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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Man Who Graduated With First Class From UK University Cries Out For Job. Photos by NobleG1(m):
phykiesexy:
After ur degree in UK, dey chase u out. Unless u want to stay as an illegal immigrant which u have to be hiding and running all d time. If Dem catch u Dem go deport u straight n u cnt try to step in Europe. Is it not better to come back? D only way he could have stayed back was if he married a white lady or d place he works liaise with embassy. Most companies in UK wouldn't do that cus dey have to pay d embassy some heavy pounds. Even when u come back seff and u apply again Dem fit no give u d visa. If NNPC or shell or chevron grant u scholarship it is not a guarantee dey employ u. Them just do that one as social responsibility. Even wen u do IT sef gan after u finish school for Dem to take u na war. If I were him, I would have applied to another country from UK cus it would have been easier. They hardly turn u down from deir. Probably he wanted to come n serve his father's land n now his father's land is serving him wid hardship.
Unless he intended to work in Nigeria, which I doubt.

I know a guy who studied in the U.K. and was employed by the same company where he did his intenship. The company helped process his work permit. Today the guy has U.K. passport.

That guy could have easily married an English woman before his study visa expired. That's what smart people do.

When I arrived the Netherlands, I got my 5yr residence card less than a year! Where as some people spend years struggling to get this particular card. I got my dutch passport three years after I collected the 5yr card, which means the card didn't even expire before I received my dutch passport.

In total, it took me 3yrs plus 6 months after I arrive Netherlands to get the passport, which is a feat! My close friends are still talking about it today.

I'm f*ucking smart!
Travel › Re: 8 Disgusting Habits Displayed By Nigerians When They Return From Abroad by NobleG1(m):
I base abroad and your list is foriegn to me.

The first thing I do whenever I arrive lagos airport is to visit a local resturant to eat egusi with stockfish and cow meat, then wash it down with fresh tombo (palmwine) before heading east.

Though I'm always careful with what eat because last time I came home, I ate Nkwobi and visited the toilet many times. I later realized they put something in it my stomach didn't like. But the next day I went to another joint and eat their Nkwobi and had no issue.

You can't spend many years in the West and expect your stomach to adjust to some local Nigerian foods immediately. It takes several visits to the toilet before the adjustment

I still meet my old friends who are still around, even though my mentality isn't the same as theirs, but we're still close.

I used to wear expensive stuff and drive expensive cars before, not to show off or anything. That was my lifestyle. But during the kidnapping crisis in Abia state, I decided to blend in by wearing normal Nigerian clothes, sold off all my flashy cars and gave one SUV to my friend in exchange for his old flat boot benz (I had to overhaul the engine and add AC)

After the blending in process, I felt as if I removed a large target sign from my back. I come home now unnoticed and without fear, blend in, enjoy my stay and slip away back to my base.
Crime › Re: Warehouse Filled With Indian Hemp In Lagos State Discovered By NDLEA by NobleG1(m): 4:12pm On Jun 07, 2016
They should stop the ban on weed! Weed has never killed anyone.

Alcohol is far more dangerous than weed and yet it's not banned.

They should hand the bags of weed over to medical labs to use it as medical weed for patients.
Celebrities › Re: Alex Usifo Graduates From Babcock With A Phd (photo) by NobleG1(m): 1:46pm On Jun 07, 2016
Good for him, but a PhD in an unknown university is a bad decision. And Nigerian PhD is crap anyway.

Nigerian PhD is like a diploma in the U.K.
Politics › Re: Jonathan: I Did Not Leave Empty Treasury by NobleG1(m): 11:32am On Jun 07, 2016
Jonathan is very corrupt, no doubt about that. Every thief should be punished.

But if buhari arrests Jonathan and leaves obasanjo and IBB off the hook, he may trigger a civil war!

If he is serious about fighting corruption, he must arrest all three I mentioned above. And also many thieves in APC!
Politics › Re: See Governor Obiano's "Stylish" Handshake That Has Got People Talking. Photos by NobleG1(m): 10:54am On Jun 07, 2016
Stop this madness OP!
Everything is suspicious to Nigerians with ancient mentality!

