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thekingisback:
A slap or two is definitely the solution. If you're not willing to do that, then I'll suggest you give her the silent treatment.

You f*ucking woman beater. You're a huge as*shole for suggesting beating a woman!

You should be ashamed of your pathetic self! You f*ucking weak coward!

DTRUMPER:
Well pray about it, God will send you a comforter

Prayer my as*s!

It's a bit hard to know a fat person's age sometimes.

As if it's an achievement.

Show us your educational record at Uniben!

They always announce they recovered billions. Where is the money? Where does it go?

They "recover" and loot it again!

There's no doubt, Buhari has ruined the economy.
Could someone ask thieving Saraki and Ekweremadu what they have done, as Senate President and deputy, to alleviate the suffering of the masses?

All they do is to allocate more huge salaries and fat bonuses for doing absolutely nothing!

Dejiih001:
I intends relocating to Lagos, Ibeju-Lekki area to be precise and after series of consultations I was made to understand that a standard house/apartment in that area will cost me around #40 Millions.

But I wish to know if building a house myself from scratch will still cost as much as that or its just advisable I buy one straight or how possible can I possibly spend less to achieve this purpose?

I will greatly appreciate all your professional advises.

Building your own house is prudent, cost effective and more importantly, you will know the quality of your house. Because of houses that are collapsing everywhere in Nigeria due to poor quality, it would be reckless and dangerous to buy already built house, especially, the one the owner never lived in.

Build your house.

Mining coal? A dirty energy source that contributes heavily to global warming!

Why not focus on clean and renewable energy of the future, like Solar, Wind Power, Hydroelectric, Biomass (energy from plants), Hydrogen and fuel cells, Geothermal power and other forms of energy?!

LorDBolton:
Ignorance Is bliss

Especially, when it's you.

The girl bu igbu igbu!
The type that would make a man cum blood.

Political bribery.

APC did the same thing years back, but now see what it did to the country.

Nigeria is in recession, naira has depreciated more, companies are closing shops and leaving, investors are running away, fulani terrorists are on killing spree all over the country with impunity, journalists are being arrested, you even get arrested for naming a dog Buhari, Buhari doesn't obey laws and court orders, and he's busing junketing the whole world while the country burns!

Forming a new "mega" political party doesn't change the corrupt and thieving politicians behind it.

iliyande:
And you are there thinking ignorantly that if I read it will convince me? I'm too rooted guy.

Lets just stop the argument because I am not a type that engage people in argument sir. Since you weren't able to answer my simple question of what pains that much with one's believe for you to go as far as labeling the entire religion of about billions population fools. Bye and may we live to see our CREATOR ONE DAY.

Someone who worships an imaginary god in the sky and can't even defend his belief, says I think ignorantly. LOL
You're either a comedian or your're totally out of touch with with reality! It's a pity what religion could do someone.

I stand firmly by my statement that religious people are bunch of fools, they're confused and absolutely irrational in their thought. You didn't prove me otherwise. Did you?

Saving money while endangering your health is a terrible idea!

No logical thinking person gives a f*uck about his Eid-el-kabir message c*rap!
Your incompetence dragged this dying country into recession!

Only clueless and lazy id*iots pray to a non-existent god for help! Resign! You're unfit to be president.

Dumb religious Nigerians have been praying for a better Nigeria, but the reverse has been the case! This country has been going downhill since independence! And religious people can't explain why their imaginary god has been sleeping and not answering prayers!

