₦airaland Forum

KingEbukaNaija:
Not breeding . For pleasure . Is it wrong if you have sexual acts with animals ?



Homosexuality is not normal .



I already explained why God can never support bestiality .

You claim to be a thiest you are now assuming the work of your god had it been that your god allowed it you the way he consented Lot to allow his child to engage in different sexual escapades you will be here defending him with your life.

HungerBAD:
Good News from the East.

I am impressed. Africans?Nigerians? why are we like this? this move by the Peace Transport Management, should be commended by us, and not be viewed with disdain or suspicion. Sometimes i am puzzled, that even with our level of Education, we still ascribe to the age long belief of witchery, sorcery and blood sucking.

Accidents occur everyday. Even in developed Countries, where Companies have a good service history of their vehicles as required by Law, still have multiple accidents, let alone those without a maintenance culture in Nigeria.

Back to Back, the Malaysian Airline lost hundreds of people. One has still not been recovered, and the other got shot down when it flew between the Ukraine and Russia troops(Ukraine Separatist is the official version) exchanging Mortar/Rocket Fire, so The owners of the Malaysian Airline suck Blood too?

We can go on. Air France/British Airways have lost Thousands of Passengers via Air Crash, Egypt Air and a host of others too. These guys are blood suckers or use the passengers Blood for Rituals too? Education is one thing,Enlightenment is another, a lot of people need to get enlightened.

Reminds me of a gist with a Benin friend of mine days ago, who kept boasting that Benin Juju is this and that, and so i asked him do you believe in Juju, he said yes. And then i asked him, if Benin Juju is so Powerful, how come the British tied your Oba with Ropes, and took him to Calabar where he died and no Juju Killed any British? he still has not answered.

We should have an open mind please.

And you still believe that God exists why the so called children of God die of different types diseases and accidents why they say he is the all loving God that doesn't allow evil befall his children.

nice signing for Man United l am getting there second to comment.

nice signing for Man United l am getting there second to comment.

AgricSalt:
iamDiabolic, when I saw "I don't need your preaching and bible verses", I wanted to refrain from quoting you, but then I saw "I've heard enough of that".

Well iamDiabolic, you haven't heard shishi. And I mean shishi. All you have heard is hearsay.

If you really want to hear from God personally, then go and arrange a meeting with a Jehovah's witness. After that you can then make your final conclusion.

For instance you talked about hellfire. Well for what is worth, the bible doesn't teach there is hellfire. This is just a tip that you haven't heard the bible speak before. But only the artfully contrived false stories of Catholic and other religions is what you are imagining to be bible's teaching.

see this mumu you can't counter what he just said with facts rather you decided to attack the Catholic doctrine. FOOL

return to main market 2morow go straight to White House which is a minute walk from EMEKA ofor plaza go and make your complain then lead the security operatives to that shop and see how your phone will be returned without spending a dime and those guys will be begging you for forgiveness.

The four - time Coach of the Super Eagles complained of chest pains on Friday night and died in his sleep.RIP Amodu Shuaibu

That is why his music career is fast going into oblivion. Who even remembers that he is a Nigerian musician .

pinkyliceous:
I understand you very well.

I am very much against Buhari's silly economic policies but I thought those multinationals should exercise a little bit of patience with us.

My brother business is business if you as a business man is doing business in Ghana and you make a profit of 10m and due to the economic policies of the Ghanaian government you are unable to make use of your profit that you loose about 5m despite the Huge amount of tax you pay.

gbaskiboy:
49 years agitating the sovereign state of Biafra and yet not realized. Should this group not up their dreams. One Nigeria for life!!!!!!

56 years and Nigeria is not working and is regarded as a failed state won't Nigeria devide and every body mind his own country.

pinkyliceous:
These fair-weather international companies, you enjoyed with us for the longest, why not endure with us for a short while?



I am not a zombie.

