₦airaland Forum

cc:Lalasticlala

Mine,l saw a couple who farted in public and laughed over the act without showing remorsed about people around them instead if the husband farted,the wife would greeted him with their local dailect,Diwor(well done) and husband would responded Redo(thank you),and vice-versa.Let's hear you

lexy2014:
if u can't beat them join them.u might even....

look at your life,smh.

Abbycite:
I think this is a true life story of the op.........judging by the english ;DI think this is a true life story of the op.........judging by the english

MR JUDGE,it may surprise you for me to say this,"l have never cross a university's gate before".l'm an SSCE Holder but very brilliant Boy,Time-keeper(primary school),Time-keeper(SS1-2),Senior Prefect(SS2-3) in a school with a population of 250 candidates seat for WAEC during my time.

Ayodejioak:


It chills my blood to hear people tell their life stories like these and still lie in the end. OP, you Did not hear it in any bus. These are your kids, admit it. Han Han, Mr lion

ogbeni,l never marry o,l'm just an SSCE Holder.And besides,here is a public forum that anybody can drop a topic either it's affecting him/her or find it educative for everybody to air their view.NOTE:most of the questions l post here don't affect me in life.

cc:Lalasticlala

Hello nairalanders,after four years of training two of your children in the unversity at the same time you discover one day that both of them don't attend classes not to talk more of bringing certificate back home.however,during their first year,they always bring all admission's scripts and slips.you gave them their school fees,feeding allowances,buy clothes and many other items for their comforts throughout the four years.

Less l forget, if any of them is having party celebration e .g birthday,street is full with different busty ladies and flashy guys called themselves as course mates.

Note:they are male and female.second and third in the family of 5 children. If you are one of the parents or the guardians, what will do to them. I heard it one day in a bus. Let us hear you.

From your own experience,coments with the dos and dont while living in the same building with such people.

Let's know because l myself don't have an idea on this,so also are several people who don't know too.

Mine,point and kill , 2 favruz and a bottle water ,shikena.let's us hear you.

@sekxy can we hear your view,you have meaningful threads here.

Yes,if l find the right person

Love you guys so far for your contributions.

Hello Nairalanders, how much should be best to place both parent on monthly either as a single or married?

I have been giving money to my parents mostly during festivals and if they have any financial challenge. My mom always have the fair share from me than dad reason she take care of my young ones with it too. Now, l intend placing both parent on monthly payroll from Jan.

How much should be ok, l plan placing mom on 30k,dad on 20k, though, I'm still single planning to marry next year. What is your view on this, let's discuss.

@Sparkles003 very geniune my Dear,

Are you in lagos right now,l think l can help you with just 100k to generate 25k pure profit after expenses everyweek.You can come back here to testify after two week and mention me here,peace.

Car wash is base on comission not on salary ,30:20

WILL10:
Hello Friends,
Do you wanna come over here within 2 to 3 months on a conference visa and you require an International Conference IV letter?

Do let me know ASAP!
williams.nwa@gmail.com

T&C applies!

Cheers

hello senior man,great job you are doing here,can one use this conference VI to secure a job especially the factory job?can the visa status be change with ease,sir?can 1m in naira cover my securing visa,air ticket, infact land in sk and have a factory job either regular or casual for the main time on arrival btw 2-3 months there?finally,how much bta require from potiential hustler at the airport and how did they treat nigerians over there because of naija image with other messes cause by naija citizens there in the name of quick money?thanks,awaits ur reply,BOSS.

Lomprico2:
Just yesterday a pure water seller was shot dead in cold blood by a police man just because d seller refused to give him a 100 naira bribe.

There many scenarios like this without justice.

Hmm,it's well

Lomprico2:
Its too late! The country is beyond repair. There is nothing anyone can do.

We all can do something and repair our country's image back again,l'm very optimistic on this.

EggPlant:
This ur geese/oyinbo/turenchi sef

EggPlant:
This ur geese/oyinbo/turenchi sef

Hey man, hope you get the message forget the uses of words in the context beside l wrote n submitted witbout proper evaluation of my grammatical errors,Boss.if l go further in school l will write well later,for now let us discuss naija's problems n possible solutions,bra.

With heartfelt l wrote these for my belove country marking fifthy six independence anniversary,so joyous day but l'm sad.what image name called NIGERIA depict vividly in ur or while living in Nigeria or outside the country?,we don't have bad leaders but bad citizens who grow up and lost their conscience representing us in leadership positions both in and out of the countries,or (some) ordinary citizens travelling out of naija destroying the image of the country in the name of hustle? Bro N sis let's discuss the good,bad n the ugly ,also possible Solutions to once be proud as a citizen of naija whenever you travel out from Nigeria.

I Mean One Passport Picture Of Anybody To Stand As Your Guarantor In Your File But They Can Help You There With Your Kudi.No,you cant get it that day.a week or week n half for express with extra 10k or less for facilitating.passport itself is about 25K and stuff.i dont know about awaiting time period after biometric apart from express.be careful with those immigration officers outside and around the building,most are there to rip you in the name of helpinq but you will get what you want sha.

Mingle with advance naija men and women there ,they will put you through.dont go ghetto area,you can easily be influence. PLEASE should be involve in most of your communication with the local n respect them n yourself.ghaianans are nice people but they can be biting you and blowing at the same time. GOODLUCK

Akwaaba To Ghana,greet Them If Go.Accomodation Is Cheap In Kumasi Than Accra metropolis,foods are cheap in both city also tfare.what are going to do in Ghana?Don't Go There And Start Engaging Yourself In Fraud,because As A Nigerian you are a suspect at firstsight by the local.otherwise,they know the type of job or business you are do physically.dont carry too many gadgets like laptop,ipad n flashing mobile phone frequently and dress flashing,their boys can easily setup into police net.be careful of their girls,you attract them most because of owo in your pkt.dont shout ontop of voice while on phone call in a public trotro with your nigeria's english accent,those close to you will be silent for a while and wary of you till the journeing end.it hard for a ghaianan to trust you as a Nigerian but if he/she do,some will fight for you at any level.Be Very Careful With Nigeria's boys there esp the ones that are not yet married,living in group,tatoos all over the body and unkeep hairstyle,

Go with your state of origin certificate,one guarantor's passport photograph picture

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Ymodulus:
Hello Jwax can you contact me?


I have something for you.


Also let me have your contact

Hello senior man,please follow back,to gain advice from.l'm a dreamchaser but lack some tech.thank in advance Boss

toyinpin:
Good day and nice one. for a young man like you with little fund like 20k and also aiming to make something with his life and not be a burden,can I be a partner with you?

Mehn 20k no reach you to and fro plus feeding talk more of buying even 50pcs of yams.

sory to say dis,l decided to rolled down my number from this posts and odas.anything you want to know let us discuss it here first l will reply.