Sermwell:
Although iam still a full time student but I like to hustle when school is on break. My school is on break now and I had been thinking of what to do when an elderly man in my church who is a deacon approached me and suggested that since times are hard(for both him and myself), I should go around and convince private schools directors to conduct seminers for their school teachers for a fee. And by the grace of God, iam the kind of person who can easily convince people to buy my sh1t for a good sum.
The next day, I packaged myself and hit the road, and within 3days, I was able to get some schools to conduct training for their teachers for the sum of #30,000 each. So far, we have conducted for 2 schools and was paid #30,000 per school, and my partner gave me #10,000 as my share on each occassion!
We still have some schools lined up for the training but I feel #10,000 is not just fair to me even though it is my partner who does the lecturing for 2hrs 30mins. I spoke to some friends and relatives about it and most of them think #10,000 is fair enough but I don't think so. Even my mum thinks I should not negotiate for increment since the man is a deacon in our church and he is the one who delivers the lecture, forgeting that Iam the one who goes out there to overhype, exaggerate and even 'force' these private school directors to need our services.
Pls guys, what do you think? I need enough money before school resumes o! Is #10,000 out of #30,000 fair for me or am I being greedy??

If your share of the deal was very important to you, why didn't you negotiate before you started?
For the fact the guy is a deacon, that probably means he was teaching religious stuff.

He's using you to extort money from schools in exchange for religious c*rap! Did your ancient book (bible) allow your "men of god" to collect money in exchange for religious teachings?

Christians, unintentionally, keep proving their religion is bullsh*it like other religions!

If you're searching for why this country is so f*ucked up, search no further. The Nigerian National Assembly is the most corrupt government institution in West Africa if not the whole Africa!

What they do there is to craft hideous ways to loot public money and allocate massive salaries and elephant bonuses to themselves for doing absolutely nothing!

If you check who's who in the National Assembly, you will find out they're mostly failed governors and other known corrupt politicians.

Nigeria is in big trouble.

robedu:
I graduated quite early and at 22 i already had an okay job, my education was miraculously funded with the little meaner jobs i was doing from house girl to sale's girl, typist etc.

So when i had a job, i decided to help my other siblings both younger and elder ones get qualitative education, for 4 years i work solely to pay their fees, i had no savings, so finally last year the last one standing graduated and i thought i was going to breath fresh air.

One came to stay with me, my immediate elder brother, after his NYSC he started job hunting and couldnt get any, he came to me to explain that he wants to go into photography, that he will use that to establish himself since there are no jobs coming forth, i went ahead to buy expensive photo camera, photo light, printers and all sort of photography stuff for him. weeks pass, months pass without him making any good out of the photography business, i keep on advising him and all.

But early this year when my car started having issues, i decided to change the car, when he saw that i wanted to buy a new car, he came to me to explain that the photography business is not moving, and that i should buy a car that will be accepted in Uber, so he can be driving the car for Uber transport at the weekends when i will not be using the car, initially the car i wanted to buy wasn't uber spec, i wanted to get Lexus 350 or Prius, but because of the way he pleaded with me, i decided to buy camry 2010 which was uber spec so he can use it.

After i got the car, i taught him how to drive and he started driving the car during the weekend, later he came to tell me he can be using the car in the afternoon when i am at work then he will drop me in the morning and pick me up in the evening. this was the hardest part, i couldnt bear not having a car to move around for lunch or client meetings in the afternoon, then he begged me that if i allow him use the car in the day, in 6 months he will make enough money to buy his own car and leave me alone.

So i agreed to allow him use the car in the afternoon, it was the toughest decision have made in my life, I could no longer go for lunch except with one of my colleagues, i had to hire other uber taxi for client meetings, i couldnt have my life like before, but the troubled part was the fact that my brother became arrogant, to even take me to work with my own car became so difficult, he will hurry me to do quick let him drop me else he is going to leave me at home, he doesnt come to pick me anymore from work, i remember the day i had to wait till 11.30pm in the office because the rain was falling and he said i should just find my way, life became so difficult but i was going to bear it for the next 6 months.

But unfortunately, 3 months after he didnt come home that night but that was not the first time he will sleep out so i thought it was his usual ways, i use public transport that day to work, in the office one of his friend called that he had accident and the police said i should come, i went there and the DPO told me why i had to leave my car for somene who is so irresponsible, that he was so drunk last night when he ran into another car, he could not deny that he was driving under the influence of alcohol, i had to start begging the police who refuse to listen to our plea.

