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She married this monster and that's their son.When girls rush to marry men for money,this is what happens.Now I'm beginning to imagine the kind of insults this boy will get when he goes to school.insults like Johnny d big head,Johnny d black charcoal.its really painful.

When girls rush to marry men for money,this is what happens.Now I'm beginning to imagine the kind of insults this boy will get when he goes to school.insults like Johnny d big head,Johnny d black charcoal.its really painful.

This image says it all

This tread might not make frontpage because it might sound demagogue,but truth be told we all have at one time been in a quandary concerning this two issues.talking from personal experience,I think its that of easing yourself that's more powerful.here's why
1.When hungry you can borrow money even from a stranger and eat,even though nah lacasera and gala.
2.When hungry you can go to a fastfood,eat and run or eat and wash plate.
3.When hungry you can go to a strangers house and plead and say you need food,since the person knows you don't necessarily need to come into their house ,they could offer assistance
4.When hungry you can drink water and go and sleep.
But for toileting that's not the case,why do I say so
1.When pressed you can't be able to walk,you might even start crying their on the spot.
2.When pressed,you will have to fart and might even poo on yourself
3.When pressed unlike hunger,its really gonna be embarassing to walk to a man's house and tell them you want to use their convenience
4.Lastly,when hungry,even under hot sun,cold will be catching you,you will stand still like Lot's wife,you will really feel embarassed.
So over to you folks,which do you think is more powerful,dead hungry or pressed for toilet to the point of running mental?

In my many years of seeing hollywood movies,am yet to hear a voice more masculine like that of John Hurt and James Earl Jones.To refresh our memories,James Earl Jones has that voice you hear on CNN " this is CNN" he is also Akeem's father in the movie" Coming to America" while John Hurt has that unique voice in the BBC sitcom "merlin" that voice of the dragon that says" the destiny of a kingdom rest on the shoulder of a small boy,his name MERLIN",John Hurts voice is also evident in the movie Perfume and in the Harry Potter series too,I really love both voices,but if am to choose,I'd take John Hurt,over to you folks what do you think?

him that there's this babe I want to give him,so I forged a number and gave to him,he now said he wanted to see her picture first,so I took my phone snapped my poo and I was even stooling that day,took d pic and sent to him and I said,here's d pic of the girl,lol,the guy almost vommitted that day,he felt really bad,so over to you guys,what have u done to someone who has offended you,that is not violent but it really pissed them off.

May God bless her

What am about to say might sound silly,but please some people deserve such treatment.
There's this friend of mine,we were chatting on whatsapp and I asked him for a favour to help me with something and he said I must give him money first,that really got me angry because he is someone I have helped so much in the past,and unfortunately for him I was in the toilet,you know guys na,so I told him that there's this babe I want to give him,so I forged a number and gave to him,he now said he wanted to see her picture first,so I took my phone snapped my poo and I was even stooling that day,took d pic and sent to him and I said,here's d pic of the girl,lol,the guy almost vommitted that day,he felt really bad,so over to you guys,what have u done to someone who has offended you,that is not violent but it really pissed them off.

Yes oo,even Jesus Christ,he died and paid for our sins at age 33,so long as there is life,there is Hope.

If jesus miracle was jollof rice instead of bread and fishes,12 basket wouldnot have remained,God bless jollof rice

:PYeah,you can call a plumtrician

My mom because that my wife might change tomorrow but my mom is K,where K is a constant,and my moms blessing going abt with me I can still make another 100million dollars.gracias

Something tells me satan is no more smilling,this constant barbaric acts happening in this country is out of hand,from killing a small boy for 50k in lagos,to dismembering a friends part at akwa ibom and now this one,am poised to wonder what is happening.satan why?may Jah help us all

Only if you know what an angel is capable of,one angel is more powerful than the 7billion ppl on earth,an angel can't appear like that,this is definitely satan at work,eh and I thought angels are women,is that not a man

[quote author=figo77 post=35881451]I have a friend who I think is down emotionally. He said his parent does not trust him. They tend to accuse him when money is missing in the house. He said when he was young he do steal at home but now he has changed. But his parents are yet to believe. He said
Please nl, what should he do?

