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Agriculture › Re: Oil Palm Farming Becoming One Of The Most Profitable Cash Crops In 2025 by NoahHadNoArk: 5:08pm On Dec 29, 2024
I sell palm kernel

We deliver anywhere in country
Dm
Politics › Re: Every Man Should Get DNA Test Done On Their Children – Aisha Yesufu by NoahHadNoArk: 12:35pm On Dec 28, 2024
Our lagoons will be filled with Women

Please it’s a Bad idea!😂
Romance › Re: Parents Deciding For Their Kids Marriage Regarding Osu Caste System by NoahHadNoArk: 12:32pm On Dec 28, 2024
danvon:
Blood

Nobles are braver, cleaner and direct.

Peasants are cowardly, filthy and crooked.

Like I said it's in the blood, these qualities cannot be learnt - they can only be inherited.
You’ve got maggots in your brain!

How dare you call what God Created Cowardly, filthy and crooked?!?




I hope this your comment is pasted here on the internet forever, and should be dusted and read out loud any day you plan to run for an elected office.


Imbecïlë
Car Talk › Re: How To Know That A Petrol Station Is Selling Bad Fuel by NoahHadNoArk: 8:14pm On Dec 27, 2024
If you post it here will you die ?!
Politics › Re: Anambra Lawmaker, Justice Azuka Abducted By Gunmen In Onitsha by NoahHadNoArk: 10:32pm On Dec 25, 2024
Strictlygreen:
It's family matters. Our law enforcement agents should watch from afar.
While a family somewhere be worried sick about the whereabouts of their breadwinner 😒



Your comment is the most cold and insensitive piece of thrash I’ve ever read since the inception of this forum!
Celebrities › Re: Long Queue Outside President Tinubu Residence Waiting For Christmas Rice In Lago by NoahHadNoArk: 2:33pm On Dec 25, 2024
Another Stampede……….


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My peace I leave them
Education › Re: . by NoahHadNoArk: 9:26pm On Dec 24, 2024
cynthiaolah:
Thank you @ Dr Jude Jamb official for your assistance in correcting my Jamb wrong Date of birth and Names issues. I have check on Jamb portal my details reflect successful
Go ahead and show us screenshots of the correction before and after, if you not a hungry bloody scammer😒

Ewu!

Mynd44 rule 9
Education › Re: . by NoahHadNoArk: 9:23pm On Dec 24, 2024
Should anyone fall for this scam then you have yourself to blame!!!



Seun Mynd44 rule 9
Gaming › Re: Watch Crystal Palace Vs Arsenal (1 - 3) Gameplay G. Jesus Hatrick by NoahHadNoArk: 9:54pm On Dec 22, 2024
Like and subscribe to animation?!😒
Travel › Re: Lagos To Abuja, Uyo, Abia Etc Now Over 60k One Way By Road by NoahHadNoArk: 8:19pm On Dec 19, 2024
oz4real83:
Though inflation is high, this is just too outrageous, you will get to the same destination with far less than that amount if you remove fear from your life and go to berger to board buses with unpopular names sad
Hold your ransom money 🤣
Romance › Re: 40 Days Without Prostitutes Or Gambling by NoahHadNoArk: 2:42pm On Dec 16, 2024
1 Corinthians 5:5
hand this man over to Satan for the destruction of the flesh, so that his spirit may be saved on the day of the Lord.
Romance › Re: I Landed Her Sweet Busty Sister 6 Years Later.. by NoahHadNoArk: 1:12pm On Dec 12, 2024
Chindedum95:
grin another episode on things that never happened...

No use imagination kill yourself..
I just checked your DP


Na inferiority complex wan kill you 🤣


Kpele 😝
Romance › Re: Nigerian Woman Expresses Sadness Over Ordination Of 25 Catholic Priests by NoahHadNoArk: 3:25pm On Dec 06, 2024
Mindlog:
For every Nigerian male ordained a Catholic Priest, at least 4 Nigerian females get professed as a Reverend Sister.....so e balance out.😂😂😂
Talk what you know
Family › Re: Nigerian Guys Ambush Their Girl Friends With Proposals At The Airport by NoahHadNoArk: 1:41pm On Dec 06, 2024
dumahi:
Let someone tell me that this is a skit or I'll carry a placard now.
Placard saying what?!?

That life has not been fair to you ?!?



That you not lucky enough to get a Foreign GF?!?