He was taken to court where i was ask to bail him out with 50,000, i spend alot of money trying to bury the case, then I had to pay all sort of damages before taking the two cars (the one he hits and my own) to repair, while all of these lasted my head was banging and i was really stressed.

After all of these the car is still being fixed at the mechanic workshop, my brother has not seen anything wrong in all he has done, no sorry whatsoever, instead he came to challenge me to hurry the mechanic to finish up repairs on time so he can start work.

I was thinking that i will not give him the car anymore, but my sister was begging i let go.

What do you think i should do.

You're too good to your own detriment. Your brother is a loser and an ingrate. You sponsored his studies and he still depends on you without even respecting you!

I'm sure if he was the one who bought the car, he won't f*uck it up!

Do one of these;

- Give him the car as a gift and as a settlement for life. Whatever he does with it is none of your business.
- Don't let him use the car anymore. It's your car not he's. He should continue searching for a job.

You should start taking care of yourself and not someone else anymore. You've done great for your family. It's time to build your own life. Start saving for your future.

I'm not saying you shouldn't help your family again. My point is that it's time to be selfish. Think about yourself first before anyone. Life is too short and it has no duplicate. Enjoy your life while you can.

Who gave this corrupt id*iot the right to use State's money to buy rams for for muslims or spend state's money for any religion?\

Nigerian laws are really for the poor.

farano:


Wife: You're smelling woman's perfume. Where did you get it?

Husband: From the woman I was squeezed with in a taxi.

Wife: What about the lipstick on your mouth?

Husband: Oh that one? I got it from sandra who I was congratulating for passing her exams.

Wife: What about the used condoms in your pocket?

Husband: Hey leave me alone don't ask silly questions. I want to sleep!!

Wife: (crying) This is not fair cuz when I used them I don't bring them home.

Husband: (Waking up angry). What did you say?

Wife: Leave me alone I want to sleep.


https://www.instagram.com/p/BKL_jekjwig/


The husband no go slp o

How the hell do you expect the husband to sleep?
The guy will go late to work (if he has a job) because of lack of sleep. Nice joke though.

Society sees cheating women worse than cheating men, which is very unfair. Cheating by male or female is wrong!
It's better you end your relationship or marriage than to cheat.

iliyande:
Why should I read what I have read countless times? My thoughts and that of the writer is not the same, so his writeups will Never convince me in anyway.

So, what makes you feel that what the person wrote there is true?

Now, I want to know what opssets you with Christiandom you call them fools without provocation.

How do you know the link contains what you've read countless times, if you haven't read it yet? You see what I'm talking about? You just lied. Religion brainwash you people not question or challenge it in any way or form! Anything that stops you from asking questions or investigating it is a scam!!

If your religion is so great and true, why does it stop you from having an open-mind to ask questions? Religion 'dumbs' down people so that they can't be rational in their thinking, because a rational thinking person always finds out the truth about anything. That's the truth!

I was born in a religious family, I studied in a religious school (seminary) and would have become an archbishop by now if I had followed through my father's wish. So I know what the hell I'm talking about because I know the bible like the back of my hand!

You don't need to have the same thought as the writer to read what opposes the existence of your god. Did you have the same thought with writers of all the books you've read in in your life? By the way, why would I give you a link to a writer who has your thought? You see? You don't make sense!

The writer presented his proofs with quotes from christian bible, which I guess is also your bible. Take your time to read it and tell me the places you disagree, then we discuss them.

Fashola is the ONLY Yoruba leader I like and respect a lot. Even though he did wrong by "deporting" some Igbos during his administration as governor, it didn't change my perception of him because he apologized. We all make mistakes.

Fashola is a great gift to Yorubas. A gift I wished we Igbos had in this modern time. He was the best governor in Nigerian history. He changed Lagos and made living there a bit more conducive. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying he's a saint. I believe ALL Nigerian politicians are corrupt but he's not too corrupt to not perform for the masses.

When he was appointed a minister, I had no doubt he would do well. In fact, I wish he was the president. I hope he would present himself in future as a presidential aspirant. I would vote for him in a heartbeat.

