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Romance / Re: Don't Call Her Beautiful Until You See Her Without Makeup Or Wig (pictures) by Nonexisting1: 6:26pm On Jun 04
Your advice is for men that are swayed by facial beauty of a woman, not me. I first look at her breast and buttocks. If she gets an A+ on those then I start looking at her height, her body structure and her skin. Everything will turn to F9 if she is fat or if she has body odor though.

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Don't Smoke Weed Or Get Drunk When You Are Alone With A Guy by Nonexisting1: 6:20pm On Jun 04
"If you are going to a guy' place and you don't intend having sex with him"

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Celebrities / Re: ‘I’ve Right To Vote Whoever I Want’ – Toyin Abraham Defends Support For Tinubu by Nonexisting1: 6:14pm On Jun 04
Just like everyone has the right to be stupid but don't just abuse the privilege.

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Education / Re: Babcock Student Whose Nude Video Was Leaked By Her Boyfriend Bags First Class by Nonexisting1: 6:08pm On Jun 04
This video that year. Hehehe. Internet is the real karma. Someday in the near future, her son will log on to the internet to jack off with a porn video and may see his mother's sex video where she swallowed cum like who dey drink yogurt. Imagine the trauma he will go through.

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Romance / Re: Can A Girlfriend That Cheated Once Change by Nonexisting1: 9:28pm On Jun 03
People only apologize because they are caught which is why I forgive but never forget. It's easier for a man to quit smoking than for a woman to stop cheating. Now that you have forgiven her, she will realize her mistakes that led to you catching her and then improve on her cheating game. Once a woman starts talking with a man, she will never stop until the man involved stops talking to her. Know this and know peace.

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Romance / Re: See The Debit Alert I Got This Morning by Nonexisting1: 9:18pm On Jun 03
Something keeps telling me that banks and churches are currently conniving with our politicians to deepen the poverty in the land by having them steal from Nigerians.

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Romance / Re: There is a woman behind every successful man by Nonexisting1: 9:11pm On Jun 03
Sapasenator:


Bros, If you want real success, just get at a minimum, 3 beautiful ladies and trust me, you go blow
3 beautiful witches? No bro, I'm good with my current little success.

Romance / Re: There is a woman behind every successful man by Nonexisting1: 8:36pm On Jun 03
While you are at it, just cut your family's death age by half and start living like your car is running on half tank. You'll probably not see 50yrs of age.

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Romance / How Wealth Was Measured Before Forbes List by Nonexisting1: 7:53pm On Jun 03
How our ancestors measured wealth.

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Romance / Re: Trending Video Of Abuja Based Alhaji Buying A G-wagon For His Girlfriend by Nonexisting1: 7:29pm On Jun 03
His money, his simping, his foolishness. Not my business.

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Romance / Re: Nigeria Woman In Canada Tell Husband 50 50 Or He Should Get Out by Nonexisting1: 7:12pm On Jun 03
One of the greatest mistakes an African man will make is take his African wife abroad to the West. This is not just about Nigeria women alone. When you relocate a local ekuke to the city, it will start barking and start biting more than the city dogs. Only some Arabs, Indians and some Chinese men have been able to tame their wives abroad, how they do it is still being studied at Harvard University. Men beware.

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Romance / Is This True About What Men Want? by Nonexisting1: 7:01pm On Jun 03
Men, are we together on this?

Religion / Re: Building Razed By Fire In Port Harcourt, As Women Pray For The Fire To Stop by Nonexisting1: 6:33pm On Jun 03
It's free to be stupid but those women abused the privilege. What kind of fucckery was that?

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Crime / Re: First Bank Employee On The Run After Diverting ₦40 Billion; Bank Begins Recovery by Nonexisting1: 7:48pm On Jun 01
kolaaderin:
From a reliable source, the bank is only been conservative with the amount so as not to triggers panic from customers running to secure their money. The figure is over 200 billion and still counting.
First bank has been scammed to near bankrupt. Naija I hail thea.
Thanks to a yoruba man, firstbank is now a shadow of itself.

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Crime / Re: Canadian Serial Killer Robert Pickton Dies Aged 74 After Prison Assault by Nonexisting1: 6:26pm On Jun 01
And everyone says; Hallelujah. When the righteous prosper, city rejoices but the wicked perish, there are shouts of JOY.

Romance / Re: Which One Fault Can You Accept In A Partner? by Nonexisting1: 3:00pm On Jun 01
Probably bad cook because I won't notice anyways. I don't let them witches near my kitchen before they transfer their evilness to me through food. I'll rather cook my own shit or go to a man owned restaurant and eat.

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Romance / Re: Ex-wife Walks Away With $1bn In Record Divorce Alimony by Nonexisting1: 2:50pm On Jun 01
Eyeness:
it's like English comprehension is your problem, did you not read the part where she helped him with his business. she should have bankrupted him.
Mugu, read the excerpt below.

the new settlement took into account Ms Roh’s suffering over her ex-husband’s extramarital affair.
Mr Chey’s lawyers argued that, rather than his ex-wife’s political connections enhancing his business, they had been a disadvantage.