Or that TPain is causing you pain😂
Romance › Re: Bournvita And Milo Are Not Tea Nigerians. by NoahHadNoArk: 12:57pm On Dec 06, 2024
You spoiling people’s Businesses just to promote your own……..


Well Done
Romance › Re: Getting Married To Your Secondary School Girlfriend Is Real Love by NoahHadNoArk: 12:51pm On Dec 03, 2024
All these bad belles above me 😒


Just wish them a happy union and walk away.


Someone is even speaking English of dependents and Independence Day 🙄

How that one take matter for two people who have sworn to be together till forever.


From their comments you will know people who have tried love times without number and have given up.

Then feel bitter when two people hit it and get it right.


You will be fine las las


Get a dog, learn a new language and find a hobby.

You will be fine



My peace I leave you
Travel › Re: My Family Wants To Send Me To The UK-(London) , But Am Not Ready: I Need Advice by NoahHadNoArk: 1:57pm On Dec 02, 2024
Episode22:
my girlfriend is pregnant, only me know about it for now.. im still in my mother's house..
Seems to me you are trapped and you are in trouble.



But from one brother to another brother I will tell you leave this country and don’t look back.

Go ahead and make plans for her to join you in UK when you have the means


But do not allow a pregnancy to hinder or thwart your dreams of getting a better life.

Something is making me feel this opportunity may not arise again, so seize it and make the best use of it.



When you finally decide to leave, do not Tel anyone. Gf, friends, hood guys or cousins.


Take everyone by surprise when they call you after weeks of not seeing you and you tell them you in London.


You will find me one day to thank me…….but until then, May God’s Grace abide with you, even as I wish you journey mercies on your trip.
Travel › Re: My Family Wants To Send Me To The UK-(London) , But Am Not Ready: I Need Advice by NoahHadNoArk: 12:18pm On Dec 02, 2024
If you have any chance to leave this dead country, seize that opportunity as fast as you can and don’t look back.


Your friendssssss and girlfriends whom you reluctant to let go of, you will be of better help to them if you outside the country and sending them hard currency to better their lives.



Unless you earning 500k per month, living in your own house and having no fears for tomorrow then by all means stay back.

But if you buying beans 600naira a cup like I did on Saturday, 200 naira for one egg like I did on Sunday, and 1300 naira for a liter of petrol like I did this morning to fill my gen just to pump water since we’ve not had light since February,

If you worried about getting harassed on transit by clueless police officers standing at checkpoints seeking to fleece you of your hard earned money, if the name TPain is on your lips like every other Nigerian……

Go ahead and ask yourself why you even thinking twice about this once in a lifetime opportunity, if it’s not village people goading you into staying back so they can monitor your activities and have the final say.


I’ve said more than enough


My peace I leave you
Crime › Re: Pandemonium As Native Doctor Shot Himself While Testing ‘bullet Proof’ Charm In by NoahHadNoArk: 5:54am On Dec 01, 2024
I hope the gun is ok
Politics › Re: Macron , Wife And The Tinubus Dazed In Aso Ebi by NoahHadNoArk: 2:48pm On Nov 29, 2024
If no be AI make I bend



To the guy above me who beat me to ftc


You will be born a Nigerian in your next life with Tinubu your president
Food › Re: His Trap Caught A Python (pictures) by NoahHadNoArk: 6:34pm On Nov 26, 2024
dawnomike:
Lala does not fancy snakes anymore... huh
When this your comment garners 1000likes and still counting, after this thread has been moved to FP,

Then you will know that a leopard doesn’t change its spots 🤣
Foreign Affairs › Re: Man Finds $43,000 In A Store-bought Couch – Here’s What Happened Next(photos/vid by NoahHadNoArk: 6:30pm On Nov 26, 2024
Hezzyluv:
I have to use this emoji again. grin
No worries


What you would have done, is what every Nigerian under this regime would have done too.

Let’s leave it there🤣
Romance › Re: Karma Is Useless, Life Is Baseless And Death Is Pointless. by NoahHadNoArk: 2:46pm On Nov 26, 2024
This your farewell note?!
Politics › Re: Shade Tinubu As Guest Of Honour As Igbos Holds New Yam Festival In Abuja by NoahHadNoArk: 2:33pm On Nov 24, 2024
Richtaiwo:
Pls shut up. He said the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
Wasn’t talking to you and never asked you to mention me,

Now please go back to making love to your hands, since that’s all you were born to do.


Unam Ikot!

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