Fashola is the ONLY politician in Nigeria today we can trust a little. Others are outright thieves who have no agenda to work for the people.

iliyande:
And it makes u so upset that you can not resist calling me a fool because I refused to back you in providing that God does not exist?

BTW, there is no need to prove to me I have my personal experience

I don't mean to offend anyone when I say the truth. But religious people always deem any opposition to their belief as offensive.

Read the link I gave you. You will learn that your god doesn't exist. The link will change your life and free you from religious bondage.

If you truly believe in your religion, why not at least, read the link and prove the content wrong?

Glory12345:
Actually this is my first post on nairaland,I'm a comment reader and a post reader and I have observed how people do things here and I feel I should share my story,please don't criticise me or anything, I just need your help or advise,and please do read carefully to understand,and i am also sorry if i dont type this well,i'm not much of a writer.Thanks in advance

There's this guy I met at 3chub Ikeja,I actually went to ask if there was any standard rechargeable fan because i have been scammed alot by all these "fairly used" rechargeable fan,so i decided to buy a new one because they sell home appliances there,even though people say fairly used items are better which I chose to decline because this is 2016,and this buhari regime doesnt accomodate an extravagant spending.

I work in Lagos but I stay in mowe,and the electricity there isn't too good so that's why I'm getting the fan so even when the gen is off,i would have an alternative,so when I got to the store,the sales ambassadors offered me different brand rechargeable fan,but i later got a syinix rechargeable fan,because I was impressed with the number of months the warranty covers so I purchased it with my ATM card since I just came to inquire and not buy and I was cashless,I had to just use the POS *I'm only explaining all if these to give you a clearer understanding of the issue on floor*

After purchasing the fan,there was this guy that came to buy a gas cooker and we happened to meet and we both exchanged contacts with eachother and few months later we developed feelings and we had a relationship and we were doing the normal relationship vibe,until this week,he started acting up because I said no sex until marriage...he's a very nice person anyway,he helped me in so many ways(advices,financially,physically) but just because I said no sex until marriage,he's acting up already,although I have my reasons for abstaining until marriage anyway but my story is sad,and I don't know who to tell and I feel more comfortable telling people online because someone that knows me physically might not say the truth to me,because they don't want to hurt me,please I need matured comments even if it will hurt,just tell me

Although we aren't kids,but I'm just troubled because I love him a lot and I don't know what to do.

I'm a loner right now

Please, next time you need help or advice, go straight to the point. I'm sure nobody cared about how you love rechargeable fan and how you paid for it. You could have easily started by saying, "you met a guy at electronic shop......."

I respect your "no sex before marriage" thing, but most men wouldn't tolerate it, including me. I know you don't want a man to f*uck you and not marry you. I get it. But the "no sex before marriage" is old and a bad way to go about it.

If you meet a man you would like to marry, have sex with him to know if you guys are sexually compatible. Sex is very important in any love relationship. You would like to spend the rest of your life with a man who is totally rubbish in bed. Bad sex or lack of it can destroy any relationship.

I'm not saying you should jump in bed with every man who shows interest in you. And you can't expect every man who shows interest in you or who you wish to marry, to actually marry you. All relationships don't result in marriage and not all great relationships result in marriage.

There was a very beautiful and sexy woman I met many years ago. All I thought was to get this chic and enjoy her and run because I thought a gorgeous woman like her would be sleeping with a lot of men. I tried numerous times to lure her to my sex den but each time she politely refused. I used money, everything to lure her but again and again, she refused.

I said well, if I establish a fake relationship with her, she will definitely crawl into my bed. I did establish a relationship with her but what happened next changed everything, including, my bias mind against pretty women.

Her personality was superb, her attitude was excellent, she came from a very responsible family, very intelligent and more especially, she wasn't the type that f*uck around. In fact, I found out I was her second boyfriend. Her first boyfriend wanted to marry her but she refused because she caught the id*iot with a girl. How could a man have such a wonderful woman and still cheated?

