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Celebrities › Re: Simi’s Bump At Aiteo-nff Awards Sparks Pregnancy Rumors by NOC1(m): 7:08pm On Feb 21, 2018
I don't know why I hate jump suits. If she's married what else are we praying for.
Celebrities › Re: I Won't Stop Crushing On Kcee Till He Comes To Pay My Bride Price - Bobrisky by NOC1(m): 7:06pm On Feb 21, 2018
Omo tikan olosho.
Ijebu first born.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram: 111 Yobe School Girls Unaccounted For – Police by NOC1(m): 6:07pm On Feb 21, 2018
Before you comment please read the article.
this country is unstable all this journalist should mind how they subtitle there headlines.
Romance › Re: Lady Leaves Suicide Note As Her Boyfriend Ikenna Eze From Imo Dumps Her (Photos) by NOC1(m): 3:56pm On Feb 21, 2018
hahahhahhaha, don't live your life as if it depends on him or her.
Crime › Re: Losing Your Mobile Phone To These SIM Card Hackers Can Render Your Savings Empty by NOC1(m): 3:53pm On Feb 21, 2018
none of them appeared remorseful. some standing and smiling like VIP
Politics › Re: Monkeys Swallow N70m Northern Senators Forum Money - Sen Shehu Sani by NOC1(m): 3:13pm On Feb 21, 2018
Shehu Sani is the worst hypocrite to exist I was respecting this man till I read this, why will he come to malign and blackmail someone like this. Adamu was removed due to the fallout of the Electoral amendment exercise which he opposed.

in as much as I support there amendment that should not make someone like Sani sound stupid does he think that Nigerians are daft, I don't have any problem with the senators removing him from his position but they should not come up with such stupid propaganda.
Christianity Etc › Re: Daddy Freeze: "Pastor Refuses To Refund Overpaid Tithe, Sheeple Complains" by NOC1(m): 2:39pm On Feb 21, 2018
Nwamaikpe, Come and tell him sorry.
Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Girls Are The Cheapest To Have For Sex - A French Tourist by NOC1(m): 11:46am On Feb 21, 2018
WOW, you slept with low lives, same way we sleep with your citizens when ever we travel abroad. with your money you can sleep with any number of girls you wish to even in hostile Islamic countries. sex workers are entrepreneurs as well, so there was transaction stop bragging.
Politics › Re: Man Arraigned For Obstructing Obaseki’s Convoy & Driving Against Traffic by NOC1(m): 2:40pm On Feb 20, 2018
Litblogger:
Is he God?

See his face like engine oil.
did you read the article? you people should stop jumping into news without comprehending what is in the article.
Romance › Re: This Married Woman Is Bent On Me Dating Her. Pls Advise by NOC1(m): 12:36pm On Feb 19, 2018
your sister is a runs girl same with her friend. but be careful because your life....
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Nina On Top Of Miracle As They Have Sex Again by NOC1(m):
okay... if there is no result before the end of the show, consider it that they did nothing.
i pray this there tactics save them, they need to trend for them to be kept and it is actually working for them now.
Crime › Re: Lady Ordered To Clear Up Dump Site After She Was Caught Dumping Refuse(photos) by NOC1(m): 11:40am On Feb 16, 2018
more of this and see sanity return to our environment.
Celebrities › Re: Can I Call U Flora My Flawa, Don Jazzy Finds Love At Last by NOC1(m): 10:24am On Feb 15, 2018
Shedrack777:
imagine two different colours on one skin. otu'ocha
most of those variations are camera effect with respect to rays of light.
Celebrities › Re: Sophia Momodu Celebrates Valentine In Bikini (Photo) by NOC1(m): 8:26am On Feb 15, 2018
duri thick gooooo. inyanmi
Politics › Re: Okorocha Splashes Millions On Imsu- First Class Student (pics) by NOC1(m): 7:59am On Feb 15, 2018
i am confuse here, is there no difference between statue and status.... okayooooooo
Business › Re: January Inflation Drops To 15.13%, Says NBS by NOC1(m): 7:49am On Feb 15, 2018
Desyner:
Inflation is always flunctuating, if you must tell us when it is reduces also tell us when it rises. #enoughOfPropaganda.
who told you when it was high then? they same agency report negatively you celebrate, when the report positively it is a poo. Abeg what are your prayers?
Romance › Re: Did I Do Something Wrong... by NOC1(m): 7:38pm On Feb 13, 2018
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][quote author=madenigga post=65039660]I took a girl out on a date, a girl i intended taking out tomorrow for valentine, while in the fast food a friend of mine walked in amd we started talking after i introduced her to the guy she and the guy started talking while i made orders during the talk they started playing in the fast food, out of annoyance i just made my order left the two of them their and drove back away...

