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RomanceRe: Getting Married To Your Secondary School Girlfriend Is Real Love by NoahHadNoArk: 12:51pm On Dec 03, 2024
All these bad belles above me 😒


Just wish them a happy union and walk away.


Someone is even speaking English of dependents and Independence Day 🙄

How that one take matter for two people who have sworn to be together till forever.


From their comments you will know people who have tried love times without number and have given up.

Then feel bitter when two people hit it and get it right.


You will be fine las las


Get a dog, learn a new language and find a hobby.

You will be fine



My peace I leave you
TravelRe: My Family Wants To Send Me To The UK-(London) , But Am Not Ready: I Need Advice by NoahHadNoArk: 1:57pm On Dec 02, 2024
Episode22:
my girlfriend is pregnant, only me know about it for now.. im still in my mother's house..
Seems to me you are trapped and you are in trouble.



But from one brother to another brother I will tell you leave this country and don’t look back.

Go ahead and make plans for her to join you in UK when you have the means


But do not allow a pregnancy to hinder or thwart your dreams of getting a better life.

Something is making me feel this opportunity may not arise again, so seize it and make the best use of it.



When you finally decide to leave, do not Tel anyone. Gf, friends, hood guys or cousins.


Take everyone by surprise when they call you after weeks of not seeing you and you tell them you in London.


You will find me one day to thank me…….but until then, May God’s Grace abide with you, even as I wish you journey mercies on your trip.
TravelRe: My Family Wants To Send Me To The UK-(London) , But Am Not Ready: I Need Advice by NoahHadNoArk: 12:18pm On Dec 02, 2024
If you have any chance to leave this dead country, seize that opportunity as fast as you can and don’t look back.


Your friendssssss and girlfriends whom you reluctant to let go of, you will be of better help to them if you outside the country and sending them hard currency to better their lives.



Unless you earning 500k per month, living in your own house and having no fears for tomorrow then by all means stay back.

But if you buying beans 600naira a cup like I did on Saturday, 200 naira for one egg like I did on Sunday, and 1300 naira for a liter of petrol like I did this morning to fill my gen just to pump water since we’ve not had light since February,

If you worried about getting harassed on transit by clueless police officers standing at checkpoints seeking to fleece you of your hard earned money, if the name TPain is on your lips like every other Nigerian……

Go ahead and ask yourself why you even thinking twice about this once in a lifetime opportunity, if it’s not village people goading you into staying back so they can monitor your activities and have the final say.


I’ve said more than enough


My peace I leave you
CrimeRe: Pandemonium As Native Doctor Shot Himself While Testing ‘bullet Proof’ Charm In by NoahHadNoArk: 5:54am On Dec 01, 2024
I hope the gun is ok
PoliticsRe: Macron , Wife And The Tinubus Dazed In Aso Ebi by NoahHadNoArk: 2:48pm On Nov 29, 2024
If no be AI make I bend



To the guy above me who beat me to ftc


You will be born a Nigerian in your next life with Tinubu your president
FoodRe: His Trap Caught A Python (pictures) by NoahHadNoArk: 6:34pm On Nov 26, 2024
dawnomike:
Lala does not fancy snakes anymore... huh
When this your comment garners 1000likes and still counting, after this thread has been moved to FP,

Then you will know that a leopard doesn’t change its spots 🤣
Foreign AffairsRe: Man Finds $43,000 In A Store-bought Couch – Here’s What Happened Next(photos/vid by NoahHadNoArk: 6:30pm On Nov 26, 2024
Hezzyluv:
I have to use this emoji again. grin
No worries


What you would have done, is what every Nigerian under this regime would have done too.

Let’s leave it there🤣
RomanceRe: Karma Is Useless, Life Is Baseless And Death Is Pointless. by NoahHadNoArk: 2:46pm On Nov 26, 2024
This your farewell note?!
PoliticsRe: Shade Tinubu As Guest Of Honour As Igbos Holds New Yam Festival In Abuja by NoahHadNoArk: 2:33pm On Nov 24, 2024
Richtaiwo:
Pls shut up. He said the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
Wasn’t talking to you and never asked you to mention me,

Now please go back to making love to your hands, since that’s all you were born to do.


Unam Ikot!
PoliticsRe: Shade Tinubu As Guest Of Honour As Igbos Holds New Yam Festival In Abuja by NoahHadNoArk: 2:29pm On Nov 24, 2024
fuckJones:
Tinubu, the man greater than Azikiwe and ojukwu combined
No need to bring this up in a thread that has to do with Yoruba and Igbos coming together for the sake of peace and unity, unless you just love to see war and fights between tribes on this platform all to appease your thirst for blood.