Wow! The fake relationship I started became a real serious love relationship. She became the only woman I had a long relationship with all my life. In fact, she's my wife! She's right here with me now, laughing her her as*s off as I write this. I love her more than anything in my life! And we had a lot sex before we married.

Back to the topic. It is very important to have sex with someone you want to spend the rest of your life with. If the guy has great attitude and treats you well, why not? Have fun! Sex makes a love relationship complete. Don't link sex with marriage condition, you may lose a great man. If you have great attitude and treat your man well, he may consider spending the rest of his life with you. Men need intimacy to make their mind up.

As I earlier stated, when I met my wife, marriage was never in my mind. But her beauty, intelligence, love, superb personally and great sex, made me want to share my life with her forever.

Good luck!

Perez007:
YOU SOUND IGNOBLE

Well, truth hurts, especially, to religious people.
Read this;
Why God is imaginary.

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iliyande:
Ok, please can you tell where the writeup pains you so much for you to label the entire Christiandom fool?

Click below web link to learn why God doesn't exit. Be open-minded while reading it.

PROOF THAT GOD IS IMAGINARY

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SpicyJosBabe:
Pls, why is it that you atheists are fund of attacking Christian threads and insulting christians?
You guys can open your own threads and try to make religious people see more reasons why they should join your belief in a more kind and compelling way

That's what I'm talking about. You saw my post as an insult and told me to leave the thread, instead of proving me wrong! If your religion is so great, wonderful and true, why not convince me? But you would rather push me away.

It's not an attack when someone sees you doing something wrong and tries to discourage you from it.

SpicyJosBabe:
Mr Atheist, why dont u people attack muslims? Cos the last time i checked, muslims are more religious than Christians.
Insulting someone on his belief will not make him accept yours, rather through careful dialogue and a kinder approach.
SeunOsewa the owner of this forum made a thread to promote atheism some time ago. Seriously i must tell you, i admire that thread in a way even though am religious. That is the way to convince people pls, not through insults and attacks.

If you had read through my correspondence with that guy, you would have known he started the insult. You don't expect me to just keep quiet and take the insult, do you?

Whenever I try to prove religious people wrong, some of them usually rain insults at me, especially christians, as if they were brainwashed in their churches to not tolerate any opposition whatsoever to their belief system.

Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Judaism, Hinduism, Taoism, Sikhism, Heathenism, Semitic neopaganism, Wicca, Kemetism, Hellenism, Italo-Roman neopaganism and many others, are all religions. So I argue against religion, not only christianity.

It is your right to demand it. But it may cost you the job if your boss is unreasonable and doesn't like to follow standard procedures.

Receiving payments every month from them is also a proof that you work there because their company name will be on the payment info. and that can also be used legally to sue.

And some companies do have work ID, which can also be used in the court.

But the Letter of Employment is better and makes things easier. So my advice is to do one of the following;

1. Politely demand for a Letter of Employment. That you receive it each time you get employment.

2. Lie to him that you found a new apartment you want to rent but the landlord is demanding for a document that shows you have a job because he doesn't want a jobless tenant. Then you ask for the Letter of Employment

NZAGHA:
idiot hw far.?

I just pity ur life...

I pity ur family sha.


Eheeeh she don born pikin, people shout for joy, but here ur. Useless touts roaming on nairaland. Thunder fire you if you reply me back. Monkey.

You're a fool. Why Christians pride themselves on ignorance, is beyond me!

shuggah:
my ignorance is beta than ur wisdom.. seun demon.

A fool who believes in a fictitious invincible god in the sky, thinks he has better wisdom.

Why Christians pride themselves on ignorance, is beyond me!

uzilee:
well said bro...right now the rest of my family is in chrch and I'm at home...stopped believing this religion crap months ago.....always had my doubts frm years back tho...bt assured myself 100percent that religion is a scam jst few months back...now i don't blame anyone or anything for happenings in life....reality unfolds as it should, nobody alters it, definitely not some make believe God

I'm glad you were smart to free yourself from religious bondage. Religion is the greatest manipulative tool created by man.
A Tool for ignorance, power, control and money.