There are ways we shake hands, especially, when we meet our close friends. That hanskake on the pic, I've done it many times in my life with friends. Does it mean I'm into any stupid cult? NO.

In Nigeria when someone becomes sick they blame it on juju! When car crash happens, they blame juju! When someone dies, they blame juju! When business becomes bad, they blame juju! When hardship sets in, they blame juju! Nigerians hardly take responsibilty for their own actions!

Nigerians are too dumb to realize that juju doesn't work! The same way religion is crap! A Nigerian would rather go to church and pray for hours than figuring out why his or her business is going down! A Nigerian would rather pray for a sick person than taking the person to the hospital!

Nigirians are science illiterates that's why superstition reigns high in this useless country! And there's no scientific development of any kind in Nigeria because of this nonsense!
Family › Re: Woman Kept Her Baby In A Bag While Shopping by NobleG1(m): 5:33am On Jun 07, 2016
Terrible mother!
Not every woman should have a kid.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Man Who Graduated With First Class From UK University Cries Out For Job. Photos by NobleG1(m):
Something is wrong somewhere.
He claimed he was given a scholarship by NNPC to study in the U.K.

Why didn't NNPC employ him?
Why didn't he get a job in the U.K. where he studied?
Why is he having problems getting a job in Nigeria?
How could he be stranded and out of cash? Is he not smart enough to plan his journey.

I've never seen or heard that a First Class graduate had problem getting a job. There's absolutely something wrong!

He either does drug or has a mental issue or sucks at job interview.
Politics › Re: 51% Of Senators Are Bench Warmers: Businessday by NobleG1(m):
When I see Nigerians complaining about the same thieves they either voted for or helped rigged election in exchange for bags of rice and tomatoes, it pisses me off!

Every Nigerian is guilty of the mess we have today as a country! What we have at the NASS are thieves!

Nobody here is asking to find out what are in the 291 bills. These thieves only create bills that provide more opportunities for looting, not to benefit Nigerians!

Nigerians should shut up and bury their heads in the sand in shame, if they're not ready to take action in changing the country for good. Change only comes from bottom up, not from the top to bottom. Don't expect corrupt politicians to bring Change!

You can't continue doing the same thing and somehow expect a different outcome!!
Politics › Re: Buhari Goes On 10Day Vacation To London To Rest, Get Treatment For Ear Infection by NobleG1(m): 12:34am On Jun 06, 2016
I hope he stays there and never returns.
He's a terrible president, a very incompetent one!.
Celebrities › Re: Jim Iyke Shows Off His Brand New Tear Rubber Fiancee, Sends Warning To Haters by NobleG1(m): 12:29am On Jun 06, 2016
I don't like that id*iot called jim iyke.
He's a fraudster whose first job is to dupe money from f*oolish women.
Politics › Re: Thieves Stole My N12Million Cash, Saraki Says - Premium Times by NobleG1(m): 9:29pm On Jun 05, 2016
A thief who supposed to be in jail!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Couple Had Sex In Bush After Church, Caught And Beaten Up By Angry Youths by NobleG1(m):
Barbaric id*iots!!
Is it a crime to have sex in the bush in Kenya?
What right did these imb*ecilic youths have to beat this couple for anything?
Is it a crime for two adults to have sex?
Is it a crime to have sex after church?

This could also happen in Nigeria. There are religious nutjobs here too. There are extremists in christianity just like in islam. The two most violent and worst religions today!

Religion has done more evil than good in this world! If I had the power, I would ban anything religion!
Politics › Re: Murdered Bridget Agbaheme's Head Was Intact - Police by NobleG1(m): 3:56am On Jun 05, 2016
Nigerian police is the most corrupt and dishonest in the world.
Why should any sane person believe them.
Music/Radio › Re: #SouthAfricanMusicAwards: Man In Cloth Made Of Currency Notes by NobleG1(m): 2:23am On Jun 05, 2016
Look at him. He looks like an id*iot.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Reacts To President Buhari's Twit About The Murdered Woman In Kano by NobleG1(m): 2:21am On Jun 05, 2016
Sharing a country with these vicious northern monsters was a terrible mistake and still is.