Cc:Ishilove
Lalasticlala
[Simple thing,get very violent with them,threaten to burn the house and tell them u will commit suicide,then beat ur sister to comfession,that's all]

[quote author=Magician1503 post=35998053]Better person!
Not this baby daddies all around.
U do well jare[/ye]ah,he doesn't do bastards

[quote author=AlchemistDean post=35941457]People now die anyhow now...I remember back in the early 2000s when watchin' news with my Grandfather on NTA...if we hear that 15 People die,its a big deal...But now if you hear that 308 people die...it nothin' in anybody's face anymore...Its now the Norm...#Boko Haram must be Stopped[I appreciate your comment,you didn't lampoon and lambaste any body,this shows maturity,keep it up bro and insha allah,boko haram will someday be a thing of the past.cheers]

Pls what will u do?

Pls what will u do?

[your talking shabarash, just like saying the sound of saying satan's name scares God like mad]

The sound of this man's name scares Amaechi like nothing else![/quote]

Heaven dat I'm not sure I would make with all d toto iam bleeping,abeg pass me 100million joor.thank you

I had a vision of the contents of Hell and Heaven

HEAVEN
Personalities:the kind of people you would find in heaven,Abraham,David,sampson,elijah,etc.
Food:since we all A̶̲̥̅̊rε̲̣̣̣̥ spirits there would be no food in heaven,too bad.
Life: eternal life without end
Entertainment: no much fun just singing and praising God morning and night.
Babes: most babes there would look like deeper life girls,no "ukwu".

HELL
Personalities:hmmm jayZ,MJ,beyonce,nicki minaj,basketmouth,I go die,chris rock,dbanj,etc
Food:enough partying so food must dey

Entertainment: correct party,dancing galore,nude parties,etc

Babes: nicki minaj,tonto dike,with correct correct fine babes

Life:eternal life without end too

Now just choose,which one will be more fun,you can still add your own differences too

dhammyg: FUCCK U

I'm ‎​A̶̲̥̅ handsome guy, meet ♍ƺ
I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ PH let's FUCCK.

dhammyg: FUCCK U

So the Chibok skul gals A̶̲̥̅̊rε̲̣̣̣̥ now being used as suicide bombers?

This is depressing.

remsonik: Op ur write up is to bash the women, why not tell men to desist from flings on the night of their bachelor's eve. Not only women should desist,men too should as the dangers u listed are evident in women who do such,men too suffer such dangers!!!

Women should stop trying to size up men.

At the end of the day, na una go lose pass.

‎​A̶̲̥̅ word is enuff.

You forgot Sperm,Akwa Ibom girls И̣̣̣̥o better

The kinds of status we would be updating on FB,
Twitter & Instagram if we were in the
times of Moses, Noah, Adam and Abraham:

1. Guys its scary, Lot's wife just turned into a
pillar
of salt. #shaking‬

2. Pimping my camel, Jerusalem here I come...#dorocamel

3. Just chilling in first class at Noah's ark, the
view
here is fantastic.. But these Lions
keep staring at me weird. #Noahsvoyage‬

4.Chilling with Moses at Mt Sinai...miracles be
going down here.

5. Eve and hubby got banished, they ate the
forbidden fruit. I mean who
does that? #smh‬

6. Jacob's status: Things we do for love, cant
believe I served her father for 14 years just to get
her. Love u Rachel,muah!

7. Some people are so cruel!
Cain how do u kill your own brother? #RIPAbel‬

8. One of Jesus' disciples post: What a long
day...Walking and preaching the gospel. Now
chilling with my brothers. These guys
are funny...LLP! (Laughing Like Pharoah)

9. Isaac: Damn, dad nearly sacrificed me...
#selfiewithram‬ ya'll

10. Mary: Joseph is not replying my whatsapp
messages. He still thinks i cheated...Grow up
duh�!

11. David: Guys this balcony is da sheeit! ...I can
see everything. Female anatomy 101,finally sha this bersheba get ukwu ooo #word‬

12. Jezebel: Victoria's Secret is da bomb...

13. Cant believe Elisha just allowed bears to eat
up
those children. #Like‬ seriously.

14. Samson: The chick sold me out...I'm going to
bring the roof down on this party.

15. Judas did what? That bro ain't loyal.#smh..

Me and some friends were arguing about the most important organ of the human body,some said its the heart,another said the brain,one even said the liver,I personally think its the brain,because the brain controls the heart that is to say when a human brain dies the human being is dead but the heart can still function for hours after death.
Over to the scientist in the house,what are your opinions?

