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[size=20pt]Welcome to Nairaland 2.0.1.3

Where Tonto Dike makes front page everyday![/size]

londonrivals: ...[size=18pt]It was not negligence on the part of the Doctors who saw her but the nature of an ailment that kept drying up her blood without any active bleeding in her body.[/size]

SOURCE-www.informationnaija.com/bisi-komolafe-didnt-bleed-but-kept-receiving-blood-doctor/

Can u see what I am reading

[size=18pt]See how wowo cars plenty for this thread.

*vomits on thread*

urgh![/size]

Funny shit!!

Facebook has over 800 million users. How many mods dem get wey go ∂єу sieve people posts?

Abi dem ∂єу target certain words?

Or they only ban reported content?

Who cares? Мє no use fb again. I posted last since june.

~a̶̲̥̅̊я̲̅ε̲̣̣̣̥~ U̶̲̥̅̊ gay?

Do U̶̲̥̅̊ wannk?

ijebabe: Don't mind them, they will never succeed!

Like sey U̶̲̥̅̊ too ηєνєя lie before in your life!!! SMH

Another busted hustler.

We love уσυ but God loves уσυ the most!!!

fear of m*asturbation.

fear of being broke.

Fear of Lady gaga

kulyie: Is tonto dike matter not enough on nairaland.any small thing tonto sat down,tonto sleeping,tonto kissing,tonto apologizing.e don do abeg.we've had enough of tonto dike 2o12,please seun deliver us from tonto dike.i am a big fan of her but the way she makes news everyday,am tired of hearing about her.please i beg of you moderators no more tonto dike till december 2o13.seun oswea no let me and u quarell,no more tonto

My brother I feel ur pain. E no tire U̶̲̥̅̊ reach мє. I swear I go ban myself from Nairaland if Tonto makes the front page before december 2013.

Who are her fans self.

Tonto, sue Nairaland. They ~a̶̲̥̅̊я̲̅ε̲̣̣̣̥~ doing more damage to U̶̲̥̅̊ and ur career than уσυ can possibly imagaine.

I love уσυ but I know God loves уσυ most:!!

Gombs: Nxt time use d Modify button.

Tnx

Why your fixation on мє? Anyway I don change am.

Thank U̶̲̥̅̊.

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Before nko?

Abeg mama nkiruka serve me beans and pepper soup mixed with kunu. add two kpomo + kernel stew,and some spaghetti. Then add small dogoyaro. No time

*flushes it down with small stout then continues playing ludo*

Before nko?

Abeg mama nkiruka serve me beans and pepper soup mixed with kunu. add two kpomo + carnel stew,and some spaghetti. Then add small dogoyaro. No time

*flushes it down with small stout then continues playing ludo*

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As bad as it might sound, I started in SS3.

I visited my uncle @ lagos who (coincidentally) was hosting a small bark-yard party for his new car and he himself handled me a bottle of beer!

Coming of Age and peer pressure things.

Pls no bashing, I have enjoyed every minute of it since then.

How about уou?

What is a honeymoon

Caught this by accident. Hope I am not violating any laws here.

Just log in to your Nairaland account and change the web address (or open a new browser) to [size=18pt]https://www.nairaland.com/likes[/size]

It even shows you your 'LIKED' post that might have been hidden by the MODS. Mind you, you can only see this when logged in.

Check attached picture.

[size=18pt]izz shi.tz xcray!!!![/size]

[quote author=Nice-Kid]Obviously, there are projects among what the OP has just shown us here which would affect the lives of the masses. Of course, they would travel by the roads and railways being constructed; They would use water supplied by the water plants; They would read in the Library to update their knowledge and pass exams; They would need the recreational centers to unwind during festivities, etc. Its not only the rich that go to recreational centers or amusement parks, I guess it's only poverty mentality that make people remain at home and claim that enjoyment is for the high and mighty alone. I've seen some middle-class and low-class people at such centers. They mix up, make friends, get rid of the poverty mentality and get psychologically rejunenated.[/quote]How old ~a̶̲̥̅̊я̲̅ε̲̣̣̣̥~ U̶̲̥̅̊?

Do уσυ have a job?

How much is ur current salary?

Tell мє how a gala seller can 'rewind and rejuvenate' as уσυ said, at these places- silverbird, eko atlantic, eko transatlantic, eko mid atlantic, Shoprite, MMAe.

Answer now

Slowpoke

[quote author=Okija_juju]I am wowed to say the least.. Like I once said to someone, corruption in this democracy may be high, but its definitely better than any military rule...

To the fellow that asked how these projects affect the common man, look at it like this.. These projects are being built by human beings.. Not just university graduates, but also technicians. These projects will take years to finish. These projects will put money in the hands of alot of Nigerians, and if they are prudent with their finances can actually save enough to build a source of income for themselves after these projects are finished.. [/quote]Уσυ have not yet answered my question, Mr Analyst?

How does these projects affect the life of a Lacasera Hawker?

How does it affect the lives of the average danfo driver?

How does it brings food to the table of the average moin moin seller?

How does this reduce the number of yahoo yahoo boiz in the street?

How does these buildings reduce the cost of petrol?

And lastly, how does it help the average secondary school student from smoking indian hemp?

Answer now.

[size=18pt]We shall see... (Optimistic)

In the meantime, light no dey our area. Na 50 Naira I take go charge my phone take browse Nairaland.

and lest I forget, How does these edifices affect the life of the common Lacasera or Gala seller on the pot-holled streets of Nigeria. Shey na after all the days sweat he go carry his money go watch movies for cinema (with dirt), or he go go do shopping for mall or he go airport go fly?

Wealth circulating within the wealthy.

Nigerians really know how to flenjo (the rich ones, tho') and decieve the others. ITS INBORN.

This is a far cry from what the average Nigerian (89% of the populace) wants!!![/size]

[size=18pt]Garri X7 Made front page/

wETIn man no go c[/size]

[size=18pt]Goodfellas [/size](1990) - DIRECTED BY MARTIN SCORSESE

Reference: About the highlighted portion. Never seen a more intelligent post on this forum.

Уσυ ~a̶̲̥̅̊я̲̅ε̲̣̣̣̥~ indeed a learner.

Ihailedthee: We are watching how it will all play out.

stop watching, and start acting.

or keep watching and shut ur trap.

Op is jobless$

I ιмαgιηє the kind of euphoria he go ∂єу, dis one wey he hit fp.