The owners of these Airlines are businessmen and not philanthropist so they do business to make profit. How would you expect them to be in an unfavorable business environment whereas the condition was intentionally caused by The government.
So you as a business man if a business environment becomes unfavorable won't you leave that environment ?

Ksslib:
In today's world where riches happen to be the quickest way to gain respect and enjoy life to the fullest, it is no surprise that if given the chance, everyone would rather they were born with a silver spoon. But life being the biitch she has aways been, happens to have this criteria we still dont know about, she uses to distribute her "silver spoon" to a select few,while the rest, share what's left of the proverbial "wooden spoon". And there are certain things, those,whose family, at a point, every wielded a "wooden spoon" can identify with: things like


1.. YOU LEARN TO RESPECT HOUSEHOLD ITEMS!
I, ksslib, happen to be the first child my parents brought into this world, but it's really painful, having been denied the earned right to bask in the euphoria of being the eldest child in the family, no thanks to my brothers(mostly pre civil war furniture and utensils) littered all over the house that, my parents, especially mother, annoyingly holds dear to heart. I remember how if in a fit of anger, I mistakenly kicked the rusted blue cupboard, she would be quick to remind me of why I shouldn't be rude to my elder brother, who happens to be 23yrs my senior. How i would look at it with scorn "So at this age, you still dey ur papa house"? "You no dey marry"?

We had this black pot, whose back, we didn't bother washing again, after constant fire wood usage made it pretty clear that, some scars are just meant to be. And as if to wave off any misconceptions, the "stone-age" aroma the pot always made a conscuious effort to fill every food cooked in it with, didnt need remind me of who, once again, was the boss....the message was pretty clear... Or Is it the "ancient of days" vintage cushion that would not hesitate to pierce ya with it's wooden lethal teeth, strategically hidden where one is supposed to sit? Reminding you that, a small boy like you is only allowed to sit on an elder with one nyash, the other, suspended in mid-air as a sign of respect. Age, they say, is just a number, but certainly not between I and my Bro's.

2.. WHEN WE ATE, WE ATE BIG!
My mother could use one sachet of milo, half tea spoon of cowbell to make tea off lake chad. And before you accuse my mother of using too much milk, I should let you know that, our neighbour, mama ochuko, could use the same resources as my mum, to make tea out of the Atlantic ocean. I know what you are thinking right now: "Isn't that a whole lot ot tea"? . But wait and watch how just one dip from the saccharine coated bread reduces the ocean to a mere river. While the next, reduces it to a canal. And the next thing you ll be hearing is "I never belle full"..

Dont even get me started with how we soak garri. Look, when things are not going too well for the family, you ll learn how to soak two cups of garri with 50litres gallon of water. There was this day my little cousin wept bitterly after he couldn't locate his two piece of groundnut that went rogue within the vase expanse of the garri ocean. We had to involve the Navy to deliver them safely, avoiding what could have propelled a potential loss of human lives. This was a boy who could dip his bare hand in a 200 degree hot fire just to remove roasted yam when hungry, so who are you to blame me for involving the military?


3.. NOTHING GETS THROWN AWAY...NOTHING!
Being poor comes with alot of disadvantages, but one of the few advantages lies there-in the fact that it awakens that creativity buried deep within. Such creativity where, a sachet of used tomato paste could get incorporated into the interior decor of the living room so brilliantly that even an x-ray scan cannot reveal which half of the red curtain is patched with strictly Gino.
Every single item had an alternate use, one of the reasons why I personally made sure no shoe of mine or mother's got thrown away. The old shoes were used as spare parts by yours faithfully, to rejuvenate current dying shoes. I had this black shoe, whose nose, I patched with a red leather from one of my mum's dead high heel, while the back, had a touch of yellow-blue i cut out from an old easy wear of, you gussed right--mother's. Afterall, even Joseph had a coat of many colours and everyone was ok with it... Seventy percent of my jean trousers back then, transformed into rugged jeans as a sign of protest when i didn't want to let go, so you could say even my fashion sense back then, was ahead of its time. And somebody should tell Kanye west to stop making noise about his Yezus cloth line because no be today boys begin wear rag....it haff teyed.