In the case of old yam,the water in it has dried which makes it heavier and more delicious whereas new yam contains much water thereby making it starchy

There was this girl I met,hër name is chisom,she wished my kid bro HBD on facebook,so I checked hër info and comfirmed she based in PH and damn she was ravishing,so I added hër and later on she gave me hër pin and we was chatting,but a problem arose,infact my eldest bro who was older than me with eleven years was hër ex.let me explain,my elder bro dated hër 2years ago b4 I met hër and she liked him so much and you no how girls do,dey try to get closer to his siblings,so she added my kid bro on facebook and dats how it happened,so she got to like me though,and we agreed to see,so we met at charcoal and spices and chatted,when we were going home,we boarded a cab and we kissed throughout,but due to our circumstances she couldn't go out with two brothers expecially a younger one at that,we went our separate ways,and I forgot one thing,it was my elder bro that deflowered hër.

A coincidence is a collections of events that are related but unlikely to have a shared cause,here are some mysterious coincidences.
15. Childhood Book. While American novelist Anne Parrish was browsing bookstores in Paris in the 1920s, she came upon a book that was one of her childhood favorites – Jack Frost and Other Stories. She picked up the old book and showed it to her husband, telling him of the book she fondly remembered as a child. Her husband took the book, opened it, and on the flyleaf found the inscription: “Anne Parrish, 209 N. Weber Street, Colorado Springs.” It was Anne’s very own book.


14. Poker Luck. In 1858, Robert Fallon was shot dead, an act of vengeance by those with whom he was playing poker. Fallon, they claimed, had won the $600 pot through cheating. With Fallon’s seat empty and none of the other players willing to take the now-unlucky $600, they found a new player to take Fallon’s place and staked him with the dead man’s $600. By the time the police had arrived to investigate the killing, the new player had turned the $600 into $2,200 in winnings. The police demanded the original $600 to pass on to Fallon’s next of kin – only to discover that the new player turned out to be Fallon’s son, who had not seen his father in seven years!

13. Twin Deaths. On 2002, Seventy-year-old twin brothers have died within hours of one another after separate accidents on the same road in northern Finland. The first of the twins died when he was hit by a lorry while riding his bike in Raahe, 600 kilometres north of the capital, Helsinki. He died just 1.5km from the spot where his brother was killed. “This is simply a historic coincidence. Although the road is a busy one, accidents don’t occur every day,” police officer Marja-Leena Huhtala told Reuters. “It made my hair stand on end when I heard the two were brothers, and identical twins at that. It came to mind that perhaps someone from upstairs had a say in this,” she said.

12. Poe Coincidence. In the 19th century, the famous horror writer, Egdar Allan Poe, wrote a book called ‘The narrative of Arthur Gordon Pym’. It was about four survivors of a shipwreck who were in an open boat for many days before they decided to kill and eat the cabin boy whose name was Richard Parker. Some years later, in 1884, the yawl, Mignonette, foundered, with only four survivors, who were in an open boat for many days. Eventully the three senior members of the crew, killed and ate the cabin boy. The name of the cabin boy was Richard Parker.

11. Royal Coincidence.
In Monza, Italy, King Umberto I, went to a small restaurant for dinner, accompanied by his aide-de-camp, General Emilio Ponzia- Vaglia. When the owner took King Umberto’s order, the King noticed that he and the restaurant owner were virtual doubles, in face and in build. Both men began discussing the striking resemblances between each other and found many more similarities. 1. Both men were born on the same day, of the same year, (March 14th, 1844).
2. Both men had been born in the same town.
3. Both men married a woman with same name, Margherita.
4. The restauranteur opened his restaurant on the same day that King Umberto was crowned King of Italy.
5. On the 29th July 1900, King Umberto was informed that the restauranteur had died that day in a mysterious shooting accident, and as he expressed his regret, he was then assassinated by an anarchist in the crowd.

10. Falling Baby.
In 1930s Detroit, a man named Joseph Figlock was to become an amazing figure in a young (and, apparently, incredibly careless) mother’s life. As Figlock was walking down the street, the mother’s baby fell from a high window onto Figlock. The baby’s fall was broken and Figlock and the baby were unharmed. A year later, the selfsame baby fell from the selfsame window, again falling onto Mr. Figlock as he was passing beneath. Once again, both of them survived the event.