I don't understand why any Igbo person would feel comfortable living in the north with these barbaric imb*eciles!

Buhari is an id*iot. The only religion that doesn't respect other religions is islam! It's the only useless violent religion today that kill non-muslins ("infidels").

Religion is the worst thing humans ever created. Hundreds of millions of people have been slaughtered because of religion, especially by christians and muslims (the two most evil ones).

There are roughly 4,200 religions on earth but the two religions above have slaughtered more humans than the others. The most violent today is Islam.
Politics › Re: Fayose Embarks On Indefinite Strike In Solidarity With Workers by NobleG1(m): 8:28pm On Jun 04, 2016
That's what you get when you've incompetent id*iots who have no policy whatsoever to better the lives of those they represent!!
Politics › Re: Ramadan: Book Haram Planning Bombing – Army by NobleG1(m): 8:11pm On Jun 04, 2016
Receiving security report from Nigerian army is like receiving security report from a toddler.
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Represents President Buhari In Senegal Today - APC tweets by NobleG1(m): 4:10pm On Jun 04, 2016
Junketing the world.
Business › Re: Which Of These Alternative Power Sources is more economical? by NobleG1(m): 8:59am On Jun 04, 2016
admax:
I will advise you to go for generator and battery/inverter option.

Due to few factors including low solar irriadiance in Ogun state and the fact that you wouldn't be cleaning the panels (People don't know they have to) often to maximise the yield.

Buy a generator to charge the battery for few hours, then run on inverter.
Bad advice.
You can't compare that with solar energy.
Business › Re: Which Of These Alternative Power Sources is more economical? by NobleG1(m):
inforesource:
I am embarking on ICT training Business, everything is ready but I am stuck in making a good choice among these following Alternative Energy sources:

1. Generator
2. Solar
3. Inverter.

Note: My centre will have 10 PCs, projector, big photocopy machine, and a fridge.

Pls note money is not an issue here. Kindly state why you choose any of the above energy source over another.

Focus: Efficiency, Life Span, Economical, in in short, mid and long term.

Location: Akute. Ogun state.

Thanks.
As you claimed that money is not an issue for you. Go for Solar energy. Every solar panel setup should have a Solar inverter that converts the DC from the solar panels to AC for your home appliances.

Solar energy is free after the initial setup. All you need for your solar setup are;

1. Solar Panel.
Manufacturer: SunPower.
Model: 245-235.
Type: Monocrystalline.
Efficiency: 20.1%.
Warranty: 25 years.
This solar panel is a beast. It's the best in the market right now. Buy one or more panels depending on the stuff you want to power in your home. Don't buy inferior solar panels!

2. Inverter.
There are two types of inverters - Puresine Wave and Modified Sine Wave.
Puresine outputs better quality electricity but more expensive than Modified Sine. Buy Puresine, you won't regret it.
Don't forget to buy the inverter with the capacity that suits your solar panels output.

3. Charge Controller.
There are two types of charge controllers - PWM and MPPT
The MPPT charge controller is the solution of choice for higher power systems but more expensive. The PWM charge controller is a good low cost solution for small systems only, when solar cell temperature is moderate to high (between 45°C and 75°C). Choose the best for you.
Don't forget to buy the Charge controller with the capacity that suits your solar panels output.

4. Battery.
There must be energy storage. There're three types of batteries to choose from;
- Lead acid. Deep-cycle, lead-acid batteries have been employed in renewable energy and reliably used in off-grid applications globally for decades. It's cheap.
- Lithium-ion. Lithium-ion batteries are the most common storage technology, regardless of application. Costs double the price of Lead acid.
- Flow batteries. Redox flow batteries are emerging as another storage option. It's the most mature technology in this area.
For more info. here.

