Red-Light:
10yrs? Are u kidding?

Abujafood:

Okay so you'll rather be a concubine?

Risky_man:

Baby, i'm just coming from the Miss nairaland thread (Unless i see your pic.. Nothing for you)

slimyem: U fine...in a S.U kinda way....!
Pls re-brand!!

xynerise:
what! No way! No way . Not now not ever

rokiatu:

Get the name right, is debosky. The finest dude on here follow by Lalaosky. tall, dark, and handsome defines him.


here you go.

https://www.nairaland.com/debosky

pendo89:
I am a she! not a transgendered.

That Lalaosky wow! very handsome chap.Ok girls start gathering.
Idwgbu, did u say team 'osky'? lol crazy gal.

lalaosky: yo yo yo...that's my boy clemzy right here..check him out yo
https://www.nairaland.com/clemzy16

Idowuogbo:
Emmh...Nne, bedt dis na man contest o! U for drop ur link for gals thread na!

Idowuogbo:
Disqualified##

Idowuogbo:
Yea! Dat guy make brain o! Choi! Yellow boi

Atandav: my gfriend of almost a year now as never for once told me she loved me too,
Me: I love u
She: I know
Me: I miss u
She: thanks for missing me.
She's the only lady I have I really needs those words or I'm I been decieved all this while? Pls advice me.......

Idowuogbo: *Campaign mode activated*

Okay na,we getting there,yes o this is operation vote Florenza coming to you live from nairaland.Ngbatis, Ndigbos and Ndihausas time to uniteeeeeee!!!! Badosky on set guys,come wire in d votes ooo! Guys comot for Iya basira beer parlour, come hia come vote ebony! Black is beautiful.We need ur help ooooo!!! as messi dey blast ball score goal make we una begin blast in ur votes.

*Palmwine break*

To be continued.....

abiL: Shollypopz omo to bad... Well done! I owe you a date with trey songz or will smith.



For all those asking to see my full pic, don't you worry. As the competition progress, more pics will be uploaded. Full body pics, bikini pics ... The whole works


I'll show you that this girl (me) is fine without Instagram effects


&& to those wondering if I'm k-legged... May sango strike



Shollypopz, AlterEgo && Hornipipe .... Thanks for your efforts.




• if you want to poo effortlessly, vote abiL
• if you want a bigger dïck, vote abiL
• if you want to get rid of premature ejáculation, vote abiL
• if you want that fine boy to notice you, vote abiL
• if you don't want sand in your garri.... You know what to do.



Vote abiL!!!!

ikekings: My Dearest ATM(MACHINE),

Sometimes, along the way in a man's life, when he looks back at his life there must be something missing in it... When, i looked back at mine, i noticed that i miss being in love and i need a lady to fall in love with... You are that lady “ATMC”... You are the one my heart yearns for...

It is said that we should use our head.. But, sometimes it's good to follow our heart... That's what i'm doing right now...

I know nothing about you... But, from your posts and diary which i read (not all shaa)... You are kind, intelligent, you have a beautiful heart and you know what you want...

I'm not saying that you are perfect... “NOBODY IS PERFECT”... But, i believe that “with you by my side we can be more than perfect”...

Need i say “I LOVE YOU” to make you fall for me? Then, that will be a lie... “TRUTH & TRUST” are the main foundations of true love... I want to build that foundation with you in order for us to achieve true love...

Dear, accept me just the way i am... All i want from you is a “YES”... “NO” is not an option... **winks**...

flanrey: [size=14pt]My sugar,
Here i am seating on the sofa with a can of beer and gizzard
Staring deep into my laptop screen
Wondering the most decent yet expressive manner to unveil the thoughts of my heart towards you
You've got me dreaming about you. Since the date of our match-up, thoughts of you continually invade my mind every second of every day. I can't help it; you have obviously become a part of my world and it scares me because I haven't depended on anyone in a long time. I would trust you with everything .... I do trust you to see through my thoughts. I want to be a friend and even more. I really want to be that man to put a smile on your face, that man to open doors for you, that man to adjust your bra straps each morning, that man to treat you like the queen you truly are cos as it is now, you're obviously the queen of my heart and angel of my life. With the few lines i've written above, i've struggled to put my feelings to words but i seem to fail woefully with each try. Most people may just feel i dont know where i'm headed but i think with a little more effort i'll get to that special place located at the core of your heart deep within your soul where i'll immediately open a fixed account and deposit all the love i possess.
All i ever want to complete me is 'YOU'......Is this too much to ask?[/size]

pimp_lucious :
Ok, here's mine: oh Dyt, you're so beautiful I'm sure Obama will divorce Michelle if he set eyes on you.

You know what, the author of "the beautiful ones are not yet born" did not see u.

Miss world beauty pageant was rubbish because you weren't there.

I'm sure our kids will be nothing less of an angel if you give me your heart.

Thanks

flanrey: ***Sweaty palms

brokoto: Hey Cherry, i see you!:*

uj_sizzle:
biko i don't know it. Lemme alone Lala n let me sit n eat popcorn with my fellow unworthies eh