I ask, which suffering? The gentleman's lawyer has also argued that with her useless connection, she did more harm than good to the husband's business so what are you saying?

Romance / Re: Is This True About Nigerian Men? by Nonexisting1: 1:32pm On Jun 01
Every time men this men that. Someone should please marry this one so we can rest here.

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Romance / Re: What Is Happening To Ladies On Nairaland? by Nonexisting1: 11:35pm On May 31
Sapasenator:


Calm down brotherly, these are our sisters, mothers, girlfriends, aunties.

I honestly don't see any reason for the animosity and rancor.
I don't know what you mean because the same truth I tell them here, I tell my sisters too and my mother. I have two sisters and they always hate to hear the truth but I do tell them that anyways. They react differently because they get something from me. These people here react the way they do because they don't give fuccks in a closed forum just as I too don't give a fucck. Go through my comments and show me one time I've picked on a girl here unjustly or with an intention to hurt her. Even when I cross some lines, I do apologize and a sane person can easily see through my sarcasm sometimes. Brother, women hate the truth and when you tell them that, you become an enemy. Know this and know peace. One of the greatest mistakes a man can make is take the tears of a woman seriously.

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Romance / Re: I No Feel Carry My 20 Million Carry Ashawo Were Toto Surplus- Erigga Blast Saida by Nonexisting1: 11:22pm On May 31
I will rather go fucck a tree than give that dirty thing 20 million naira. Why would a sane man spend that money on a woman when he is not using her for money ritual?

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Romance / Re: What Is Happening To Ladies On Nairaland? by Nonexisting1: 11:15pm On May 31
Sapasenator:


not a good thing. We should stop attacking ladies on this forum.
Stop telling them the truths you mean?

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Romance / Re: What Is Happening To Ladies On Nairaland? by Nonexisting1: 11:12pm On May 31
Are you serious? I didn't even notice they are not here.

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Politics / Re: Doyin Okupe Likens Tinubu To Jesus Christ, Sent Himself To Find Solution by Nonexisting1: 11:07pm On May 31
Smithkafors:


How is that the topic…… I no know where u a come from. This is not ordinary
It is not ordinary I swear. I'm beginning to believe these people are Ghanaians trying to see us fail by all means due to our unhealthy competition with them.

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Politics / Re: Cross River Demolishes Historic Monolith, Replaces It With Statue Of Jesus by Nonexisting1: 10:58pm On May 31
UbaPhilipo:
did your ancestral pride brought you light, good roads, general civilization? Eh Ewu
So the Jesus that you moulded there now brought all that you mentioned abi?

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Politics / Re: Cross River Demolishes Historic Monolith, Replaces It With Statue Of Jesus by Nonexisting1: 10:52pm On May 31
NaijaCowFarm:
Good job ... monolith is EVIL and we do not celebrate evil.
Let it be asserted that ALL of South-South is for JESUS!!!
Mugu. You demolished your heritage and tagged it evil but adopted the heritage of people you know nothing about. Since you started going to church, what visible change have you witnessed in your life apart from having food on your table and having basic things of life, the same things a good government provides for its citizens. Mugu.

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Romance / Re: The Easiest Way To Know A Broke Guy Is A Guy That Flies Economy. — Slayq by Nonexisting1: 9:32pm On May 31
This too will soon make frontpage. This place has really lost its core values.

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Food / Re: Have You Eaten Guinea Fowl Meat Before? Does It Taste Better Than Chicken? by Nonexisting1: 8:43pm On May 31
How are you sure they didn't package vulture meat for you in the place of Guinea fowl meat?

Politics / Re: Who Will You Pick To Lead Your Region If Regional Government Is Reintroduced? by Nonexisting1: 8:29pm On May 31
mrvitalis:

South East is NOI or Peter Obi

Soludo, umiah, ayim stand no chance Morgalu would beat them even
A woman can not lead a region like SE. Peter Obi, Soludo, Umahi, Muoghalu are good but not Anyim. Pius Anyim is a career politician and he is old school.

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Romance / Re: You Don't Always Reap What You Sow by Nonexisting1: 8:12pm On May 31
YoungLionken:
I pity those who (still) believe in so called karma. A lot of people did shi and got away with it, but go to prison and see many innocents being accused of crimes they didn't even commit...
Karma is very real. If you don't pay for your sins now, you'll pay it when you reincarnate. Many people today are paying for the sins they committed in their previous lives. It's a pity how the church is destroying our cultural heritage today. Many people are not doing Igba afa again. In my family back then, once a baby is born, the first thing my grandfather did was to check who was coming back. I advise everyone to always keep their hands clean, don't shed human blood and don't cause people pain. You see these our politicians today, most of them will reincarnate as barrow pushers, trust me and the funny thing is that they will come back with their full body structures. You see someone riding okada with pot belly and body carriage of rich man, yet he is poor and suffering. Karma is a bitch.

Romance / Re: Hookup Girls In Asaba. by Nonexisting1: 8:00pm On May 31
If you spend money on olosho, make sure you sweat her. She must work hard to earn her pay like a factory worker. If you wake up at the middle of the night and see her sleeping, wake her up. Even if she is not fuccking you, she should at least have your dick in her mouth from dusk till dawn.

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