Is this a matured thing to do?
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Manage this, You acted like a baby.
Politics › Re: Villagers Erect Statue Of Governor Umahi In Ebonyi Community. Photos by NOC1(m):
Onye na akpu ka Owelle Rochas Okorocha?
Who can mould like Owelle Rochas Okorocha?
Owelle is a clay in the hands of a great potter.
Owelle is the only potter permitted to mould me.
Romance › Re: Sex Doll Now Cook by NOC1(m): 8:56pm On Feb 09, 2018
Now the game is overz packing mood activated for (stage) slay queens who can't cook. If you're a staged queen fire the first shot.
Celebrities › Re: Bleaching? Actress, Chinyere Wilfred Throwback Picture Backfired by NOC1(m): 7:15am On Feb 09, 2018
This is the work of Jik bleach and hot water. God forbid, is there anything people get from being white? No I don't think so because i am fair, rather we spend more money to maintain the skin unlike my dark friends.
Crime › Re: Fake American Colonel Arrested After Impersonating EFCC Operative. Photos by NOC1(m): 5:58pm On Feb 07, 2018
This is chairman, the day this guys called me on phone I nearly fall in line, but I was lucky to have friends around me that day.
Romance › Re: ‘samantha’ Sex Doll Tops Kenya Google Searches In January 2018 by NOC1(m): 7:17pm On Feb 01, 2018
Pretty soon we will hear that someone raped his neighbors sex doll and got stucked inside....

I raped my neighbors wife thinking it was Samantha the sex doll...
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Pregnant .. Congratulations To Me by NOC1(m): 7:14am On Feb 01, 2018
alexialin:
OK let's remove the white lady, cuz white ladies are not hung up on getting married. They love to have kids and still be free to date whomsoever they like.


The remaining two are they Nigerians?

And you didn't mention If the guy is rich or not? Cause it matters as well.
Well it depends on your definition of Rich... All I know financially he can take care of his kids, he can give them the best.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Pregnant .. Congratulations To Me by NOC1(m): 10:05pm On Jan 31, 2018
alexialin:
Wait! Say the truth. How old were these three women getting pregnant for your friend?
And second question? How rich is he?
The first is a white that he met in USA, they second is younger than the third who I saw this Christmas. The ladies will nor be above 30.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Pregnant .. Congratulations To Me by NOC1(m):
The rate at which baby Mama trend this days, when this thing started I thought it was for desperate and non career ladies. I was shocked down my marrow when a young well to do medical doctor got pregnant for my friend and was happy to answer the second Baby mama for him, as if it was not enough late November last year that my friend secured another child from the third baby mama who is also working, at this point I now got convinced that this world is finished.

Congratulations to you.
Crime › Re: Two Nigerians Executed In Saudi Arabia Over Drug Trafficking by NOC1(m):
All of you have gone blind and refused to pay attention to the Name, as the grand patron of National Association of Name Checkers and Region proclamination (NANCRP), I am entitled to bring there names to the executive arm of our organization.

My cohorts, after careful and intelligent investigations I was told that these bandits go by the name Ciroma and Mamhmud, further Investigations revealed that they come from the Northern part of Nigeria, based on our records and statistics we are still hoping that there must be a collaborator from the Southern part of Nigeria, because those people from that region are well known for the business.
on the Name Ciroma, we celebrated last year when he passed his waec....
Celebrities › Re: The Drama Has Begun, Khloe Goes Braless On Bbnaija (photos) by NOC1(m): 7:02am On Jan 30, 2018
Wow, it is up and doing...
Celebrities › Re: Despite £51bn Fortune, Man Wears Second Hand Clothes, Drives 15-year-old Volvo by NOC1(m): 8:34pm On Jan 28, 2018
Lol, this kind person na h children go do the spending now... Work hard for your money, and enjoy it the way you like.
Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Buhari With Obasanjo And Abdulsalami Abubakar At The AU Summit by NOC1(m): 2:49pm On Jan 28, 2018
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Politics › Re: Buhari, OBJ And Abdulsalam At The 30th AU Summit...picture by NOC1(m): 2:29pm On Jan 28, 2018
I am not captioning any thing

Chai! see as them the laugh us... Why can't Chandelier or POP fall and hit 3 of them on the head there.

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