numbers?

I'll reach you

alexie4real:
nnamdiii anytime u see this msg me or call my line

Aye Aye Sir!

siofra:
So beautiful!!

I'm getting goosebumps.

you’re insane

Relegated cadets, ex cadets, lance corporals and academy culprits serving job

Yes! But in military you’ll always be on head gear but as a female cadet you won’t be allowed to plait hair

seborrhic:
What's your fu cking concern with the joblessness of the wife.
You own house in Lekki and no one would hear word again.
Do u know why the wife is jobless & has the husband come to complain to u?Do u know if she has a health condition that will make working difficult for her or if she has been trying to secure a job without success?
F ucking landlord priving into the private lives of his tenant!
If the water consumption is the issue take it up with the husband.You have concluded it's the wife's joblessness that is the reason she is using the bath-up excessively.
At worst you give them quit notice and get a tenant that would use the bath-up once a week!!

Nagode Oga sir!

One bible of Arizona was 27k 4 years ago in Enugu state and I’m sure the Arizona that this police seized are up to 500 bibles, Kai see money Wey person don lose, but why would you want to bribe police with 500k when you’re carrying someone worth over 15m? If to say you give them 5m they would have allowed you guys to go

obontami:
But he's the father of D-mac na. Maybe he's bisexual though. BTW, what's all these gay shit in power all about? Shit is sick breh!

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