Enough about my creativity, mother was creative too. She made sure all used yellow custard containers were littered everywhere, serving different purposes like... what we used to pour water on the body, keep toothbrush, keep sponge, keep soap,drink water, drink akamu, store maggi, salt, pepper, crayfish. .. and in no time, our house began looking like a chemistry lab.

4.. YOU GROW IN YOUR CLOTHING!
While rich kids were rocking body- hugs and slim fitted clothing, we the poor kids, were always clothed in what i would describe as a typical "clown attire". I was kind of stubborn when growing up, so you would understand why even after several warnings and pleas from mother, I couldn't stop visiting the bush with friends, to jump from high altitudes after school hours. I came from school this faithful day and when I was introduced to my to be christmas shirt, then and there, i truly understand how much mother loved me. She bought me a Parachute sized multi-purpose T-shirt i could also be using to jump from high altitudes, safely. Not only was the T-shirt resisting air when i wore it, i also came to realise it was resisting motion too, when i tried walking..

The jeans wasnt any better,infact when I saw it, I thought it was my dad's. The waist alone was four times my belly but mother assured me it wasn't going to be an issue at all when she unveiled my Christmas belt that looked longer than a laptop cable. And With the help of neighbours, we were able to fold it 32 times before it sized my length, with each folding measuring 6 feet long.
Now, if there is one fashion item I have a very strong conviction that all poor parents secretly agree on,then it has to be the goddamn shoes. Your mum brings out this fine shoe, you eagerly put in those tiny legs, only to start weeping bitterly when your whole leg gets swallowed at the shoe-lace boundary, realising there is still enough room for another leg just right in front of your toe. Who also remembers how running away from knock-outs on Christmas day was out of the question because, though the spirit is willing, the shoe is weak.
Apparently, the philosophy behind poor people buying over-sized fashion items for their kids lies on the sole fact that "the kids can wear them for as many years till they become adults and marry", thereby saving cost... . Isn't that genius?

5.. WHEN WE PLAYED, WE "PLAYED" TO KILL!
When I was just seven years old, I had fully developed a set of skills and savagery that qualified me for the position of Leuitenant in the Nigerian army. We were so young, yet I & my gang of carefully selected comrades could effortlessly wipe out boko haram, so far the Government was ready to supply enough rubber bands and paper( which we used as bullet,i kid you not.
While our mates were busy playing with fancy toys and the likes, we were out in the dark,crawling in the shadows bare-bellied, stretching rubber bands and aiming with deadly precision that would no doubt leave even a seasoned sniper in envy. A touch from one bullet is all you need to realise that, it only takes the right amount of folding to metamophorize a harmless paper into a weapon of mass destruction.

There was also this football game we called "Opio"(the kpako name for "nut-meg" ) where, if the ball passes between your legs, you ll be spared from mass beating only, and only if, you touch a specific wall. Easy right? Well, what you fail to realise here,is that, touching this wall unscathed, is almost IMPOSSIBLE, as it is well guarded by people who will make sure you lose either a limb or tooth before you get within 2feet of the wall peremeter. Had one of the "wall security" guarded the cell Micheal Scofiled was dumped in, he would have still been there to this day. So you can understand why after I was "nut-megged", I ran for my dear life with just pant,no shirt and no slippers, while the people I called "friends" chased me bare-footed to the border between Ghana and Contonou.

Source:ksslib

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Human

Who is the greatest Igbo rapper of all times?
1. Nigga Raw
2. Slow Dogg
3. Phyno
4. Zoro
Criteria are as follows:
- influence on the country through music in terms of making other tribes speak and mimic igbo, Igbo slangs and Igbo culture
- creating banging hits with about 85% of the song in Igbo
- always imbibes ignore in his songs no matter how little it appears .

toyinid78:
guys. I need ur help I want my. Church to. Grow. Its foursquare in. Iyana ipaja. I did a. Lot yet we never grow,I even. Made a. Movie. Under foursquare to make d church grow

The day your church start performing magic in the name of miracle you will be surprised the speed rate your church grow.
I advise you to tell your pastor to start performing miracle thank me later.

