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RomanceRe: He Is A Caring But One Minute Man What Do I Do!? by Nobodys(f): 3:24pm On Oct 21, 2018
HebronHF:
If you don't have Sex, will you DIE?
...YES... statistics says so....

This thread is funny.... I don't even know what to tell the Op.. lol..
Well, there are remedies to pre-ejaculation, you can browse about them to know more..then you tell him about it....

Or......... ........ *no, make I shut up*...
buh biko don't cheat, it has not reach like that...
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid’s Bodyguard, Roy: Meet Roy Emmanuel Obinna (Photos) by Nobodys(f): 2:44pm On Oct 21, 2018
scantee:
I dey oo, lost ur contact
ohh. I will message you then.I miss those your funny calls...lolz
FoodRe: The Pot Of Soup A Man Cooked With N1000 (photos) by Nobodys(f): 7:12pm On Oct 20, 2018
MetalJigsaw:
Mind your business
haa Oga take it easy, was just joking o..

Why are people so angry these days sefhuh?
RomanceRe: 12-Year-Old Pregnant South African Girl Kisses Her Baby Daddy by Nobodys(f): 11:35pm On Oct 19, 2018
Body wee sha tell you when you enter labour room...
Next time you won't play mummy and daddy play.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Live Broadcast On Sunday 6pm, Addresses IPOB, Others by Nobodys(f): 11:27pm On Oct 19, 2018
.Why is he coming out now? just after Peter obi emerges..

Billion dollar question...
RomanceRe: I Need Your Help by Nobodys(f): 11:21pm On Oct 19, 2018
X2ksed:
I thank you for this . She has always been my priority . I only wanted to make it easier for us so we can build together immediately we settle down. I truly love this woman and I have begged all through today and even apologized if I have ever offended her to deserve this . It’s kind of hard to see her go . I don’t know If getting a piece of land will bring down my relationship . It matters a lot to me. Can this be salvaged ? Can I get a life line ? I have read a lot of stories on here about breakups and I was happy I had that perfect relationship. Lalasticlala seun mynd44 I need your help .
Does she love you? does she care ?.. The fact that she ignored you despite your accident says a lot..
RomanceRe: I Need Your Help by Nobodys(f): 11:15pm On Oct 19, 2018
All these while she has been LOYAL to your money and promises....

Advice, move on and don't look back.. A wise woman wouldn't frown at your decision to acquire a land before a car...
FoodRe: The Pot Of Soup A Man Cooked With N1000 (photos) by Nobodys(f): 11:04pm On Oct 19, 2018
MetalJigsaw:
can we meet?
Someboris Wife?. Haaa.. cheesy
FoodRe: The Pot Of Soup A Man Cooked With N1000 (photos) by Nobodys(f): 11:02pm On Oct 19, 2018
MajorJeffery:
Not concoction biko. He can cook better than me besides I find cooking so tedious. cry
You mean the guy that cooked this amadioha food can cook better than you??cry, na your type dey burn egg.. grin... It's tedious cause you don't spice it up, try to add some spice..

lolz. Hope you are fine.
FashionRe: Why We Prefer Okrika Underwears - Nigerian Women by Nobodys(f): 10:40pm On Oct 19, 2018
Ayoswit:
okrika underwears are durable.
Will you pick durability over healthhuh?.
FoodRe: The Pot Of Soup A Man Cooked With N1000 (photos) by Nobodys(f): 3:28pm On Oct 19, 2018
ImaIma1:
The food even looks like 1000 soup. Very inedible looking.

I would rather do concoction rice/native jollof with that 1k.

Rice. 250
Stockfish. 200
Scent leaves. 50
Yellow pepper 100
Dry fish. 300

I should have palm oil, crayfish and other things in the house.
..What you saying babe, I'm gonna cook Egusi soup that is a million times better than this with just 500 or 700...lolz..
This one wey the guy cook Na concoction soup.

Btw, you put stockfish in your rice?.
FoodRe: The Pot Of Soup A Man Cooked With N1000 (photos) by Nobodys(f): 3:24pm On Oct 19, 2018
Hian..What is this??.. Chaiiiiiiiiiiii.. Concoction soup..

MAJORjeffery, Comman eat o. grin
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid’s Bodyguard, Roy: Meet Roy Emmanuel Obinna (Photos) by Nobodys(f): 3:05pm On Oct 19, 2018
scantee:
Hey hey hey U.... I Don catch u
grin..It's joke I joking o.
Where have you been Oga?. longest time...
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid’s Bodyguard, Roy: Meet Roy Emmanuel Obinna (Photos) by Nobodys(f): 10:52pm On Oct 18, 2018
ikombe:
My future body structure angry angry
grin
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid’s Bodyguard, Roy: Meet Roy Emmanuel Obinna (Photos) by Nobodys(f): 10:49pm On Oct 18, 2018
My kindda Man. embarassed.


Arghhhh, who stone me? huh
RomanceRe: ‘Good Men Still Exist, They Are Only Ugly’ – Lady Says by Nobodys(f): 10:38pm On Oct 18, 2018
grin...This thread is Funny... really funny... LMAO
RomanceRe: Why You Shouldn't Cheat On Your Husband If He's From Delta. by Nobodys(f): 9:53pm On Oct 18, 2018
enm:
No my dear sister, it also work for those who don't believe the trash. Believe it or not, carry bible and Koran for head, once one deviate OYO is that person case.
. Don't even try to sell me on it dear. .... I don't believe those shiits..

