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They are so clean and must be well behaved to be left on the couch, soo cute.

Check it out.

The lady is obviously joking, while you all are obviously insane

I'm with u umbre, let's get this party started

soleexx:
What's so special about Soldier?

They wanna feel protected

Let her go though, she's a cheat and not worth it.

**assuming this story is true **

texazzpete:
Actually, Boko haram started fighting after Yusuf was killed, in yar'adua's tenure.

So we've established that your own memory is suspect

Oh please!

All that one is just dust.

Guess you weren't paying attention when Beyonce said "I need a Soldier"

Hehe

D guy de form baddguy, not knowing he messing with d baddest girl

Love independent women that can buy me stuff.

"All my ladies, who independent, throw your hands up at me. All d mamas across the gala, throw your hands up at me..."

Truth is, I'd rather jerk off, if my self control is failing.

However, self control will always be tops, always!

Here's what you do:-

First off, I give you props for not chickening out and using your cojones, but now, you must become a ghost i.e Ghostprotocol.

Don't engage her further for a while, after which you may call her up, not to ask her out again, but just to try building a connection, you know, with laughs, deep stories about your life and hers and so on.

Then you may ask her out again, IF the chemistry is legit.





btw dude, there are really a lot of fish in the sea, so don't get stuck on the little titus in front of you in your sardine can if it isn't edible

Lol

OP, by now, you should know the typical Nigerian is a hater, talk less of the typical nairalander.

I don't see a reason why one would engage haters.

They started bombing as soon as GEJ won!

Nigerians and short term memory.

Anywho, the sane ones are watching

We could both go see da Vincis representation in the Sistine Chapel

Watch the sun rise at the top of the city in Old France

Soak in the history of the Berlin wall

Have grapes and wine in Napa Valley




I want to share the world with you.

Do give me a shot

Nneka dear, can we be lovers and friends

I want to know the person behind the hot person and maybe, just maybe you could become the only person I want. The only person I need.

Gonna send you a PM, do be receptive

Emodeee:
U r licking her p u double s y by creating a thread for her.



@least put ya pic mayb dat one can convince her.

Oh please, governor!

Don't buy into the hype of the so called "hype" gotten from threads opened in whoever's honor.

Don't even think she's online now though, will try again this evening. Not putting my pic on nairaland, gonna email it to her.

Emodeee:
@op, u r an Ass.......

Lol, y so governor ambode

She's hot and I'm hotter, we'd make a cute couple.

Yellow!

I'm currently were you are.

So put your number on a PM, cause I'd love to date ya, holla @ ya when I get off tour.

So I should leave that dead rat under my bed, that I've been putting off throwing away, for her to see

No way Jose

I sense a man traped in a womans DP, smh

MrsChima:
These plantain fresh from Jamaica.

Dis gyal wanna cheat mi mon

Shi tink mi a batty boy, dont nuh wah gwaan, tek de chips wey

Feranchek:
So you sabi beta music sha... correct guy!

shh just came to me, lol!

Yeah dude, I appreciate all genres, all of them.

MrsChima:
N500.

N200 last

Feranchek:
Louis Armstrong

Yay!!

Emperoradrian:
pls r u sure u r ok? #jst askin tho#

And I think to myself, what a wonderful world

MrsChima, please are you still selling plantain chips

I wanna buy!

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030][size=5pt]This simply means that 70% of people marry for the wrong reasons.

Marriage is for people who are truly in love. The 30% successful marriages are between those who know the essence of marriage, who value marriage, who respect their marriage bed and marital vows. . . People who are ready to lay down their life for the other person. People who marry for companionship. People who want to raise a family together in love. People who cannot do without each other. People who want to wake up every morning to stare into the eyes of the one they love. People who. Realize that money, beauty, sexiness etc are all superficial. People who realize that the sexy girl of today will look like her grandma tomorrow.

The other 70% all marry for the wrong reasons.
- she's sexy - one day, sexiness ends. Marriage fails.

- nice boobs - boobs bow to gravity, and he finds another girl with better boobs. Marriage fails.

- nice shape - there's always a lady with a better shape out there. He sleeps with her, and the next one. Marriage fails.

- lovely round yansh - better yanshes out there. Same as above.

- nice smile - better smile out there. Same as above.

- money - money finishes, or they meet someone richer. Even complain that they have all the money, but "love" don finish. Marriage fails. Love doesn't fail.

- rich family - same as above.

- fame - fame ends, money ends, same as above.

- money - sigh

- sex - legal sex. After the euphoria dies down, marriage fails.

- children - after they've gotten the kids they want, they'll look outside for sexier women. Marriage fails

- pity - he helped me. This was never for love.

- compensation - same as above

- money - sighs

- lust - sighs

I'm even surprised we don't have up to 85% of marriages failing. People who marry for the wrong reasons will fail. There's no magic to prevent it.

Marriage isn't a vice. We just have a majority of people jumping into it to feel among. They think it's all about proposing on tv, youtube, instagram or proposing with davido singing while the girl rolls on the floor or goes to hide. They think it's all about the "awwwwwwww" from total strangers on social media. I don't have an iota of pity for such people. They should shut up and stop complaining. . . Better still, ask the other 30% how they keep their marriages strong.

The singular fact that 30% succeed is enough for everyone to strive to be among the 30%. . . Let the other 70% continue in their foolishness and continually look for someone or something, to lay their failures on.

If you fail to plan, you've planned to fail. . . Simples![/color][/size]

Umm, can you stop feeling like Mr. Know it all?

How can you not have an iota of pity for peeps in failed marriages? Do you think it's all that easy.

Well I wish the best for you regardless.

Cutehector:
lmao.. She for punch u eh..

Hehe, I know men

At least now, maybe she'd abandon the thug life and embrace her femininity.

I still remember one of the most embarrassing moments of my life.

I walked up to this "guy" from behind and was like "excuse me sir, where can I find..."

Then "he" turned around, lo and behold, it was a girl

I was just speechless and started apologizing

Was it really my fault though

She had on baggy jeans and was sagging her pants

Feranchek:
And you just thought you've done a great deal! Pomo man. Na your mate dey break records on better grounds, your own na on women (not even sex)
BTW, you just make us realize how mumurish you be. So na money you dey spend on them all these while! No worrey, whenever you're ready to date again, just know sey all those bar wey dey bank go soon get new account owner (s)

Au contraire dude!

No matter how great you are, you can still be brought down by women if you are yet to master self control.

Just ask Samson from the bible, a man soo powerful, yet brought down by a woman.

Never disregard the power of self control. It must be mastered.

I'm happy to report that I've been able to go bout 2 months without serious dating and have been able to stack some cheddar without doling it out on girls at restaurants, shopping, bla, bla, bla.

Money>Chickens, nigggah stick to the script.

I'm really jealous of you guys men!

I've been thinking this up for like 2 years now, but it's time to act.

Tony Stark mode activated