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I sell palm kernel We deliver anywhere in country Dm |
Our lagoons will be filled with Women Please it’s a Bad idea!😂 |
danvon:You’ve got maggots in your brain! How dare you call what God Created Cowardly, filthy and crooked?!? I hope this your comment is pasted here on the internet forever, and should be dusted and read out loud any day you plan to run for an elected office. Imbecïlë |
If you post it here will you die ?! |
Strictlygreen:While a family somewhere be worried sick about the whereabouts of their breadwinner 😒 Your comment is the most cold and insensitive piece of thrash I’ve ever read since the inception of this forum! |
Another Stampede………. Loading………70% My peace I leave them |
cynthiaolah:Go ahead and show us screenshots of the correction before and after, if you not a hungry bloody scammer😒 Ewu! Mynd44 rule 9 |
Should anyone fall for this scam then you have yourself to blame!!! Seun Mynd44 rule 9 |
Like and subscribe to animation?!😒 |
oz4real83:Hold your ransom money 🤣 |
1 Corinthians 5:5 hand this man over to Satan for the destruction of the flesh, so that his spirit may be saved on the day of the Lord. |
Chindedum95:I just checked your DP Na inferiority complex wan kill you 🤣 Kpele 😝 |
Mindlog:Talk what you know |
dumahi:Placard saying what?!? That life has not been fair to you ?!? That you not lucky enough to get a Foreign GF?!? Or that TPain is causing you pain😂 |
You spoiling people’s Businesses just to promote your own…….. Well Done |
All these bad belles above me 😒 Just wish them a happy union and walk away. Someone is even speaking English of dependents and Independence Day 🙄 How that one take matter for two people who have sworn to be together till forever. From their comments you will know people who have tried love times without number and have given up. Then feel bitter when two people hit it and get it right. You will be fine las las Get a dog, learn a new language and find a hobby. You will be fine My peace I leave you |
Episode22:Seems to me you are trapped and you are in trouble. But from one brother to another brother I will tell you leave this country and don’t look back. Go ahead and make plans for her to join you in UK when you have the means But do not allow a pregnancy to hinder or thwart your dreams of getting a better life. Something is making me feel this opportunity may not arise again, so seize it and make the best use of it. When you finally decide to leave, do not Tel anyone. Gf, friends, hood guys or cousins. Take everyone by surprise when they call you after weeks of not seeing you and you tell them you in London. You will find me one day to thank me…….but until then, May God’s Grace abide with you, even as I wish you journey mercies on your trip. |
If you have any chance to leave this dead country, seize that opportunity as fast as you can and don’t look back. Your friendssssss and girlfriends whom you reluctant to let go of, you will be of better help to them if you outside the country and sending them hard currency to better their lives. Unless you earning 500k per month, living in your own house and having no fears for tomorrow then by all means stay back. But if you buying beans 600naira a cup like I did on Saturday, 200 naira for one egg like I did on Sunday, and 1300 naira for a liter of petrol like I did this morning to fill my gen just to pump water since we’ve not had light since February, If you worried about getting harassed on transit by clueless police officers standing at checkpoints seeking to fleece you of your hard earned money, if the name TPain is on your lips like every other Nigerian…… Go ahead and ask yourself why you even thinking twice about this once in a lifetime opportunity, if it’s not village people goading you into staying back so they can monitor your activities and have the final say. I’ve said more than enough My peace I leave you |
I hope the gun is ok |
If no be AI make I bend To the guy above me who beat me to ftc You will be born a Nigerian in your next life with Tinubu your president |
dawnomike:When this your comment garners 1000likes and still counting, after this thread has been moved to FP, Then you will know that a leopard doesn’t change its spots 🤣 |
Hezzyluv:No worries What you would have done, is what every Nigerian under this regime would have done too. Let’s leave it there🤣 |
This your farewell note?! |
Richtaiwo:Wasn’t talking to you and never asked you to mention me, Now please go back to making love to your hands, since that’s all you were born to do. Unam Ikot! |

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