make I pack my Keke here....

Rumours, hmm, they make me laugh a lot.....well I will share a few...

That I was sleeping with all the lecturers in school.... So they saw this quiet, semi-fine girl in school, playful and down to earth, so everyone expected her to be dumb when it comes to studies... buh when results came out, they were SHOCKED and they concluded that I was fuvking all the lecturers fuvkable ............

That one made me laugh sef.. the craziest of them all was when my aunt said I did an abortion because she saw a little drug in my bag...Damn, it was a drug for menstrual pain..... She didn't even tell me straight up, she told my mum....buh I know my mum and my mother knows me, she told my aunt that her daughter ain't capable of that shiit...

That made me cry though.It was terrible..

MajorJeffery:
Haunty, you be state civil servant ni?

Lolz... I just feel bad for the workers jor........ I'm tired of dis kwantry, in fact make I begin migrate to Cotonu

KINGinVAHALA:

How is it better than Yahoo Yahoo? Is there anything like a bigger or smaller sin? Or Yahoo boys uses guy pointed at their clients forehead to collect money from them? Nigga, they are all sins and all who indulges in any of them shall surely make hell

One is working, the other is stealing..... Big difference...

not everyone is a Christian...

22,500...Damn this country is messed up...Prices of things are SKYROCKETING while wage is CRAWLING..... ...

Who did we offend??

.

Crossbow:


I don't blame our ladies for taking relationship as an investment or a business, it is due to the level of hardship in the country. Life is now hard and the Nigerian woman can change her social and financial status by simply dating or getting married to a rich man. I understand this. Hopefully things will get better and love will have a new definition in an ameliorated economy.

. well said.

Death.... Losing someone I love to the inevitable hands of death....

[quote author=Headlesschicken post=72462875] Love letter kee u dia.... why are we like dis in this country sef? lolz

fucksterisback:
Another ban loading

nairalanders wil not kill me dis nyt... Op, any update..? have you talked to him?

JasonScoolari:
Don't allow him to die now without voting for Atiku.


Please we need his vote.

What is wrong with some nairalanders sef....

Op, please do all you can to make him see reasons to live ..You shouldn't keep this to yourself though, I'll advise you tell either his sibling or parent, the one he's closest to.....

jeff1607:
We don't choose who we love

Gbammest gbam....
This got me.

Oh my, what am I still doing in this thread... make I dey go jor

Crossbow:


Most romantic quote for Nigerian ladies:

Oya send your Aza

Thank me later..

...This is not true... Yeah this makes almost everyone happy buh it's certainly not the most romantic quote...

I wonder why so many people are with the thought that, it's all money when it comes to dealing with women.... I blame it all on naija slayqueens Sha...

Op, stop it jor, STOP IT.....The person I lofff is really far away from me so don't make me cry Biko... ...

Now, Op has said a lot buh at same time he has said nothing..

Kind of man I don't like dealing with.. no offense... buh you're just going round and round and round, all in circles... please, be straight forward..What is actually wrong?. you cheated on her and everything went sour or what?..

I feel your pain though.

emmie14:

In her 30's a student yet can't cover herself.

... I'll always say it that age has little or no thing to do with maturity...Some of these aunties that you expect to be mature in reasoning are just so immature...

Op, tell her straight up that you can't put up with her attitude anymore and she has to start covering up.. Just sit her down and tell her all that is in your heart.. watch her for weeks, if she doesn't change then excuse yourself from the relationship....

anochuko01:

people would breakup and still have sex to seal the breakup. how do they even do it?

you're asking me how they do it?.. It's not hard..

Just say, "it's over between us, I'm not doing this anymore"... then, as she's going, pull her back and start kissing kissing. ..

To be continued......

......

The send off got me ..
Op, you try...

Buh you wanna break up with your girlfriend and you prepared this for her?... She's gonna eat, hear the news, collect the transport fare and go home??...

#Makeup Sex loading 69%....

#Stew everywhere...


Love makes one do silly things, just look at what they are doing in the second pic...

Abeg make I go find my own stew jor....

I'm just here, wondering what's gonna happen at night.. Honeymoon things....


Chai, I haf spoil ni.
Wish them many more years of Love and happiness..

Headlesschicken:
Abstinence remains d key,buh d body x weak buh d spirit x willing....

Even with abstinence one can still contact some of these diseases....

RoyalBlak007:


Not all..
It doesn’t work that way

Yeah, I was gonna modify the post, wanted to add that, even with that one isn't 49% safe...

According to one uncle at the top, The Blood of Jesus covereth all...

bettercreature:
She is an embarrassment to that little boy

And you are an embarrassment to how many people Oga? ...

Y'all should give the woman a break abeg...

Blue Stew...

Way to avoid some of these shiits?. Simply wash your private parts after having sex WITH A CONDOM......

Not 90% effective though buh atleast it will help...

Pink stew

some girls have mind Sha...After carrying a baby for nine months, after all the pains of labour, you threw the baby in a gutter?.
Gosh, Heart of man is wicked.

Don't dare stare at another woman for 10 secs if you're on a date with me... I'm just gonna walk out on you. . got no time for shiits....

Too many compliments..

kalu61:
Hmm, supporting the motion.
Make l kukuma keep my school fees back

Why not give her if you have?.
It's not an obligation buh if you've thought of it then she probably needs it..
I don't know how to put this well buh you can't carry a calculator into relationship....You help if you want to and when you can......

FunkyAlhaji2015:
Wetin happen to her legs ni? You no dey stand up?

Very disrespectful the way she won't stand up in any picture

.. Lolz. Nairalanders don start again....
Oga, her sitting has nothing to do with disrespect na..Btw she's a queen so she's meant to be sitted while you men do the STANDING...

** runs before NL meninist catch me**.

Beautiful Couple... Gorgeous.

dafeyankee:


My friend THREE is a CROWD. Go and look for your own female friend and leave us alone you hear?Telephone without wire.