9. Mystery Monk.
In 19th century Austria, a near-famous painter named Joseph Aigner attempted suicide on several occasions. During his first attempt to hang himself at the age of 18, Aigner was interrupted by a mysterious Capuchin monk. And again at age 22, he was prevented from hanging himself by the very same monk. Eight years later, he was sentenced to the gallows for his political activities. But again, his life was saved by the intervention of the same monk. At age 68, Joseph Aigner finally succeeded in suicide, using a pistol to shoot himself. Not surprisingly, his funeral ceremony was conducted by the very same Capuchin monk – a man whose name Aiger never even knew.


8. Photographic Coincidence.
A German mother who photographed her infant son in 1914 left the film to be developed at a store in Strasbourg. In those days some film plates were sold individually. World War I broke out and unable to return to Strasbourg, the woman gave up the picture for lost. Two years later she bought a film plate in Frankfurt, over 100 miles away, to take a picture of her newborn daughter. When developed the film turned out to be a double exposure, with the picture of her daughter superimposed on the earlier picture of her son. Through some incredible twist of fate, her original film, never developed, had been mislabeled as unused, and had eventually been resold to her.

7. Book Find.
In 1973, actor Anthony Hopkins agreed to appear in “The Girl From Petrovka”, based on a novel by George Feifer. Unable to find a copy of the book anywhere in London, Hopkins was surprised to discover one lying on a bench in a train station. It turned out to be George Feifer’s own annotated (personal) copy, which Feifer had lent to a friend, and which had been stolen from his friend’s car

. 6. Twins.
The twin brothers, Jim Lewis and Jim Springer, were separated at birth, adopted by different families. Unknown to each other, both families named the boys James. Both James grew up not knowing of the other, yet both sought law-enforcement training, both had abilities in mechanical drawing and carpentry, and each had married women named Linda. Both had sons, one of whom was named James Alan and the other named James Allan. The twin brothers also divorced their wives and married other women – both named Betty. And they both owned dogs which they named Toy.

5 Revenge Killing.
In 1883, Henry Ziegland broke off a relationship with his girlfriend who, out of distress, committed suicide. The girl’s enraged brother hunted down Ziegland and shot him. Believing he had killed Ziegland, the brother then took his own life. In fact, however, Ziegland had not been killed. The bullet had only grazed his face, lodging into a tree. It was a narrow escape. Years later, Ziegland decided to cut down the same tree, which still had the bullet in it. The huge tree seemed so formidable that he decided to blow it up with dynamite. The explosion propelled the bullet into Ziegland’s head, killing him.

4. Golden Scarab.
From The Structure and Dynamics of the Psyche: “A young woman I was treating had, at a critical moment, a dream in which she was given a golden scarab. While she was telling me this dream I sat with my back to the closed window. Suddenly I heard a noise behind me, like a gentle tapping. I turned round and saw a flying insect knocking against the window-pane from outside. I opened the window and caught the creature in the air as it flew in. It was the nearest analogy to the golden scarab that one finds in our latitudes, a scarabaeid beetle, the common rose-chafer (Cetonia aurata) which contrary to its usual habits had evidently felt an urge to get into a dark room at this particular moment. I must admit that nothing like it ever happened to me before or since, and that the dream of the patient has remained unique in my experience.” – Carl Jung.
3. Taxi. In 1975, while riding a moped in Bermuda, a man was accidentally struck and killed by a taxi. One year later, this man’s bother was killed in the very same way. In fact, he was riding the very same moped. And to stretch the odds even further, he was struck by the very same taxi driven by the same driver – and even carrying the very same passenger!

2. Hotel Discovery.
In 1953, television reporter Irv Kupcinet was in London to cover the coronation of Ellizabeth II. In one of the drawers in his room at the Savoy he found found some items that, by their identification, belonged to a man named Harry Hannin. Coincidentally, Harry Hannin – a basketball star with the famed Harlem Globetrotters – was a good friend of Kupcinet’s. But the story has yet another twist. Just two days later, and before he could tell Hannin of his lucky discovery, Kupcinet received a letter from Hannin. In the letter, Hannin told Kucinet that while staying at the Hotel Meurice in Paris, he found in a drawer a tie – with Kupcinet’s name on it.

1. Historical Coincidence.
The lives of Thomas Jefferson and John Adams, two of America’s founders. Jefferson crafted the Declaration of Independence, showing drafts of it to Adams, who (with Benjamin Franklin) helped to edit and hone it.The document was approved by the Continental Congress on July 4, 1776. Surprisingly, both Jefferson and Adams died on the same day, July 4, 1826 – exactly 50 years from the signing of the Declaration of Independence.