Good luck.
Business › Re: 6 Months After! Fidelity Bank Apologizes To Lady After Calling Them Out Today by NobleG1(m): 3:51am On Jun 04, 2016
Nothing in this useless country works well.
Celebrities › Re: Teebillz Hangs Out At Churchill Bar, Lekki Phase 1 by NobleG1(m): 3:49am On Jun 04, 2016
This id*iot is probably using a strong hard drug.
Just look at him, he's posing like a m*oron..
Celebrities › Re: Jim Iyke & Chris Attoh In Texas, On The Set Of "Closure" by NobleG1(m): 3:47am On Jun 04, 2016
I don't like that id*iot called, Jim Iyke. He's a scammer.
Who knows the latest woman or women he's presently duping.
How f*oolish women find this id*iot attractive is beyond me!
Politics › Re: Eyewitness Account Of Fulani Attack In Enugu State......(photos)...Greatiyk4u by NobleG1(m): 7:48pm On Apr 27, 2016
[size=14pt]Kill any fulani as*shole entering your community![/size]
Politics › Re: Go After Killer Herdsmen: Buhari Orders CDS, IGP by NobleG1(m): 7:29pm On Apr 27, 2016
I'm glad he woke up. But it took a lot of bloodshed and many criticism from twitter and Facebook users to get his attention off Kalu to now focus on fulani terrorists!

Terrible and incompetent president.
Politics › Re: Arase Arrives Enugu Over Herdsmen Massacre by NobleG1(m): 7:20pm On Apr 27, 2016
icedfire:
See him big Belle? Ewu.

Tomorrow u will come and say nobody died from the attack. Or it was the handiwork of hoodlums not herdsmen. I wonder why we have clowns in the NPF
He'll accuse IPOB.
Politics › Re: Photo Of NLC Chairman's Landcruiser, Same Man Condemning Senators Lol by NobleG1(m): 7:15pm On Apr 27, 2016
edoyad:
Thanks to our friends at Nigeria News Channel on BBM I was able to get this. It's the picture of NLC chairman in Abuja grin grin grin, same man who wants to occupy senate over their purchase of Land cruisers.
Or can we say because his own is an earlier model, that makes him immune from being a hypocrite in this matter ? grin grin
Your post shows how st*upid some Nigerians are. So you think he organized occupy NASS because senators bought later SUV model than his?
You don't see anything wrong with a corrupt senate president bribing his fellow corrupt colleagues with SUVs, in broad daylight, to support and save him from legal problems!

Your pathetic mentality is one of the problems that hinder progress in this moribund country. It's difficult fighting corruption in a country where there are many like you who support corruption and see it as a norm!

Shame on you!
Celebrities › Re: Davido Gives Fan N50,000 For Praying For Him by NobleG1(m): 6:35pm On Apr 27, 2016
khristals:
he couldve saved himself the trouble if he goes to church
You want him to give pastor the money? For the crooked pastor to pocket it? That's completely rubbish! You religious nuts are dumb!
Church extorts money from id*iots in the name of a fictitious invisible god in the sky.
Politics › Re: No One Can Force Any Senator Out Via Protest-Senator Ali Ndume by NobleG1(m): 4:10pm On Apr 27, 2016
The corrupt politician is scared of protest. Protest can bring down any government and force Change, and this thief knows it.

Every "democratic" process in Nigeria is usually rigged and this thief knows his suggestion won't work.

Until we start massive protests and killing of corrupt politicians like this thief, Change won't come.
Politics › Re: Enugu: Arase Orders Detention Of Policeman Involved In Massacre by NobleG1(m): 4:01pm On Apr 27, 2016
Now they're trying make the massacre perpetrated by fulani terrorists, an Igbo's fault!
Crime › Re: Customs Seize Bags Of Rice In Kebbi State (photos) by NobleG1(m): 12:14am On Apr 27, 2016
This is somebody's hard earned cash.

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