.All mechanisms used by our forefathers to keep women in check....Like I said earlier, it works for those who believe it...
RomanceRe: Why You Shouldn't Cheat On Your Husband If He's From Delta. by Nobodys(f): 9:47pm On Oct 18, 2018
Elder0001:
It's either you're a kid or you're just joking.

This is real ! This isn't some joke.
. Comprehension is key...

Ain't got time to joke with you, ADULT.
RomanceRe: Why You Shouldn't Cheat On Your Husband If He's From Delta. by Nobodys(f): 9:36pm On Oct 18, 2018
See ignorance everywhere... mtewww... sick cultures, sick traditions.. works for those that believes the trash.
RomanceRe: Man Found Dead With Smile On His Face After Having Sex With A Prostitute by Nobodys(f): 9:06pm On Oct 18, 2018
Killer Orgasms grin...
RomanceRe: 5 Types Of Women You Should Never Let Go by Nobodys(f): 9:04pm On Oct 18, 2018
dust144:
Except I make my own lady from clay because u can't see the complete list in one woman.
Yes, you can. undecided.. .What's on the list sef that y'all hyping... Nothing too difficult to find in a LADY....
FamilyRe: Somebody Is Trying To Molest My Neighbour's Six-Year-Old Daughter by Nobodys(f): 7:59am On Oct 18, 2018
EasternDamsel4:
Then somebody must be "fingering" that child. Another thing, when the mum sleeps, does she sleep like a log of wood?...I mean as a mum who has kids,she needs to be aware of happenings around her since they all sleep on same bed.
you have said it all. some idiot has been fingering that little girl... Imagine the pain she'll be going through now... .Op tell the mother to better act quick in whatever she wanna do.
RomanceRe: 'Thank God For The Guy Who Disvirgined My Virginity Today' - Lady On Facebook by Nobodys(f): 11:05pm On Oct 17, 2018
so one human being goes mad after experiencing sex for the first time and boom, it's on nairaland.. nawa o.
RomanceRe: Pretty Lady Says She Quit Her Job To Pursue Her Dream Of Being A Full Time Slut by Nobodys(f): 10:25pm On Oct 17, 2018
errm.. no problem. best of luck
CrimeRe: Newborn Baby Found Dead In A Well At A Town In The North (Graphic Photos) by Nobodys(f): 5:39pm On Oct 17, 2018
embarassedOH MY GOD.... what's wrong with some people ehh... Why throw the child in a well. How did they even do that? embarassed....
Damn for heaven's sake if you don't want a baby then simply abort it or rather drop the child at a public place, Street, market, church, .. why carry a baby for nine months only to drown it.... Damn people are wicked...
RomanceRe: Woman Wahala Three Much. God Help Us From Distraction (pics) by Nobodys(f): 1:32pm On Oct 17, 2018
MajorJeffery:
Chai cheesy

If you believe that the pad cum foam packaged old woman up there is more beautiful than you, then you need a brain resetting configured slap. undecided
grin... You and this your hype...watch how NL guys will start rolling pms thinking that I'm Kim Kardashian.....

Btw, a slap from you will send me to my early grave. Biko, Ejorgrin...
HealthRe: Explorers Welcomes His Little Princess, Shares Hospital Experience(Photos) by Nobodys(f): 12:07pm On Oct 16, 2018
OMG.... This is too much....I'm gonna cry o..
She's sooo beautiful.....awwnn... Congratulations...
TV/MoviesRe: More Photos Of 'The Mountain' In Game Of Thrones And His Tiny Girlfriend by Nobodys(f): 8:05pm On Oct 14, 2018
Goahead:
Dude is a walking mount Kilimanjaro. He may face a lawsuit if he tries missonary style on that girl.
trust me, she ain't gonna die.... with a guy like that she ain't dying anytime soon. lolz..
TV/MoviesRe: More Photos Of 'The Mountain' In Game Of Thrones And His Tiny Girlfriend by Nobodys(f): 8:00pm On Oct 14, 2018
decatalyst:
Now that's a mountain!


But his Willie Willie will be like carrot! grin
..You wish, everything about him is gonna be MOUNTAINOUS....lol...

Who wouldn't want a man that can lift her up with one hand, throw her around and use her to do press-up in the morning!.?.. Certainly not Stella...
EventsRe: My Fiancee Gave Me A Birthday Cake & I Also Hit The Street To Share Foods by Nobodys(f): 4:51pm On Oct 14, 2018
God bless you Brother.... you've done well.. Just look at those kids.....
Btw. Op, be like you Dy enjoy the buhari regime o, see ur belle..lolz.
FamilyRe: Please I Need Help.. Am Going Crazy. by Nobodys(f): 2:19pm On Oct 14, 2018
StPete:
Oga, to put an end to all this long stories, just ask her to send her account details and credit her the 100k instead of all the excuses you’re giving. If I must help, I must definitely get to the root of the matter and not just dish out money to hungry scammers. And this is what I hate about some tenants, you were sleeping for two years while your rent passed by and couldn’t even save small thing. You’re even more concerned about the food you’re going to eat with your next salary when you don’t have a place to lay your head. I pity anybody who gives out money to the OP
...And to think your signature says humanity first... Lolz.

God bless the individual that helped...
SportsRe: "Lionel Messi Goes To Bathroom 20 Times Before A Match" - Diego Maradona by Nobodys(f): 8:26pm On Oct 13, 2018
Never be jealous of young generations...It's pathetic, like a father jealous of his son ....

Let others shine too.

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