ALAYORMII:
How many teams win their away matches in the league?



How many times dem don beat referee for the league?


Una go come online come dey form
ITK


Ogbeni fuc..k off

Can you name the team that beat the referee since the past five seasons.

Out of 15 matches enyimba have played this season they can boast of 3 away victories together with away draws they have recorded..
Young man so whenever you talk, you do it with facts and figures not just assuming.

ALAYORMII:
Nigerian league na shi.t




You hardly see away team win

young man talk what you know about the Nigeria because there is no week there is no away win in the league. If say so can you name 15 clubs playing in the Nigerian league.

continue with your current school but triple your reading ability..

LesbianBoy:
You forgot to include LUCK

Guy forget luck you don't exams based on luck rather with determination, dedication and hardworking.

[quote author=LesbianBoy post=45756931]You forgot to include LUCK [/quote

Guy forget that luck issue you don't pass exams by luck rather by determination, hardwork, and dedication.

Acidosis:
Have you considered the possibility of not getting the reward (settlement) after 6 years of labour? What's the reward like after 6 years? N1m?

Aside the monetary reward after 6 years, what do people learn in 6 years in these shops? I mean, any gifted and business-minded person can do trade. 6 years is not a guarantee that you won't squander the settlement, or lose the money to fraudsters.

If I were you:

I would leverage on the fact that my cousin is willing to pay my fee for 3 years (HND). While studying for your HND programme, go and learn a skill. Get a skill that aligns with your course of study, and that can fetch you some money in school, and post-study programme.

I may be wrong, but I don't see the reason you should serve your cousin for 6 years. What is it you're learning for 6 years? Medicine and Surgery?

The benefits cannot be over emphasized because you have the opportunity of meeting his major suppliers of the goods who will be willing to supply you with the goods of any amount for you to pay back when you are done selling them based on your personal relationship with your OGA who will serve as a shortee for you.

You stand the benefit of him sponsoring for your visa for you to go abroad (China) and buy goods for him which he has done for his first two servants which roughly cost about four hundred thousand naira (400,000) for first timers

Good day fellow nairalanders.
I need your help, I have been living with my cousin for four years now and he has been the person sponsoring my education for the past three years which I have been able to complete my ordinary national diploma (OND) but the situation now is that I am left with a very important decision to make which is that I will be returning to complete my education which he is also willing to sponsor but the situation is that .
He needs a servant(apprentice) that will be helping him out in his shop which the usual agreement is that after six years the person will be settled (that is a certain amount of money to go and start up his own business) which means the guy is now a master(Oga) of his own with no interference or what so ever from his master.
The situation on ground is now that judging from the recent of situation in Nigeria of after graduating the person will be left with no job coupled with the fact that if I decide to go back to school(university) through direct entry it will take me approximately four years to graduate with NYSC or polytechnic it will also take me up to the same number of years to be through with my education and you are not even sure of getting a well paying job two years after graduating.

So I am seeking for your advice so that I will make an informed decision.
1) Should I continue with my education or
2). Should I abandon my education and serve my cousin for six years then when I must have been fully settled and started my own business after like three years I will return to school to finish my education.

NB: I will be 22 years by December.

Mods please move this to front page thanks.

IamAtribalist:
I was thinking the same thing. It appears IPOB realize that they can't compete with the SW in terms of musical talent so they have now resorted to complaining.

Another hater from the waste how is the waste better than the east in terms of music talents.

IamAtribalist:
I was thinking the same thing. It appears IPOB realize that they can't compete with the SW in terms of musical talent so they have now resorted to complaining.

Another hater from the waste how us the waste better than the east in terms of music talents.