Seun, Mynd44 rule 2
RomanceRe: Jonathan Majors And Meagan Good Getting Married by NoahHadNoArk: 8:12am On Nov 18, 2024
Fine chicks and ugly guys

Since the beginning of time
PoliticsRe: Final Honors: Lt. Gen. Taoreed Lagbaja Laid To Rest (Photos) by NoahHadNoArk:
The debt that all men pay


highchief1:
I no go pay
Valar morghulis

"all men must die"
FamilyRe: Lady Disciplined By Brother After Viral Video Of Her Tattooing Boyfriend’s Image by NoahHadNoArk: 12:51pm On Nov 13, 2024
That’s domestic abuse and rightly so


Call the police, if we still have one working in this country
RomanceRe: My Experience Is Really A Sad One by NoahHadNoArk: 1:32pm On Nov 11, 2024
That boy calls you father

Disregard that DNA test
PoliticsRe: Gov Eno Weaving Food Basket In A'ibom by NoahHadNoArk: 6:03pm On Nov 04, 2024
Edygrin:
Sharing food only to party loyalist, is he the governor for Akwa-Ibom PDP members or the governor of Akwa Ibom State?
This is not True


Verify your facts before making comments you can’t defend if called upon.
BusinessRe: Cracked Palm Kernels For Sale From Uyo, We Deliver To Anywhere In The Country. by NoahHadNoArk(op): 5:20pm On Oct 29, 2024
Still selling


We deliver anywhere

Dm me now
PoliticsRe: Have You Ever Hear About Clifford Orji A Cannibal by NoahHadNoArk: 1:23pm On Oct 29, 2024
Resurrection212:
Are you kidding me this picture is the source.
I don’t get

One of those two men is Clifford ?!
PoliticsRe: Reps Member, Ikwechegh Issues Apology After Assaulting A Cab Driver by NoahHadNoArk: 8:51am On Oct 29, 2024
In other news were is the video
PoliticsRe: Have You Ever Hear About Clifford Orji A Cannibal by NoahHadNoArk: 12:14pm On Oct 27, 2024
The Attached Photo is from the Okija Shrine Raid



That’s not Clifford
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Power Grid Collapses Again, Plunging Millions Into Darkness by NoahHadNoArk: 9:08am On Oct 27, 2024
TimiRume:
Currently have light
If you want it to stay that way better tell no one


This Government doesn’t want to see its citizens happy.


Take the Naira notes scarcity for instance
CelebritiesRe: Man Cry : Could This Be Zinoleesky by NoahHadNoArk: 5:20pm On Oct 19, 2024
Big congratulations to you for projecting your Insecurities to the world


Well done
RomanceRe: Why I Trashed My Sextoys: Beautiful Lady Explains (photos/video) by NoahHadNoArk: 11:21am On Oct 17, 2024
Fisiryorh:
Awon jennyclay, who cares.... undecided
Do not wake a sleeping Dog
RomanceRe: God use POS woman to bless me 94k by NoahHadNoArk: 12:57pm On Oct 10, 2024
POS lady has lost 47k,

Go back to her and verify if the money truly sent or not.

If you set that woman’s business back by. Whooping 47k, when karma pays you back, you will loose millions in one day at a very crucial stage in your life.


Do the right thing now!


My peace I leave you
PoliticsRe: Eunice Thomas Host Ibeno APC And Supporters, Doles Out 15M In Thank You Meeting by NoahHadNoArk: 1:30am On Oct 09, 2024
How much you got paid for licking politicians asses?

How much of the Audio money got to you, 5k? 10?!


No be only 15m na 1btc



Peak Foolery at its highest

My peace I will still leave you
FamilyRe: I Am Contemplating Suicide by NoahHadNoArk: 9:11pm On Oct 07, 2024
With you gone, they’ll be One less mouth to feed



Drop venue for your funeral before you go, that rice must not miss me
Christianity EtcRe: Did Those Innocent Kids Have To Die For Baby Jesus To Live? by NoahHadNoArk: 7:44pm On Oct 06, 2024
Kobojunkie:
So, basically, this God you imagine, should abandon his own agreement with the people to do instead what you desire or demand of him? Just imagine someone out there completely ignoring the details of the agreement you made with him or her but choosing instead to impose his ideas and will on you as far as how you can and should operate... what would you think of such a person? undecided
Senseless

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